Decent trolling tbh but it kind of ruins the fun when you make it so obvious. I need to be able to suspend my disbelief to really appreciate this kind of thing.
i don’t understand why my mom thinks i fuck the pillow that has a picture of a cartoon horse spreading its hyperrealistic horse pussy and asshole. i just jack off to it before releasing my load into the cumsock i keep under my bed. typical normies.
Of course. Melee is a S O L V E D G A M E, after all. Gotta find some way to pass the time you'd otherwise use to hash out strats with nerds on Discord for hours.
I skimmed over the title and thought I was supposed to laugh at the pillow fuckers. Then I came back here and looked at the title again and busted out laughing
75 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-03
You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.
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1 HosannaAlma 2017-10-03
Good bot
1 Tekitekidan 2017-10-03
I can assure you that this post is not going to help ur case, mate hahahaha
1 ProMeleePlayer 2017-10-03
I don't give a shit what you think, you listen to a band for 12 year olds, so your opinion has no value.
1 Tekitekidan 2017-10-03
Damn, scrolling through my history to find some dirt huh? Not gonna work but ok
1 ProMeleePlayer 2017-10-03
listen to Stockhausen like a normal person, not this teen cartoon garbage
1 Tekitekidan 2017-10-03
Like...a.... n.... normie..?????? Why would I ever want to be a .... normie????
1 Bustwe 2017-10-03
So you can actually be a valuable member of society instead of a /r/drama poster fam.
1 aqouta 2017-10-03
Look at this guys, doesn't have embarrassing shit in his last 20 posts?
1 DannyLee90 2017-10-03
New Snappy quote, anyone?
1 freudstrio 2017-10-03
yes
1 zeldaisaprude 2017-10-03
Says the guy who fucks pony pillows.
1 ProMeleePlayer 2017-10-03
no pony pillows, only anime lolis pillows, also I don't fuck them
1 Johnnybravo60025 2017-10-03
You just make love to them?
1 Joeybada33 2017-10-03
Do your parents know you fuck pillows?
1 Dyslexter 2017-10-03
underage pillows
1 DannyLee90 2017-10-03
I'm sure you treat Renge-chan with the respect she deserves.
1 uhuhuhu 2017-10-03
you play smash at a competitive level humble yourself
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2017-10-03
Kys my nigga
1 rhapsodicink 2017-10-03
And you fuck pillows. whats your point?
1 Murgie 2017-10-03
>watches Lovelive
1 geraldo42 2017-10-03
tbh it doesn't help the "/u/Tekitekidan is not a retard case" when you fall for such obvious bait.
1 six2midnite 2017-10-03
Hahaha wow you are a loser. Trying to get some validation from your fellow pillow fuckers?
1 geraldo42 2017-10-03
Wow. Rude.
1 Tekitekidan 2017-10-03
Idk dude, his history shows way too much extensive knowledge in waifu shit
1 Tekitekidan 2017-10-03
Idk dude, his history shows way too much extensive knowledge in waifu shit
1 six2midnite 2017-10-03
Look at his post history! I wish I kidding but why don't you take a look.
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2017-10-03
His post history screams troll tbqhwyfiykwim
1 six2midnite 2017-10-03
Look at his posts not his comments.
How do you guys see a troll? I see a cartoon lover.
1 ProMeleePlayer 2017-10-03
I'm not in love with my covers but whatever
1 alien122 2017-10-03
His username gives it away pretty fast too.
1 point_shaver 2017-10-03
Hey, no kinkshaming please. He's not hurting anybody, yet. At least he isn't hoarding guns like half the country.
1 giroth 2017-10-03
Hey, don't make waifupillowfucking political
It's just degeneracy
1 TheEquimanthorn 2017-10-03
Weebs are more dangerous to a society than guns though.
1 ay_what_up 2017-10-03
FUCK NEWFAG SERIOUS POSTERS THIS IS AN OBVIOUS TROLL
1 genghiscoyne 2017-10-03
Why are people downvoting, make this visible.
1 geraldo42 2017-10-03
I assume the majority of people who have visited so far came from the metabot link and they're too dumb to realize this guy is trolling.
1 genghiscoyne 2017-10-03
Are you sure? Look at his post history.
1 geraldo42 2017-10-03
Yeah, he's been posted here before (I think we have a snapshillbot quote from him). I really really want to believe but I just can't do it.
1 genghiscoyne 2017-10-03
It's almost as if he cant decide if he wants to troll
1 six2midnite 2017-10-03
He posted himself here
1 genghiscoyne 2017-10-03
Yeah but people still get to laugh at him
1 DannyLee90 2017-10-03
Waitwaitwait, is this the Renge-chan guy?
1 geraldo42 2017-10-03
I think.
1 DannyLee90 2017-10-03
Holy shit, lol.
1 geraldo42 2017-10-03
Decent trolling tbh but it kind of ruins the fun when you make it so obvious. I need to be able to suspend my disbelief to really appreciate this kind of thing.
1 NerdCrush 2017-10-03
Is he though?
1 Murgie 2017-10-03
Yeah. /r/Animemes and /r/Anime_irl are built on self deprecating humor.
1 TheVirtueSignal 2017-10-03
Either way he's making us organic, homegrown, GMO free drama and you're just going to turn up your nose at it?
1 TheVirtueSignal 2017-10-03
He's making us organic, homegrown, gluten free drama and you're just going to turn up your nose at it?
1 glmox 2017-10-03
yeah, would've worked a lot better if he submitted it with an alt and then "showed up" to argue
1 ay_what_up 2017-10-03
not really considering so many retards fell for it
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-10-03
I choose to believe that /u/ProMeleePlayer is a well seasoned troll and not a degenerate anime tardican.
1 gumbenzoin 2017-10-03
if he's a troll he's trying waaaay too hard
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-10-03
I don't know that effort even comes into it. People are biting on everything he posts, which is the goal.
1 gumbenzoin 2017-10-03
the sub he's posting on is called justneckbeardthings so i would imagine they're easy targets
at any rate he's no ken m or fabulousferd
1 bleepis 2017-10-03
1 zahlman 2017-10-03
hyperrealistic
1 JumbledFun 2017-10-03
Gas weebs
1 jorio 2017-10-03
Inshallah.
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-10-03
^ this
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-03
Lmao, it's not often that a retard posts his own retardation on here unironically.
You're a little golden boy, you are.
1 Mr_mzungu 2017-10-03
It's rare that a sarcastic comment doesn't need a /s on the internet, but /u/Kajimishima2 knew how to do it.
1 Kajimishima2 2017-10-03
Here at KajiMishima2 Farms, we believe the best sarcasm is all-natural, home-grown in your own backyard, with no silly chemicals or /s added.
Quality speaks for itself.
1 Zentoff 2017-10-03
Hahaha I thought you were condemning fuckpillows in the title but there it is in the first comment. You dirty weeb
1 MG87 2017-10-03
Mod /u/ProMeleePlayer
1 glmox 2017-10-03
sounds about right
1 DannyLee90 2017-10-03
Of course. Melee is a S O L V E D G A M E, after all. Gotta find some way to pass the time you'd otherwise use to hash out strats with nerds on Discord for hours.
1 lickedTators 2017-10-03
I saw a video of a girl humping a pillow. p hot tbh
1 darth_stroyer 2017-10-03
Although he's trolling I unironically agree.
I don't have a daki, but I do have a cup with sponges in it.
1 rhapsodicink 2017-10-03
I skimmed over the title and thought I was supposed to laugh at the pillow fuckers. Then I came back here and looked at the title again and busted out laughing
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-03
YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE PILLOW FUCKING RETARDS QUIT DOWNVOTING THE LOLCOW
1 DannyLee90 2017-10-03
I blame the SRDines.
1 VIOLENT_MONKEY_ANUS 2017-10-03
/u/ProMeleePlayer is my spirit animal tbh
1 FEARtheTWITCH 2017-10-03
https://i.imgur.com/rnnORZa.gif
1 zahlman 2017-10-03
I liked the part where the use of the word "degenerate" automatically makes someone a neo-Nazi somehow apparently.
Also,
lol wut
1 hotblondeboob 2017-10-03
You use the term "normies" and call other people degenerates? That makes you even more of a degenerate.
1 AndrewnotJackson 2017-10-03
Well then
1 yetanothercfcgrunt 2017-10-03
/r/drama was absolutely the right place to run to with your anime pillow fetish.
1 TheTrueNobody 2017-10-03
Hey OP what do I have to tell you so you kill yourself unironically?