r/drama: Trump's former Director of Communications, Jason Miller, had an affair with another Trump staffer, A.J. Delgado. This week both his wife and Delgado had kids. He writes; "My wife and I... are excited to welcome (the love child) into the world and into our family." Delgado tweets "that's a lie."

I actually saw a truck drive down the street the other day with 14 in one back window and 88 in the other. I was shocked that no one had fire bombed it yet.

1 TheCodexx 2017-08-10

Better than Season 4 Lindsay, but worse than Seasons 1-3 Lindsay.

1 zeldaisaprude 2017-08-10

So arrested development.

1 pvijay187 2017-08-10

Shut your mouth you bastard.

1 TesticleMayhem 2017-08-10

Nah, the Bluths weren't woefully unlikable. Who in the Trump gang would be Michael for example? I don't think they have anything even remotely resembling a schmucky moral center.

And oh my god if Kushner was more like Tobias that would have been a hoot.

1 im-a-koala 2017-08-10

Redundant.

1 veridique 2017-08-10

LOL. GOP family values.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-10

Traditional Christian™ family value 🍆💦😩

1 OniTan 2017-08-10

Not to mention, before the article even broke she, without naming Miller as the father, tweeted, "The father did not/has not sent the child even a $1, or a single gift/item. I have had to pay for/cover everything myself. Cheers."

Paying for the wife's baby is family values. Paying for the mistress' baby would be welfare.

1 glmox 2017-08-10

what a time to be alive

1 SeftonsMice 2017-08-10

Damn, maybe the fact that this guy has two women fighting over him will give hope to some of our resident incels.

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-08-10

I'm sure they'll just whine that "Chad" Miller is cockblocking them.

1 SeftonsMice 2017-08-10

I mean, just going by the jacket/pocket square combo should tell you practically anyone can get laid.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-10

(((Chad)))

1 jk1121 2017-08-10

He's a rich guy.

1 SeftonsMice 2017-08-10

Doubtful.

I predict he will soon be a piteous, divorced half broke dude paying child support to two different women and he will still get laid.

1 newsdr 2017-08-10

it also gives hope to thumbs

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-08-10

Is cuck a gender neutral term 🤔

1 LadyVetinari 2017-08-10

Cuckqueen is the female version I believe (or cuckqwean for sass)

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-08-10

cuckqwean

That sounds like a name that wypipo complain about seeing on applications.

1 Sarge_Ward 2017-08-10

I prefer cuckette

1 Saul_Panzer_NY 2017-08-10

It's cuckqueAn for the wives that dig it.

1 faissaloo 2017-08-10

Yes

1 TodoLoQueQuieroEsTi 2017-08-10

Jason Miller

A.J. Delgado

Normally I'd say he's "punching above his weight" but that might not be the best metaphor in this case lol

1 ownersinc 2017-08-10

👅

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-10

🍆💦

1 snappleteadrink 2017-08-10

Now THIS is a black pill

1 jerry101246 2017-08-10

Uncles probably don't have wealth and political power

1 PEDRO_de_PACAS_ 2017-08-10

she looks like her family has suffered generations of malnourishment with signs of possible inbreeding

1 grungebot5000 2017-08-10

how the fuck is multigenerational nourishment gonna show up

in her eyes?

1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-08-10

Her soul looks hungry.

1 PEDRO_de_PACAS_ 2017-08-10

It's not so much in her eyes as the distance between them

1 ason 2017-08-10

Epigenetics, you pleb.

1 ricardogce 2017-08-10

See, incels? There's hope even for you.

1 lonestarphysics 2017-08-10

She is way too attractive for him.

1 some-dumb-fuck 2017-08-10

This is what happens when you normalize twitter. This is why the media has no credibility. This, strangely enough, is /u/the_reason_trump_won. Use hyphens you shift-obsessed pussies.

1 redditaccountspaceba 2017-08-10

This is what happens when people have too much estrogen in their system. Who cares about the generic soap opera of some nobodies?

Weak drama.

1 The_DJSeahorse 2017-08-10

This story was way more entertaining in my head when I thought both were guys.

1 do0rkn0b 2017-08-10

That's all you degenerates can think about is gay sex.

1 easementbyforce 2017-08-10

Busy is love, busy is life

1 LemonScore 2017-08-10

But then how is babby formed?

1 OniTan 2017-08-10

Not to mention, before the article even broke she, without naming Miller as the father, tweeted, "The father did not/has not sent the child even a $1, or a single gift/item. I have had to pay for/cover everything myself. Cheers."

Well Republicans have family values and don't believe in welfare.

1 redditaccountspaceba 2017-08-10

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1 froibo 2017-08-10

Sounds like there is a communication problem.