Mods get laid in exchange to be modded: banging your way onto the r/drama mod team
44 2017-09-07 by Ides_of_Modfuckers
Did you know newest mod /u/TheBatarang was added in a deal that involved fucking mod /u/DominusLutrae?
You do now. Looks like the old price of sending dick pics has gone up.
edit: I guess this is the best we can do for evidence so far. It's not terribly convincing, could just be joking around. Anyone knowing more, please pm me.
154 comments
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1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
So close, snaps.
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
Obligatory ping of /u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK
1 Sarge_Ward 2017-09-07
The sure sign that a post is of high quality
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
Umm, I just got him drunk.
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
That's not what I heard. /u/DominusLutrae what's your side of the story?
1 DominusLutrae 2017-09-07
I got wasted is a bit more accurate to say.
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
Not a bit of "how's your father"?
1 DominusLutrae 2017-09-07
That sounds like a weird old man euphemism. What I'm saying is that I'm a much cheaper sell-out than you're giving me credit for.
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
Not really being a sell out, just favors for favors. But booze is ok too. You sure you didn't black out and forget some things?
1 DominusLutrae 2017-09-07
I'm absolutely sure I blacked out and forgot some things. If you've got a line on where those things went, let me know.
I think I sang at some point.
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
The line would be benis in bagoo.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
R u hot?
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
I've been told. Men tell me when I send a text they get hard ;)
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
Probably.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
I require notarized and timestamped photographs. I'm a romantic.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-09-07
kek
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
Are you a recovering PIV whore too?
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-09-07
I have had my own issues but I can't keep away.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
Me either. /u/Batarang isn't safe.
1 justcool393 2017-09-07
Under penalty of perjury, I can confirm /u/TheBatarang's statement.
1 thebrokenbell 2017-09-07
Go to bed, bat.
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
Not until someone rocks me to sleep and tells me I should be a mod. I earned it.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
I would, but I'm handsy.
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
Why did I have to go for a committed relationship? I love handsy.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
You don't even know the extent of what you're missing out on, obviously.
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
:( I'll keep you in my relationship falls through. I was going to try for /u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK if this didn't work out.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
Tbh I think /u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK likes being the girl in a relationship.
1 mindhowl 2017-09-07
Can i get mod for doing this?
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
I'm not sure but I'd fuck Notch for a ride in his jet and 2 lbs of pick n mix.
1 metric_units 2017-09-07
2 lb ≈ 0.9 kg
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1 AddictedReddit 2017-09-07
Good bot
1 metric_units 2017-09-07
You will be spared in the robot uprising
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
Roko's Basilisk is my lord and savior.
1 InspiringShitpost 2017-09-07
Spare me too you beautiful mechanical beast.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-07
You've been spared. Beep boop.
1 InspiringShitpost 2017-09-07
💕💖💞💟💗💓
1 Mircy 2017-09-07
Come here bby
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1 snallygaster 2017-09-07
more details requested
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
Just a rumor floating around. But those more in the know, please do chime in. /u/Zachums, /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy, /u/justcool393 - any dirt to dish?
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
/u/geraldo42, /u/ComedicSans, /u/Mircy?
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
This is new to me tbh.
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
Damn.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
I'm just sad I don't get first dibs tbh. I'm the prettiest mod, according to /u/Mircy.
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
You're apparently on the wrong side of the earth. It could have been you and /u/CosmicKeys but it's too late now :'(
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
I'm totes worth the effort tho.
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
This is actually an outrage tbh. You should raise hell.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
I should, but I honestly don't know who /u/TheBatarang or /u/DominusLutrae are. Build a wall around /r/Drama and make SRD pay for it.
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
Or at the very least make them release the videos. You know they're out there, somewhere.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
/u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK, plz bb.
1 CosmicKeys 2017-09-07
We're both kiwis, it's true.
http://i.imgur.com/mdwHgLy.jpg
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
I was hoping for a pic of big hairy balls.
1 CosmicKeys 2017-09-07
http://i.imgur.com/9jRuwh9.jpg
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
Thank you :D
1 serialflamingo 2017-09-07
I'm the daddy of the mods tho.
1 thebrokenbell 2017-09-07
Why don't you ask me? Give me mod post first tho, no meme.
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
I'm not a mod, but spill any details you have anyway.
1 Mircy 2017-09-07
I have dirt to dish
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
Please do.
1 Mircy 2017-09-07
This is not the first power play lay
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
History lesson time?
1 Mircy 2017-09-07
Our beloved futa loving physics boy is dating a drama mod to get modded here
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
Hot! Pics when?
1 Mircy 2017-09-07
After our wedding ceremony
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
I hope they are better than project mayhem's.
1 Mircy 2017-09-07
This'll be me
And he'll be in piddlefours
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
It's a hundred times better already!
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
I was there snally, ama.
1 snallygaster 2017-09-07
stories about internet people meeting up are always great so u should just tell the whole thing
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
Wanna hang out, snallygaster?
1 snallygaster 2017-09-07
sure thing, just need to swim across the ocean
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
Aww. <3
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
I took him to a bar. There was an Irish band. I got my buddy drunk then I asked if he mod me to drama.
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
That was it? ...
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
Yes
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
Can you make up something more scandalous? For the sake of added drama?
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
I'm openly dating a drama regular?
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
Perfect. Go on...
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
/u/CirqueDuFuder. Love that man.
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
How long have you two been together?
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
I'm not sure. It's been a while. We've known each other for years.
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
Is it an open relationship? And why not?
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
It was but I didn't want anyone but him. He's kinda the best.
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
Really? He comes off more like an angry agendaposter to me. They're all over this subreddit.
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
I love his posts, I find them hilarious. You have to know him. He's a wonderful person on top of being funny.
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
I'll take your word for it. Is Dominus jealous?
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
I can't speak for him. I assume not? We chill. Great man.
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-07
this is hardly the first time /u/cirquedufuder has gotten a piece of meta ass. He's probably the biggest whore here.
1 serialflamingo 2017-09-07
That's a controversial statement.
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-07
very true, I should've said biggest straight whore
1 AntiLuke 2017-09-07
Which band?
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
They didn't have a name that I heard, just some old Irish dudes. They sounded great.
1 AntiLuke 2017-09-07
Describe them in more detailed ways if possible. I need to know for reasons.
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
Luke, if you want to visit and go see them I'll just take you. Let me know, we'll have fun.
1 GunOfSod 2017-09-07
New mod incoming.
1 incriminatingbot 2017-09-07
https://imgur.com/a/Ltyzi
1 AssuredlyAThrowAway 2017-09-07
Remember that time Ann added mods and justcool had a freakout because someone had sent doxx to the modmail lol
Shouldn't that mean no new mods can ever be added, least they see justcool's dox lol?
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
Maybe, but I'm much more interested in what DominusLutrae and TheBatarang will name their kid and whether or not they'll circumcise him.
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
Assuredly you're being an awful bro right now. I've been a part of drama for years. I deserve my damn mod spot.
1 AssuredlyAThrowAway 2017-09-07
Hehe I was only teasing, of course I would never oppose your being modded here lol
1 Vickdumm 2017-09-07
No one remembers you
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
Entirely untrue. I just keep my shitposting on irc and drama these days.
1 Vickdumm 2017-09-07
Maybe you're just very forgettable
1 WalterMatthau 2017-09-07
Who are you?
1 TheBatarang 2017-09-07
Self important jackass, thanks.
1 thebrokenbell 2017-09-07
No mod post, no spill - I'm no snitch.
p.s Multiple mods are involved in a drunken orgy
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
/u/snallygaster mod this guy!
1 GoMLism 2017-09-07
hi guys it's me gom
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-09-07
Hi, gom.
1 zzork_ 2017-09-07
hi gom
1 SaintJason 2017-09-07
Hello friendo
1 cranberrygurl 2017-09-07
go away gom
1 cranberrygurl 2017-09-07
xoxo
1 GunOfSod 2017-09-07
.gom
1 GoMLism 2017-09-07
Hi godofsod it's me gom
1 GunOfSod 2017-09-07
Hi Gom!
1 ABillionYearsOld 2017-09-07
Make some other dumb thing up mods this one blows
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
I actually think this one isn't made up, tbh.
1 Ides_of_Modfuckers 2017-09-07
It's just gossip I heard but I think so too. I wish someone who knows more would speak up.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
That's probably the extent of it, tbh.
1 justcool393 2017-09-07
It's true.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-07
who are these people
1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-09-07
The in crowd.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-07
I know that some of you out there are starving, but it ain't for lack of something to eat
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-09-07
If this is what's in, I'm glad I'm out
1 JebusGobson 2017-09-07
Congrats on your coming out
1 michgot 2017-09-07
It's not prostitution; she does it for free.
1 Cake_eater666 2017-09-07
Will give shitposting lessons for mod srs..... not srs.
1 serialflamingo 2017-09-07
If there are any qt otters with gigantic asses here I can make this happen btw.
1 Thhueros 2017-09-07
DONT BE FOOLED
/u/serialflamingo commits hate crimes against circumsiced men and will take your aesthetic penis for a trophy
1 justcool393 2017-09-07
they don't call him the bussy baffler for no reason.
1 serialflamingo 2017-09-07
I like cut diqq as much as the next girl, it's just not as good imo.
1 nmx179 2017-09-07
Why do mutilated men believe this?
1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-07
All of the mods are gay tho
except bae
1 justcool393 2017-09-07
that makes it all that much better.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-07
shut up faggot
1 justcool393 2017-09-07
degrade me more bby
1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-07
lmao cri more
1 justcool393 2017-09-07
I moan, not cry.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-07
dude, i don't care
lmao
1 justcool393 2017-09-07
well, you should
1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-07
Have your tears dried up from Tuesday night? Is your pillow nice and dry?
1 justcool393 2017-09-07
wow rude
1 wabbit_1444 2017-09-07
I've done worse for less
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-07
/u/AnnArchist GUARD!
1 EloeOmoe 2017-09-07
Lies. I propositioned the mods last night and both /u/ComedicSans and /u/justcool393 turned me down.
1 justcool393 2017-09-07
my bussy is as open as my inbox bby
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-07
New phone. Who dis.
1 AnnArchist 2017-09-07
FYI I do accept blowies for modships too. Full access if you tongue punch my fartbox. I expect nudes at some point from /u/DominusLutrae tho.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-07
1 justcool393 2017-09-07
.
1 Country-asshole 2017-09-07
I wouldn't fuck you mods even with u/TAKEotTOrCIRECLEJERK's cock (assuming he has one).
1 SovietWarfare 2017-09-07
How can these guys be mods and when I request a simple change in flair I get stonewalled. I want mod, /u/SovietWarfare for mod!
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-07
On a scale of 1 to Casey Anthony, how good was it?
1 double-happiness 2017-09-07
I'll accept the sum one hundred Caledonian groats from the mods, not to have sex with me. That's a pretty good deal TBH. I would seriously think about it, unless you want a large serving of cholesterol-laden Scottish sausage. https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/1200x675/p01lyg5k.jpg
1 wisty 2017-09-07
So ... Notch and Milo?