If ironic memes are causing you to feel depressed or suicidal, seek out professional help by calling your local suicide hotline or Googling “suicide hotline”.
Make sure to keep your dab your way to a better life and don't be like pepe and have those feels. Namaste, double niggers.
If you insist on doing it DIY, I strongly suggest an exit bag - it's a swift painless death that has little chance of failing, leaves a relatively undisturbed corpse and has no chance or hurting your discoverers.
Do it in the bath tub to minimize postmortem cleanup.
its a warning to all drama users. I need to inform everyone that their lifestyles are unhealthy, so that I can be sure they are keeping themselves safe.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-28
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1 Ultrashitpost 2017-08-28
tfw no depression
feels good man
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-28
my serotonin reuptake is SO selectively inhibited, it's heaven. or purgatory at worst
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-08-28
venlafaxin or riot
1 LadyVetinari 2017-08-28
👌👍💯
1 dis_is_my_account 2017-08-28
There's a reason why everyone wants depressed people to hang themselves.
1 RichEvansSextape 2017-08-28
And then you'll be drowning in Minions pics and normie shit.
Don't bite the hand that memes.
1 Neon_needles 2017-08-28
If ironic memes are causing you to feel depressed or suicidal, seek out professional help by calling your local suicide hotline or Googling “suicide hotline”.
Make sure to keep your dab your way to a better life and don't be like pepe and have those feels. Namaste, double niggers.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-08-28
If you insist on doing it DIY, I strongly suggest an exit bag - it's a swift painless death that has little chance of failing, leaves a relatively undisturbed corpse and has no chance or hurting your discoverers.
Do it in the bath tub to minimize postmortem cleanup.
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-08-28
If I go, I'm gonna go like the singer for Boston went - Charcoal Death. I figure I can grill up a few hot dogs on the way out.
1 onitsuka 2017-08-28
irony poisoning has been known for a while
1 dogbref 2017-08-28
what if they answered the questionnaire ironically?
1 aqouta 2017-08-28
Holy shit
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-28
We are reaching levels of irony I didn't even know were possible
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-08-28
Best timeline. Also, all of it is beautiful.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-08-28
I'm glad social sciences are continuing to be a bastion of solid science
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-28
lol did you think this was real?
1 labiolingual_trill 2017-08-28
Meme too danks
1 iheartprimenumbers 2017-08-28
This is hilarious and all but why the fuck is it on /r/drama
1 Sarge_Ward 2017-08-28
its a warning to all drama users. I need to inform everyone that their lifestyles are unhealthy, so that I can be sure they are keeping themselves safe.
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-28
meta
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-08-28
TIL correlation is causation
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-28
i thought we learned this a long time ago
1 froibo 2017-08-28
Kys
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-28
this shit is fucking garbage dude
1 Sarge_Ward 2017-08-28
how did it take this long for someone to figure out this is a joke article? lmfao the reading comprehension of /r/drama is in the shitter.
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-28
everyone else was probably just looking at the pretty pictures
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-08-28
I had never heard of this website before, it was exactly that sentence where I realized it was a joke
1 neutralvoter 2017-08-28
he's point out that they condensed two U's into one like a bunch of tards and ruined their own attempt at a shitty joke.
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-28
yeah but the fact that I noticed meant that I caught it was obviously a fake article
everyone was commenting like this was real before
1 no_maps_no_plans 2017-08-28
I want to believing there is someone paying 40k a year to attend this shit school to major in ironic may mays
1 do0rkn0b 2017-08-28
finding it hard to google suicide hotline when I have the rope around my neck, I even had to cut it to type this out. suicide is hard.
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-28
keep trying you can do it
1 do0rkn0b 2017-08-28
I will make you proud.