Don't even try to kinkshame me. My kinks are my business.

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To be fair, I didn't become erratic until after I was provoked.

But it's pretty cool to make it here so 🤷‍♂️

Keep Yourself Safe

Am doing my best

obviously not if you're still posting

keep yourself safe

Ahhh yes because if I don't stop posting. I'm going to be in serious danger

kys

Ahhhhh very clever

i'm glad you caught on ya dildo

Aha me too. Did think it was very weird people would be telling me to keep myself safe since I'm not the most popular well liked man on Reddit at the moment

also is your gf single?

Yeah and she's really into all of the guys who've been trying to pick her up on reddit today

post her butthole?

It's pretty hairy, but I got you, slide into the dms

Question for you: what perverse pleasure do you get from riling up the Incels?

Also, would you consider subbing to /r/drama?

What are incels?

You'd think she is after taking all the DMs on her Instagram lately

I hope you'll beat AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS

Lmao holy shit your autistic. Keep Yourself Safe

Send Bussy

To be fair, I didn't become erratic until after I was provoked.

snapshillbot, is that you?

Also clever word play, I'm impressed

Tips hat No thank you, m'lady

Jesus christ

I'm kind of jealous of anyone who got to meet Sid Haig.

"no biggie" he says

this fuckin guy

Love Devil's Rejects and House of 1000 Corpses but have you seen Creature? Sleeper hit of his, IMO

He was really nice and super cool. On Friday night there was a showing of House Of A Thousand Corpses and he did a Q&A after!

what a buncha fuckin losers

You filthy cunt. Make a self post. provide links and witty quotes.

This is weak and pathetic

What do you mean?

Die

No I'm serious, like are you mad at me or whoever posted this here? I'm just curious

No I'm serious, like are

you mad at me or whoever posted

this here? I'm just curious

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Good bot

Who are you? And why would you think I would be talking to you?

Did you post this here?

You aren't the centre of the universe, loser.

Relax dude I dont get why you're so angry. I'm the douchebag from the post. I couldn't tell if you were upset with the guy who posted this here, or the actual content of the post.

Sorry I asked man

Jesus Christ you sound pathetic

Lmfao I asked a sincere question. And you decided to be a complete fucking prick for no reason. You're sooooooooo edgy man

Stop whining

I'm not. Grow up man

Dude, you're fucking pathetic. The fact that you're so blind to how silly you're behaving is slightly disturbing.

user reports:
1: If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, chances are it's a whiny, quacking twunt.

wats a twunt

Halfway between a twat and a cunt.

user reports:
1: The balls on this little shit

He is just the center of his girlfriends universe.

He makes sure of it. Everyday.

Dude, you really need to get over that cheating whore of yours. May I suggest a nice dosage of bussy?

Lol if someone cheated on me I would just move on to the next one, so many fish in the sea!

Ooooo, bby when you get a load of my bussy, you ain't gonna have a blank problem anymore.

Holy fuck, you bitch. Are you really this desperate for attention?

I didn't want this to spiral out of control like that, so no

user reports:
1: That's a bit much.

This place has gotten soft

E's complaining that /u/RobAChurch did not put sufficient effort into this post about your drama, causing em to have to scroll through many non-drama comments.

Ahhhh okay, makes sense. I guess I read it wrong

This is drama not srd.

You didn't even sort by controversial you bastard,

Literally everyone in that thread should be ashamed or themselves

Hot Topic horror movies have cult followings?

The Devil's Rejects was huge back in the day. I'm not even sure it qualifies as a 'cult' movie.

It has a huge cult following to be honest, I saw it for the first time like four days ago, not really my style

Your GF wanting to cuck you with some weird decrepit old man doesn't mean it has a cult following you doofus.

Keep
Yourself
Safe

Since OP is a faggot:

Here's the poster's BF being weird

And here is his meltdown over downvotes where he tells someone to kill themselves.

Anyways, let's check the ol' post history:

Pizzagate shilling in /r/conspiracy

Has diabetes

And the rest is video game shit.

/u/GotsTheBeetus, how does it feel to be a unoriginal caricature?

And here is his meltdown over downvotes where he tells someone to kill themselves.

That's practically a tradition here...

Kys

It really really really hurts my feelings because I care soooooooo much about what you all think of me

Eat a snickers.

Oh wait, that's how you got diabetes.

Wow. First person to ever make that joke, you must think you're real fucking clever?

And that's actually not how I got diabetes you ignorant piece of shit

Was it a Milky Way?

You don't get diabetes from eating sugar you dumbfuck

You get it from being a fat-ass. Something that candy bars usually help with.

Yeah, Type 2 Diabetes. Stupid fucker

Type 1 Diabetes is a lie they tell fat little children to make them feel better.

If you say so

Aww don't make fun of him for being diabetic, make fun of him for being a insecure loser of a man.

I'd rather do both. Thanks.

Haha, whats next? Did you catch your AIDS from a toilet seat?

Diabetes is not obtained by eating too much sugar. Type 1 or Type 2. Sorry you're all ignorant

I know diabetes is a fattyslob disease but is it contagious?

I have diabetes

Congratulations

Why can't my dad be proud of my accomplishments like this?

Because he's racist against diabetics

You don't get diabetes from eating sugar you dumbfuck

real top mind right here

Way to bring it a homophobic place too. Always very classy

OP should be banned

/u/Nax5, /u/PizzaDeliverator, /u/full-of-grace, your tag team effort to break up that lady and her boyfriend failed, so what will you do next? How will you find a qt internet horror gf now?

It's okay because they are all literally perfect specimens who are free to pass their judgment on deranged losers like me

If you think for a second that you're not a giant insufferable douchebag in all of this yourself then you're probably fucking retarded.

I can't call out some Internet asshole for telling people to kill themselves? Their relationship has nothing to do with it.

Kill yourself asap.

You're hilarious.

Kys

You first.

where is the picture you subhuman

also 'horror' 'con' uh huh right as if that is a real thing

It was CT HorrorFest so it actually is kind of real lol