Riot Employee calls roidmonkey a roidmonkey, tries to damage control when the drama hits /r/all: "Brain MIA"

114  2017-10-01 by Ultrashitpost

124 comments

Although it's now included in the original post, here is his attempt at damage control.

Ahh, the sweet smell of -11k karma (and gilded LUL) in the morning.

I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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TOXIC

Riot is a billion dollar company that knows how extremely toxic the community is. To "fight" the toxicity they actively ban toxic players, if it's effective, I don't know. But what I do know is that when a billion dollar company that tries to fight toxicity but in return is actually toxic towards a player, there must be reprecussions to protect the goodwill and the integrity of the company.

Furthermore Riot openly admits it's hatred for said player. When he was banned a few years ago, they enforced a rule during the championships that said that signs could not contain the phrase #FreeTyler1 or anything related.

Does tyler1 have a toxic past? Yes. Is he reformed? To a certain extend. But even if it were another person, a big company who claims to have a moral high-ground bullying a single person is extremely unfitting and must take action to not further lose face.

Just my 2c.

Gimme your lunch money, nerd

Cmon schizo we both know you were the one getting bullied in high school

I didn't develop it until after HS

oh

I did get bullied, because of my accent 😢

That's understandable

They thought i was going to be the school terrorist.

You mean you're not? How disappointing

that's just what he wants you to think!

I hope to fucking god that's pasta you twat.

I don't think it is.

edit: Below me the toxic league community.

You're in /r/Drama you mental midget.

ugh another fucking four eyed geek

get out of here before I beat ur ass bitch

I don’t wish any ill will on Tyler,

Hmm

It's fine he'll die from a coke overdose ory testicular cancer from all the steroids.

Hmm.

To be fair, there's a difference between wishing and expecting, or just making a bad taste joke.

Neither really matters anyway because neither is going to cause it to happen.

i mean, have you seen the dude? it's inevitable

How else are manlets supposed to compete against real humans without roids to grow horizontally?

I know this is an extremely competitive category but are LoL players the most autistic gamers?

This drama has certainly given them a boost.

Can you explain the background to us adults who don't play "games" on our "computers"? Is Riot the developer?

Yup. Riot Games makes League of Legends, they have an absurd amount of employees. They are all allowed to post on Reddit and other platforms (in this case Discord) with verified accounts.

This particular employee happens to be the "Lead experience designer" at Riot. So basically the guy in charge of trying to incentivize people away from being Toxic in the community.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/236643561574105088/363964861312532482/riotchat3.PNG

Thought this was satire at first.

So basically the guy in charge of trying to incentivize people away from being Toxic in the community.

Is there something about the game itself that makes so many autists wanna play it? Who is the "Lead experience designer" on the r/drama mod team?

league is a big titty game for casual dbz/naruto weebs

Perhaps a bit harsher than the description I would have used, but probably more accurate.

Even the titties are fucking sub par. They feel like spreadsheet research tables of "make sure they have cleavage and skimpy lace."

Not that I mind but be creative with your waifus.

this is about /u/riemann1413 btw

this but unironically

Who is the "Lead experience designer" on the r/drama mod team?

That'd probably be Notch.

Does that mean everything here has to look like boring, boxy dogshit?

I mean, it's an online game where your team fights another team, and the ladder is competitive.

So naturally, when you start losing, you look for people to blame, and logically, it's never going to be you, so you start attacking your team.

League makes people toxic, it doesn't attract toxic people. I have a friend that's a normal guy that literally screeches "KILL YOURSELF" at people in ranked play.

Another one has been banned 3x for the same thing.

Sounds like a fun game!

Fun isn't the word I'd used. A soul-sucking vortex of rage is what I'd call it.

I go back every year or so and get addicted for 4-5 months until I quit.

1 of 2 players to ever be truly permanently banned

Who is the other one?

Cloud 9 Jensen. Formerly Incarnation.

https://lol.gamepedia.com/Jensen

isn't XJ9 permabanned on sight because he posted his gf's nudes in retaliation to her picking the wrong character in a match?

Holy shit I completely forgot about that guy. I'll edit the post lol.

Goddamn, how retarded does someone have to be? If he ended up in prison over a moba tantrum that would be so choice.

If he ended up in prison over a moba tantrum that would be so choice.

Well do I have a treat for you.

http://www.pcgamer.com/league-of-legends-player-mouths-off-gets-arrested-for-making-a-terroristic-threat/

Kid spent 6 months in jail before getting bailed out for shit talking in the post game lobby in League.

Well... that just makes me feel bad tbh, that was obviously a joke - a long way away from getting so worked up you post revenge child porn.

But I suppose you did fulfill the terms, so kudos.

Yeah I just re-read it myself for the first time in a few years. It's pretty fucked up, I think it happened right around the time Sandy Hook etc. happened so people were on high alert. He shit talked on FB and someone local to him reported it. It went from there.

I can't find any new information beyond 2015 but it looks like they were still trying to get the case dismissed and failing unfortunately.

http://www.expressnews.com/news/local/article/Facebook-threat-case-back-on-track-for-trial-6485258.php

ye bro

Oh lets not forget the pony porn.

you forgot to mention that he's a truly intolerable mangoblin idolized solely by limp wristed virgins lmao

Eh, we still live in a world where competitive Melee exists. Probably a close second place, though.

if people are still playing marvel vs campcon Melee can't even be the most autistic fighting game.

Everyone appears to be forgetting speedrunners. Some people spend 8 hours at a time trying to semi-quickly get all the skulltulas and bottles and masks in OoT. The fact that I'm still tired from having 100%ed the game at the age of 7 over the course of a year should tell you just what kind of autistic mental strength it takes to continually beat the water temple several times every day.

I was thinking of a specific game's community, so I didn't think of speedrunners. I've actually attempted to speedrun games before, but I usually get bored after 30-40 hours of attempts. I can't imagine how people can enjoy spending 1000's of hours doing it.

By making easy money livestreaming

Fighting game

Quake(and Champions) has all of Melee's living-in-the-past-and-it-wasn't-that-good-to-start-with vibe, but...

It's also mostly poor and poorly-educated 45 year old Russian incels who talk all sage-like because of their history with quake("THE GREATEST GAME EVER MADE THEY SHOULD HAVE STOPPED MAKING NEW GAMES" - real quote from 2017).

But they also have a sense of conservative morality not unlike the greatest generation's, and they snap and get extremely angry at anything that doesn't have grey ball hair or untreated-by-socialist-medicine vodka-induceded fetal alcohol syndrome.

And they're also clearly repressing some powerful homosexual tendencies based on how much they pretend to hate bussy.

Oh man old school Arena shooter needs are hilarious

Well Quake Champions' enormous mishandling may give some joy. I'm surprised it hasn't been posted here already.

It's the big Q3 successor and it's Free2Play, and not actually made by id. Or based on idtech, like Doom2016 was. And it brings in Overwatch elements, like hero-based gameplay with abilities, and different HP and armor pools and speeds. And lootboxes!

You can imagine how they feel about it.

I mean, the thing is, there's plenty of indie games that are basically reskinned Q3A, and even QL, and they all do shitty

Champions had to do what it did to attract filthy casuals

While most bitching about Quake Champions are by people who were never around during Quake 3 prime Quake Champions has a lot of issues.

Man that's not fair, I'm only like 90% autistic.

Is a tie between LoL, CS and Dota players

EVE is actually #1.

Depends if you're talking gross autism or per capita.

found the eve player!

Just because he whacks it to Excel spreadsheets is no reason to kinkshame him

This but unironically

We live in constant fear that the 4 teammates we'll get the next game will act as enemies instead, resulting in complete social shutdown

Haha, no.

RuneScape players are.

Naw, those are just weird fucks that played the only game their toasters could handled (most were like 9 years old when they started) and they doubled down on it been special. They just try really hard to fool people into it being good.

...are LoL players the most autistic gamers?

I think that would be RuneScape players still playing a 15-year-old game.

Riot is one of the worst game devs in terms of employing assholes.

I don't know what makes them think they can talk about toxicity in the playerbase when their employees are all such assholes.

For the players, by the players

Cult of personality at Riot teaches them they are wonderful and awesome simply as a function of being employed by Riot

I'm really amused that this milquetoast shit has got anyone riled tf up tbh. It's such garden-variety smack talk.

Agreed, but nowadays even minor shit talking in gaming is considered "toxic" because idiots can't tell the difference between that and some 12/30 year old going on a paragraph long rage bender.

Minor shit talking is ignored. I shit talk people all the time. I've been playing League since season 1 years and never gotten a single action on my account.

Most LoL players are autistic friendless shut-ins who never played team sports or had healthy social interactions, so they don't understand that throwing a tantrum and insulting their teammates in chat isn't shit talking, it's throwing a tantrum.

Banter isn't telling someone to kill themselves, that's just impotent screeching and it deserves to be punished, if only to get them to maybe shut the fuck up.

Wow dude why did you write this autistic gay manifesto . You should save us the time in the future and just kill yourself.

Thanks for cooking up some fresh pasta for us fam

Unless you say something legit racist you're not even gonna get muted tbpqhwyf

Wtf does the p stand for?

to be perfectly quite honest with you fam

no one has ever said "perfectly quite" allowed before that didn't neck themselves to the celebration of the masses.

allowed

🤔

got me fam.

some guy got banned because he called his teammates bad and losers. you can also get banned for saying ggez

I don't care how milquetoast it is. Riot started this shit in the first place by bitching about toxic people.

You're right, no one should ever express an opinion on anything ever anywhere, especially not if you have a job.

Don't talk to me.

Rude to be honest. I hope you don't talk to your mother like that.

lmfao what a little bitch baby. do you think if you shed a few more tears over this your parents will finally be proud of you?

Don't talk to me.

You forgot to include your wife's son in that you fucking cuck

Admit it, you had to google milquetoast.

In a vaccum yeah sure what he's saying is pretty low tier, but in the context of his actual job description and how Riot approaches toxicity it reeks of some serious "are you fucking kidding me"

Riot has been on a huge crusade against "Toxicity" in the community, making big grand standing posts about how they are helping to reform the community and get past it all. Players literally getting banned for saying "your attitude is bad"

https://twitter.com/kasper1672/status/914236692613255168

Then there's this Riot employee who is literally in charge of making sure people aren't Toxic saying shit that's way worse then what has lead to some people being banned. And it's not like he's just shit talking some random player, he is shit talking "the most Toxic League player" and is acting like he is somehow not being toxic himself.

It's just complete oblivious hypocrisy.

It targets a very sensitive minority: gym rats.

Riot is like the pussiest game company of them all, to the point that they consider saying: "stop feeding you bad" as toxic behavior worthy of a ban

... for some context.

They literally just use an automated system that checks for keywords whenever you're reported, and then justify whatever the system bans you for.

You can do all of the flaming you want and get away with it as long as you don't say "nigger" or "kys".

Tyler1 has a small army of fanboys ready to get outraged on his behalf at the drop of a hat. This is the best excuse they've had in a while, so they're going hog-wild with it.

I figured, given the amount of furious tears in play here

I'm currently in /r/Drama introducing one of them to the the joys of classic Justin Timberlake.

Congratulations /u/RiotSanjuro, you fucked up in the most retarded way possible: spewing autistic shit in an internet chat for manchildren who play Carpal Tunnel Syndrome 2017 Russian edition.

I'm actually amazed, usually people who fuck up their job do so in order to gain something or defend something, instead you fucked up basically FOR FREE. Bravo.

Make /u/RiotSanjuro a mod tbqhwyf.

Is tyler your dad or something

Calm down

Riot is probably the most cancerous game company in the world. Remember when Lyte made that pop psychology survey for players to fill out after they were bad?

I'm glad I haven't touched League in years because it's a shit game made off of nothing but stolen ideas.

Remember when Lyte made that pop psychology survey for players to fill out after they were bad?

No. Care to remind me?

They give random surveys to players all the time for different reasons.

I mean, you pretty much got the whole story right there.

LoL is DotA 2 for brainlets

Only degenerate spergs play LoL, and only the spergyest bottom tier dev's work on LoL.

/u/RiotSanjuro is basically a negative human. If /u/RiotSanjuro was never born everyone's life would be better.

I'm a degenerate sperg and I confirm you're right

Ultrashitpost stealing from an SRD thread?

Have we truly seen the end times?

I didn't steal it from SRD, it was at the top of /r/all.

Please, i don't have high standards, but i won't sink as low as that.

So he's acting like the people who play this game and people are upset why exactly?

"he looks like an homunculus" is hilarious.

this sub if filled with fat/virgin cucks kys retards

im not clicking your shit virgin cuck get out of here

Aww, you clicked it. Coochie-coochie-coo. Acoochie-coochie-coo!

nah i dont have time to waste on it

Kid, you've got nothing but time to waste. And we both know you clicked.

nah i have better things to do with my iq than to waste time with virgins

Small tip, there's no better way of telling everyone that you're a 14 year old kid than breaking out the virgin insults. Once you've grown up, no-one says that because it's understood that everyone has had sex and it's not that big a deal. Except for you of course, you're going to die alone and unloved.

i love outsmarting virgins lol i get ssex and i outsmarthem lol xd

It's been fun mate, you have fun trying to get to third base with Mary-Jane Rottencrotch.

Dude, fucking Savage. Thanks for the chuckles

Is he wrong tho

Everything he said has me like...

Sucking streamer dick is like the one "positive" human interaction these 12 year olds have in their lives. It's not surprising that they're acting like children who just learned that my little pony isn't real.

people literally worship corrupted politicians, dead young black criminals, leftie genocide supprters, but how you dare say one mean word on twitter

this world is a mess, apocalypse can't come soon enough

They didn't want to let Tyler come back it is just that he moved to Dota and Riot had to beg him to go back and pay him even more money.

They realise that it doesn't matter what he says or does as long as he is popular otherwise all his fans would move to Dota with him.