Troll posts account of a Tinder date in an attempt to mock the guy - doesn't realize that she comes off as unhinged, desperate and batshit crazy

35  2017-09-02 by [deleted]

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You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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/u/cheerbearsmiles

Girl, do you need a friend? Serious question. Your flair is "Short, fat and sassy." You made literally every fucking ho ass mistake in the book with this guy. If you keep this crazy girl bullshit up you're gonna end up getting eaten by your fucking cats.

We hung out in his backyard and chatted a bit, which led to him realize that I'm quite intelligent, actually really fucking cool, and have more going on in my head than just "OMG cute guy let's bone."

We ended up in his bedroom and were getting a bit hot and heavy, but before we got too far, he realized that he wasn't in a great frame of mind and said it might be best if I left, so I did because I fucking respect boundaries and didn't want to force myself on him.

This is not what he thought. He can see your insecurity from a mile away and he realized he can keep you on the back burner as an easy lay. BITCH FIX YOUR LIFE.

He probably got a bad sniff.

He probably got a bad sniff.

This is absolutely what happened

He had some self respect

What a man

Was that

Oh god.

I mean, she may be batshit crazy, which is okay to criticize but going after someone‘s looks is really mean. And, tbf, she really had an amazing transformation.

Nigga do you know where the fuck you are?

I'd usually agree, but she got the sleeve. Not really an accomplishment when you have to get surgery to keep yourself from overeating.

2 years later posts in trollx.

Betcha they gained it back.

I think you can confidently say "she" in this case.

Imagine being so retarded that you spend your time reading trollX for shitty drama to post here.

This, but ironically ^

Someone has to be the waste management drivers to clean up the trash

Friendly reminder: Neither Myers nor Briggs had any formal training in personality or psychology. Briggs earned a degree in agriculture and Myers, in political science

Yes, you read that correctly, one of the founders of the personality test this turbo-tard used in her messages majored in agriculture.

It is based around Jungs personality archetypes. No matter what your opinions are on Jung, he explicitly wrote that the archetypes were meant to be sweeping generalizations that should never be applied to individuals or specific groups of people, only as theoretical abstractions that can not be applied meaningfully to real world personalities.

So you have two unqualified people incorrectly using something from questionable literature to being with deriving clickbait for retards that most professionals openly recognize as meaningless bullshit a la phrenology or astrology.

So, /u/cheerbearsmiles what I am simply trying to point out in the nicest way possible is that you are quoting some of the dumbest pseudoscience we currently have to live with when you quote Meyers-Briggs and it reflects extraordinarily poorly on your 'intelligence'

/u/cheerbearsmiles whole post history is literally posting "TINDER DISASTER" stories, personal ads and bitching about her divorce. She's insanely sad but in her estimation she's sassy and intelligent and awesome.

Why can't you Taylor Swift lookin ass Beckies ever pause and think "OH SHIT I THINK ~I~ MIGHT BE THE PROBLEM"

Why can't you Taylor Swift lookin ass Beckies

Dont insult taytay

She's dated so many twinks but never leaked bussy. Fuck you and fuck her

Tru but still pls no step

ok ur right. snek deserve respec

you're probably only saying that because you're a Libra INTJ

And of course everyone in trollx is closing to be an intj as well lol

It actually shocks me, the amount of pseudoscience that gets accepted by reddit.

Gimme more examples, but yeah any thread I go into where I actually know the topic I just see a bunch of people regurgitating half understood bullshit so it makes me fucking worried about accepting anything on here where Im not in the know

Anything to do with space is always good. Not really pseudoscience but incredibly unrealistic expectations. "bruh were going to be living on mars within the next 50 years because the earth is doomed and it's easier to terraform mars than it is to fix the earths climate"

I subscribed to Futurology years ago thinking "Awww iss, breadcrumbs!" and backed out in one day. It's terrible subreddit.

UBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBIUBI

say it with me UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME

SPACE TESLA-X WILL SOLVE IT!

It actually shocks me, the amount of pseudoscience that gets accepted by reddit vapid white girls.

FTFY

Go visit futurology and tell me that is white girls.

You mean the limp-wristed beta-males that are always crying for UBI? There's not much of a difference between them and girls so far as I can see.

I mean, that isn't an argument. You are agreeing with me.

Well, yeah, because bussy.

I took an entire college course on 'Personality' so I always get a real kick outta those type of replies. They never paused to tell us it wasn't valid science.

I mean...I don't necessarily define myself by my MBTI, just like I don't define myself by my zodiac sign. It was used as an example of the archetypes I relate most with, but I don't derive any real meaning from it. I am what I am.

No. No. Shut up. You're doing cliche crazy girl bullshit. You need to stop boo.

It's also funny how many people who love this are psych majors

I mean, bachelor's degrees in psychology are for people who are too stupid for a real science but too inarticulate for the humanities or communications. It's like a premed program that doesn't require any work ethic.

I've always figured that it was equivalent to a Facebook test to figure what Harry Potter character you are

Whats weird is on dating profiles and internets the INT's or whatever usually bring it up. If you look up the subreddits and subscriber counts, it's clear only a couple of profile types actually think the test has any legitimacy.

Wait do people use the INFP FASL SDFM shit seriously? like beyond some quiz they share on facebook but as an actual excuse for their sexual entitlement and social ineptitude?

social ineptitude

Because only a fucking autistic sperglord would take the fucking test in the first place. I once started it out of curiosity but once I realized it was like six pages long it was like fuck this shit, this shit is eating into valuable time I could spend peepin on some quality bussy

Imagine being so insecure that you avoid akward conversations by pretending to only care about dogs.

White womyn are fucking weirdos.

Do women go "ohh my gooddd so cutteeee" when they see a dog because that's how they feel or because they feel like it's what they're supposed to do? I see a cute dog and I just look at it for a bit and get on with my life

"Isn't it like so cool that I can't interact in a meaningful way with other humans, but half-retarded canines love me a lot?"

People who say doggo and puppet are insufferable cunts.

People who say "doggos" and "puppers" are insufferable cunts.

This but unironically

No swearsies pls the puppers no likey :(

UPDATE 2: I have no self control. I actually went over to his house after he apologized and got to pet his dogs.

This guy is alpha af

WTF are /r/TheRedPill field reports true?!

No, every redpill field report includes HB7+. If the FRs were real, it would be UB4.

hahahahahaha I just like dogs

Taking rejection badly.

Okay just checking haha. I've repeatedly tested as INTJ

Whoa trollx, no shit. Not only do you take shitty personality tests, you fail them, and then advertise it.

Fucking nuke them.

UPDATE 2: I have no self control. I actually went over to his house after he apologized and got to pet his dogs.

wat

u/cheerbearsmiles the only frame of mind that he was in was disgusted after smelling your stank ass cooter

which led to him realize that I'm quite intelligent, actually really fucking cool, and have more going on in my head than just "OMG cute guy let's bone."

A joy to be around, no doubt.

I love the mental gymnastics that u/cheerbearsmiles uses to rationalize why she hooked up with this guy, despite his obvious contempt for her. We all know that it's because he was a 5 and she's a 2, so she has to put up with a lot to get laid due to her low value on the dating market. But despite all her talk about being a sex-positive, self-described "slut" she had to come up with some nonsense about how he respected her indirectly because he totally apologized after kicking her out of his house. Come on, u/cheerbearsmiles. You may not want to be honest with TrollX but at least be honest with yourself. When men are literally losing interest and kicking you out of bed during a makeout session, you've got yourself an image problem.

I honestly feel guilty for this post because I kind of feel bad for this woman. Fuck, I feel bad for all of them. This "YOU GO GIRL!" rhetoric to someone who is doing so shitty and needs some actual help and guidance is just sad.

A typical TrollX post will be like, "It's Saturday night and I'm eating tacos, getting drunk alone and playing with my cat!" and the reply will be like, "YASSS KWEEN! LIVE UR BEST LIFE!" It's like, that person needs a friend to be like, "hey, that's actually really unhealthy behavior. Why not try a gym class? Or why not just put away the booze...

...

... fuck I'm posting seriously in drama. Fuck my gay life. I'm gonna kill myself.