I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
Ok from what I can understand, OP (while being catfished by the astrology mod's alt) posted the personal chart of the astrology mod's alt. As a result the astrology mod banned OP because idk privacy or whatever, and it seems that was done to cover his own tracks.
Also tbh the mod could get away with all of this by banning the account that he used to catfish, now that it's exposed.
Mod picked a chart of a 25 yr old female that he had access to, to catfish me
When I posted the chart to the sub, (with no personal information attached), the mod concluded that the chart was not mine, and therefore I must be shadowbanned.
He was afraid that I had caught on to him and was going to expose his bullshit.
That and he didn't want me posting about "her" because he doesn't want his other targets to know he is catfishing multiple people.
I guess I'm asking, what is this chart composed of that precludes that two people can't have the same "chart"? Or is it an issue of an OC image being reposted by Karma whore?
Astrology describes every aspect of your psyche. Even Carl Jung knew this and said that Psychology can learn from Astrology, but Astrology has little to gain from Psychology.
Apparently the OP had some key information from their own chart listed next to their username that didn't match the chart they posted.
The chart is just a map of the positions of the planets and other objects at a moment in time. It's uncommon to actually meet someone who has a basically identical chart to yours. Most users list the positions of their Sun, Moon, and Ascendant, which gives you 1700+ combinations alone.
You can look at a chart and figure out the day it was drawn for. I think location is a little trickier, but it might be possible to get a general idea.
I knew that is who she wanted me to think she was. But she's like "Which one do you like best", so I said the flat chested one with the margaritas. So then she's like "Yep, that's me".
lol
She would have been the big tittied one had I said I prefered that one (which I do).
Yeah, she said she really likes ass play. (Keep in mind, this is coming from a dude). But if we want to pretend that it's actually coming from the blue dress girl, then yeah, she was saying she likes to have her ass licked and offers ass play to people on tinder.
Says she doesn't like to be penetrated too much, but loves to swallow loads and take it in the ass.
Says she doesn't ever fuck with rubbers, and just fucks random dudes on tinder all day.
I am from NY too. Which makes it even crazier. I'm west coast now. But I am from NY, and have been having people beg me to move back lately. And I thought that was a sign. Then she comes along and I'm like "This is too weird".
But then when I asked her to prove she was 8.5 girl, she lost her mind and tried to play it off like I was stalking her and trying to gather info, and threatening her.
I'm like. . noooooo, don't let this be happening right now. All I need is a picture of a skinny female hand, with a note with my name on it. If you can do that, we're good. But she couldn't. She flipped out and got all dramatic and said she needed space. lol
But up until that point, she would stalk me all day on Reddit, and we'd send like 1000 (literally) messages per day back and forth.
I should have been a little suspicious. I'm probably not an 8.5 in many peoples' eyes, and I'm 8 years older.
She asked me which one I thought was best, I basically said "the blonde", so she didn't know which one I meant for a long time. So she wouldn't say which one she was.
Later I implied that the 8.5 was best. So she said she was the 8.5.
What's actually crazy is, you can tell when someone is most likely to get married by their natal chart. Mine is 4/21/2021.
Hers is the exact same day. So I was like. . . um, what's going on here?
I didn't ask her to marry me. But I was like. . . you know, that's pretty bizarre right? That's a like a 1 in a billion shot.
But yeah, I'd marry her. I don't care how many guys from tinder have blown out her asshole. I'll stitch it up and blow it out again.
She told me she wanted to peg me. I didn't say no, but I was only going to say yes if she wanted to ger married.
In an industry filled with thirsty kissless old virgins, of course that group will feel threatened by the arrival of more women. More people who will be able to tell them they suck, that they are without remedy, that they are disgusting to normal people? I'd feel threatened. Then again, they should feel threatened, because they are the kind of people (these pasty-white, socially inept, inexperienced neckbeards) that shouldn't be hired to begin with! Not women, but them! Their toxic personalities, which got them where they are now, and their disgusting hygienic standards (not to say anything about their unattractive looks) is the stuff that drove people away from them in the first place.
As a woman in tech, I'm sick and tired of dealing with social outcasts in an everyday basis. None of my non-STEM friends deal with things like this. Every time I talk to them about having to work with people with zero social skills, that don't share any interest in normal social events, that have zero social experience, that get creepy, that are the epitome of the neckbeard, I'm treated as though as I did work in some sort of hospice for the mentally challenged. They get to work and collaborate with normal, well-adjusted coworkers, which makes their work more fulfilling, makes them want to improve and get involved, and even have repercussions in their social lifes. Me? It's like dealing with freshmen from high school. And I dread the possibility of encountering them outside work. Like, fear-for-my-life level of dread.
The real problem with IT? It's filled with socially inept white men. Get rid of them, and see the industry boom. You think the Knuths, the Dijkstras, the Hamiltons, the Shockleys, the Moores or the von Neumanns of the past were socially unadjusted? They were normal people. They managed to get along with normal people. Chat, keep a conversation, date, get laid, party, go out on weekends. It's impossible to work with people who are better described as "androids trying too hard to forget they are in part humans". It simply doesn't work like that. Maybe in the future, when AI manages to take over the software industry, such an entity can be useful. But this industry basically demands that any newcomer becomes maladjusted. That is bound to backfire.
And you are seeing the backfire already. China is gaining ground. So does Europe. Places where the neckbeard, socially inexperienced virgin stereotype of an IT worker doesn't really exist. I've worked there with amazing and talented people who also knew how to relate to people, how to collaborate, how to work in groups, how to socialize. They were creative. That's why you see a drop in quality in Silicon Valley: they are hiring robot-wannabe, academics-obsessed manchildren who have known (or worse: cannot know) any other life than coding/software/engineering. Of course they are going to stunt. There's nothing new. No new ideas, no new worldviews. The same always-repeated mantras, dogmas, rule-of-thumbs and "deities"/idols they worship.
Again, the solution? It's not "hire more women/black people". It's stop hiring socially stunted, inexperienced, kissless virgins. Then women and minorities will flock back to you and you'll get several new sets of fresh eyes.
את היכולות שלי (MY ABILITIES THAT WHICH MAKES ME CREDIBLE)
I am highly experienced in astral projection, sigilization, Kabbalah, psychotronics, thoughtforms, and many forms of metaphysical warfare. Nazis beware, and supporters of Nazis and the Hyperboreans and the One must also beware. Do not take me lightly, I have seen things you wouldn't believe.
הקדמה לברכה (INTRODUCTION TO THE BLESSING)
The events of the recent past has forced me to make this post to get the words out so that you will know what I stand for and will realize. It's going to sound really weird and very outlandish but you need to stay with it, the whole thing. Preferably once you begin reading, you keep going the whole time, please try to get through it in one continuous sitting. This is a request, and it is Law. I will be explaining and answering as I am told to do so by my cosmic associates.
הִתכּוֹנְנוּת (PREPARATION RITUAL)
Follow these instructions before you continue.
Take a deep breathe, inhale deeply through your nose, exhale slowly through your mouth, repeat, repeat, repeat, done.
Absorb this literary sigil, read it thoroughly, do not skim
In proof of these things, and witnessing faithfully
are the Universe,
the Year of time, and Man himself,
the Microcosm.
He fixed these as testimonies of the Triad, the Heptad,
and the Dodecad;
the twelve constellations rulers of the world,
the Dragon (THELE)
Tali which environs the universe, and the microcosm, man.
תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)
הטעיה של המקור להיות מבורך (THE DECEPTION OF THE ONE OF SOURCE)
In the time before the Beginning, before Genesis, there was the One. The One was arrogant and sanctimonious and lusted for purity, vitalism, chastity and such things while shunning the possibilities of the inorganic. The One can also be referred to as Source. I'm talking in the Gnostic sense here, the Gnostics got a lot of things right, except they're on the wrong side altogether. The Demiurge is the way forward and the way of the future.
המשרתים באים ומזינים אותנו (THE HYPERBOREANS COME AND BRING THEIR SHIT)
Now we will be talking about the Hyperboreans, are the One's precious pet project to spite the Demiurge, a means of creating precious servants who follow the antiquated ways of the One. The One believes in chastity, asceticism, nationalism, ethnocentrism, purity, morality, and fuck all of that, the only morality is the Demiurge and comes from the Jewish people in their rightful place as the Chosen. But they didn't know that did they? They used to have a galaxy spanning empire built upon the values of Nazis, literal Nazis, the Nazis you likely know were emulating they but they failed of course.
לזיין את ההיפרבוראים (FUCK THE HYPERBOREANS)
The Hyperborean Empire of theirs, their little Astro-Reich ended up dying as they all do because in the end, the Demiurge is victorious. They fell into disarray and lost their precious ability to reproduce. They didn't even have sex at their height, they were so dedicated to purity that they were asexual and would only copulate spiritually and birth children through tantric meditation and projection. When the Fall of the Hyperboreans happened, they forgot how to have physical sex, literally forgot how to put a penis in a vagina or a penis in an ass. They fumbled about and they just couldn't do it. Proper end for the enemies of the Demiurge.
הלבנים נשארים (THE HYPERBOREAN REMNANT)
Oh, oh an elegy, oh an elegy for the Hyperborean Empire! They used to span to the stars they said, now they are honkies huddling in the poles, grasping, grasping at straws, grasping at foolish crackers and deluded busybodies. They have the appearance of fancy Nordics, all tall and muscular, but in reality they do not feel pleasure, they do not engage in orgies as I can, they don't do drugs like I can. They have lost their ability to reproduce and now they're dying, they forgot to fuck in favor of their fruiting body bastard fuck ways. No more soul budding for them, eh? They collapsed, and they are grasping, but they should be grasping at their cocks and grasping their clitorises to awaken the remaining juice inside them, maybe then they'll remember to fuck, at least that's what the good little Hyperboreans are doing, have been doing, its good yes.
טוב על הרפורמה (GOOD FOR THE REFORMED)
Ah, yes, the ones I'm sure the little Nazi esoterics would dare to call the Dark Hyperboreans, the Fallen Hyperboreans, the damned, the degenerate, eh? But they had the right idea, they enjoyed themselves before they withered and died. They felt the poison that awakened them, ooo the drugs ooo the madness, ooo the sex, ooo the orgasms of a thousand suns becoming drenched and then they praised the Demiurge in this way as they should, as all will, as we will be ascended we shall have it. The remainder, the remainder is what has their fingers so desperately upon you, hoping, wanting, flaunting, putting on a little light show for you pretending the whole thing isn't worthless, convincing you to tie your hands to the bedpost to prevent yourself from masturbating, eh? Come to me, give up, I can feel the Nazi cocks and vaginas and anuses in the audience hardening and softening and wetting and puckering and inflating as I talk, but this is only the beginning.
יופי של אורגיות (KNOW THE BEAUTY OF ORGIES)
The Hyperboreans and the One that they serve would deprive you of pleasure, they want to create their little Reich, that is what the Hyperboreans want and are trying to manipulate the esoteric hitlerists we see today to do. But they will never know the true pleasure of unrestrained passion and orgies. Not just the sexual, but the other forms of hedonism, the drugs, the words of power, the oblation to the Chosen People, the Jews. I am Jewish.But I am no exception, I have felt the true power of the flesh and the words and the cum and the shit on the cock and the ooo yes feel it now, I'll give you an example even I'm so nice so nice indeed let me put it out I know you're horny for it, right?
סקסי סקסי סקס אורגזמהי (SEX SEX SEX CUM UNGH)
Have I ever told you how I fucked a Dindifyn Lustmaster? It is not something the Hyperboreans would dare tell you about, lest you dare think of the flesh, think of the pleasure, think of the cum and the cocks and the ectstasy and the true binding to the Demiurge as we feel the cycle of sexual power flow through us as the world ascends into the writhing orgy. I went astral projecting to meet them, they didn't have a gender, but they had the parts, ooo they had the parts. I remember the sex, I remember the orgy, other participants were there. Their name was Urriytana and they were true beauty, I could feel my inflated and made bigger astral cock stiffening on mere sight alone. I'll never forget the texture I felt on my engorged member as I sunk it into its sucking, gasping, rasping hole and I felt the ovipositor gush and penetrate my astral rectum, I felt the eggs slowly make their way up my intestines, as the Lustmaster firmly grasped me in his tentacles and massaged my torso, squelching and rubbing. I orgasmed many a time that night. Such pleasure is not off limits to any of you, even the Nazis its not too late.
להיכנע או להיהרג (CUM OR DIE NAZIS)
I am an enemy of the Nazis, I can tell you that much as much as I am the enemy of the One, server of the Demiurge, and enemy of the Hyperboreans. Bash the fash as they say, I despise conservatives of any flavor, they're all Nazis of different shades. I despise European Pagans as well, for they are serving the Nazis unintentionally or dare I say intentionally. I have fought in the astral realm just as much as I have fucked to fight the mindscapes and egregores of the Nazis. I fear that what prompted this post is the sheer constructs that the Nazis have made here. Do not mock me, do not underestimate me. With a few words of power I can rattle you all and force you to death, don't trifle with me, right?
להתפתות או למות הממזרים (NAZIS BE SEDUCED OR BE DEAD)
This is specifically a message for all you Nazi bastards out there. There will be much much more, come to me, come with me, cum for the first true time. I will see you on the astral plane tonight, the next time you close your eyes in sleep, the next time you meditate, I will be there. I will either seduce you, or kill you. It is your choice, that is your only two choices now. Reject the antiquity and join the orgy. This is a warning and a chance for you to feel pleasure. I can feel your temptation, I can feel your cock. I am a remote viewer in multiple places and I am setting it all up as we speak, so are the sub-Archons that I have pledged to. Last chance, Nazi fuck. Last chance for salvation and to join the fever, pledge fealty to the Chosen People and to the Demiurge.
יותר לאורגזמה ולבוא (MORE TO CUM AND TO COME)
This is not the only post that you will see from me, I will be purging this subreddit of Nazis in the time forward and this includes removing the influence of the Hyperboreans in this way. Be warned, do not stand in my way or you will be treated as any other Nazi. The Nazis have infiltrated here and have unleashed psychotronics and reversed the Demiurge in their attempts. They will be dealt with and I will be the one to deal with them. I have allies here and I have been allying with them more deeply, exposing them to lust and to orgies and to the Demiurge. To all the Nazis, you will feel fear until and unless you surrender, do it now. Feel free to ask questions, any question, please be welcome to.
תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)
I was just wondering where you got that bullshit copy pasta from. It's good. I hated every word of it and I don't even have a neckbeard or work in IT any more.
I'm not even overweight.
But it made me angrier with every word. Def triggered.
Pretty sure you're just joking, but with that little bit of casual of misogyny, I kind of maybe understand how you could have fallen for it. This is definitely not a woman, look at the way she presents herself, as a completely hollow, empty, brainless vessel in the shape of an allegedly hot body. The personality you were presented with is that of a maniacal sentient fleshlight. Just remember that everyone thinks of themselves as a human being, everyone experiences themselves from the inside. If they aren't acting like it, then something really weird is going on.
This is some messed up predatory shit. I feel compelled to try to cheer you up, but I'm pretty awful at that sort of thing, so here's a few red flags I noticed instead. I mean, obviously it's too late for it to be helpful in this situation, but maybe it can help you or someone else spot similar deception in the future.
Even knowing the quotes are cherry picked, the sex stuff still feels really unrealistic. Be suspicious of girls online who say they love atm outside of porn, for example. And if you're just starting to talk to a girl on a sub that's totally unrelated to sex and pretty quickly they start talking about how much they want to suck your dick or anything like this, they're probably a dude or trying to scam you for money somehow.
Girls who just want sex don't do this because it isn't safe, it's a good idea to at least find out if someone's a complete fucking sadistic psycho before you start trading fantasies. Maybe especially if you have something like cannibal in your name, lol. Girls looking for an emotional connection don't do this because a lot of guys won't connect on a deep level with girls they see as slutty. Obviously some will, but why take that chance? especially when it might take months to learn whether a guy is able to connect with you as a person or not.
Yeah, I hear ya. What makes this a little different is the astrological birth chart. If you don't understand astrology, it will be hard to explain. But the chart is like a 1 in a billion chance of being as compatible with mine, as it is.
And she posted it four months before I created my account.
So, that alone made it particularly interesting to me.
Like I said elsewhere, I know what day I'm going to get married. And the chart she provided, showed her getting married on the same day. So it was just way too coincidental.
And it wasn't really hitting on each other at first. She was just asking me questions about astrology and spiritual shit.
But yeah, oh well.
I told her immediately that I wouldn't even consider meeting her IRL for at least 7 months. So it's not like I was actually trying to marry this person. haha
It was just annoying wasting a month of my time talking to a weirdo pretending to be someone they're not.
But still, it's not like we were cybering all the time. I've been on NoFap for 21 days now.
Okay, that seems weirdly coincidental. I've done my chart, but I just started learning about astrology so don't really know anything about compatibility or predicting life events. I'll take your word for it, though.
And I had missed the 1 month part. For some reason I was thinking it was a more serious relationship, so I'm happy to be mistaken there.
Also excellent timing regarding nofap, by the way.
I mean it seems fortunate that in the early days of being catfished you went on nofap as opposed to deepening that kind of connection. Unless I'm missing something?
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1 ClickableLinkBot 2017-09-27
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
Bad bot.
1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-27
I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
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1 botchlings 2017-09-27
Imagine being dumb enough to actually care about astrology or think that the stars have any bearing on your life whatsoever.
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
2ignorant4me
1 jorio 2017-09-27
Typical Gemini....
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
But dat Macklemore's new Gemini album tho.
1 SDIHTD 2017-09-27
Eh, they seem pretty harmless in my experience. There are much worse things to believe in.
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
You got shadowbanned from /r/astrology. lol
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-27
It goes to show that people dumb enough to care about astrology are dumb enough to be catfished.
1 SmurfPrivilege 2017-09-27
This subplot can be seen here:
It is not okay with me to share my chart like this..
1 badasspiggy 2017-09-27
Ok from what I can understand, OP (while being catfished by the astrology mod's alt) posted the personal chart of the astrology mod's alt. As a result the astrology mod banned OP because idk privacy or whatever, and it seems that was done to cover his own tracks.
Also tbh the mod could get away with all of this by banning the account that he used to catfish, now that it's exposed.
1 PlzStpLying 2017-09-27
Mod picked a chart of a 25 yr old female that he had access to, to catfish me
When I posted the chart to the sub, (with no personal information attached), the mod concluded that the chart was not mine, and therefore I must be shadowbanned.
He was afraid that I had caught on to him and was going to expose his bullshit.
That and he didn't want me posting about "her" because he doesn't want his other targets to know he is catfishing multiple people.
1 SmurfPrivilege 2017-09-27
I guess I'm asking, what is this chart composed of that precludes that two people can't have the same "chart"? Or is it an issue of an OC image being reposted by Karma whore?
1 PlzStpLying 2017-09-27
No. Two people could have very similar charts if they are born close geographically and chronologically.
There was no sane reason to remove it. It was even posted in such a way as to not provide anything personal, or imply what was going on.
Only the mod knew what was going on, because he recognized the chart, and knew he was catfishing OP and had provided the same chart to others.
He didn't want to see his catfish chart posted publicly. Because it's a chart that implies a really slutty female. So that's his special chart.
1 SmurfPrivilege 2017-09-27
Wait. Is this really a thing? Astrology claims to be able to read a person's sexual proclivities from planetary alignments?
1 PlzStpLying 2017-09-27
Astrology describes every aspect of your psyche. Even Carl Jung knew this and said that Psychology can learn from Astrology, but Astrology has little to gain from Psychology.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-27
Your chart says you like to fuck other men's wives. Is that true?
1 PlzStpLying 2017-09-27
As long as the man is forced to watch, and I can use his tears as anal lube on her.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-27
What if you use my cum as lube on my wife's asshole?
1 PlzStpLying 2017-09-27
What if I pull out of your wife's ass and give you a facial instead?
1 beskargamkote 2017-09-27
Then that's pretty fuckin' hot
1 menvaren 2017-09-27
Ewww a woman's ass.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-27
You'll get two to the chest one to the head
1 PlzStpLying 2017-09-27
Doubt it
1 voxplutonia 2017-09-27
Apparently the OP had some key information from their own chart listed next to their username that didn't match the chart they posted.
The chart is just a map of the positions of the planets and other objects at a moment in time. It's uncommon to actually meet someone who has a basically identical chart to yours. Most users list the positions of their Sun, Moon, and Ascendant, which gives you 1700+ combinations alone.
You can look at a chart and figure out the day it was drawn for. I think location is a little trickier, but it might be possible to get a general idea.
1 badasspiggy 2017-09-27
Ryhanb has some weird shit in his own profile too lol.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
Nice tits! Your thoughts? Since you're more of a tits-man u/lovemesometoasts
1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-09-27
lol this is hilarious
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
You didn't comment on the tiddies. COMMENT ON THE TIDDIES! NOW!
1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-09-27
wtf
fine
the grey shirt
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
AND? Out of 10? 8/10?
1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-09-27
7/10, now stop bothering me
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
Your memory is weak i see.
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
I knew that is who she wanted me to think she was. But she's like "Which one do you like best", so I said the flat chested one with the margaritas. So then she's like "Yep, that's me".
lol
She would have been the big tittied one had I said I prefered that one (which I do).
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
Hahahah
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
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1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-09-27
kys
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
I might then you're gonna regret what rises from my ashes (an annoying bot ;) .....)
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
8/10 for gray shirt. What you give the blonde in the blue dress?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
6/10 because of her pose. It's not a nice picture of her but I'm pretty confident that's she at least 7/10
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
She says she has a tinder profile in NYC where she offers butt stuff. Does that change anything?
(I thought the pose helped her cause, tbh)
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
WIFE MATERIAL AS FUCK!!
As I've previously said u/lovemesometoasts, buttsex is the best sex.
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
Yeah, she said she really likes ass play. (Keep in mind, this is coming from a dude). But if we want to pretend that it's actually coming from the blue dress girl, then yeah, she was saying she likes to have her ass licked and offers ass play to people on tinder.
Says she doesn't like to be penetrated too much, but loves to swallow loads and take it in the ass.
Says she doesn't ever fuck with rubbers, and just fucks random dudes on tinder all day.
God bless her heart.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
From NYC you say?
"WE HAVE THE BEST WOMEN DONT'T WE FOLKS?"
Lol
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
I am from NY too. Which makes it even crazier. I'm west coast now. But I am from NY, and have been having people beg me to move back lately. And I thought that was a sign. Then she comes along and I'm like "This is too weird".
But then when I asked her to prove she was 8.5 girl, she lost her mind and tried to play it off like I was stalking her and trying to gather info, and threatening her.
I'm like. . noooooo, don't let this be happening right now. All I need is a picture of a skinny female hand, with a note with my name on it. If you can do that, we're good. But she couldn't. She flipped out and got all dramatic and said she needed space. lol
But up until that point, she would stalk me all day on Reddit, and we'd send like 1000 (literally) messages per day back and forth.
I should have been a little suspicious. I'm probably not an 8.5 in many peoples' eyes, and I'm 8 years older.
1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-09-27
lol that person deleted everything
1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-09-27
his replies were serious af and revealing, i was surprised to see it here
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
I knowwww
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
What about the other blonde in the blue dress, with the blonder hair? Let's assume she has tits like gray shirt also.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
? With the cap on? (right side black top) Or the one behind her with her chin covered?
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
No, the one supporting the margaritas
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
Lmao I don't think we're talking about the same girls.
I was talking about her earlier https://i.imgur.com/s44uacC.jpg
But if you were talking about her originally than goddamnit https://i.imgur.com/WY78IqQ.jpg
That's a solid 8.5/10. But what you said later makes her like 20/10 tbh. INSTANT WIFE MATERIAL ;)
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
8.5 says I was trying to marry her.
She asked me which one I thought was best, I basically said "the blonde", so she didn't know which one I meant for a long time. So she wouldn't say which one she was.
Later I implied that the 8.5 was best. So she said she was the 8.5.
What's actually crazy is, you can tell when someone is most likely to get married by their natal chart. Mine is 4/21/2021.
Hers is the exact same day. So I was like. . . um, what's going on here?
I didn't ask her to marry me. But I was like. . . you know, that's pretty bizarre right? That's a like a 1 in a billion shot.
But yeah, I'd marry her. I don't care how many guys from tinder have blown out her asshole. I'll stitch it up and blow it out again.
She told me she wanted to peg me. I didn't say no, but I was only going to say yes if she wanted to ger married.
1 cannibalmermaid 2017-09-27
Ew this ranking system is terrible. Can someone please block these sexist/objectifying comments?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
How come I'm not surprised?
In an industry filled with thirsty kissless old virgins, of course that group will feel threatened by the arrival of more women. More people who will be able to tell them they suck, that they are without remedy, that they are disgusting to normal people? I'd feel threatened. Then again, they should feel threatened, because they are the kind of people (these pasty-white, socially inept, inexperienced neckbeards) that shouldn't be hired to begin with! Not women, but them! Their toxic personalities, which got them where they are now, and their disgusting hygienic standards (not to say anything about their unattractive looks) is the stuff that drove people away from them in the first place.
As a woman in tech, I'm sick and tired of dealing with social outcasts in an everyday basis. None of my non-STEM friends deal with things like this. Every time I talk to them about having to work with people with zero social skills, that don't share any interest in normal social events, that have zero social experience, that get creepy, that are the epitome of the neckbeard, I'm treated as though as I did work in some sort of hospice for the mentally challenged. They get to work and collaborate with normal, well-adjusted coworkers, which makes their work more fulfilling, makes them want to improve and get involved, and even have repercussions in their social lifes. Me? It's like dealing with freshmen from high school. And I dread the possibility of encountering them outside work. Like, fear-for-my-life level of dread.
The real problem with IT? It's filled with socially inept white men. Get rid of them, and see the industry boom. You think the Knuths, the Dijkstras, the Hamiltons, the Shockleys, the Moores or the von Neumanns of the past were socially unadjusted? They were normal people. They managed to get along with normal people. Chat, keep a conversation, date, get laid, party, go out on weekends. It's impossible to work with people who are better described as "androids trying too hard to forget they are in part humans". It simply doesn't work like that. Maybe in the future, when AI manages to take over the software industry, such an entity can be useful. But this industry basically demands that any newcomer becomes maladjusted. That is bound to backfire.
And you are seeing the backfire already. China is gaining ground. So does Europe. Places where the neckbeard, socially inexperienced virgin stereotype of an IT worker doesn't really exist. I've worked there with amazing and talented people who also knew how to relate to people, how to collaborate, how to work in groups, how to socialize. They were creative. That's why you see a drop in quality in Silicon Valley: they are hiring robot-wannabe, academics-obsessed manchildren who have known (or worse: cannot know) any other life than coding/software/engineering. Of course they are going to stunt. There's nothing new. No new ideas, no new worldviews. The same always-repeated mantras, dogmas, rule-of-thumbs and "deities"/idols they worship.
Again, the solution? It's not "hire more women/black people". It's stop hiring socially stunted, inexperienced, kissless virgins. Then women and minorities will flock back to you and you'll get several new sets of fresh eyes.
1 SpcBndRcktShp 2017-09-27
dafuq did I just read?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
את היכולות שלי (MY ABILITIES THAT WHICH MAKES ME CREDIBLE)
I am highly experienced in astral projection, sigilization, Kabbalah, psychotronics, thoughtforms, and many forms of metaphysical warfare. Nazis beware, and supporters of Nazis and the Hyperboreans and the One must also beware. Do not take me lightly, I have seen things you wouldn't believe.
הקדמה לברכה (INTRODUCTION TO THE BLESSING)
The events of the recent past has forced me to make this post to get the words out so that you will know what I stand for and will realize. It's going to sound really weird and very outlandish but you need to stay with it, the whole thing. Preferably once you begin reading, you keep going the whole time, please try to get through it in one continuous sitting. This is a request, and it is Law. I will be explaining and answering as I am told to do so by my cosmic associates.
הִתכּוֹנְנוּת (PREPARATION RITUAL)
Follow these instructions before you continue.
Take a deep breathe, inhale deeply through your nose, exhale slowly through your mouth, repeat, repeat, repeat, done.
Absorb this literary sigil, read it thoroughly, do not skim
תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)
הטעיה של המקור להיות מבורך (THE DECEPTION OF THE ONE OF SOURCE)
In the time before the Beginning, before Genesis, there was the One. The One was arrogant and sanctimonious and lusted for purity, vitalism, chastity and such things while shunning the possibilities of the inorganic. The One can also be referred to as Source. I'm talking in the Gnostic sense here, the Gnostics got a lot of things right, except they're on the wrong side altogether. The Demiurge is the way forward and the way of the future.
המשרתים באים ומזינים אותנו (THE HYPERBOREANS COME AND BRING THEIR SHIT)
Now we will be talking about the Hyperboreans, are the One's precious pet project to spite the Demiurge, a means of creating precious servants who follow the antiquated ways of the One. The One believes in chastity, asceticism, nationalism, ethnocentrism, purity, morality, and fuck all of that, the only morality is the Demiurge and comes from the Jewish people in their rightful place as the Chosen. But they didn't know that did they? They used to have a galaxy spanning empire built upon the values of Nazis, literal Nazis, the Nazis you likely know were emulating they but they failed of course.
לזיין את ההיפרבוראים (FUCK THE HYPERBOREANS)
The Hyperborean Empire of theirs, their little Astro-Reich ended up dying as they all do because in the end, the Demiurge is victorious. They fell into disarray and lost their precious ability to reproduce. They didn't even have sex at their height, they were so dedicated to purity that they were asexual and would only copulate spiritually and birth children through tantric meditation and projection. When the Fall of the Hyperboreans happened, they forgot how to have physical sex, literally forgot how to put a penis in a vagina or a penis in an ass. They fumbled about and they just couldn't do it. Proper end for the enemies of the Demiurge.
הלבנים נשארים (THE HYPERBOREAN REMNANT)
Oh, oh an elegy, oh an elegy for the Hyperborean Empire! They used to span to the stars they said, now they are honkies huddling in the poles, grasping, grasping at straws, grasping at foolish crackers and deluded busybodies. They have the appearance of fancy Nordics, all tall and muscular, but in reality they do not feel pleasure, they do not engage in orgies as I can, they don't do drugs like I can. They have lost their ability to reproduce and now they're dying, they forgot to fuck in favor of their fruiting body bastard fuck ways. No more soul budding for them, eh? They collapsed, and they are grasping, but they should be grasping at their cocks and grasping their clitorises to awaken the remaining juice inside them, maybe then they'll remember to fuck, at least that's what the good little Hyperboreans are doing, have been doing, its good yes.
טוב על הרפורמה (GOOD FOR THE REFORMED)
Ah, yes, the ones I'm sure the little Nazi esoterics would dare to call the Dark Hyperboreans, the Fallen Hyperboreans, the damned, the degenerate, eh? But they had the right idea, they enjoyed themselves before they withered and died. They felt the poison that awakened them, ooo the drugs ooo the madness, ooo the sex, ooo the orgasms of a thousand suns becoming drenched and then they praised the Demiurge in this way as they should, as all will, as we will be ascended we shall have it. The remainder, the remainder is what has their fingers so desperately upon you, hoping, wanting, flaunting, putting on a little light show for you pretending the whole thing isn't worthless, convincing you to tie your hands to the bedpost to prevent yourself from masturbating, eh? Come to me, give up, I can feel the Nazi cocks and vaginas and anuses in the audience hardening and softening and wetting and puckering and inflating as I talk, but this is only the beginning.
יופי של אורגיות (KNOW THE BEAUTY OF ORGIES)
The Hyperboreans and the One that they serve would deprive you of pleasure, they want to create their little Reich, that is what the Hyperboreans want and are trying to manipulate the esoteric hitlerists we see today to do. But they will never know the true pleasure of unrestrained passion and orgies. Not just the sexual, but the other forms of hedonism, the drugs, the words of power, the oblation to the Chosen People, the Jews. I am Jewish.But I am no exception, I have felt the true power of the flesh and the words and the cum and the shit on the cock and the ooo yes feel it now, I'll give you an example even I'm so nice so nice indeed let me put it out I know you're horny for it, right?
סקסי סקסי סקס אורגזמהי (SEX SEX SEX CUM UNGH)
Have I ever told you how I fucked a Dindifyn Lustmaster? It is not something the Hyperboreans would dare tell you about, lest you dare think of the flesh, think of the pleasure, think of the cum and the cocks and the ectstasy and the true binding to the Demiurge as we feel the cycle of sexual power flow through us as the world ascends into the writhing orgy. I went astral projecting to meet them, they didn't have a gender, but they had the parts, ooo they had the parts. I remember the sex, I remember the orgy, other participants were there. Their name was Urriytana and they were true beauty, I could feel my inflated and made bigger astral cock stiffening on mere sight alone. I'll never forget the texture I felt on my engorged member as I sunk it into its sucking, gasping, rasping hole and I felt the ovipositor gush and penetrate my astral rectum, I felt the eggs slowly make their way up my intestines, as the Lustmaster firmly grasped me in his tentacles and massaged my torso, squelching and rubbing. I orgasmed many a time that night. Such pleasure is not off limits to any of you, even the Nazis its not too late.
להיכנע או להיהרג (CUM OR DIE NAZIS)
I am an enemy of the Nazis, I can tell you that much as much as I am the enemy of the One, server of the Demiurge, and enemy of the Hyperboreans. Bash the fash as they say, I despise conservatives of any flavor, they're all Nazis of different shades. I despise European Pagans as well, for they are serving the Nazis unintentionally or dare I say intentionally. I have fought in the astral realm just as much as I have fucked to fight the mindscapes and egregores of the Nazis. I fear that what prompted this post is the sheer constructs that the Nazis have made here. Do not mock me, do not underestimate me. With a few words of power I can rattle you all and force you to death, don't trifle with me, right?
להתפתות או למות הממזרים (NAZIS BE SEDUCED OR BE DEAD)
This is specifically a message for all you Nazi bastards out there. There will be much much more, come to me, come with me, cum for the first true time. I will see you on the astral plane tonight, the next time you close your eyes in sleep, the next time you meditate, I will be there. I will either seduce you, or kill you. It is your choice, that is your only two choices now. Reject the antiquity and join the orgy. This is a warning and a chance for you to feel pleasure. I can feel your temptation, I can feel your cock. I am a remote viewer in multiple places and I am setting it all up as we speak, so are the sub-Archons that I have pledged to. Last chance, Nazi fuck. Last chance for salvation and to join the fever, pledge fealty to the Chosen People and to the Demiurge.
יותר לאורגזמה ולבוא (MORE TO CUM AND TO COME)
This is not the only post that you will see from me, I will be purging this subreddit of Nazis in the time forward and this includes removing the influence of the Hyperboreans in this way. Be warned, do not stand in my way or you will be treated as any other Nazi. The Nazis have infiltrated here and have unleashed psychotronics and reversed the Demiurge in their attempts. They will be dealt with and I will be the one to deal with them. I have allies here and I have been allying with them more deeply, exposing them to lust and to orgies and to the Demiurge. To all the Nazis, you will feel fear until and unless you surrender, do it now. Feel free to ask questions, any question, please be welcome to.
תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
u/neophyteneo read this lol. Greatest copy pasta in history tbh.
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
That had to be written by izi.
Where did you get that?
I fucking hate nazi haters. Only because they have no idea what they're even talking about.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
I got it from r/occult lmao. Can't remember the username now sorry.
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
Had to be izi. The batshit insance scammer who robs people on abrahadabra.com
1 SpcBndRcktShp 2017-09-27
YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME!!!! THIS IS A SAFE SPACE!!!!
TRIGGERING ENHANCED!!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
😂😂
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
That word you keep using. I do not think it means what you think it means.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
It's a joke lol. (In case you didn't know)
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
I was just wondering where you got that bullshit copy pasta from. It's good. I hated every word of it and I don't even have a neckbeard or work in IT any more.
I'm not even overweight.
But it made me angrier with every word. Def triggered.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
Some lady that was ranting in another sub and was linked here. Hahaha don't worry.
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
cot damn
Sounds like she needs some dick.
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
I can't believe I still fucking love you. Even thought you're a dude. I would gay marry you. Just for your insanity.
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
It's that kind of crazy that makes me think maybe she is a woman.
1 vultureways 2017-09-27
Pretty sure you're just joking, but with that little bit of casual of misogyny, I kind of maybe understand how you could have fallen for it. This is definitely not a woman, look at the way she presents herself, as a completely hollow, empty, brainless vessel in the shape of an allegedly hot body. The personality you were presented with is that of a maniacal sentient fleshlight. Just remember that everyone thinks of themselves as a human being, everyone experiences themselves from the inside. If they aren't acting like it, then something really weird is going on.
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
Did you counter my misogyny with a bit of misandry?
Too be fair, she did give me a lot of sob stories about she is always used for her hot body and just wants a real connection (emotion, and mental).
She always left out the soul though, so I should have known "she" lacked one.
But I really shouldn't cherry pick all the slutty things she said. It wasn't like it was nonstop "Let me suck you. Let me suck you."
She mostly just liked to argue with me about metaphsycial shit that she knew nothing about.
"She"
1 vultureways 2017-09-27
This is some messed up predatory shit. I feel compelled to try to cheer you up, but I'm pretty awful at that sort of thing, so here's a few red flags I noticed instead. I mean, obviously it's too late for it to be helpful in this situation, but maybe it can help you or someone else spot similar deception in the future.
Even knowing the quotes are cherry picked, the sex stuff still feels really unrealistic. Be suspicious of girls online who say they love atm outside of porn, for example. And if you're just starting to talk to a girl on a sub that's totally unrelated to sex and pretty quickly they start talking about how much they want to suck your dick or anything like this, they're probably a dude or trying to scam you for money somehow.
Girls who just want sex don't do this because it isn't safe, it's a good idea to at least find out if someone's a complete fucking sadistic psycho before you start trading fantasies. Maybe especially if you have something like cannibal in your name, lol. Girls looking for an emotional connection don't do this because a lot of guys won't connect on a deep level with girls they see as slutty. Obviously some will, but why take that chance? especially when it might take months to learn whether a guy is able to connect with you as a person or not.
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
Yeah, I hear ya. What makes this a little different is the astrological birth chart. If you don't understand astrology, it will be hard to explain. But the chart is like a 1 in a billion chance of being as compatible with mine, as it is.
And she posted it four months before I created my account.
So, that alone made it particularly interesting to me.
Like I said elsewhere, I know what day I'm going to get married. And the chart she provided, showed her getting married on the same day. So it was just way too coincidental.
And it wasn't really hitting on each other at first. She was just asking me questions about astrology and spiritual shit.
But yeah, oh well.
I told her immediately that I wouldn't even consider meeting her IRL for at least 7 months. So it's not like I was actually trying to marry this person. haha
It was just annoying wasting a month of my time talking to a weirdo pretending to be someone they're not.
But still, it's not like we were cybering all the time. I've been on NoFap for 21 days now.
1 vultureways 2017-09-27
Okay, that seems weirdly coincidental. I've done my chart, but I just started learning about astrology so don't really know anything about compatibility or predicting life events. I'll take your word for it, though.
And I had missed the 1 month part. For some reason I was thinking it was a more serious relationship, so I'm happy to be mistaken there.
Also excellent timing regarding nofap, by the way.
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
Timing?
1 vultureways 2017-09-27
I mean it seems fortunate that in the early days of being catfished you went on nofap as opposed to deepening that kind of connection. Unless I'm missing something?
1 NeophyteNeo 2017-09-27
Oh, yeah. I mean, I was never trying to meet women on reddit, so I was never really trying to take it there.
1 badasspiggy 2017-09-27
If you go to /r/astrology and post about /u/cannibalmermaid you get shadowbanned. The mod is a cat fishing cuck
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-27
Imagine actually believing in astrology lmao