Tbf I'd you spent all day around a bunch of other people getting an arts degree you'd probably start to feel like you were some kind of hyperintelligent mutant too.
The first one wants super high status men and wants to talk to them about Jeremy Corbyn. Predictably goes down about as well as trying to talk to tankies about Pinochet and free helicopter rides.
The other two check almost every baizuo checkbox short of blue hair and morbid obesity and can't fathom why that's a more effective men repellent than mace.
For the sake of their future cats, let's hope they gain a few dozen pounds. Otherwise those poor cats are gonna starve in the time it takes for the stench of decomposition to overtake the stench of cat piss and get a fellow tenant to call the cops.
And thats the real issue. Men just want someone who is nice to them, fucks them, and is loyal. They generally dont give a shit about talking politics, etc., unless they are a crusader. WOmen, on the other hand might "slum it" for a few dates, but will not marry down, and if they do, they will shortly be divorced as they view their husbands as "immature" and "lazy" because they want a life outside of work.
I've dated this type, and they are insufferable. Everything is a fucking competition, like they are trying to one-up you constantly. It's especially tiring when they have nothing to one-up you with. She's sitting there with a master's in social work from a middling university barely scraping by. Bitch, I don't care about your grant proposal which will never get funded.
To quote the great poet Jon Lajoie,
I can't have sex with your personality
And I can't put my penis in your college degree
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams
Exactly these chicks' problems. If they would first show some fucking genitalia and put out, maybe cook a dude a slammin breakfast or something, then they could ramble on about whatever stupid bullshit they want.
Also I dated one about ten years ago. She's still in academia in some super specific field that has only one purpose: to be taught in academia. She can never get a job outside a college unless it's being a barista. She did put out, but was a vegetarian and wouldn't/couldn't cook, so I could only take her shit so long.
they would first show some fucking genitalia and put out, maybe cook a dude a slammin breakfast or something, then they could ramble on about whatever stupid bullshit they want.
Not only would she get laid, she could probably get a job in porn if she wanted to... People have some weird fetishes and would pay to watch retarded midget amputee porn I bet
Why would they agree to be in this stupid and pointless article, anyway?
Some of them have probably deluded themselves into thinking an article like this will actually make them look good and some single 6'2 CEO who makes >200k/year minimum and also happens to agree with all their political bullshit will be rushing to reach out to them rather than nailing dumb hot slags at the pub
In the case of these stupid broads they think having 3 degrees and wanting to talk about retarded "intellectual" shit should be ultra appealing to men, because that's the type of man they want.
They're just completely incapable of understanding that Dude's with the 'overachiever' personality that they see themselves having are completely disinterested in dating them.
As far as I can tell, history's most important white women, other than Gertrude Stein, have just been European pornstars. Why do we tell our little girls to aspire to be anything less?
Look, if you're gonna be an overacheiving type a genius, you'd better get used to and figure out how to bone dumber and less successful people. It's just basic math.
It's their hamster spinning at full boost. They're using this logic because of hypergamy. Women don't date down and the quickest way to kill off a population humanely is to push women into higher education and allow the government shower them with benefits.
These "women" really expect men to "engage in scintillating conversation" to re-affirm their crazy leftist views that men are the devil? No man in his right mind wants to go on a date and discuss "gender theory" or some other PC rubbish. Its a no-win. No wonder they wont engage.
Just wait until she accidentally goes on a date with the equivalent of Ben Shapiro and they actually do want to have a conversation about those topics...
False rape charge incoming.....I foresee intense "triggering", followed by r/relationship posts about her shitlord date you wouldn't validate her opinions, and "scared" her and made her feel "unsafe" because he held contrary viewpoints
Its so clear from the article, these women go into dates thinking they're better than the men. It doesn't help they try to go too deep way to fast. No one wants to talk politics when having just met. The cherry on top is how selfish they are being unable to feign interest in anything but themselves and topics they are already interested in.
‘Our conversations were mundane. When I tried to start an informed discussion — about religion or terrorism, for example — he had no idea how to react.
There's that old saying that if you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day, you're the asshole.
If everyone else can date just fine but you aren't having luck you really need to do some soul searching rather than narcissisticly blaming everyone else.
It's just wild to me that people can exist who so adamantly refuse to accept that they're the problem.
This is literally the same thing that people prattle on about "nice guy" neckbeards: people that think they're smart but lack a single modicum of social awareness.
Just the flip side of the same coin of blaming gender issues for your shortcomings.
Yeah, instead of trying to build a conversation on common ground she full on is trying to start a debate on politics for a first date. Then instead of realizing it's in poor taste to talk politics with people you don't know she blames her 'intelligence' and men.
In a way, they're actually one of the best. They're polarising but if you fundamentally disagree with someone about them you're only putting off the inevitable anyway. And, if you agree, the date will be more successful than if you had played it safe with smalltalk.
Tbh I'd prefer someone who doesn't know what to do with all social shit in this world rather than someone who got active position on every fucking problem.
Complaining that "I can't a get a date because I'm too intelligent" is a 100% garauntee that it's not your intelligence that's stopping you getting a date.
Have these ladies never read the basics of dating? you bring up a serious political discussion on the first date, I'm walking out the door.
Yet even more mature men fail to show the requisite enthusiasm for her university projects — which include a radio documentary she recently produced on ‘the pressure that black women are under to adhere to white beauty stereotypes’.
this is why no one will date you. you go ahead and keep telling yourself that you can't find a man good enough for you. I bet your many cats will keep you warm at night.
Have these ladies never read the basics of dating? you bring up a serious political discussion on the first date, I'm walking out the door.
lol mother fucker we can all see your post history, you would probably bark like a fucking dog and follow any one of these ugos around on all fours if you thought it would lead to one of them letting your smell her farts.
Nah, the totally best thing you can do on a first date is pretend that you are so attractive and desirable that you are doing your date a favor by taking time out of your busy schedule of posting about vaping and WarHamms and obscure drama on Reddit to take her out to eat. A date which you will storm out of if she dares break one of the "basic rules of dating" which you and your autistic friends agreed are totally a thing that everyone knows about and should be shunned for failing to follow in between debating the relative merits of using UberEats to deliver McDonalds to your home!
I actually find it amusing since the Emperor is a rotting autistic corpse dealing with unimaginable pain and hasn't done much of anything in 10,000 years. Pretty apt comparison tbh
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This is the equivalent of a man complaining that women don't want to spend first dates talking about 19th century military tactics and protein loading after pull ups.
They say that men are shallow and only care about looks but this article is proof that a lot of men do care about a woman's personality.
So, Tina...its Tina, right? ---let me pose a hypothetical for you:
You have 2 Roman legions trapped in Parthia. Your supply route has been cut off and your troops are being picked off by light cavalry? In your opinions, should you form a protective square with your corners inverted, or a standard assault line and charge the enemy?
The first one is absolutely insufferable, I don't see why anyone would want to date her. Personally I'd rather sleep with a big pillow of my waifu each night than to have to deal with someone like her.
Eh, you can find 3 crazy nutters that all believe basically any absurd idea. It's probably not Fake News(tm) but these unfuckable fucks are clearly a tiny minority of people.
If ground beef is cooked to 145 degrees Fahrenheit for 15 seconds it is guaranteed safe to eat. If you do a roast, you can get away with temps as low as 133 if you continuously cook it
Natasha Hooper, a 22-year old who does not have a college degree, and is not at all opposed to dating older white-collar men, said: 'Men just can't deal with educated women'
The second and third girl, maybe. But there's no way girl# 1 (going by pictures, because fuck reading that bullshit) has any problem finding a guy. That girl is some Grade ! shit, even if she is a fucking feminist, and there's no way she is hurting for takers.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-26
I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems
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1 Little_African_Child 2017-09-26
Good advice snappy
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-09-26
Going for arts degree worried about being to intelligent wew lads
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-09-26
*cocks eyebrow*
1 Thhueros 2017-09-26
-tilts head- You okay?
1 PoorLilMarco 2017-09-26
OwO
1 aqouta 2017-09-26
Furries are step 1 of the side of mayo.
1 PoorLilMarco 2017-09-26
I wish Trump would endorse furrycide already.
1 DannyLee90 2017-09-26
He's not going to, because his fursona is a gay Nazi wolf pup.
There's no other explanation, tbf.
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-09-26
That's why he fucks, and you don't.
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-09-26
Sick burn.
1 onewalleee 2017-09-26
1 cawkmonglingwitch 2017-09-26
too
1 YiffMeAssange 2017-09-26
Arts? Wasn’t it communications?
1 DistortedLines 2017-09-26
What's the difference ?
1 YiffMeAssange 2017-09-26
Arts can include philosophy and actual literature analysis. Communications can’t.
1 Kekistanian9002 2017-09-26
trolling is a art
1 Ranilen 2017-09-26
Tbf I'd you spent all day around a bunch of other people getting an arts degree you'd probably start to feel like you were some kind of hyperintelligent mutant too.
1 SnackBier 2017-09-26
The first one wants super high status men and wants to talk to them about Jeremy Corbyn. Predictably goes down about as well as trying to talk to tankies about Pinochet and free helicopter rides.
The other two check almost every baizuo checkbox short of blue hair and morbid obesity and can't fathom why that's a more effective men repellent than mace.
For the sake of their future cats, let's hope they gain a few dozen pounds. Otherwise those poor cats are gonna starve in the time it takes for the stench of decomposition to overtake the stench of cat piss and get a fellow tenant to call the cops.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-26
Savage AF
True, but savage
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-09-26
You just wrote their biography right there.
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2017-09-26
Perfect description
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1 Wegwerf540 2017-09-26
Bot oversaturation
1 im-a-koala 2017-09-26
Bad bot.
1 Denny_Craine 2017-09-26
I'm too intelligent for men
1 Brimshae 2017-09-26
Judging by her eyes, she's looking for guys here AND there.
1 DoubleCheekedUp 2017-09-26
one eye on the camera
one one on da streets
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-09-26
this pose just screams mental stability and healthy outlook on life
1 chaosakita 2017-09-26
Lol a guy who will laugh about helicopter rides is a keeper. Until then I have my husbando.
1 amoliski 2017-09-26
Ha ha ha helicopter rides, what a story! Anyway, how's your sex life?
1 CultOfCuck 2017-09-26
The inspiration for /r/Iamverysmart
1 VicisSubsisto 2017-09-26
/r/nicegirls
/r/justlegbeardthings
1 CultOfCuck 2017-09-26
https://www.reddit.com/r/justlegbeardthings/comments/70mxvd/true_romance/
oh wow
1 thetarget3 2017-09-26
Yes, perfect
1 flippermode 2017-09-26
r/nicegirls is what I will be searching though during lunch, today. Thank you.
1 botchlings 2017-09-26
Imagine the outrage if the article had been written about men unable to find smart women to date
1 Kekistanian9002 2017-09-26
Men have no problems with having wifes that earn less / less intellegent. Women do.
1 Successful-Troll 2017-09-26
And thats the real issue. Men just want someone who is nice to them, fucks them, and is loyal. They generally dont give a shit about talking politics, etc., unless they are a crusader. WOmen, on the other hand might "slum it" for a few dates, but will not marry down, and if they do, they will shortly be divorced as they view their husbands as "immature" and "lazy" because they want a life outside of work.
1 nomad1c 2017-09-26
the dumber they are the less they realise i'm oppressing them
1 Kekistanian9002 2017-09-26
Naive. The dumber they are the more they affected by feminism and therefore oppress them with your mere existance.
1 cycophuk 2017-09-26
Would you say that RadFems are fucking retarded then?
1 Kekistanian9002 2017-09-26
Hey man the water is fucking wet.
1 IssaPupper 2017-09-26
Imagine reading some shitpost on /r/drama and having the compulsion to victimize yourself with it.
1 DudeCat 2017-09-26
I've dated this type, and they are insufferable. Everything is a fucking competition, like they are trying to one-up you constantly. It's especially tiring when they have nothing to one-up you with. She's sitting there with a master's in social work from a middling university barely scraping by. Bitch, I don't care about your grant proposal which will never get funded.
To quote the great poet Jon Lajoie,
1 cervixassassination 2017-09-26
Exactly these chicks' problems. If they would first show some fucking genitalia and put out, maybe cook a dude a slammin breakfast or something, then they could ramble on about whatever stupid bullshit they want.
Also I dated one about ten years ago. She's still in academia in some super specific field that has only one purpose: to be taught in academia. She can never get a job outside a college unless it's being a barista. She did put out, but was a vegetarian and wouldn't/couldn't cook, so I could only take her shit so long.
1 Successful-Troll 2017-09-26
Truth
1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-26
Women that can't cook should be concentrated into a camp.
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-09-26
People who can't cook should starve to death.
1 aggressiveshitpost 2017-09-26
Maybe you gals are not that clever and it actually is just insufferable smug, we might never know.
Also, no such thing as a FEMALE INCEL.
1 PoorLilMarco 2017-09-26
Are you saying that a hypothetical female midget with no limbs and down syndrome could still get laid?
1 DudeCat 2017-09-26
Don't kinkshame me bro.
1 attaca89 2017-09-26
An old fat greasy pig can find some man to stick his dick in her. What she can't find is love and commitment.
1 aggressiveshitpost 2017-09-26
ABSO-fucking-LUTELY.
1 Sc0tty2hotty 2017-09-26
Have you watched my 600lb life? Many of those women have spouses and children.
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1 Sc0tty2hotty 2017-09-26
shut up
1 Sc0tty2hotty 2017-09-26
bad bot
1 metric_units 2017-09-26
I'm sniff I'm sorry... I can never do anything right... sniff
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-09-26
Begone with your Communist measurements.
1 VicisSubsisto 2017-09-26
I don't want to watch your 600lb wife, dude.
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600 lb ≈ 270 kg
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1 VicisSubsisto 2017-09-26
Redundant at this point buddy.
1 die_rattin 2017-09-26
That's its own genre IIRC so yeah probably
1 VicisSubsisto 2017-09-26
That's at least 3 genres right there. A truly groundbreaking masterpiece.
1 SexyCannibal 2017-09-26
Not only would she get laid, she could probably get a job in porn if she wanted to... People have some weird fetishes and would pay to watch retarded midget amputee porn I bet
1 aggressiveshitpost 2017-09-26
ABSO-fucking-LUTELY.
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-09-26
So we just need to connect these women with the denizens of /r/circlebroke.
1 cycophuk 2017-09-26
Is it supposed to be like Reverse Racism?
1 OniTan 2017-09-26
Natasha is cute, so she's the only one I'm genuinely confused about. Becca is a fat uggo and Andrea is 41, so no surprises there.
1 aonome 2017-09-26
Natasha is attracted to rough men and won't admit it
1 RedditNewsThrowaway 2017-09-26
TBH, Andrea seems hot. But seems like the kind of lady who'll cut holes in your underwear while you're sleeping.
1 menvaren 2017-09-26
But why?
1 backltrack 2017-09-26
Role-playing as a moth eating sexual fabrics.
1 menvaren 2017-09-26
That's impressively specific.
1 backltrack 2017-09-26
Only thing that made sense.
1 RedditNewsThrowaway 2017-09-26
You don't know my exes!
1 fourbet 2017-09-26
Some of them have probably deluded themselves into thinking an article like this will actually make them look good and some single 6'2 CEO who makes >200k/year minimum and also happens to agree with all their political bullshit will be rushing to reach out to them rather than nailing dumb hot slags at the pub
In the case of these stupid broads they think having 3 degrees and wanting to talk about retarded "intellectual" shit should be ultra appealing to men, because that's the type of man they want.
They're just completely incapable of understanding that Dude's with the 'overachiever' personality that they see themselves having are completely disinterested in dating them.
1 Ennui2778 2017-09-26
That CEO guy can pay for a girl who costs less, sucks better, and I guarantee you is a WAY better conversationalist than any of these harpies.
White girls were a mistake.
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-09-26
As far as I can tell, history's most important white women, other than Gertrude Stein, have just been European pornstars. Why do we tell our little girls to aspire to be anything less?
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-09-26
This.
Look, if you're gonna be an overacheiving type a genius, you'd better get used to and figure out how to bone dumber and less successful people. It's just basic math.
1 RedditNewsThrowaway 2017-09-26
Nothing that a good night of dicking can't cure.
1 RedditNewsThrowaway 2017-09-26
Natasha is okay. 6-ish. Becca is a real uggo. Andrea is hot for a 41 year old but suffers from the fatal-British-teeth-syndrome.
1 die_rattin 2017-09-26
1 jubbergun 2017-09-26
He means she'd be ok to fuck so long as you don't keep her around long term.
1 shanewater 2017-09-26
Mate she's 41, she won't be around for the long term.
1 RedditNewsThrowaway 2017-09-26
Would still smash tho. Just no kissing. Those fucking British teeth are a major turnoff.
1 Ranilen 2017-09-26
It's ok all the women I "date" have duct tape over their mouths anyway.
1 AMD_2017 2017-09-26
It's their hamster spinning at full boost. They're using this logic because of hypergamy. Women don't date down and the quickest way to kill off a population humanely is to push women into higher education and allow the government shower them with benefits.
1 parameciidae 2017-09-26
Are you sure your hamster isn't doing a little spinning itself?
1 weniscommander 2017-09-26
wutface.jpg
1 Successful-Troll 2017-09-26
These "women" really expect men to "engage in scintillating conversation" to re-affirm their crazy leftist views that men are the devil? No man in his right mind wants to go on a date and discuss "gender theory" or some other PC rubbish. Its a no-win. No wonder they wont engage.
1 Unwanted_Commentary 2017-09-26
Just wait until she accidentally goes on a date with the equivalent of Ben Shapiro and they actually do want to have a conversation about those topics...
1 Successful-Troll 2017-09-26
False rape charge incoming.....I foresee intense "triggering", followed by r/relationship posts about her shitlord date you wouldn't validate her opinions, and "scared" her and made her feel "unsafe" because he held contrary viewpoints
1 cleverseneca 2017-09-26
Its so clear from the article, these women go into dates thinking they're better than the men. It doesn't help they try to go too deep way to fast. No one wants to talk politics when having just met. The cherry on top is how selfish they are being unable to feign interest in anything but themselves and topics they are already interested in.
1 DeltaDiezel 2017-09-26
Hmmm I wonder why?
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-26
There's that old saying that if you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day, you're the asshole.
If everyone else can date just fine but you aren't having luck you really need to do some soul searching rather than narcissisticly blaming everyone else.
It's just wild to me that people can exist who so adamantly refuse to accept that they're the problem.
1 DannyLee90 2017-09-26
This is literally the same thing that people prattle on about "nice guy" neckbeards: people that think they're smart but lack a single modicum of social awareness.
Just the flip side of the same coin of blaming gender issues for your shortcomings.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-26
Yeah, instead of trying to build a conversation on common ground she full on is trying to start a debate on politics for a first date. Then instead of realizing it's in poor taste to talk politics with people you don't know she blames her 'intelligence' and men.
It's exactly genderbent nice guys.
1 thetarget3 2017-09-26
Not just politics. Religion too. It's like they're trying to find the worst subjects possible.
1 DannyLee90 2017-09-26
Just remember not to RAPE:
1 SpotNL 2017-09-26
Economics
1 volthawk 2017-09-26
Eugenics
1 DuBBle 2017-09-26
Ethics-in-games-journalism
1 DannyLee90 2017-09-26
All of the above, but especially this.
1 boomboomlaser 2017-09-26
You could be getting married and still should never bring this up.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-09-26
Ephebophilia
1 Pigeoncow 2017-09-26
In a way, they're actually one of the best. They're polarising but if you fundamentally disagree with someone about them you're only putting off the inevitable anyway. And, if you agree, the date will be more successful than if you had played it safe with smalltalk.
1 Country-asshole 2017-09-26
Can confirm. I'm an asshole and I try to meet only one person per day.
1 overallprettyaverage 2017-09-26
My secret technique is to never leave my room so the only asshole I meet is the one in the mirror
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-09-26
I would like to propose a major exception to this old adage: if you live withing the 5 boroughs of NYC or any bordering county of NJ
1 amoliski 2017-09-26
"Man who steps in poop smells shitty all day."
1 Baconlightning 2017-09-26
I bet if you have a controversial opinion on those subjects they're going to be quick to call you a racist.
1 thetarget3 2017-09-26
And by controversial, they mean pretty much anything which doesn't agree 100% with them.
1 Kekistanian9002 2017-09-26
Tbh I'd prefer someone who doesn't know what to do with all social shit in this world rather than someone who got active position on every fucking problem.
1 Baconlightning 2017-09-26
Accepting ignorance on a problem makes you seem more intelligent than thinking you've got the solution to every single problem.
1 SpotNL 2017-09-26
That's what they tell dumb people.
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-09-26
Doesn't exactly make for interesting conversation though
1 brianpv 2017-09-26
It's because they, like us, spend way too much time on the internet imo.
1 BannaHamHock 2017-09-26
correct.
1 Matthew1J 2017-09-26
It doesn't hurt me, but that's probably because we are on similar levels of social ineptitude.
1 fsdgfhk 2017-09-26
Complaining that "I can't a get a date because I'm too intelligent" is a 100% garauntee that it's not your intelligence that's stopping you getting a date.
Plus these bitches ugly af.
1 DodgeIvan 2017-09-26
Eh Id smash the 22yo
1 overallprettyaverage 2017-09-26
Yeah the 22 yo is actually really good looking imo, like if you met someone irl that looked like that you'd definitely at least check her out.
Probably why they led the article off with her but still
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-09-26
Enjoy your retroactive rape charges
1 BannaHamHock 2017-09-26
I'd sit through a few hours Tasha talking bullshit to have a go with her
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-09-26
Their knees are so fucking sharp!
1 skivian 2017-09-26
Have these ladies never read the basics of dating? you bring up a serious political discussion on the first date, I'm walking out the door.
this is why no one will date you. you go ahead and keep telling yourself that you can't find a man good enough for you. I bet your many cats will keep you warm at night.
1 die_rattin 2017-09-26
It's almost like they don't care about the thoughts and feelings of the other person on the date at all
Then wonder why they don't get anywhere
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-09-26
lol mother fucker we can all see your post history, you would probably bark like a fucking dog and follow any one of these ugos around on all fours if you thought it would lead to one of them letting your smell her farts.
1 Kekistanian9002 2017-09-26
Even what you just said is better for a first date than social politics.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-09-26
Nah, the totally best thing you can do on a first date is pretend that you are so attractive and desirable that you are doing your date a favor by taking time out of your busy schedule of posting about vaping and WarHamms and obscure drama on Reddit to take her out to eat. A date which you will storm out of if she dares break one of the "basic rules of dating" which you and your autistic friends agreed are totally a thing that everyone knows about and should be shunned for failing to follow in between debating the relative merits of using UberEats to deliver McDonalds to your home!
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-09-26
/u/TheGreatWolfRuss you're up
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-09-26
I do vape that dank. Scarily close to home but my bussy is spoken for.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-09-26
Tell us about your WarHams
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-09-26
I like people dying and unlimited reading material. That series provides both in abundance. I don't play tho
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-09-26
You must be a big fan of God-Emperor Trump?
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-09-26
https://i.imgur.com/LYJJTmY.jpg
I don't know about you guys but i'm pretty sure this painting is a accurate reflection of the Republican Primaries.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-09-26
Someone needs to submit this to /r/fakehistoryporn.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-09-26
https://i.imgur.com/fO9PI77.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/3ULGhjd.jpg
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-09-26
Im gonna save these and reap some massive karma in about six years.
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-09-26
I actually find it amusing since the Emperor is a rotting autistic corpse dealing with unimaginable pain and hasn't done much of anything in 10,000 years. Pretty apt comparison tbh
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-09-26
Totally.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-09-26
Well tell us about your WarHamms! Do you prefer the 40,000 style dolls, or the ones with elves?
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-09-26
Nah I'm a lore nerd
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-09-26
So when describing why Gotrik and Felix deserve a longer TVTropes entry than the collective works of Shakespeare do you prefer to use the term "grimdark" or "darkgrim"?
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-09-26
Oh I didn't get into fantasy either sorry mate 40k or this date is over
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-09-26
I am sorry but this is all too weird for me, I have to go to the bathroom now this may take a while so go ahead and eat without me.
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-09-26
I'll just sit here pretending this hasn't happened before 😢
1 conspiracy_ratchet 2017-09-26
1 BannaHamHock 2017-09-26
lol coming from the mod of multiple subs and more than a quarter of a million karma.. this is pretty funny. You losers deserve each other
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-09-26
Thank you for noticing!
1 KULAKS_DESERVED_IT 2017-09-26
?
1 Successful-Troll 2017-09-26
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-09-26
Ok, now thats freaking hilarious. I hope the automated "plz be nice kthx" message from /r/politics becomes a popular copy/pasta.
1 skivian 2017-09-26
https://media.giphy.com/media/QWaSVX9FizaxO/giphy.gif
1 Scipio99 2017-09-26
This is the equivalent of a man complaining that women don't want to spend first dates talking about 19th century military tactics and protein loading after pull ups.
They say that men are shallow and only care about looks but this article is proof that a lot of men do care about a woman's personality.
1 Successful-Troll 2017-09-26
So, Tina...its Tina, right? ---let me pose a hypothetical for you:
You have 2 Roman legions trapped in Parthia. Your supply route has been cut off and your troops are being picked off by light cavalry? In your opinions, should you form a protective square with your corners inverted, or a standard assault line and charge the enemy?
What....was it something I said?
1 WalrusKarate 2017-09-26
What's the condition of my men? Are they well rested, exhausted, somewhere in between?
How many light cavalry we talking?
I need to know if I should be risk averse here or if I'm really in a tough spot and just roll some dice.
1 Successful-Troll 2017-09-26
Bro...where have you been all my life?
1 WalrusKarate 2017-09-26
Doing research on Roman history in the darkness of a basement.
1 magopus6 2017-09-26
roll for initiative
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-09-26
"In too wet to answer"
1 holy_black_on_a_popo 2017-09-26
A much better title: "How About 'No'?"
1 CH0AM_N0MSKY 2017-09-26
Fear not m'ladies, I watch Rick and Morty c/:)
1 wolfdreams01 2017-09-26
r/choosingbeggars
1 SayMyNameBigDaddy 2017-09-26
The first one is absolutely insufferable, I don't see why anyone would want to date her. Personally I'd rather sleep with a big pillow of my waifu each night than to have to deal with someone like her.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-09-26
Those women are getting clowned on and they are too clever to know it.
1 mr-strange 2017-09-26
The real WTF is all the idiots in this thread who believe this made-up story. It's the Daily Mail for fuck's sake. Stop eating up their bullshit.
1 TheFallenHero 2017-09-26
It's obviously not made up
1 mr-strange 2017-09-26
"Obviously."
1 WalrusKarate 2017-09-26
Eh, you can find 3 crazy nutters that all believe basically any absurd idea. It's probably not Fake News(tm) but these unfuckable fucks are clearly a tiny minority of people.
1 mr-strange 2017-09-26
FTFY
1 MasterLawlz 2017-09-26
In this moment, I am single. Not because of some pathetic man's rejection, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence.
Eh? Eh?
1 Namenamenamenamena 2017-09-26
Eh
1 still_futile 2017-09-26
Eh
1 Fr33_Lax 2017-09-26
Since your so smart, how long and at what temp should I cook these 1/4 beef patties in the oven?
1 DannyLee90 2017-09-26
Trick question; you eat them raw while screaming about the advantages of paleo diets.
1 Fr33_Lax 2017-09-26
I can't get that drunk tonight, I have to work tomorrow.
1 DannyLee90 2017-09-26
All great men are functional alcoholics. It's never too late to start.
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2017-09-26
If ground beef is cooked to 145 degrees Fahrenheit for 15 seconds it is guaranteed safe to eat. If you do a roast, you can get away with temps as low as 133 if you continuously cook it
1 metric_units 2017-09-26
145°F ≈ 63°C
metric units bot | feedback | source | block | v0.10.0
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-09-26
Go die in a fire bot
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-09-26
You already failed.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-09-26
ye
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-09-26
Smart enough to understand anything.
Except basic human relationship.
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-09-26
Zoz
1 I_Am_Not_Pope 2017-09-26
These enlightened women of culture just need to learn this:
2D husbandos > 3D fuckbois
1 UmmahSultan 2017-09-26
Natasha Hooper, a 22-year old who does not have a college degree, and is not at all opposed to dating older white-collar men, said: 'Men just can't deal with educated women'
1 Successful-Troll 2017-09-26
Let me translate that for you.....men don't want to put up with your bullshit
1 ricardogce 2017-09-26
That's a long-ass way of saying "NEET slut wants sugardaddy"
1 HINDBRAIN 2017-09-26
They all have giant foreheads, checks out.
1 Ennui2778 2017-09-26
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-26
They just need to join the social anthropology department at my school, they'll get dick in no time.
1 VirginGod 2017-09-26
So wrong
1 bostonbob1987 2017-09-26
Translation: "I'm not hot enough to date rich guys, and too stuck up to date poor dudes."
1 Successful-Troll 2017-09-26
You win today's TL;DR award. Congrats!
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-09-26
The second and third girl, maybe. But there's no way girl# 1 (going by pictures, because fuck reading that bullshit) has any problem finding a guy. That girl is some Grade ! shit, even if she is a fucking feminist, and there's no way she is hurting for takers.
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-26
Yeah, I'm sure they're really into your intelligence and drive to succeed.
1 Nate-Dawg-Not-A-Rapr 2017-09-26
If everywhere you go you say it smells like shit....check your own shoe
1 going_for_a_wank 2017-09-26
British women are insufferable. More at 11.
1 TheRealTrueDarkLord 2017-09-26
TL;DR - It's not my fault, it's their fault!