Look at what these basic bitches said about you, /r/drama!

74  2017-08-17 by LikeTotesObvi

72 comments

You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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How the fuck do they know that I wear a flame blowing shirt?

So, Hot Topic had a sale on all their 90s shirts, nothing wrong with frugality!

I'm not sure whether or not you wear a flame shirt, but I would be open to hearing opinions for and against it.

I absolutely do.

First, as /u/LikeTotesObvi said they were on sale at Hot Topic so I bought in bulk.

Second, Trevor Phillips wears one and he is all I aspire to be.

I knew Trevor Phillips was a centrist elitist like me!

Hot Topic seemed cool as a kid but now it's all just so cringy

I'm glad I never shopped there

Yes you did.

We all did and Spencer's too.

I guess I'll be the only one to admit owning a flame bowling shirt purchased in the 90s. Yes I shopped at Hot Topic.

I had a faux-hawk in the 80s, and feathered bangs in the 70s.

Don't hate me because I was fashionable, it was driven by a desire to pickle my prick in sweet cuntbrine; what was I supposed to do? WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO?

Hot Topic seemed cool as a kid

lol

I asspie-re to be like Lester tbh he seems more /r/drama material.

One of the most basic human impulses is to belong to a group for protection regardless of their intentions.

That and “my dad can beat your dad” makes any child happy and secure.

Even the autistic ones.

fucking tribalism, man

I blame monotheistic religions – a refuge of cowards.

If Europe stayed the course of Ancient Greeks, we'd be hanging out on some planet at another galaxy by now.

Polytheists are inherently more tolerant; what's one more god in the mix?

Monotheism is full of defense mechanisms that lead to crusades and inquisitions and "moral majorities." They always feel under attack.

Pluralism vs. singlemindedness.

The choice is easy...

Not replace "dad" with God and its a whole other thing.

Attachments cause pain and suffering. If you're attached to partisan ideologies you're a loser going through pain and suffering. Radical centrism is the only way you can achieve inner peace.

Enlightened post ^

The middle path is the hype and the hype is real!

The middle path has the largest rut.

Stay in the rut.

This completely unironically.

Yeah tbh. I've gone hard for ideologies in the past but I realised that there was a point when I stopped thinking "what do I think about X" and started thinking "what would someone subscribing to the ideology I think I follow think of X". At that point your judgement is completely clouded because you're not making your own choice any more. I'm glad I had that realisation.

Yeah there will always be tards clinging to an ideology without really thinking about it. A few weeks ago in /r/shitpoliticssays they were unironically comparing that bakery in Oregon refusing to sell a cake to a gay couple to a Muslim refusing to sell pork. Absolutely moronic reasoning.

Centrism = Buddhism

W O K E

These dumb fucks think being a centrist means you pick the middle ground between two opposing positions.

It doesn't. It means side with one group when they are right and with another when they are. You don't side with one group on all matters because that would be retarded, but extremists have no self awareness.

Are Nazis evil racists? Yes

Are SJWs angry losers? Yes

Is Trump a senile asshole? Yes

^ this

^ ❄️💦

^ literally, unironically this

No amount of you explaining this can move an autist outside of its box.

Biggest opposition to radical centrism is the current set of political elites – and not only because radical centrism means you actually have to work toward a solution on budget and within time – it also means that the basic lever of corruption would lose its anchor.

People thrive on corruption because they can pretend they hard on principles but soft on the money.

Wow, that was a bunch of complete fucken nonsense

I see it in your eyes. You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up. Ironically, that’s not far from the truth.

quoting a movie

Get out, you fucking nerd

/u/xNotch for ur twitter fites

u r now hitler

YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THE EXACT SAME THINGS I DO???

BLOODY SJW/NAZI!

WAT THE FCUK YOU POINTED OUT THERE ARE BAD PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES!? LITERALLY HITLER

MANY SIDES?!

This is fine for arguing on Reddit, but it's a spineless position to take in politics for the simple reason that you will never actually get anything done. Because every decision you make as a political leader will make some people's lives worse, regardless of intent.

I liken it to the kind of people that got Trump elected by voting for Jill Stein or Gary Johnson. They effectively sat on their hands and kept their souls pure rather than work up the nerve to vote for a corrupt murdering lunatic like HRC.

Good riddance. If we can't be better than Hillary we deserve Donald.

This doesn't follow at all. You can be a centrist and pick between candidates/positions selectively based on how wrong/right they are. I don't know why it's so hard for retards to understand that not being an ideologue is totally possible. This is the most basic level of decision making that people use constantly in their lives, yet some autists can't seem to wrap their heads around it.

^this^this^this^this

Are Nazis evil racists? Yes Are SJWs angry losers? Yes

One of these however are objectively worse in the face of good and justice and not "just as bad as the other". Pick a side cuckmaster.

Oh look "tails" is talking shit about "heads" again.

Look, you can either punch Nazis or punch hippies but you gotta punch someone. This is America, God dammit.

We are the wise old sages of society, think about that.

I think side with the positions you agree with works better, as long as you can justify that conviction.

A big part of centrism is accepting that other people have different opinions to you and that in politics there is rarely an objectively "right" position.

Reword this so it's funny please

v this

Because obviously one can't hold strong convictions about both sides being awful, while also admitting that one side is worse than the other.

Moderates are proven to be the real Nazis once again.

It's like a being a hapas kid I guess, whites think you're chinky and chinks think you're a honkey

Fucking lmao dude! 😂👌

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x is bad no matter the side it comes from, is not having a solid conviction?

Strange I always thought it less wish wasn't then people who go "can't talk about that" "but it's okay when we do it" or "but it's the right target they ((excuses))". But what do I know? I have no opinions on anything obviously.

You wait until you see the backpedaling after the next centrist terror attack.

Joke's on them, i'm on my way down to FLAVOR TOWN

/u/wowsotrendy were you raped by Guy Fieri, which turned you into a communist?

It's not rape if I said yes.

So it was the semen that made you a communist?

No, it was the way he dipped, dined, and dove.

Shitty straw men comics? It's just like my favorite charlottesville tiki torch enthusiast club!

Ah the old "centrist" scam

"Centrist" means "triangulating headass" or "anyone who isn't a rad extremist, like me," depending on whatever they need to make their complaints valid at that exact instant

Both sides are shit and should never get into power, some sides are worst than the other.

Basically nothing but "my side is the only truth" will satisfy these freaks.

Oh this old comic again? It's just how moron extremists justify ignoring nuance and their ideological purity tests.

That is one crudely-drawn Guy Fieri

You know you're doing something right when you're hated equally by the far left and far right. It's like BBC news.