AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE /R/CONSPIRACY MODS ARE GETTING SPANKED

117  2017-08-10 by snallygaster

163 comments

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Upvote for giving me brain cancer.

Want some more cancer? Try reading this

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

it's because his brain operates so fast that his mouth can't keep up.

brain

yeah his brain

brain

yeah that's what i said

Interesting post history

thanks man that means a lot

You see i know this is the Big Cheeto himself, but it reads so much like run on satire that i'm not sure if we are in the real world anymore.

It can't be good for your health to have to type these out

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This is the 2nd time in as many days that I've become aroused by one of these copypasta.

is there anything else besides the self-post? I want some context for this and what led to SC blowing up

There's a SRD writeup but I'm assuming SRD gets you drawn and quartered over here.

nah, this sub humps SRDs leg like a horny rabid schnauzer

horny rabid schnauzer

miniature, standard, or giant?

All i'm seeing here is partially-literate rant about political bias.

Context?

SRD has the re-cap.

ew

Link?

can i get a quick rundown?

So which bias is SarahConnor wanting to see?

The one that does not suck Trump's dick I reckon. Seriously, the sub has been impossible after the_d started to agendapost en masse.

I remember seeing a post about how Melania was a goddess for not eating Monsanto's food. I wrote a comment telling them that if anyone had reason to avoid such a company, it would be the political elite who deal with their sleazy lobbyists everyday. I got downvoted af and even got angry PM's anout my shilly cuckdom.

The subreddit has just devolves into people making tired rehashed arguments with each other instead of actually discussing conspiracies. The election was more than half a year back yet every single discussion on the subreddit just seems to be:

Post about Pizzagate thing

This is just a distraction from Russia thing

Still no evidence for Russia thing

What about 17 intelligence agencies

That's debunked it's only 4 now

Doesn't matter it's just the important ones

It's really just getting old now and most people want to go back to talking about how aliens did 9/11 and that crazy fucking space monster thing that's going round /x/. I agree with the mods here I don't think they could make the point in a more autistic way if they tried.

Crazy space monster thing???

Going around /x/? That is at least a year old

lmao that's retarded but /r/conspiracy would be 69x better sub if they stuck to shit like that

/u/Moranall from TopMinds compiled some juicy links for us

Mods going back forth banning a user named... MAGAbolt:

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/6sok5m/why_was_the_thread_about_the_fbi_raid_on_paul/dlegg9j/

ShillsHveFeelingsToo (extremely pro-Trump, deflector, and overall a troll) comment removed by creq then reinstated by FlyTape:

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/6sok5m/why_was_the_thread_about_the_fbi_raid_on_paul/dlez5uj/

Amos_Quito having a melt down and being an ass:

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/6sok5m/why_was_the_thread_about_the_fbi_raid_on_paul/dlefdzl/

And so much more. I'll try to add more as I get caught up.

See also the 2 currently stickied posts at /r/topmindsofreddit : uno dos

What is wrong with you /u/Amos_Quito?

What I wrote:

Contest Mode is to Trolls and Shills... ...As a House of Mirrors is to a Gaggle of Vampires Be grateful that we haven't dragged out the Crosses and Garlic... YET

I'm sorry, I was trying to lighten the mood with a bit of levity. Was my use of similes too "cryptic"?

Note the use of the word VAMPIRES and the subsequent use of the word CRYPTIC.

No words.

Mods going back forth banning a user named... MAGAbolt:

Did they say not too long ago they would ban people with politicized usernames who agenda-post?

Wow that would be a great rule for /r/drama to implement

New snappy quote?

so they're on time out? I bet they're fuming in their bird masks rn

vapes angrily

*Wal-Mart brand Guy-Faulks masks

funny, remember when time warner was making fucking bank off anonymous?

Can we get a breakdown of who's on which side for pinging purposes? Someone pls

https://www.reddit.com/r/undelete/comments/5v16lz/rconspiracy_modmail_leak_and_collection_of_public/

This was the status last time around. I believe /u/Assuredlyathrowaway is the biggest Trump cuck. At the very least he's a power mod and we know they're all fucked some way.

I'm a Bernie/Warren supporter :(

Wow, you know Sanders is Jewish right? I thought you had a pretty big axe to grind with those folks.

I was raised in a Jewish family (although I am non-practicing and vehemently anti-Zionist)...

Are the other /r/conspiracy mods aware of this?

I don't think they would care about what kind of family I was raised in.

That certainly sounds like a no. Should we throw you a mitzvah to celebrate your announcement of Hebrew lineage? Perhaps we could shower you with shekels Soros style?

Self hating jew.

You're also a massive hypocrite.

...And you're going back on my blocklist, as you are a creepy stalker.

Haven't swapped comments with you for weeks, but I'm a stalker. lol

/u/Mairy_Hinge

Please do tell, no offence Assuredly, but I'm not sure about you.

Not sure why that user started stalking me, probably something moderation related.

Also you're welcome to chat with me anytime :), although I have no idea who you are lol.

you're welcome to chat with me

Are you coming on to me? ;)

I'm just a normal conspiracy lurker and the sub has gone to absolute shit. Why, how and what are you going to do about it? Why does /u/TheGhostOfDusty think you're a shill ringleader?

We had a difference of opinion in a thread on conspiracy, so he banned me for 'concern trolling' (a common accusation for those he disagrees with), then banned me.

Thought I'd submit a complaint in modmail - as he often advises others to do in other subs, where a single solitary mod agreed with him, he cast a second vote on his OWN complaint and decided the matter was settled then also muted me and archived the discussion (which hides the discussion from other mods when using the new modmail system unless they go digging through archived discussions).

If someone disagrees with him they are concern trolls, if they downvote him then they are brigading or paid shills from shareblue or similar organisations to manipulate votes, which is quite funny as he was previously warned in public by admins for using multiple sockpuppet accounts to do just that.

Constantly preaches 'Kantian Ethics' and that censorship is evil, and censors opposing opinions in any sub he mods - and he collects subs like a stray dog collects fleas, he mods almost 100 subs now.

Someone's upvoted you 57 times? And downvoted him 870? That does sound a bit like stalking. Who took the screenshots? You on an alt? I agree he probably shouldn't mod conspiracy though.

Unfortunately the mods a few subs I subscribe to so we cross paths quite frequently and I freely admit I'll call him on on his shit when he smears it around.

I see him as one of this worst types of threats to Reddit, like the powers used that fucked Digg. For a select few to have so much power over what is or isn't seen is good.

I don't actively 'stalk' him, but if I see him around then I'll generally throw a downvote his way.

You upvoted yourself though. Boo!

If you see my other reply, I didn't.

My other account got suspended (that I use mainly for modding) for vote manipulation but admins investigated at my request and they said it looked like it had been hacked, allowed me to reset password and all was fine again.

I don't need to resort to AAT tactics. lol

Hmm. That is plausible. Sorry I jumped to conclusions.

No worries. I agree it does indeed look fishy.

You caught her upvoting her own context and using alts to downvote me lol.

I'll let the admins know.

HAhahahahahah.

Isn't that the exact same thing you've done multiple times?

Can you show me an example of me doing anything of that nature within the past 3 years?

I see.

Unless you are 17 years no that doesn't impress me. If you actually cared about the integrity of the sub these suspicions against you should be enough for you to leave.

LOL!

Already been through it with them ages ago. They suspended the account while I reset my password as they reckoned my account had been hacked.

But feel free to contact them again about it if it makes you feel good.

I am crying over here. This is amazing.

I remember reading that thread. How the fuck he's allowed to get away with as much as he does is beyond me.

He lives on Reddit private modmail subs and does his Wormtongue thing all day every day.

Why hasn't he been thrown out earlier? Are all the current conspiracy mods biased? I mean the fact that he's a power mod which includes political subs like worldnews should be enough in my opinion.

He was kicked out in 2015 (IIRC) for insisting that he was immune to the rules. Then he begged his way back in with multiple modmail pleadings some months later.

All but two mods are hypocrites and liars when it comes to enforcing the rules.

Looks like a solid ban considering your RES shows you've upvoted yourself 47 times just from the account you happened to be logged into at the time and have downvoted AATA 870 times.

Ho Lee fuk man. You are one obsessed little dude.

Don't you have some more tales from conspiracy videos to make, after the roaring success of the first one?

Yes I do, but I'd like to lose about 300 pounds before I appear on camera again. I'm very sensitive about my obesity.

Bleh. Feel the burn Pocahontas.

Wew lawd that's some good shit

Thanks boo

Huh?

IT'S TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN

/r/conspiracy turned into a cheerleader sub for the Republican controlled government, and everyone (that wasn't a Russian troll or trailer trash) realized how asinine that is.

Basically T_D shills took over and the people there got pissed.

Give us the deets, /u/Flytape.

Fuck guys.

This shit got complicated real fast. We had a mod meet-up thing which went pretty well. All but 4 of our mods showed up and it was pretty basic, we went to a bar and got a table in a dark corner, we talked some shit about some Conspiracy theories and upset some of the patrons as the night went on. Shit got real complicated when people started tapping out and I can't name any names here but one of the mod's significant other decided that a different mod was slightly more significant after her other passed out early from too many shots.

Well this all spilled over into modmail a few weeks later when the infidelity was discovered because the two devil's we're sexting and got caught. Now we have freaking blood feuds and I got stuck with the insignificant other's bar tab some how. Of course his life isn't very grand right now on account of the infidelity and he is refusing to pay me back for 140 dollars of drink and food because his SO was a whore.

I'm not very good in these situations considering I'm a 500lb anti-government Conspiracy theorist who wears mossy-oak brand camo pants every day and haven't really seen my own balls without the help of a mirror since I was 9 years old. I could go for some Mac & cheesecake right now if you know what I'm saying.

You'll have to ask /u/assuredlyathrowaway for any other details because I pretty much spent the rest of the night in the hotel pool and cried myself to sleep realizing how lonely I am.

Kid Rock 2020

his SO was a whore

Please don't use misogynistic language in /r/drama.

Sorry, she was a slut. Not a whore.

I always get those two confused.

Sorry, she was a

Slut. Not a whore. I always

Get those two confused.

 

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Who the fuck bought gold for a comment in r/drama?kys

So what you're saying is that you and the rest of the mod team are still going to be absolute shit?

Who cares? You aren't a conspiracy theorist so I'm unclear on why you're so invested in how bad we mod our sub.

I grow tired of people who take the internet way too seriously, your currently in a drama sub which is presumably about entertainment and you're trying to take a serious poke at me. Would you be surprised to know that I really don't care about your opinion and that the only reason I'm replying to you is because I'm taking a shit and I'm bored?

The best part about /Conspiracy is that it's not required reading. Your grade won't be affected by not familiarizing yourself with our material and you're welcome to drop the class at any time.

There aren't any conspiracy theorists left in /r/conspiracy. You assholes booted them all.

What fine outrage you have.

What ugly abuse you spray the communities you dis-serve. You are unqualified for the role.

You're unqualified to have a meaningful opinion about me because I banned you for violating our rules. Now you're butthurt and guess what? I don't give a flying fuck.

Your rules are meaningless and are enforced arbitrarily, without consistency, and exist merely to serve an ideological agenda. I was a member of /r/conspiracy since its founding.

You and your mod team have diminished the subreddit and subverted its mission. By seeking reason to purge anyone not in your ideological tribe, you've turned the place into vanilla soup. The other side of /r/politics coin. A place for /r/t_d to push its agenda to the front page, that is until admins get sick of the /all queue games you play.

You are everything mods should not be.

This is why you're banned.

It doesn't matter what fucking fairytale land you live in where you don't think rules apply to you. You aren't the one who gets to apply them, make your own sub and ban me, I don't give a fuck and neither should you.

Oh no, it's not that I think "rules don't apply to me". Clearly, you're intentionally misinterpreting my statements. It's that I think - I know - you don't apply rules consistently. You apply them inconsistently. With an express secondary ideological purpose.

As I said. You are exactly what mods should not be.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Arbitrary and capricious. Ideological. Subverted the core mission of the subreddit to serve your own self-aggrandizing ends.

I'm pretty sure the core mission of the subreddit is NOT to chase away AMA guests by pretending to be a lawyer and harassing them about something bad they said about Hillary Clinton. But like I said, as long as you sleep well at night and feel like you were the hero then why do you need to talk to me about this for the better part of a year?

I obviously don't give a fuck.

I'm pretty sure as a moderator of that forum and the person directly responsible for attracting that AMA guest, that you police his conduct on your forum. That he not engage in defamatory speech byu falsely claiming a political candidate is a "lesbian pedophile traitor and criminal" unless he can back that up with facts on the record. Which he could not do.

You supported him in covering that up. And furthermore, silencing the person (me) who snapshotted his words and published them. Everything I wrote was factually accurate. What he wrote put you, your subreddit, and Reddit corporate in jeopardy.

I'm not a lawyer. But I did take a graduate first amendment law class as requirement to a J program. You - and your guest - was way the fuck out of line. And you remain so.

And no one gave a fuck.

You know why? Because Hillary is a horrible person and the last thing she wants to do is have a public lawsuit about her being called a pedo.

It has nothing to do with Hillary. Or who might or might not 'give a fuck'. It has to do with taking responsibility for telling verifiable truths. Something that is actually one of your supposed rules. Which you blatantly violated.

Remember, arbitrary capricious rule enforcement? Yeah, that's you.

You (and your entire team) are ethically and morally unqualified to hold a mod role.

That's actually no where in our rules.

Ah. You removed the rule for factual accuracy and replaced with one that only covers the headline. How convenient. Let's say, instead. There was a rule. And as part of your descent into disseminating political propaganda, rather than conspiracy, you've removed a longstanding rule requiring reasonable accuracy and replaced it with... nothing in particular.

Entirely predictable. Utterly pathetic.

You're Fucked man. Your brain has been melted by postmodern Marxist bullshit social justice insanity.

Nothing you say is even remotely grounded in reality like when you accused reddit's admins of silently editing your stupid post about psychic spies. You're a true fucking meltdown happening in real time.

All you can do is make shit up. Like your hallucination about us having a rule about factual accuracy... Wtf man, go to archive.is people archive our front page all the damn time. You're factually a fucking retard who somehow managed to master grammar and learn how to write quite well. It's a shame your wasting that talent being a bottom feeding trash fish.

There are only two genders, deal with it.

Girls have vaginas and boys have penises.

Now you attack on other issues, using half-truths and snide commentary. It's pathetic. It suggests you know you're in the wrong. And the cognitive dissonance of it makes you lash out.

Vagina = female

Penis = male

Rule 11 = the same since before 2014

Your arguments = targeted individual level bullshit

I definitely remember a rule for accuracy in submissions. And I know you all debated questions on the importance of accuracy in the /u/ghostofdusty modmail leak.

You're a liar.

Archive.is doesn't like motherfucker, look at the fucking facts.

So now the admins are secretly editing your posts, archive.is has been corrupted somehow but your memory is infallible.

Are you certain that you're not just being an idiot?

Will you include the archive.is links in your blog post you write when you accuse me of changing our rules just so I could ban you?

Just stay the fuck away from Vegas man.

Your personal and side attacks are irrelevant. Maybe it was only in headlines. Perhaps I'm wrong. It doesn't matter.

To argue against accuracy - to argue it's permissible for guests to lie and defame as part of an official public interview, to then cover it up when brought to light, and to squelch and ban the person responsible for capturing the evidence... that's what you defend here.

Own it. That's on you .

There is no maybe, I know you're above average on the literacy scale so I have no doubts that you can read the archive links I provided for you free of charge.

As far Conspiracy being about accuracy, I think you've lost your damn mind. We talk about theories and speculation all damn day long. We aren't trying to be the national archives, we are a conspiracy theory forum. I don't see you freaking about about the theories that George Bush was involved in the Kennedy assassination or that Donald Rumsfeld stole 6 trillion dollars from the Pentagon.

You're a fucking Hillary Clinton fanboi and that's why you're on this crusade.

I suggest you get over it before I continue my impromptu sex education in the comments here.

XX = FEMALE

XY = MALE

don't be a science denier.

Wow. Right down to, "you a girl!"

Oh man. Worse than pathetic.

Get back on point. You defend the right to disseminate lies on /r/conspiracy as a matter of mod policy. You silence critics of this policy, and most especially those who collect verifiable evidence of your misconduct.

They are called opinions.

Steele isn't the first person in the world to make allegations that the Clintons are pedos. That whole Lolita Express thing Started it.

But he did backpedal once challenged. Didn't he?

And I don't give a fuck about the Clintons. Or unsubstantiated allegations. He made a claim that would require direct observational or personal knowledge. Breitbart wouldn't have published that shit.

But you did.

Latch onto their minor misconception about rule 11 all you like. The fact remains that his point still stands regarding rule 11 as you Trump rubes apply it to post titles.

Gaslighting. Pathetic.

Ah. You removed the rule for factual accuracy and replaced with one that only covers the headline. How convenient. Let's say, instead, there was a rule. And as part of your descent into disseminating political propaganda, rather than talking conspiracy theory, you've removed a longstanding rule requiring reasonable accuracy in submissions and replaced it with... nothing in particular.

Here I save you the trouble of trying to search Reddit while tripping fucking balls on schizophrenia and provide a link to a post that has a bunch of archives of our front page going all the way back to 2014, long before the Robert David Steele AMA that caused you to blow a fuse.

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/6bx22z/a_reminder_of_what_rconspiracy_used_to_look_like/

It was always just headlines actually.

Perhaps I've misremembered. It doesn't really matter in the greater scheme of critiquing /r/conspiracy mod misconduct.

Agreed. Mods there were relatively above board for a good 8 years. Donald Trump and the r/Conspiratard creator, jcm267, and his subreddit The_Donald,, completely headfucked most of the mod team. Still blows my mind.

Soooo this.

That dumbass AMA guest spewed vicious defamation. You of all people defending that kind of sociopathic behavior is still bizarre to me.

Hear hear.

You violate your own rules. What now?

The legend.

That was some poorly written bullshit. User is on drugs.

They're a mod on /r/Conspiracy. I'd be more shocked if they were stone cold sober.

It's fine.

They are probably worse of their drugs thb.

User is on drugs.

p sure the problem is hes off of them

/u/cerius don't talk smack about daddy

We all have lives -- outside of Reddit.

Lies. How deep does this conspiracy go?

The Jews ruin everything

You're welcome. I wouldn't want you to become minor butthurt.

(((Sarah_Connor)))

Seriously tho, isn't it funny when a conspiracy forum supports the government?

just goes to show that conspiracy types are just as easy to manipulate as everyone else if you string them along using their own narrative.

I would think so, part of being a conspiracy theorist is being willing to disregard evidence in favor of a narrative. If they had compelling evidence it would just be a theory.

Excuse the terrible quality, Robert Anton Wilson, has some good thoughts on the matter.

*conspiracy. The theory part makes it theoretical.

conspiracy types are just as easy to manipulate as everyone else

That's pretty generous

They've just invented a new, Deeper State (((government))) so they can still feel like the rebel alliance.

Somehow they have all branches of the state, claim to have the full support of the military and cops, and yet the deep state still rules all.

Shit, the failing New York Times must have gotten to her somehow. R/drama is humanities last outpost against the reptilians! NEVER SURRENDER!

You should be Trump's tweet ghostwriter.

Crooked Hillary sent one of her goons after Sarah_Connor. #SethRich Washington wants to use vaccines to turn beautiful, baby frogs gay, but I stand with r/Drama! #draintheswamp

👏👏👍

Clearly "they" got to "them".

please boot anyone who doesn't consider trump and clinton on the same side.

-14 lmao. what happened to seeing through the democratic facade of the (((establishment elite)))?

Trump used the power of extreme autism to cure the "all politicans r da same"

He's definitely not the same as other politicians. They all fucking hate him.

And who would blame them?

Dems: "We lost to this Donald Trump?!"

Reps: "Everyone else in our party is a worse a candidate than Donald Trump?!"

It's hilarious.

The marshmallows roasted over radiation fires will be delicious, if briefly.

He's definitely not the same as other politicians. They all fucking hate him.

Yeah, because normal politicians never hate other normal politicians.

But he is different: He figured out how to weaponize retards to win elections.

Yeah, THAT'S the reason they hate him, sure ...

And republicans don't seem to dislike Trump so much

Which ones? McCain, Murkowski, and Collins hate his guts, which caused TrumpCareTM to fail.

Bosse has always been a never-Trumper.

Fuck, Flake just wrote a book on how much his party disgusts him for letting Trump win the nomination. Where the heck have you been?

Oh wow, 3 republicans don't like him (McCain doesn't have a problem with the majority of things he's done based on votes so far) on one issue?

Clearly he has no support :P

If he's helping ram their agenda through, they love him. They hated him and pretended he was an evil man up to Nov 7 (Paul Ryan anyone), then turned around and all voted for him in unison (basically).

the right wing doesn't have purity tests the same way the left does, they fall in line a lot easier. McCain has the benefit of being on his death bed and is still pretty cucked by the GOP

The failure to rape health-care begs to differ

Trump has called for McConnell and Ryan's jobs. That'll piss off the establishment right there.

Orrin Hatch (among others) stood up to Trump on transgender in the military.

Dozens have stood up for Jeff Sessions.

Ben Sasse is going to run against Trump in the 2020 Primary, and Pence probably will too.

And that doesn't count all the House members about to lose their seat because Trump is a moron with the diplomatic skills of a goldfish.

Trump has called for McConnell and Ryan's jobs.

oh, bless your heart. If Mcconnel had delivered on Trumps anti-healthcare promise he and Trump would be bffs. HE hates them because they have let him down.

Orrin Hatch (among others) stood up to Trump on transgender in the military.

That wasn't a real ban anyway.

Dozens have stood up for Jeff Sessions.

And none of them did anything. Jeff Sessions praised Trump.

Ben Sasse is going to run against Trump in the 2020 Primary, and Pence probably will too.

Pence has clearly stated he will not run if Trump runs.

And that doesn't count all the House members about to lose their seat because Trump is a moron with the diplomatic skills of a goldfish.

I think things will get worse and worse from here for them. But until now, they have been rewarded for sticking with trump, not punished. Trump is massively unpopular outside his party, but republicans LOVE him. look at his support for the Syrian bombing, for instance

they all hate Ted Cruz too, but that doesn't mean anything

This. Is. Awesome!

oh noes, my digital heinie!

So eh, want to give us some details about whats going on behind closed doors?

NO

then post bussy or gtfo.

Ill take that as a yes.

/u/axolotl_peyotl give us the deets in a YouTube video birdmask so they don't know it's you.

Or leak some modmail anonymously pls. /u/Snallgaster won't give up her sources

snallygaster--->strange ally's

going deeper:

snallygaster------>Glassy Antler

ok now we're getting somewhere.

snallygaster------------>LGT analysers

uh-oh

snallygaster------------------------>artlessly nag

ooooh

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That's the one.

YES

I can't believe we haven't seen it before

Snally can make me sultry lasagna any night she wants

lasagna is lazy shite poverty food. you may as well eat spaghetti and sugar you degenerate

Wtf did you just say about lasagne, you little bitch?

Nah, because that would require the mods to actually be honest.

/u/swampsparrow has the right idea!

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kys

Mmw they'll figure a way out how to blame the Jews

If it's helps, I'm happy to take credit for this.

Rabbi, convert me.

We're gonna have to give the snake a quick trim

Annnnnnnd back to being a heathen.

Sleep tight and watch out for the foreskin gnomes!

They better watch out for me. Last time I crammed six up my ass before I came.

Snip snip!

TopMinds subreddit compiled some nice linkys for us

/u/Moranall compiled some juicy links for us

Mods going back forth banning a user named... MAGAbolt:

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/6sok5m/why_was_the_thread_about_the_fbi_raid_on_paul/dlegg9j/

ShillsHveFeelingsToo (extremely pro-Trump, deflector, and overall a troll) comment removed by creq then reinstated by FlyTape:

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/6sok5m/why_was_the_thread_about_the_fbi_raid_on_paul/dlez5uj/

Amos_Quito having a melt down and being an ass:

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/6sok5m/why_was_the_thread_about_the_fbi_raid_on_paul/dlefdzl/

And so much more. I'll try to add more as I get caught up.

guys.... I have a problem... I've been jerking it for the last five hors and my dick is bleeding... what alex jones supplement will heal bleeding dick. Please help. my dick blood is getting all over this walmart bathroom.

Dick bleeding is just a sign that you're a MAN. Take some more SUPER MALE VITALITY and jerk through the pain.

This raises more questions than it answers. Clarification?

u/ElCaminoSS396

Basically the mods on r/conspiracy would relish the opportunity to deep throat the small handed cheeto.

Seems sarah conner had enough of them trying to turn it into /r/The_Donald

What is "contest mode"?

lurk more

nah

Top-level comments are randomized and comment scores are hidden.

got it thanks

Thank God. That place had become a hole.

lol