As it turns out, the lifestyle of your average drama poster is not all that great for one's mental health. Who knew?

47  2017-08-28 by Sarge_Ward

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I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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tfw no depression

feels good man

my serotonin reuptake is SO selectively inhibited, it's heaven. or purgatory at worst

venlafaxin or riot

👌👍💯

There's a reason why everyone wants depressed people to hang themselves.

And then you'll be drowning in Minions pics and normie shit.

Don't bite the hand that memes.

If ironic memes are causing you to feel depressed or suicidal, seek out professional help by calling your local suicide hotline or Googling “suicide hotline”.

Make sure to keep your dab your way to a better life and don't be like pepe and have those feels. Namaste, double niggers.

seek out professional help

If you insist on doing it DIY, I strongly suggest an exit bag - it's a swift painless death that has little chance of failing, leaves a relatively undisturbed corpse and has no chance or hurting your discoverers.

Do it in the bath tub to minimize postmortem cleanup.

If I go, I'm gonna go like the singer for Boston went - Charcoal Death. I figure I can grill up a few hot dogs on the way out.

irony poisoning has been known for a while

what if they answered the questionnaire ironically?

Holy shit

We are reaching levels of irony I didn't even know were possible

I'm not a bird scientist, I'm a meme scientist

Best timeline. Also, all of it is beautiful.

I'm glad social sciences are continuing to be a bastion of solid science

lol did you think this was real?

Q3: How do you keep the suicidal urges suppressed?

By keeping ethnic minorities oppressed

Meme too danks

This is hilarious and all but why the fuck is it on /r/drama

its a warning to all drama users. I need to inform everyone that their lifestyles are unhealthy, so that I can be sure they are keeping themselves safe.

meta

TIL correlation is causation

i thought we learned this a long time ago

Kys

the Chicago University of Understanding Cultural Knowledge (CUCK)

this shit is fucking garbage dude

how did it take this long for someone to figure out this is a joke article? lmfao the reading comprehension of /r/drama is in the shitter.

everyone else was probably just looking at the pretty pictures

I had never heard of this website before, it was exactly that sentence where I realized it was a joke

he's point out that they condensed two U's into one like a bunch of tards and ruined their own attempt at a shitty joke.

yeah but the fact that I noticed meant that I caught it was obviously a fake article

everyone was commenting like this was real before

I want to believing there is someone paying 40k a year to attend this shit school to major in ironic may mays

finding it hard to google suicide hotline when I have the rope around my neck, I even had to cut it to type this out. suicide is hard.

keep trying you can do it

I will make you proud.