WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?

A FAGGOT?

DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS TEXT ISNT FUCKING CONFESSIONS, ALRIGHT IT'S YOU BEING A BITCH, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

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Okay, I made a motherfucking statement. If you don’t like my statement, bitch, unfriend me and don’t go telling your fat sloppy nasty budding ass friend what the fuck I said. What I said was is if you were in Waffle House and you in the club every night and your kids ain’t there, you don’t need to be there. So niggas talking about a hit dog with holler, bitch you got ran the fuck over with that statement, because bitches, y’all the first bitches that hit me up. The bitches that I was actually talking to never said nothing but I guess I am talking to you now. If you in the club and your child is not motherfucking paid for okay, don’t tell me about me not having my kids, my oldest son is taken care of. My second son I probably don’t have and that’s gotta do with some shit with my momma but I don’t need to fucking explain it. Like I motherfucking said, bitch, don’t be in the motherfucking club and motherfucking that Waffle House and hungover and can’t get up the next morning to feed your motherfucking kids. So if you felt hit, bitch I was talking to you. While you’re worrying about me and what kids I got, find out where the fuck your wife is bitch, because that’s the bitch that upgraded you and made you who the fuck you was. You ain’t never taken care of your kids Nunu, did you forget I always had London? You didn’t even know how to change her diaper you sloppy body ass bitch. Talking about how you have money, bitch you got like 6 fast food jobs like a motherfucking Mexican. When in the fuck, when in the fuck did you become a boss bitch. Your bitch was still paying all the bills and your broke ass doing shit while you’re running around and talking motherfucking shit, don’t worry about me. Find you a bitch that don’t gotta upgrade you that you can actually upgrade. And she’s about to get kicked out soon, when the fuck is that motherfucking warrant gonna hit that motherfucking door hoe. You never know what the next bitch know about you. I just don’t give a fuck. Don’t come to me about my kids, bitch, because it has been several times I was finna whoop that ass and you ain’t want none, you wanted to be sisters. So bitch, here’s your sister giving you a word of advice. If that motherfucking status touched you so much bitch, go home, feed your kids, put the drink down with your beer belly having ass, okay, and worry about your kids, okay. Again, Dora, since you wanna pass motherfucking messages when I just told your monkey ass I wasn’t talking to you, how about you pass this one because I’m talking to the both of you motherfucking hoes. Don’t call me sister and play two-face with Nunu and tell her that I’m talking about her, because bitch it wasn’t nothing about you, I don’t give a fuck about you. Y’all ain’t got shit that I fucking want. Both you bitches sleep together, I sleep in my own fucking house. Both you bitches work fast food and airport jobs. Bitch, I sit behind a desk. Don’t worry, I’ll motherfucking wait. I’m self motherfucking made making more than $800 a motherfucking day off nothing. I ain’t gotta sell bussy or shake it, unlike Nunu was selling bussy at one point in time and you still ain’t got no dollars. That’s why you reserve to flipping motherfucking burgers and “Can I take your order?” face ass bitch. Don’t fucking try me. How about you try a bitch that you can motherfucking try. Now back to my motherfucking son because yes, unlike you bitch, his dad did take him but at least I know who his dad is. Do you know who London’s daddy is? Do you know who yellow boy’s daddy is? AH, I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch or is it your uncle that you claim he used to go with all the time. Run these motherfucking hands that you feel hit, bitch.

I sexually identify as Marco Rubio. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. People say to me that a person being Marco Rubio is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. I'm having a surgeon install the ability to dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what's doing, and the ability to know exactly what he's doing. From now on I want you guys to call me "President" and respect my right to dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. If you can't accept me you're trying to change this country and need to check your Chris Christie privilege. Thank you for being so understanding that I'm dispelling with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.

That said.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.

I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.

I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.

That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).

And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.

All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?

you're doing it too, fucking potato lol... see it never really ends the retardation is meta in itself once someone calls someone a retard and another retard comes running and crying retard it just starts the cycle all over again. (Im actually most retard atm, you think you go in but i go in stupider)

That's right, I said it! Now all of us are going to live in a bigot's fantasyland because all of you "Bernie or Bust" buffoons are too butthurt to face reality. YES, Hillary Clinton is corrupt as all hell! YES, she bought off the election and the DNC! YES, Bernie was screwed before he even started to run! BUT LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED ANYWAY. Bernie Sanders actually got a discussion going! He came a lot closer to the nomination than he had any right to! And throughout all of this, HE STUCK TO HIS PROMISES. He said that if he lost, he would support the Nominee, he said this from the beginning, he knew damn well that this was the most likely outcome... and when he does what he promised, you're all acting betrayed?! I know he represented an ideal... I know you wanted him to succeed... to build a great American society that the youth can be proud of... and do you know what? HE DID. But now, because everyone has such a hard-on for "corruption", because you are all acting shocked that, gasp, career politicians bought off votes, the horror! We're going to throw it all away, and leave the country in the hands of the guy who signed an anti-gay bill into law and cost his state $60 Million! Oh, you thought I'm whining about Trump? HAHAHA! Everyone and their mother knows that all DonnyT wants is the TITLE of President. He doesn't want the responsibility of being President, that's work! He'll leave it all to Mike Pence, who is a terrible choice to lead the country. So, congratulations, BernieBros! A round of applause for all of you! Stick it to the man and create a hole that America might NEVER get out of. I thought Bernie supporters were supposed to be SMARTER than this. I thought we all knew that change doesn't happen overnight. Change doesn't come from one election. It is a PROCESS. It takes TIME. It takes EFFORT. But you were so obsessed with taking down Hillary RIGHT NOW, that you allowed hatred to succeed. What Donald Trump has is a core of supporters that includes racists, sexists, and homophobes. And also, among those, are people who are doing a damn good job of hiding their bigotry. Once he wins, and Mike Pence takes over, we are going to see these people no longer be afraid to hide their hatred. We are going to see increased violence, increased attacks, increased discord. All because you betrayed your hero. I don't like Hillary either... but if you can't take a step forward, take a step sideways rather than a leap backwards. A Trump win, in any form, is a leap backwards.