I guess I'll be the only one to admit owning a flame bowling shirt purchased in the 90s. Yes I shopped at Hot Topic.
I had a faux-hawk in the 80s, and feathered bangs in the 70s.
Don't hate me because I was fashionable, it was driven by a desire to pickle my prick in sweet cuntbrine; what was I supposed to do? WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO?
Attachments cause pain and suffering. If you're attached to partisan ideologies you're a loser going through pain and suffering. Radical centrism is the only way you can achieve inner peace.
Yeah tbh. I've gone hard for ideologies in the past but I realised that there was a point when I stopped thinking "what do I think about X" and started thinking "what would someone subscribing to the ideology I think I follow think of X". At that point your judgement is completely clouded because you're not making your own choice any more. I'm glad I had that realisation.
Yeah there will always be tards clinging to an ideology without really thinking about it. A few weeks ago in /r/shitpoliticssays they were unironically comparing that bakery in Oregon refusing to sell a cake to a gay couple to a Muslim refusing to sell pork. Absolutely moronic reasoning.
These dumb fucks think being a centrist means you pick the middle ground between two opposing positions.
It doesn't. It means side with one group when they are right and with another when they are. You don't side with one group on all matters because that would be retarded, but extremists have no self awareness.
No amount of you explaining this can move an autist outside of its box.
Biggest opposition to radical centrism is the current set of political elites – and not only because radical centrism means you actually have to work toward a solution on budget and within time – it also means that the basic lever of corruption would lose its anchor.
People thrive on corruption because they can pretend they hard on principles but soft on the money.
I see it in your eyes. You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up. Ironically, that’s not far from the truth.
This is fine for arguing on Reddit, but it's a spineless position to take in politics for the simple reason that you will never actually get anything done. Because every decision you make as a political leader will make some people's lives worse, regardless of intent.
I liken it to the kind of people that got Trump elected by voting for Jill Stein or Gary Johnson. They effectively sat on their hands and kept their souls pure rather than work up the nerve to vote for a corrupt murdering lunatic like HRC.
This doesn't follow at all. You can be a centrist and pick between candidates/positions selectively based on how wrong/right they are. I don't know why it's so hard for retards to understand that not being an ideologue is totally possible. This is the most basic level of decision making that people use constantly in their lives, yet some autists can't seem to wrap their heads around it.
I think side with the positions you agree with works better, as long as you can justify that conviction.
A big part of centrism is accepting that other people have different opinions to you and that in politics there is rarely an objectively "right" position.
x is bad no matter the side it comes from, is not having a solid conviction?
Strange I always thought it less wish wasn't then people who go "can't talk about that" "but it's okay when we do it" or "but it's the right target they ((excuses))". But what do I know? I have no opinions on anything obviously.
"Centrist" means "triangulating headass" or "anyone who isn't a rad extremist, like me," depending on whatever they need to make their complaints valid at that exact instant
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1 TSA_Precheck 2017-08-17
How the fuck do they know that I wear a flame blowing shirt?
1 LikeTotesObvi 2017-08-17
So, Hot Topic had a sale on all their 90s shirts, nothing wrong with frugality!
1 dogbref 2017-08-17
I'm not sure whether or not you wear a flame shirt, but I would be open to hearing opinions for and against it.
1 TSA_Precheck 2017-08-17
I absolutely do.
First, as /u/LikeTotesObvi said they were on sale at Hot Topic so I bought in bulk.
Second, Trevor Phillips wears one and he is all I aspire to be.
1 LikeTotesObvi 2017-08-17
I knew Trevor Phillips was a centrist elitist like me!
1 MasterLawlz 2017-08-17
Hot Topic seemed cool as a kid but now it's all just so cringy
I'm glad I never shopped there
1 TSA_Precheck 2017-08-17
Yes you did.
1 ThatMormonMike 2017-08-17
We all did and Spencer's too.
1 LikeTotesObvi 2017-08-17
I guess I'll be the only one to admit owning a flame bowling shirt purchased in the 90s. Yes I shopped at Hot Topic.
I had a faux-hawk in the 80s, and feathered bangs in the 70s.
Don't hate me because I was fashionable, it was driven by a desire to pickle my prick in sweet cuntbrine; what was I supposed to do? WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO?
1 niexx 2017-08-17
lol
1 Karma-Means-Nothing 2017-08-17
I asspie-re to be like Lester tbh he seems more /r/drama material.
1 newcomer_ts 2017-08-17
One of the most basic human impulses is to belong to a group for protection regardless of their intentions.
That and “my dad can beat your dad” makes any child happy and secure.
Even the autistic ones.
1 LikeTotesObvi 2017-08-17
fucking tribalism, man
1 newcomer_ts 2017-08-17
I blame monotheistic religions – a refuge of cowards.
If Europe stayed the course of Ancient Greeks, we'd be hanging out on some planet at another galaxy by now.
1 LikeTotesObvi 2017-08-17
Polytheists are inherently more tolerant; what's one more god in the mix?
Monotheism is full of defense mechanisms that lead to crusades and inquisitions and "moral majorities." They always feel under attack.
1 newcomer_ts 2017-08-17
Pluralism vs. singlemindedness.
The choice is easy...
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-08-17
MFW I see cumskins finally embrace Sanatan Dharma
1 Mabans 2017-08-17
Not replace "dad" with God and its a whole other thing.
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-08-17
Attachments cause pain and suffering. If you're attached to partisan ideologies you're a loser going through pain and suffering. Radical centrism is the only way you can achieve inner peace.
1 LikeTotesObvi 2017-08-17
Enlightened post ^
The middle path is the hype and the hype is real!
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-08-17
The middle path has the largest rut.
Stay in the rut.
1 happyorangejuce 2017-08-17
This completely unironically.
1 NationalDenbt 2017-08-17
Yeah tbh. I've gone hard for ideologies in the past but I realised that there was a point when I stopped thinking "what do I think about X" and started thinking "what would someone subscribing to the ideology I think I follow think of X". At that point your judgement is completely clouded because you're not making your own choice any more. I'm glad I had that realisation.
1 literally__trump 2017-08-17
Yeah there will always be tards clinging to an ideology without really thinking about it. A few weeks ago in /r/shitpoliticssays they were unironically comparing that bakery in Oregon refusing to sell a cake to a gay couple to a Muslim refusing to sell pork. Absolutely moronic reasoning.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-08-17
Centrism = Buddhism
1 trecht 2017-08-17
W O K E
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2017-08-17
These dumb fucks think being a centrist means you pick the middle ground between two opposing positions.
It doesn't. It means side with one group when they are right and with another when they are. You don't side with one group on all matters because that would be retarded, but extremists have no self awareness.
Are Nazis evil racists? Yes
Are SJWs angry losers? Yes
Is Trump a senile asshole? Yes
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-08-17
^ this
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-17
^ ❄️💦
1 marmott-e 2017-08-17
^ literally, unironically this
1 newcomer_ts 2017-08-17
No amount of you explaining this can move an autist outside of its box.
Biggest opposition to radical centrism is the current set of political elites – and not only because radical centrism means you actually have to work toward a solution on budget and within time – it also means that the basic lever of corruption would lose its anchor.
People thrive on corruption because they can pretend they hard on principles but soft on the money.
1 EvanHarper 2017-08-17
Wow, that was a bunch of complete fucken nonsense
1 newcomer_ts 2017-08-17
1 NoRealsOnlyFeels 2017-08-17
Get out, you fucking nerd
1 Burnnoticelover 2017-08-17
https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughCommieSpam/comments/6tckum/seems_pretty_accurate/?st=J6GKV5IR&sh=970fcb79
1 trecht 2017-08-17
/u/xNotch for ur twitter fites
1 nomad1c 2017-08-17
u r now hitler
1 saint2e 2017-08-17
YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THE EXACT SAME THINGS I DO???
BLOODY SJW/NAZI!
1 wow___justwow 2017-08-17
WAT THE FCUK YOU POINTED OUT THERE ARE BAD PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES!? LITERALLY HITLER
1 Maggot_Pie 2017-08-17
MANY SIDES?!
1 Tell_them_to_shrug 2017-08-17
This is fine for arguing on Reddit, but it's a spineless position to take in politics for the simple reason that you will never actually get anything done. Because every decision you make as a political leader will make some people's lives worse, regardless of intent.
I liken it to the kind of people that got Trump elected by voting for Jill Stein or Gary Johnson. They effectively sat on their hands and kept their souls pure rather than work up the nerve to vote for a corrupt murdering lunatic like HRC.
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-08-17
Good riddance. If we can't be better than Hillary we deserve Donald.
1 Deadalus32 2017-08-17
This doesn't follow at all. You can be a centrist and pick between candidates/positions selectively based on how wrong/right they are. I don't know why it's so hard for retards to understand that not being an ideologue is totally possible. This is the most basic level of decision making that people use constantly in their lives, yet some autists can't seem to wrap their heads around it.
1 trecht 2017-08-17
^this^this^this^this
1 El_Asso_Wipeo 2017-08-17
One of these however are objectively worse in the face of good and justice and not "just as bad as the other". Pick a side cuckmaster.
1 LikeTotesObvi 2017-08-17
Oh look "tails" is talking shit about "heads" again.
1 blastiff 2017-08-17
Look, you can either punch Nazis or punch hippies but you gotta punch someone. This is America, God dammit.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-08-17
We are the wise old sages of society, think about that.
1 NationalDenbt 2017-08-17
I think side with the positions you agree with works better, as long as you can justify that conviction.
A big part of centrism is accepting that other people have different opinions to you and that in politics there is rarely an objectively "right" position.
1 AndrewJackingJihad 2017-08-17
Reword this so it's funny please
1 RainyRedux 2017-08-17
v this
1 UTAutism 2017-08-17
Because obviously one can't hold strong convictions about both sides being awful, while also admitting that one side is worse than the other.
Moderates are proven to be the real Nazis once again.
1 LikeTotesObvi 2017-08-17
It's like a being a hapas kid I guess, whites think you're chinky and chinks think you're a honkey
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-17
Fucking lmao dude! 😂👌
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1 Notthehalf 2017-08-17
x is bad no matter the side it comes from, is not having a solid conviction?
Strange I always thought it less wish wasn't then people who go "can't talk about that" "but it's okay when we do it" or "but it's the right target they ((excuses))". But what do I know? I have no opinions on anything obviously.
1 NationalDenbt 2017-08-17
You wait until you see the backpedaling after the next centrist terror attack.
1 Mystic8ball 2017-08-17
Joke's on them, i'm on my way down to FLAVOR TOWN
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-08-17
/u/wowsotrendy were you raped by Guy Fieri, which turned you into a communist?
1 wowsotrendy 2017-08-17
It's not rape if I said yes.
1 trecht 2017-08-17
So it was the semen that made you a communist?
1 wowsotrendy 2017-08-17
No, it was the way he dipped, dined, and dove.
1 CptJoiJoi 2017-08-17
Shitty straw men comics? It's just like my favorite charlottesville tiki torch enthusiast club!
1 EvanHarper 2017-08-17
Ah the old "centrist" scam
"Centrist" means "triangulating headass" or "anyone who isn't a rad extremist, like me," depending on whatever they need to make their complaints valid at that exact instant
1 LefthandedLunatic 2017-08-17
Both sides are shit and should never get into power, some sides are worst than the other.
1 lodonn 2017-08-17
Basically nothing but "my side is the only truth" will satisfy these freaks.
1 cannedairspray 2017-08-17
/r/shitcollegekidssay
1 aqouta 2017-08-17
Oh this old comic again? It's just how moron extremists justify ignoring nuance and their ideological purity tests.
1 Meowing_Cows 2017-08-17
That is one crudely-drawn Guy Fieri
1 NationalDenbt 2017-08-17
You know you're doing something right when you're hated equally by the far left and far right. It's like BBC news.