Drama After The Entire Country Of Spain Is Incapable Uploading A Video File

260  2017-08-16 by Embers-Ghost-Squad

Quick Rundown: Game Of Thrones season 7 episode 6 aired on HBO in Spain in full HD today because someone at SpainHBO fucked up and pushed a button 5 days early.

And yet despite having the entire episode air in its entirety, in HD, and in English, it is now 8 (eight) hours later and not a single soul in Spain has been able to figure out how to upload the episode. All we got was a drunk Spaniard pointing his phone at his tv and streaming the entire episode but only for mobile users (because fuck people using computers or who don't have instagram amirite?) while tipping his phone this way and that and jabbering and laughing in Spanish.

On top of that, we have another Spaniard trying to STREAM the episode using streaming services like twitch and youtube thinking that people will be able to see it before it gets taken down. After being banned from twitch and most likely getting his youtube suspended, he "gives up" after seemingly being the only person in whole country who knows how to capture video properly, yet doesn't know how to upload it to a torrent site.

/r/freefolk is currently turning into /r/SpanishPeopleHate and calling for another bombing of Geurnica.

62 comments

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1  Miguk_Saram 2017-08-16

And yet the aging yuppies & bearded hipsters who watch HBO believe they're intellectually superior. It must be difficult for them to use technology since they've seen Westworld and they have to agonize over whether or not their set-top box has a soul.

1  mr_dinkle 2017-08-16

India confirmed for 1st world country and superpower. Spain confirmed for computer illiterate slum.

1  Sarge_Ward 2017-08-16

you can't just copy-paste one of the top comments from the /r/freefolk sub like that.

Wheres your karma integrity?

1  mr_dinkle 2017-08-16

I say we build a wall around spain and make mexico pay for it.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-16

Woah there Mr. Trump

1  John_Kvetch 2017-08-16

OP literally copy and pasted the top comment in /r/freefolk for his entire post

This is a new height in lazyness

1  JasonJewnova 2017-08-16

The Spanish are literal retards, how is this news to anyone

1  TheEhSteve 2017-08-16

It's only the natural result of Charles II using his natural charm and good looks to fuck every single woman in Spain 300 years ago

1  blerg3409 2017-08-16

t. Alberto Barbosa, king of the Caliphate of Moortugal. How does it feel to be an even more irrelevant version Spain?

1  grungebot5000 2017-08-16

I didn't even know Spain still existed

1  HINDBRAIN 2017-08-16

They have the hottest women of the planet so it's all fine.

1  the_popcorn_pisser 2017-08-16

> literal retards

> we latinos still celebrate the raping and pillaging of our natives by the conquistadores.

I think we may be even worse than spaniards.

1  darth_stroyer 2017-08-16

When you make a mind-numbingly stupid error that puts your career on the line but it's okay cause everyone in your country is a mouth-breathing technophobe that doesn't know how to operate first-world techno mumbo jumbo.

1  jajajaja21 2017-08-16

¿Qué dice?

1  jesusofnazers 2017-08-16

Los españoles están muy muy estupido y esto es conocido en todo el mundo.

1  do0rkn0b 2017-08-16

mucho cerveza waiter

1  WarSanchez 2017-08-16

and another bowl of chips

And mas bowl de chips

Ftfy

1  do0rkn0b 2017-08-16

I'm just trying to be racist please

1  CondeTrocola 2017-08-16

Anyone who upvoted that and visits Dragonstone (Gaztelugatxe, Zumaia flitsch) will be shot on sight.

1  Wakkajabba 2017-08-16

People are getting seriously upset about their teevee

1  soylent_absinthe 2017-08-16

Now that Physical Removal is gone, GoT is all we have left.

1  JayrassicPark 2017-08-16

watching grr grimderp everyone-is-a-douchey-war-criminal-rapist who rant about honor being dead and anyone who doesn't think life is shit 24/7 are small, mentally-ill children and le shocking character death twists for artificial drama

1  Nanaki__ 2017-08-16

Now they are celebrating Sweden as someone finally manages to get a clean copy out there.

1  Ketchup901 2017-08-16

Du gamla, Du fria

1  Dreamincolr 2017-08-16

I downloaded it fine via mega. 1080p crisp

1  IAintThatGuy 2017-08-16

Yup. I'm seeding all the torrent right now (people started 7 torrents of the same file, and they all have similar numbers of seeds and peers... that's retarded). But the mega link kicked ass : I thought they'd ration traffic because of all the people Dling that episode but it was faster than the torrents (5 hours ago).

1  lets-start-a-riot 2017-08-16

Am spaniard, can confirm, i dont know how to upload a video file. Also fuck you jaja

1  Sebaceous_Sebacious 2017-08-16

Embarrassing

1  ricardogce 2017-08-16

top quec

1  groovejet 2017-08-16

Apparently it was uploaded, but with the Spanish name, "Juego de Tronos".

1  IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-16

https://torrentfreak.com/game-of-thrones-episode-s07e06-leaks-online-early-170816/

1  Golgomot 2017-08-16

May you share your secrets, holder of the spoiler links?

1  StrongerThroughFaith 2017-08-16

I've never seen a single episode of Game of Thrones. AMA.

1  fiveht78 2017-08-16

Are you me?

1  dan92 2017-08-16

Based solely on appearance, which sexy character do you think should win the game of thrones?

1  StrongerThroughFaith 2017-08-16

Ode by Arthur O'Shaughnessy

We are the music makers,
  And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
  And sitting by desolate streams;—
World-losers and world-forsakers,
  On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
  Of the world for ever, it seems.

With wonderful deathless ditties
We build up the world's great cities,
And out of a fabulous story
We fashion an empire's glory:
One man with a dream, at pleasure,
  Shall go forth and conquer a crown;
And three with a new song's measure
  Can trample a kingdom down.

We, in the ages lying
  In the buried past of the earth,
Built Nineveh with our sighing,
  And Babel itself in our mirth;
And o'erthrew them with prophesying
  To the old of the new world's worth;
For each age is a dream that is dying,
  Or one that is coming to birth.

A breath of our inspiration
Is the life of each generation;
A wondrous thing of our dreaming
Unearthly, impossible seeming—
The soldier, the king, and the peasant
  Are working together in one,
Till our dream shall become their present,
  And their work in the world be done.

They had no vision amazing
Of the goodly house they are raising;
They had no divine foreshowing
Of the land to which they are going:
But on one man's soul it hath broken,
  A light that doth not depart;
And his look, or a word he hath spoken,
  Wrought flame in another man's heart.

And therefore to-day is thrilling
With a past day's late fulfilling;
And the multitudes are enlisted
In the faith that their fathers resisted,
And, scorning the dream of to-morrow,
  Are bringing to pass, as they may,
In the world, for its joy or its sorrow,
  The dream that was scorned yesterday.

But we, with our dreaming and singing,
  Ceaseless and sorrowless we!
The glory about us clinging
  Of the glorious futures we see,
Our souls with high music ringing:
  O men! it must ever be
That we dwell, in our dreaming and singing,
  A little apart from ye.

For we are afar with the dawning
  And the suns that are not yet high,
And out of the infinite morning
  Intrepid you hear us cry—
How, spite of your human scorning,
  Once more God's future draws nigh,
And already goes forth the warning
  That ye of the past must die.

Great hail! we cry to the comers
  From the dazzling unknown shore;
Bring us hither your sun and your summers;
  And renew our world as of yore;
You shall teach us your song's new numbers,
  And things that we dreamed not before:
Yea, in spite of a dreamer who slumbers,
  And a singer who sings no more.

1  nanonan 2017-08-16

That's bloody awful. Where are the dragons? The ice wights? Plus nobody actually talks like that.

1  do0rkn0b 2017-08-16

Only reason to watch that show is to see that little blonde dragon girl naked.

1  IAintThatGuy 2017-08-16

Don't think there'll be much nakedness this season.

1  do0rkn0b 2017-08-16

did the horse man fuck her to death?

1  IAintThatGuy 2017-08-16

Still stuck on season 1? Lots of deaths in S7. Not much fucking. Lot of the action is in the North too, so doesn't seem to put the heroes in the mood for nakedness.

1  do0rkn0b 2017-08-16

i'm too intelligent and bearded to watch television.

1  IAintThatGuy 2017-08-16

So how much do you love Rick and Morty?

1  do0rkn0b 2017-08-16

cartoons are for pot smoking losers.

1  Wowbagger1 2017-08-16

anime must be your vice right kn0b-san?

1  do0rkn0b 2017-08-16

Do you have down syndrome? What part of cartoons are for losers don't you understand?

1  Wowbagger1 2017-08-16

I post in /r/drama so what do you think?

1  do0rkn0b 2017-08-16

i forgot where i was for a second

1  JasonJewnova 2017-08-16

Lots of deaths in S7

This is good

Not much fucking

BOOOO

1  damn_it_so_much 2017-08-16

It's all cgi lately

1  bleasehalb 2017-08-16

Expecting the Spanish to do anything that requires work is laughable. Even their conquests in the New World were mostly thanks to disease.

1  IAintThatGuy 2017-08-16

They killed the natives by being dirty.

1  sweffymo 2017-08-16

Hence the name Dirty Sanchez.

1  WarSanchez 2017-08-16

lol

1  IAintThatGuy 2017-08-16

Columbus did rape a lot of natives.

1  You_Made_Me_Laugh 2017-08-16

Americans could have use that technique in Vietnam.

1  PM_me_ur_BOTTOMTEXT 2017-08-16

/r/cirkeltrek

1  double-happiness 2017-08-16

Spaniard

http://i.imgur.com/cyKwwtJ.gifv

1  Mort_DeRire 2017-08-16

Anybody who likes fantasy as a genre in any medium is a loser

1  EstebanTrabajos 2017-08-16

I can't believe the amount of Spaniards that took my shitposts seriously.

1  GoodVSHero 2017-08-16

Thank you for giving me something to read through , chum

1  4chan_pol_ambassador 2017-08-16

no wonder catalonia wants out. i wouldnt want to be in the same country as these spergs either

1  ManhattanTransFur 2017-08-16

Pretty lame plan unless they plan on annexing Tunisia and reforming the Carthaginian empire.

1  dogbref 2017-08-16

dumb GoTposters