A cop turns out to be a pedophile and r/anarchism can't pick a side

92  2017-09-26 by SenatorCoryGardner

129 comments

It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...

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Dudes taking the 7 year rule a little to literally

It's half plus seven, a cop should know that.

So 7 and a half?

Take a seat

Stuff like this makes it all the more hotter whenever I have a normal conversation with a sixteen year-old.

Obviously the /r/anarchism supports the LGBTQAP2P community.

Love me some p2p

16 year old

Man is a pedophile plain and simple

lmao

This is why it's important to make the distinction that pedos are only into pre-pubescent kids otherwise you get retards like this

I've said this before and I'll say it again: pedophilia is an attraction to prepubescent children.

Some of the cases she talks about here are not incidents of pedophilia but rather hebephilia or ephebophilia (an attraction to children on the cusp of/in the midst of puberty and attraction to children just out of puberty). In some cases, it's even teleiophilia (attraction to sexually mature children - ie: 16/17 year olds).

It actually makes biological sense to be an ephebophile or a teleiophile. You would want to have the youngest sexually mature mate possible in order to ensure the success of your genes. There is no biological justification for pedophilia.

The point I'm trying to make is that there's a huge difference between having sex with a 4 year old and a 17 year old. Should we really be lumping these two groups of people together? Neither one of them is right by any societal standards, but I'd argue that one of them at least has a biological and evolutionary basis.

> wanting to fuck people who aren't fully physically and emotionally developed and explaining the difference as if anyone cares

Not wanting to bang a totally fine and fully developed 17 year old

How old were you when you found out you were gay?

not quite sure why you want to have sexual relations with someone who could readily and easily describe the backstreet boys as "hunky" but ok continue to have bad taste

Probably due to tiddies.

not quite sure why you want to have sexual relations with someone who could readily and easily describe the backstreet boys as "hunky"

The last person to call the Backstreet Boys "hunky" is well and truly on the saggy side of menopause by now, Gramps. I think you're in the clear.

"whats a backstreet boy"

t. every living 17-year-old

every living 27-year-old

FTFY

get outta here

Always, got it

someone who could readily and easily describe the backstreet boys as "hunky"

40 year old women?

Like any of you are "emotionally developed"

im not saying any of us are but im just saying children are, generally, less developed than the average redditor

hahaha

Children are generally, the average redditor

/> falling for this pasta

oh what am I meant to know every pasta on the planet??? im not Italian. check your privilege

You are supposed to not fall for anything longer than a line.

sorry im retarded

It's all right, there was no need for confirmation.

I know people in their 30s who are not emotionally developed.

The society's attitude to ephebophiles is a result of necromatriarchy.

The biological truth is that every time a female ovulates, she's that step closer to being reproductively dead. Unlike men, females have a finite supply of ovulae, and they are literally dying a bit every time they ovulate.

But of course the age of consent laws were lobbied for by reproductively dead women (hence, necromatriarchy), and their sole point is to brainwash men into necrophilia, and to stigmatize and outlaw the natural male sexuality that is attracted to living females.

Mark my words, it wouldn't be long until the gradual rising of the age of consent ends up around 40-50 years so those reproductively dead females like Shillary and those who vote for her have their chance at a necrophiliac dicking from the brainwashed betas.

Should I Google this? Is this obvious pasta?

Looks like OC to me

Yes

There is no biological justification for pedophilia. As a species we are hypersexual and do not always engage in intercourse for the purpose of reproduction. If you are against pedophilia on the grounds that children are not physically ready for pregnancy, then you would have to take this to its logical conclusion and be against any form of recreational sexual activity.

It actually makes biological sense to be an ephebophile or a teleiophile. You would want to have the youngest sexually mature mate possible in order to ensure the success of your genes.

Eh, no.

20+ year old women are markedly better at actually getting the kid out without dying. They're also more mature and fully developed mentally, and so make much better mothers. So basically better in every way when it comes to reproductive success.

Neither one of them is right by any societal standards

the fuck are you talking about? it's legal to bang 17 year old in 39 states. hell it's legal to bang 16 year olds in 31 states

There is no biological justification for pedophilia.

Do you mean evolutionary? Pedophilia is almost certainly biologically determined and that sentence doesn't really make sense because justification isn't part of biology to begin with. That said, it could even have served a role in an evolutionary sense that we haven't discovered (and likely can't due to its position in modern society).

It's copypasta, fam

I'm surprised at how many people ate it tbh

I realised that the second after posting, oh well.

I blame everyone including me

21st century anarchists have surprisingly conservative social values, compared to their predecessors.

Anti-pedophilia is progressive

Six years ago, Sweden tightened its child sex laws, criminalising sex involving anyone under the age of 15.

lol

It should be 18.

Progressive Swedes.

18 what?

squirels

People in every sex act.

Dollars per blowy joey

Why not 33?

Bit Islamophobic of them.

You might want to confirm that with Hakim Bey.

Sex is very patriarchal and fascist, fam

All sex is rape. All whites are inherently racist.

I, for one, look forward to being ruled by our future brown, gender-ambiguous, non-cis, sex-positive, overlords.

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Yakurns.


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I was thinking the same thing. Emma Goldman had like 5 guys on the line.

well, if you don't think he's a pedo, then you're probably a pedo yourself and are trying to justify your disgusting behavior.

I don't think dating a 16 year old makes you a pedophile.

That said, I do think it makes you retarded if you are an adult. Teenage girls are some of the most overdramatic, self-centered, vile creatures to ever exist on this planet. I barely liked them when I was in highschool. Why the fuck would I want to date one now? I'll stick to proper women my own age, tyvm.

girls are icky tbh

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as pedophilia, is in fact, hebephilia, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, ephebophilia. Pedophilia is not merely the attraction to anyone under 18, but rather a totally separate disorder (not a legal term) listed as a sexual-psychological disorder categorized under paraphilias, a group of sexual-psychological disorders in the DSM-IV and considered a disorder under the standards of the American Psychological Association.

Many people could be considered ephebophiles despite the fact that they themselves may not know the term, much less what it means. Through a peculiar turn of events, ephebophilia and hebephilia became grouped under the very general and inconclusive cultural term "pedophilia," and the majority of people using the term are unaware that they are referring to non-paraphilic sexual preferences that are unmentioned in the DSM-IV and occur relatively harmlessly in a great deal of the population. There really is a pedophilia, and these people may be referring to it, but nevertheless it is a small part of what is labeled under "pedophilia."

Pedophilia is labeled as a paraphilia because it is by nature unhealthy. Paraphilias are all unhealthy and destructive to relationships, but are restricted to the definitions set forth in the DSM. Pedophilia is simply grouped with the non pathologized conditions of hebephilia and hebephilia because they share a few similar traits. In reality, pedophilia separate from both and should be treated as such, and many people described as pedophiles would be better described as hebephiles or ephebophiles.

hebephilia

Doesn't seem like it'd be too popular here

I too have a shameful attraction to Jews, I doubt I'm the only one

Reddit:

17 years, 364 days, 23 hours: PEDOFILE DISCUSTING

18 years, 0 days, 0 hours: show bobs and vegan

You couldn't pay me to be in the same room with a 16 year old regardless of how attractive they are. I'd bash my brains out. And before drama start putting together a fund to sense 16 year olds to me as a biological weapon remember I know where all of you live and am unafraid to send a virus to wipe the bussy off your hard drives if you try.

I'd bash my brains out.

Um - what do you mean by that?

Like what you'd do to dash but myself

you mean daesh?

Fash

oh

Don't worry the older kids will eventually have better shit to worry about than you.

What a fucking repressed pedophile

Go rub one out to Barely Legal and stop virtue signalling

GUYS LISTEN TO HOW MUCH I DONT WANT TO BONE TEENAGERS

anarcho-primitivist

I didn't realize Unabomber cabins in the woods got internet.

Isn't /r/anarchism just /r/feminism now?

Wow I really can't rely on r/@ to be right about literally anything

Did they seriously just call a 23 year old an "older man"?

Well to the 14 year olds that make up the bulk of /r/anarchisms subscribers, he is an older man.

Nobody likes you when you're 23.

nobody likes when you're r/anarchism

And you're still fucking kids in freshman year

What's my age again?

OP is butt blasted because the cop stole his would be girlfriend. u/zlatanta if you wanted to get your dick wet you should have put down the trans poc zines and picked up a dumbbell.

Roast town population: me?

Just took a shot in the dark, but if the shoe fits.

Did you just assume my show size?

First of all how dare you, I just wanted to know if they did fit. However I did assume you were a legged person to my eternal shame.

We're both going to the gulag now tovarish.

Please be more of a lolcow here and write a nine paragraph diatribe defending yourself from the most vile cesspool on the internet.

Typically if we ping anyone, we're expecting anger, not sub- and self-awareness.

Life is better if you roll with the punches and have fun.

Get out

/u/zlatanta

No one is saying or doing anything about it either.

Probably because it doesn't actually violate any laws.

Yo fucking people under the age of 18 is illegal out here. No way around that no matter what you think about it.

"out here" where?

Tennessee. You done know I know the age of consent law.

Don't you find it deeply problematic to continue living in a state that voted for le drumpf?

I'm an accelorationist now and I crymyself to sleep every night. /s

But in truth Trump is no worse than Obama or any of the presidents before him, he's just more open about being horrible and I respect that on a weird level. Also for the most part the people here are good people and I seperate my politics and my personal life.

... And /r/anarchism hasn't banned you yet?

To be honest I fucking hate /r/@ and anarchists in general. They're so stuck up and this is coming from a Trotskyist. No udea why I posted that thread there in the first place, should have known it would cause a flame war, but hey at least this sub is having fun :)

Hmmm. Maybe you're the magical unicorn communist who can explain how you will allocate goods and services pppwithout currency and markets?

Market Socialism. #GoogleTito

Oh, well, you've totally answered my question by putting those two words next to each other.

You're welcome, anytime.

I will resume my quest for a coherent explanation of socialist production and distribution.

Spoken like a true anarchist. /s

Not an anarchis actually. I'm a Trotskyist.

So are you surprised that people in an anarchist hangout would point out how backward America's age of consent laws are? You can't even drink before 21 in the US. This is another planet from most of the civilized world in so many respects: death penalty, labour laws, gay rights, creationism in the classroom, etc. Age of consent follows the exact same trend.

How do you know they fucking? Maybe they waiting till she is 18?

23

16

PEDO

LOL America is so fucking dumb I cannot believe it

this but unironically

All sex outside marriage or for purposes other than procreation should be banned tbh.

You forgot to mention the mandatory sheet with a hole between the man and the femoid.

Artificial insimination or gtfo.

Artificial insimination or gtfo.

No goddamn monkey man babies on my watch

what do these dumbshits think will happen when there are no more police and guns are illegal (are these leftists who hate or like guns idk?)

Police are oppressors working for the rich capitalist class and politicians - pfft the regular people don't need that militarized police state.

They'll instead self-organize into non-hierarchical peace where behavior and morals will be enforced with rewards or ostracization, or occasionally lynch mobs - what could go wrong.

Oh and if some opportunists decide to accumulate goods and grab power, well they'll just be defeated again just like the current government, what could be easier.

there are pictures of a different pig with a "What about all the good things Hitler did?" shirt

/u/zlatanta post them

I think this is one of the fundamental issues with most leftists. Its an ideology that makes you act like you are supposed to think you know the answer and need to act on it immediately. Yet it doesn't actually make even all leftists come to the same conclusion. It breeds a lot of arrogance, and just makes these people intolerable to talk to, since they have to rationalize it being an ideology of immediate action with the realization that their archetypal ideals are something there is no way in hell they would actually try to act on, and so they aren't really what they claim or much different than the people they claim to hate. They claim to be enlightened by knowing that sexism can be subtle, yet are totally unaware that it can exist in their own midsts, and that holding loosely leftist ideology doesn't change that.

I just got banned for "pedophilia apologism." What a joke. Apparently the mods are actually American social conservatives who don't realize that the age of consent in most places is younger than 18.

Have considered not apologizing for pedophilia?

Pretty sure I wasn't.

Gotta move past that denial so the healing can begin

Fuck off you ebophile

Anonymously post fliers all over town on telephone poles and such.

Direct action is like our thing. Do it up OP. make a strong public case for whats going down.

That sounds more like passive aggressive non-action to me.

That OP shouldn't be spreading rumors about 16 year olds when they're still a freshman.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Anarchism/comments/72gw04/so_a_23_year_old_cop_in_my_town_is_dating_a_16/dnjq6o1/

Oh shit i was joking about r/anarchism being high schoolers but I was right.