i'd really appreciate if you retards stopped saying this and actually tried to fuck with /u/ComedicSans
kekistanian might be a retard, but he's a retard who knows when to stop. ComedicSans is the opposite, he'll be a retard until the day he dies, which makes him essentially endless entertainment if you know how to push his buttons (which I don't, which is why i'm even making this post)
the people you've never seen before are the most dangerous
Nigga, you're apparently retarded enough to have posted a now-deleted post calling for a brigade of CB2 because you were getting "destroyed". You should unironically consider drinking bleach.
Please, you SRDines would say this regardless. Like, a Grizzly bear could literally /u/ComedicSans, and you'd still claim that the way he got the bear off so quickly proves his dominance.
Hey man, I like you and you seem like a decent guy. But you can't go around getting very obviously upset and then saying "jokes on you I was only pretending" every time someone tells you to chill out. Not a good look bro.
I know, but you were throwing out seriousposts about your actual life. You can't do that then ban someone else for seriousposting. I mean, you can do it because you're a mod and this is a meme sub, but I'm just saying. Regardless, I'm not gonna cry any tears for a fascist who got banned, but I'm just saying you're not coming out of this looking good.
There's better ways to call someone retarded than seriousposting about your actual IRL life. These dudes are so wound up it's pretty easy for an insult or two to set them off anyway.
u/kekistanian9000 is one of the most pathetic r/drama commenters.
I mean, I'm not even sure about which of them are worse, but "pathetic" doesn't really even describe it.
Between the loser gg people, the idiots who type in internet slang (as in ending a statement with "tho") and those morons who think that they can ever be better than white people and all those wierdos form r/all, this whole subreddit has gone off the rails.
He's a kiwi so the exchange rate is all fucked. He probably makes 100k GBp/mth but that really only averages out to a US 2,500 good boy points/mth. They value their sheep so they hand out gbp like crazy to tend to sheep and pleasure them as well
Don't hate on kiwis. They came up with the idea to use sheep intestines as condoms. However, it wasn't until later when the Australians perfected it by actually taking the intestines out of the sheep first.
The Genocide of the Kekinstani people occurred circa 1300BC and is generally overshadowed by the Battle of Kekdesh which took place between the forces of the Egyptian Empire under Ramses II and the Hittite Empire under Muwatalli II at the city of Kekdesh on the Orontes River, just upstream of Lake Homs near the modern Syrian-Lebanese border.
The Kekistani people were one of the many peoples to be allied with the Hittites and were originally a collection of many hunter gatherer tribes situated in the Levent region of the eastern Mediterranean. Early Kekistani's or 'Kekinites' as they were known were utilized as chariot engineers and operators due to their mastery of chariot warfare of the day. The officer class included many Kekinites as war tacticians and strategists due to the Kekinites natural abilities in the areas of logic and mathematics. (See Kekistotle: Kek philosopher)
It's true, we do have a diversity and erectile dysfunction/social anxiety issues with our population. Just know we allow for any race/gender/sex/age to join our crusade against normies and cucks.
Together we hope to face our problems and help each other improve our lives through practice, advice and friendship. the worshipping of Kek(PBUK) helps the anxiety for many as acceptance in a higher power alleviates any sense control issues, as we are only servants in this life.
And many times the social anxiety is due to the current society's negligence of not advocating for proper social education in normie kids. The stigma of mental illness in the modern world is a major issue and one we seek to change. Autistic kids are different and that's ok. They have the same desire to be accepted even if it's not representative of their outward appearance/actions. With the proper education we can drive out the hate of Kek and accept everyone for who they truly are and not what the magazines and popular culture expect them to be.
tbh I didn't actually read anything you wrote because that would take time and I'm lazy, I just took it on good faith that you were being a mong. I was wrong and for that I am sorry. plz forgive
Even though I think your opinion in the linked thread is retarded, you still prove to be #1 at getting literally everybody in the thread bootyblasted and pulling out their inner autism.
I'll make sure to vote to keep you as mod next time /u/AnnArchist spergs out and starts a coup.
If he really banned you, wow, what a fucking cunt. That the kind of sub you're running here, /u/Annarchist, where seriousposting faggots like this can ban people they don't like ideologically?
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-23
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1 supergauntlet 2017-09-23
You know something tells me getting butthurt about getting banned from /r/drama and ban evading isn't going to do anything but get you banned sitewide
1 Kekistanian9001 2017-09-23
Banning account that only posts in /r/Drama sitewide? It's basically already done.
1 supergauntlet 2017-09-23
ok fair enough
1 froibo 2017-09-23
Have you studied Sun Tzu's Art of Shitpost? Now everyone is left to belive you have at least 9001 accounts.
1 MisterHundred 2017-09-23
please, stop with this meme. sitewide ban is shit. delete the cookies and reset the ip and it's like a fresh start.
inb4 "b-but i can tell every separate personality apart and people who ban evade are obvious"
1 supergauntlet 2017-09-23
"ok"
1 SDIHTD 2017-09-23
I don't know about you, but if an Admin (A) tells me what to do, I damn well do it if I know what's good for me.
1 Bonzalez 2017-09-23
I don't know about you but I'm not a little bitch. Oh you are a little bitch. Nevermind carry on.
1 SDIHTD 2017-09-23
Posting on reddit is a privilege, not a right.
I am here on their invitation and they need to be treated with respect.
1 JenkemStyle 2017-09-23
Keep yourself safe, fam.
1 Kekistanian9001 2017-09-23
Some tasty comments:
Whoa mom I get money!
A confession:
Obligatory whining about how no one will understand:
1 YHofSuburbia 2017-09-23
Even though /u/ComedicSans is very obviously butthurt, you actually come out of this looking way worse than him. Consider ending your life.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
His modmail meltdown was fun. I think /u/justcool393 was legit concerned lol.
1 justcool393 2017-09-23
I mean, why else would I give the AOL tech support number?
1 Kekistanian9001 2017-09-23
It was. I felt very angry, abandoned and betrayed. You really got me to the point where I asked myself "why am I still here".
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
Lmfao.
1 DannyLee90 2017-09-23
I think a bullet to your hard drive would solve most of these issues, tbqhwuf.
1 MisterHundred 2017-09-23
i'd really appreciate if you retards stopped saying this and actually tried to fuck with /u/ComedicSans
kekistanian might be a retard, but he's a retard who knows when to stop. ComedicSans is the opposite, he'll be a retard until the day he dies, which makes him essentially endless entertainment if you know how to push his buttons (which I don't, which is why i'm even making this post)
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
I like how a guy I've literally never seen before supposedly has a wealth of experience about me. Kek.
1 MisterHundred 2017-09-23
the people who've never seen before are the most dangerous. i'd be wary of new /r/drama poster who looks like he knows his way around the sub.
of course, me saying this basically makes me sounds like noodles, but i already expected another ban, just read my last post.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
Nigga, you're apparently retarded enough to have posted a now-deleted post calling for a brigade of CB2 because you were getting "destroyed". You should unironically consider drinking bleach.
1 MisterHundred 2017-09-23
i didn't say i was dangerous, tard.
1 nunast 2017-09-23
No, your town's courts do.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
Where did I say you did, you fucking mong? Seriously, that bleach tho...
1 Bonzalez 2017-09-23
If that's not what you were saying then you were basically just screaming random things at him.
1 backltrack 2017-09-23
Hey, that's not freedom of speech.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
Sure it is.
1 backltrack 2017-09-23
Grr >:(
1 snallygaster 2017-09-23
We are all retarded on this blessed day.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-23
Some more than others 🙌🏻🐸🙌🏻
1 RichEvansSextape 2017-09-23
The existence of this thread proves otherwise.
1 MisterHundred 2017-09-23
it's obvious he'll give up in a day, probably already has
by give up i mean leave /r/drama, he'll probably be retarded elsewhere
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-09-23
Tell him NZ is shit compared to the USA.
1 TedBundyAMA 2017-09-23
makes you think
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-09-23
Wow you kiwis should start mass importing muslims, you seem behind on the world trends.
1 TedBundyAMA 2017-09-23
Oh we have plenty, they just don't seem to want to crash planes into our buildings or cut off our heads on tv for some reason
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-09-23
Being a remote island with third world internet has some benefit at least.
1 TedBundyAMA 2017-09-23
Third world internet? Mate I have unlimited gigabit fibre and most of the rest of the country is on unlimited fibre too.
but true about being a shitty island in the middle of nowhere I guess
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-09-23
I mean, if you want to download local sheep porn i guess its useful.
1 haikubot-1911 2017-09-23
I mean, if you want
To download local sheep porn
I guess its useful.
- I_DRINK_TO_FORGET
I'm a bot made by /u/Eight1911. I detect haiku.
1 TedBundyAMA 2017-09-23
huehuehue
1 Greasy_Slot 2017-09-23
Just fucking disagree with him about anything and call him names. He won't stop for days.
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-09-23
Please, you SRDines would say this regardless. Like, a Grizzly bear could literally /u/ComedicSans, and you'd still claim that the way he got the bear off so quickly proves his dominance.
1 nunast 2017-09-23
Whenever I see /u/ComedicSans commenting she always seems to angry.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
Why didn't you post screenshots of the modmail where /u/justcool393 felt he had to link you to suicide prevention hotline? 🔥
1 Kekistanian9001 2017-09-23
Because I called and they told me not to kill myself but to post this.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
And risk getting a site-wide ban on all your accounts? Genius.
1 PlateStain 2017-09-23
That's not what happens. They only ban the accounts used to post or vote in the sub they were banned from.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
Like this one, which is apparently the only one he cares about? Same difference.
1 PlateStain 2017-09-23
It seems like he just made this account a few hours ago. That's the only account the admins will ban.
Either way, I'm not sure why you're so serious about this.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
Who's serious? Jesus Christ, can none of you autists detect tone?
1 PlateStain 2017-09-23
If this is just you guys screwing around and killing time, my mistake. I'm kinda new to this sub. But it seems like you got really angry.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
That's exactly what it is. (Since you're new, check the sidebar - it's literally a rule to blow things out of proportion.)
1 PlateStain 2017-09-23
Well I'm a fucking moron. I feel like I took the wind out the sails of this post...
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
NO! DOUBLE DOWN AND CALL SOMEONE A CUCK, DAMMIT.
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-09-23
cuck
1 YHofSuburbia 2017-09-23
Hey man, I like you and you seem like a decent guy. But you can't go around getting very obviously upset and then saying "jokes on you I was only pretending" every time someone tells you to chill out. Not a good look bro.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
Blowing shit out of proportion is literally a rule.
1 YHofSuburbia 2017-09-23
I know, but you were throwing out seriousposts about your actual life. You can't do that then ban someone else for seriousposting. I mean, you can do it because you're a mod and this is a meme sub, but I'm just saying. Regardless, I'm not gonna cry any tears for a fascist who got banned, but I'm just saying you're not coming out of this looking good.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
Only to call someone retarded tho.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
Only to call someone retarded tho.
1 YHofSuburbia 2017-09-23
There's better ways to call someone retarded than seriousposting about your actual IRL life. These dudes are so wound up it's pretty easy for an insult or two to set them off anyway.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
I do all those other things all the time, too. Shrug.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-09-23
Its pretty easy to wind up /u/ComedicSans and his go to is to talk about how much money he makes like the loveless sperg he is.
1 AlreadyPorchNaked 2017-09-23
> following the rules
What a fag
1 Yiin 2017-09-23
Hey, mods can't justify their actions by sub rules. That's like fascism or something.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
I will follow the rules when I want!
You aren't my real dad!
1 Yiin 2017-09-23
Dad? Oh God no. Just fucking mommy, kiddo.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
But who isnt, really?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-09-23
Comedic Sans for top mod 2020
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
Thank you for your service.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-09-23
Don't thank me, thank your local recruiters.
1 Kekistanian9001 2017-09-23
They told me my life worth more than shitposting. I would say otherwise but hey, those guys must be smarter than me if they at least have a job.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
I don't believe you're kekistani at all. That's way too much insight. You're someone else LARPing.
1 Kekistanian9001 2017-09-23
PRAISE KEK OUR LORD DEATH TO NORMIES
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-09-23
Don't listen to them. They're commies!
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-23
They were wrong
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-23
Wait wait wait. So you banned this guy and then Cool unbanned him?
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
I memebanned him and he sperged out enough that /u/justcool393 linked him to suicide hotlines. Lol
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-23
So you were angry enough that you banned him (because we know that takes effort, regardless of what you call it)
My question is who, in the end, unbanned him?
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
I was banning someone else at the same time for legit seriousposting, and just threw in his name too.
He's not unbanned AFAIK. He just made an entirely new account to get around the ban.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-23
You realize you look like you're mad online, right?
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
Only to socially-retarded autists who are completely unused to direct language because everyone they know is Forrest Gump.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-23
Dude I didn't even read a quarter of the whole thing and that's my take
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
1 Chromebookbitches 2017-09-23
I've more or less reserved judgement on your particular account, but I can how state, having read these pathetic words, that you really are pathetic.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
You expect me to give a flying fuck what you think, anonymous tourist?
1 Chromebookbitches 2017-09-23
I don't expect you to think, at all. That would be asking too much.
1 Thhueros 2017-09-23
You do give off this vibe of simmering impotent anger tbh
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-23
Whoa, calm down dude.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
Memebans are a longstanding tradition of this sub. Wtf is up with newfriends taking mod abuse seriously?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-23
Seriously bro you gotta chill out.
And don't call me a newfriend.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
I wasn't meaning you're one. Just the plague of moronic seriousposters is ruining the vibe.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-23
Yeah seriously fuck those assholes. /r/Drama isn't "SRD-but-far-right-and-racist."
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-09-23
Yeah! It's newfag not new friend. No one on this sub has any friends, remember?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-23
I have real life friends
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-09-23
Don't you slander this sub with your ableist lies!
1 better_bot 2017-09-23
No one, it's a new account.
1 Chromebookbitches 2017-09-23
u/kekistanian9000 is one of the most pathetic r/drama commenters.
I mean, I'm not even sure about which of them are worse, but "pathetic" doesn't really even describe it.
Between the loser gg people, the idiots who type in internet slang (as in ending a statement with "tho") and those morons who think that they can ever be better than white people and all those wierdos form r/all, this whole subreddit has gone off the rails.
1 justcool393 2017-09-23
Get a better gimmick, clones have been done to death--oh wait.
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-09-23
I wonder how many GBPs /u/ComedicSans earns in a month.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-23
He's a kiwi so the exchange rate is all fucked. He probably makes 100k GBp/mth but that really only averages out to a US 2,500 good boy points/mth. They value their sheep so they hand out gbp like crazy to tend to sheep and pleasure them as well
1 Gladbach10 2017-09-23
Don't hate on kiwis. They came up with the idea to use sheep intestines as condoms. However, it wasn't until later when the Australians perfected it by actually taking the intestines out of the sheep first.
1 Etra 2017-09-23
We have already survived one genocide.
The Genocide of the Kekinstani people occurred circa 1300BC and is generally overshadowed by the Battle of Kekdesh which took place between the forces of the Egyptian Empire under Ramses II and the Hittite Empire under Muwatalli II at the city of Kekdesh on the Orontes River, just upstream of Lake Homs near the modern Syrian-Lebanese border.
The Kekistani people were one of the many peoples to be allied with the Hittites and were originally a collection of many hunter gatherer tribes situated in the Levent region of the eastern Mediterranean. Early Kekistani's or 'Kekinites' as they were known were utilized as chariot engineers and operators due to their mastery of chariot warfare of the day. The officer class included many Kekinites as war tacticians and strategists due to the Kekinites natural abilities in the areas of logic and mathematics. (See Kekistotle: Kek philosopher)
It's true, we do have a diversity and erectile dysfunction/social anxiety issues with our population. Just know we allow for any race/gender/sex/age to join our crusade against normies and cucks.
Together we hope to face our problems and help each other improve our lives through practice, advice and friendship. the worshipping of Kek(PBUK) helps the anxiety for many as acceptance in a higher power alleviates any sense control issues, as we are only servants in this life.
And many times the social anxiety is due to the current society's negligence of not advocating for proper social education in normie kids. The stigma of mental illness in the modern world is a major issue and one we seek to change. Autistic kids are different and that's ok. They have the same desire to be accepted even if it's not representative of their outward appearance/actions. With the proper education we can drive out the hate of Kek and accept everyone for who they truly are and not what the magazines and popular culture expect them to be.
1 Kekistanian9001 2017-09-23
How did you do that? That's fare more cringe than I usually can produce. Teach me senpai.
1 Etra 2017-09-23
It’s a copypasta. With my expertise in retardation, I found it and immediately recognized it as a masterpiece in autistic performance art.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
If the drama in the thread is average, senpai delivers.
1 pepperouchau 2017-09-23
Teach you how to be a good poster? No one has that much time on their hands.
1 froibo 2017-09-23
Have you studied Sun Tzu's Art of Shitpost? Now everyone is left to belive you have at least 9001 accounts.
1 rewind45 2017-09-23
Nice, now ban all the other alt right retards and nazis.
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-09-23
Start with /u/rewind45.
1 hlary 2017-09-23
You have to go back
1 Gladbach10 2017-09-23
fite me irl (((/u/rewind45)))
1 glmox 2017-09-23
proof of green party membership (or national equivalent for dirty foreigners) should be required to post on this sub
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-23
Haha! Finally got rid of that asshole. Thankfully there's no way he can come back again!
1 wolfsktaag 2017-09-23
its always /u/ComedicSans
he stops sucking dicks for just enough time in the day to come here and be a faggot
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2017-09-23
uh...
You know there's shit posting, and then there's cringe level edginess.
1 TedBundyAMA 2017-09-23
god dammit /u/ComedicSans can you stop making us Kiwis look retarded
obviously not as retarded as /u/Kekistanian9001 but still..
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
1 TedBundyAMA 2017-09-23
fair play, as you were my man
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
I cannot believe I have to remind people of this. The seriousposting is depressing.
1 TedBundyAMA 2017-09-23
tbh I didn't actually read anything you wrote because that would take time and I'm lazy, I just took it on good faith that you were being a mong. I was wrong and for that I am sorry. plz forgive
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
GOOD point.
1 eeso99 2017-09-23
Even though I think your opinion in the linked thread is retarded, you still prove to be #1 at getting literally everybody in the thread bootyblasted and pulling out their inner autism.
I'll make sure to vote to keep you as mod next time /u/AnnArchist spergs out and starts a coup.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
I honestly cannot remember what even I said. Was it even an opinion, or did I just wave my e-peen around in a way designed to inflame autists?
1 eeso99 2017-09-23
I think it was a bit of both. Hilariously well done though, so many children comments underneath it lmao. Even got some of the regs to agendapost.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
Excellent! I am glad someone appreciated it.
1 Bonzalez 2017-09-23
What the fuck is wrong with you? That wasn't even close to an insult, you rotting bag of piss.
1 TedBundyAMA 2017-09-23
I'm holding out for the chance he'll blast my bussy if I'm nice to him
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-23
If you're depressed I think The Home Depot has a sale on rope.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
I would, but I imagine all the retarded seriousposters are too fat to hang. Thanks tho.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-23
Yeah because they don't also sell chain.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-09-23
RANDY AND MARK XDXDCD
1 kermit_was_right 2017-09-23
Goddamn, OP, you couldn't be any more of a fag if you were seen wandering the Castro slathered in bear semen.
Somebody mod this "man".
1 Thulean-Dragon 2017-09-23
You can get banned from /r/drama?
1 geraldo42 2017-09-23
Yes.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-23
Will you ban me if i say i don't like Pulp Fiction? :(
1 coolbeans531 2017-09-23
hey /u/comedicsans what's the smallest amount of time you can ban someone for? can you ban me for five minutes
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-23
Automatically, I think it is a day. Otherwise I could ban and un-ban you.
1 jack_be_numb 2017-09-23
I thought zozbot made some good points in that thread
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-09-23
zoz
1 AnnArchist 2017-09-23
this is a free speech zone. waiting for a polite on askin for an unban
1 Kekistanian9001 2017-09-23
Please mom can /u/kekistanian9000 has some free speech?
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-09-23
If he really banned you, wow, what a fucking cunt. That the kind of sub you're running here, /u/Annarchist, where seriousposting faggots like this can ban people they don't like ideologically?
So you really did turn this place into SRD, then?
1 AnnArchist 2017-09-23
well howd he post this