Boy genius attempts to convince Maryland/Virginia Smash players why they should support him renting a mansion

76  2017-08-24 by A_Big_Teletubby

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So people are so hard up for friends that they meet up at places and pay to play smash brothers against each other?

Some of them. Most of the people who still play Melee (the 2001 smash) are pretty serious competitors since there's an active tournament scene worldwide

What's the difference between the versions? I believe I played the first one.

The newer versions are slower and intentionally less competitive-focused. The Nintendo 64 version is pretty cool but lacks a lot of the defensive mechanics that people like about Melee. Melee sort of hit the sweetspot if that makes sense.

The fun part is that there's a TON of animosity between the players of each game. Melee players think smash 4 players are autistic Nintendo fanboys who can't handle a real game (true). Smash 4 players think melee players are autistic tryhards who are overly elitist over their choice of kiddie video games (also true). Project M players (a formerly popular Brawl mod) hate everyone because the scene sold them out for better tournament sponsorships. And everyone fucking hates Brawl players.

Fun fun fun

People who play Smash are.

It's pretty fun yeah

Bars?

Can't, you have to be 21 to drink

There's actually a decent number of smash tournaments in bars. Attracts a slightly less socially inept crowd than usual but maybe that's just the alcohol. I'm underage so for our local one we'd just go drink under the train bridge and get our homeless on. Puts u in the proper mindset to appreciate the company of basement dwelling Pikachu players

Well yes, you have it there so the Smash moms can get smashed while their kids mash buttons.

Tfw I've never actually seen a smash mom :'( some day

I was making a reference to the fact that plenty of people pay to meet at places to make friends or smash not just nerds playing vidya.

Kids, dude.

That's basically MeetUp

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low effort you only made it to the first image

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/r/drama mansion

Someone fund this

Actually, nvmd

/u/xNotch ^

It would manage to be even worse than that stickydrama thing you posted a while back snally (I think it was you)

That mansions probably has enough hidden cameras in it that the NSA is jealous.

can you imagine the smell

my god

No.

I can imagine the doors swinging shut, metal bars covering the windows and gas start to pour out of the vents tho

ideally

fund it. burn it down. post it on drama.

I'm in Nova area, can you PM me what group this is in because this is hilarious.

Pls send thinkyboys too

Mdva mele

there was a whole other shitshow after they fucked up and named the group "mdva mele" instead of "mdva melee" but thats another story

Thanks for a glimpse into the retarded people in the smash community. That album was a good read. Hopefully the mods don't take it down because full names are in there.

fwiw "pujit windu" isnt even his real name he just put windu because hes that big of a star wars weeb

Entry level nerd fandom was a mistake. I need to know when he's playing at the Cave. I haven't been there since it opened across from my uni and haven't played smash in years, but I'd love to get his hopes up about this project.

lol one of my friends went to the cave on monday and said there was a dude passed out at a computer that still had his anime playing on the monitor

t. /r/drama poster

Paying to watch anime in public

ishygddtirl

Asians love that place tho. Whenever I went to play OW with some friends there the language was set to Korean

he just put windu because hes that big of a star wars weeb

A fucking prequel name too REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lost it at the r/personalfinance one. Fantastic.

One of the best drama threads this week lol

Smash drama is amazing because so many people involved are weird as fuck, its just really difficult to follow if you're not part of the community. I'll probably do some more writeups soon on two other particularly juicy incidents

The most confusing part is how many smart and dedicated people are putting THAT much effort into this fucking game. These people were for the most part well spoken, capable and informed, what the fuck are they doing wasting their time on this shit?

Autism

Its also fun, competitive, and maddeningly difficult. Plus for your average weirdo Nintendo fanboy they can go and almost have the thrill of a social experience, which provides plenty of pot filler for the actual good people

Yeah for most of the players who are just college students and outcasts but I'm talking about the community organizers in this compilation with actual jobs, spouses and skills giving their whole life to the game. These people might actually need a wake up call.

Oh 100%. There's a massive Boston tournament coming up this weekend. Last year the organizers ate $30k in debt. Unbelievable.

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I mean, showers and deodorant at smash tournaments is a great idea; they used to share space with us FGC folk back when there was a SoMD weekly and it was legitimate chemical warfare.

That said,

Lolsmash

No fat Stinky smash fuck is gonna show up to a tournament and decide then and there to pay money for deodorant or a shower

Make stench a DQ offense and enjoy either the profits or people actually taking care of hygiene.

It says a lot that smashfags and anime fighters are the ones known for poor hygiene

This kid is the real life version of Aziz Ansari in Parks and Recreation.

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