Mods get laid in exchange to be modded: banging your way onto the r/drama mod team

44  2017-09-07 by Ides_of_Modfuckers

Did you know newest mod /u/TheBatarang was added in a deal that involved fucking mod /u/DominusLutrae?

You do now. Looks like the old price of sending dick pics has gone up.

edit: I guess this is the best we can do for evidence so far. It's not terribly convincing, could just be joking around. Anyone knowing more, please pm me.

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So close, snaps.

Obligatory ping of /u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK

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Umm, I just got him drunk.

That's not what I heard. /u/DominusLutrae what's your side of the story?

I got wasted is a bit more accurate to say.

Not a bit of "how's your father"?

That sounds like a weird old man euphemism. What I'm saying is that I'm a much cheaper sell-out than you're giving me credit for.

Not really being a sell out, just favors for favors. But booze is ok too. You sure you didn't black out and forget some things?

I'm absolutely sure I blacked out and forgot some things. If you've got a line on where those things went, let me know.

I think I sang at some point.

The line would be benis in bagoo.

R u hot?

I've been told. Men tell me when I send a text they get hard ;)

Probably.

I require notarized and timestamped photographs. I'm a romantic.

kek

Are you a recovering PIV whore too?

I have had my own issues but I can't keep away.

Me either. /u/Batarang isn't safe.

Under penalty of perjury, I can confirm /u/TheBatarang's statement.

Go to bed, bat.

Not until someone rocks me to sleep and tells me I should be a mod. I earned it.

I would, but I'm handsy.

Why did I have to go for a committed relationship? I love handsy.

You don't even know the extent of what you're missing out on, obviously.

:( I'll keep you in my relationship falls through. I was going to try for /u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK if this didn't work out.

Tbh I think /u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK likes being the girl in a relationship.

Can i get mod for doing this?

I'm not sure but I'd fuck Notch for a ride in his jet and 2 lbs of pick n mix.

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Just a rumor floating around. But those more in the know, please do chime in. /u/Zachums, /u/Joan_Wayne_Gacy, /u/justcool393 - any dirt to dish?

This is new to me tbh.

Damn.

I'm just sad I don't get first dibs tbh. I'm the prettiest mod, according to /u/Mircy.

You're apparently on the wrong side of the earth. It could have been you and /u/CosmicKeys but it's too late now :'(

I'm totes worth the effort tho.

This is actually an outrage tbh. You should raise hell.

I should, but I honestly don't know who /u/TheBatarang or /u/DominusLutrae are. Build a wall around /r/Drama and make SRD pay for it.

Or at the very least make them release the videos. You know they're out there, somewhere.

We're both kiwis, it's true.

http://i.imgur.com/mdwHgLy.jpg

I was hoping for a pic of big hairy balls.

Thank you :D

I'm the daddy of the mods tho.

Why don't you ask me? Give me mod post first tho, no meme.

I'm not a mod, but spill any details you have anyway.

I have dirt to dish

Please do.

This is not the first power play lay

History lesson time?

Our beloved futa loving physics boy is dating a drama mod to get modded here

Hot! Pics when?

After our wedding ceremony

I hope they are better than project mayhem's.

This'll be me

And he'll be in piddlefours

It's a hundred times better already!

I was there snally, ama.

stories about internet people meeting up are always great so u should just tell the whole thing

Wanna hang out, snallygaster?

sure thing, just need to swim across the ocean

Aww. <3

I took him to a bar. There was an Irish band. I got my buddy drunk then I asked if he mod me to drama.

That was it? ...

Yes

Can you make up something more scandalous? For the sake of added drama?

I'm openly dating a drama regular?

Perfect. Go on...

/u/CirqueDuFuder. Love that man.

How long have you two been together?

I'm not sure. It's been a while. We've known each other for years.

Is it an open relationship? And why not?

It was but I didn't want anyone but him. He's kinda the best.

Really? He comes off more like an angry agendaposter to me. They're all over this subreddit.

I love his posts, I find them hilarious. You have to know him. He's a wonderful person on top of being funny.

I'll take your word for it. Is Dominus jealous?

I can't speak for him. I assume not? We chill. Great man.

this is hardly the first time /u/cirquedufuder has gotten a piece of meta ass. He's probably the biggest whore here.

He's probably the biggest whore here.

That's a controversial statement.

very true, I should've said biggest straight whore

Which band?

They didn't have a name that I heard, just some old Irish dudes. They sounded great.

Describe them in more detailed ways if possible. I need to know for reasons.

Luke, if you want to visit and go see them I'll just take you. Let me know, we'll have fun.

New mod incoming.

Remember that time Ann added mods and justcool had a freakout because someone had sent doxx to the modmail lol

Shouldn't that mean no new mods can ever be added, least they see justcool's dox lol?

Maybe, but I'm much more interested in what DominusLutrae and TheBatarang will name their kid and whether or not they'll circumcise him.

Assuredly you're being an awful bro right now. I've been a part of drama for years. I deserve my damn mod spot.

Hehe I was only teasing, of course I would never oppose your being modded here lol

No one remembers you

Entirely untrue. I just keep my shitposting on irc and drama these days.

Maybe you're just very forgettable

Who are you?

Self important jackass, thanks.

No mod post, no spill - I'm no snitch.

p.s Multiple mods are involved in a drunken orgy

/u/snallygaster mod this guy!

hi guys it's me gom

Hi, gom.

hi gom

Hello friendo

go away gom

xoxo

.gom

Hi godofsod it's me gom

Hi Gom!

Make some other dumb thing up mods this one blows

I actually think this one isn't made up, tbh.

It's just gossip I heard but I think so too. I wish someone who knows more would speak up.

That's probably the extent of it, tbh.

It's true.

who are these people

The in crowd.

I know that some of you out there are starving, but it ain't for lack of something to eat

If this is what's in, I'm glad I'm out

Congrats on your coming out

It's not prostitution; she does it for free.

Will give shitposting lessons for mod srs..... not srs.

If there are any qt otters with gigantic asses here I can make this happen btw.

DONT BE FOOLED

/u/serialflamingo commits hate crimes against circumsiced men and will take your aesthetic penis for a trophy

they don't call him the bussy baffler for no reason.

I like cut diqq as much as the next girl, it's just not as good imo.

aesthetic penis

Why do mutilated men believe this?

All of the mods are gay tho

except bae

that makes it all that much better.

shut up faggot

degrade me more bby

lmao cri more

I moan, not cry.

dude, i don't care

lmao

well, you should

Have your tears dried up from Tuesday night? Is your pillow nice and dry?

wow rude

I've done worse for less

Lies. I propositioned the mods last night and both /u/ComedicSans and /u/justcool393 turned me down.

my bussy is as open as my inbox bby

New phone. Who dis.

FYI I do accept blowies for modships too. Full access if you tongue punch my fartbox. I expect nudes at some point from /u/DominusLutrae tho.

Full access if you tongue punch my fartbox.

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I wouldn't fuck you mods even with u/TAKEotTOrCIRECLEJERK's cock (assuming he has one).

How can these guys be mods and when I request a simple change in flair I get stonewalled. I want mod, /u/SovietWarfare for mod!

On a scale of 1 to Casey Anthony, how good was it?

I'll accept the sum one hundred Caledonian groats from the mods, not to have sex with me. That's a pretty good deal TBH. I would seriously think about it, unless you want a large serving of cholesterol-laden Scottish sausage. https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/1200x675/p01lyg5k.jpg

So ... Notch and Milo?