r/drama: SRD bullies terminally ill dude on Reddit because his girl consensually took drugs and passed out

SRD bullies terminally ill dude on Reddit because his girl consensually took drugs and passed out

39 2017-09-24 by John_Kvetch

65 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-24

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1 Etsuko1 2017-09-24

Is there anything more pathetic than a junkie?

1 botchlings 2017-09-24

A junkie who thinks being a junkie is cool?

1 Etsuko1 2017-09-24

That's nearly all of them

1 SkippyDippo 2017-09-24

A fat.

1 Etsuko1 2017-09-24

Not even the fats are this delusional

1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-24

Junkies who live outside supermarkets.

Professional CEOs can be "junkies" and have their dicks sucked by models every night.

1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-09-24

Professional CEOs

As opposed to ... amateur CEOs? Part-time CEOs? Volunteer CEOs?

Do you know how I know you're like 15? Because you add words unnecessarily in a vain attempt to validate what you are saying.

1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-24

Do you know how I know you're like 15? Because you add words unnecessarily in a vain attempt to validate what you are saying.

Wow, I've been weakly psycho-analysed before but never on such a single innocent mistake like adding a redundant adjective. Are you Batman's retarded cousin "RedundantAdjectiveMan"? Is your sidekick called "UnnecessaryVerbBoy"?

As opposed to ... amateur CEOs?

I'm an amateur CEO tbh, at least that's what the certificate I got from CEO school said. I'm still waiting on that Uber CEO job offer tho, all I need to do is get that sex change.

1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-09-24

1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-24

yeah, that's what I thought.

1 ineedmorealts 2017-09-24

RedundantAdjectiveMan

UnnecessaryVerbBoy

I'd get high and watch that cartoon

1 darth_stroyer 2017-09-24

Haha dude got hin

1 backltrack 2017-09-24

r/iAmVerySmart

1 Ultrashitpost 2017-09-24

A feminist juggalo

1 Etsuko1 2017-09-24

Fuck that's close

1 heavenlytoaster 2017-09-24

So... A feminist junkie with clown paint?

1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-24

/u/John_kvetch.

1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-24

big if tru

1 jack_be_numb 2017-09-24

Came here to say this and to plug my new anti-drug education program which is to make teens read drug subreddits.

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-09-24

Yes. Someone who is as sketchy and useless as a junkie but isn't even high.

1 backltrack 2017-09-24

They're fun to observe indirectly

1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-24

/r/Drama poster

1 fsdgfhk 2017-09-24

Someone who thinks they're superior because they're too pussy to discover the incomparable pleasure that only the warm embrace of quality heroin can bring?

Just because you're too piss-weak to manage opiate addiction like a grown-up, doesn't mean the rest of us are.

1 Etsuko1 2017-09-24

TLDR: You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack

1 fsdgfhk 2017-09-24

damn straight

1 strathmeyer 2017-09-24

I keep my stim binges to less than sixteen hours what am I doing wrong?

1 -Mantis 2017-09-24

1) Lose your job

2) Feel suicidal

3) Keep taking stims until you die

EZ long binges

1 Yiin 2017-09-24

Make sure to not sleep, eat, or drink. You've got to maximize.

1 Yiin 2017-09-24

Make sure to not sleep, eat, or drink. You've got to maximize.

1 PostNationalism 2017-09-24

up the dosage

1 fsdgfhk 2017-09-24

Not taking enough. Commit, faggot.

1 polddit 2017-09-24

This guy is in his 30s and has a young bitch to groom yt he's grooming her into a drug addicted whore.

What a wasted opportunity smdh

1 Ylajali_2002 2017-09-24

umm how else are you supposed to groom someone besides getting them drug addicted?

1 Hotpocketsand 2017-09-24

Religion.

1 OccasionallyClueless 2017-09-24

Lick them

1 fsdgfhk 2017-09-24

Slowly eroding their self esteem, and sporadic unprovoked violence. If it was good enough for my Pappy, it's good enough for me.

1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-09-24

Oh look, SRD denying a woman's agency. Novel.

1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-24

The best comment is /u/flippyfloppityfloop denying that this girl could have any actual interest in him at all apart from using him for drugs because women who don't follow her personal morals don't exist.

1 flippyfloppityfloop 2017-09-24

Don't deny the hoeism.

1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-24

surprise! people who don't fit into your worldview exist

1 flippyfloppityfloop 2017-09-24

No one wants elderly dick on its own merits

1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-24

30 year old dick would seem elderly to a 14 year old on the Internet, I guess.

1 flippyfloppityfloop 2017-09-24

Or, like, actually anyone not 30.

Men need to stop lying to themselves. Nobody wants wrinkly old genitals, of any gender.

1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-24

Or, like, actually anyone not 30.

wow, I was just fucking around with the "ur 13 years old" diss but holy shit, you must actually be extremely young if you think 30 year olds are old/wrinkly/unfuckable.

/u/deepdickedhillybilly check it out, this is psycho-analysis done right.

1 flippyfloppityfloop 2017-09-24

dick objectively peaks at like 22-28yo. It's all a strap decline from there. Wrinkly balls, erectile dysfunction, issues orgasms, lengthening refractory periods, etc.

1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-24

Is your college boyfriend 22, sweetheart? will I be doing your parents a favour for reporting him for statutory rape?

1 flippyfloppityfloop 2017-09-24

Classic, can't deny biology so you make things up

1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-24

The only biology here is that you were clearly an abortion done too late. Get through high school and then come back to me before making creepy comments about wrinkly thirty year old dick.

1 darth_stroyer 2017-09-24

Women find men their age attractive, that's a fact. You literally must be 14.

Men always like women in their mid-twenties. ^{^I'm} ^{^a} ^{^MILF} ^{^hunter} ^{^though}

1 flippyfloppityfloop 2017-09-24

Wrong. And if I was 14 I would like 14yo boys by your claim.

1 AlreadyPorchNaked 2017-09-24

I could google that huge OKCupid study that shows exactly that, but I get the feeling you'd ignore it.

What's it like to be as ridiculous as you?

1 flippyfloppityfloop 2017-09-24

What's it like to believe every "study" put out by a completely unscientific organization? Has your miracle diet worked yet?

1 aef823 2017-09-24

OKCupid study versus opinions of a 14 year old girl.

Study wins.

1 darth_stroyer 2017-09-24

14 year olds probably like other 14 year olds... Are you younger? Have you not reached sexual maturity?

1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-24

Have you somehow gone your entire dumb life without realising that a huge amount of women like men older than them?

1 Ylajali_2002 2017-09-24

maybe she isn't that attractive and therefore has to settle for getting date raped by an old junkie

1 ineedmorealts 2017-09-24

And yet I love milfs

1 glmox 2017-09-24

this is the same cat lady who had a meltdown over a guy slapping a woman who had him pinned to his car

1 ay_what_up 2017-09-24

wtf I love drug users now

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-09-24

That thread gave me AIDS

1 WingardiumJuggalosa 2017-09-24

You shouldn't blame the world for your bad choices, also you know there's a pill for that now?

1 dz0id 2017-09-24

Lol they completely fail to understand that GHB is a drug that feels really fuckin good that people take to get high to run with the angle that he dosed her against her will with some evil date rape drug to take pictures to post to Reddit

1 freet0 2017-09-24

As long as the dog is happy idc what these stupid humans do to each other

1 backltrack 2017-09-24

So women now not have the agency to be junkies?

1 Denny_Craine 2017-09-24

I love threads like these because I can look down on both the moral hysteria of srd and on the skeevy mid-30's junkie with a 20 year old junkie girlfriend