33 and still a virgin? This woman must be horrendous, both her physical appearance and her personality. Otherwise, it's not that hard to hook up with someone. If you're a moderately attractive woman just head to a bar, have a few drinks, and wait until last call.
I think we all want/need to see a picture of this woman to know what we're dealing with.
It's not. But I guarantee you that this woman ran screaming like a hobo on fire every time any man tried to talk to her. Better to look like a sperg queen than get rejected.
/u/apprehensiveabtthis [+12] I'm still upset that you deleted all your comments from the last time you were pinged here. I still think you should consider whoring yourself out to /r/incels. It would really kill two birds with one stone - whoever you fuck there would be ostracized from their garbage community and you would no longer have to post all the time about how lonely you are.
Good plan but the problem is that she likely doesn't live near any of them. It would require travel, which requires $$$ and I'm pretty confident neither she nor the /r/incels have that...
Babe, we're all pieces of shit here. Him, you, me most of all.
don't fuck incels. They'll probably just kill you and gang rape your corpse in the mood those crazy fucks are in.
Go to a bar. Have three beers within an hour and a half. Then start looking at the men you find attractive at the bar. Talk very little when they approach, just smile. If they ask you a question, just nod or shrug--since you're a fucking sperg, you won't know when to shake your head or giggle or anything more than that. Just assume that this first guy won't call you back, but you gotta fall of a fucking horse or you're never going to feel safe riding one for a real.
The important thing is to understand that a man you look at not coming over, that's not really rejection. A man can have a million reasons--could have gf, could like cock, could have no balls, could be too drunk not to make an ass out of himself, whatever.
Don't approach them, because it's obvious as fuck that doing so, and getting outright rejected, will be an ego(such as it is)-shattering experience.
Good luck, god speed and do not pm me. I do not answer pms or even read them.
you keep asking for advice and then shutting the advice givers down... what do you expect? random dudes aren’t just going to teleport into your house you know
Bars are not for everyone, but those are not the only places to meet people. Any place you can socialize helps (if you go with the mindset of exploiting opportunities rather than seeing people just as meat).
it can be. but i think you should work on meeting and talking to ppl. have you tried online dating? if you fear rejection either reject them first (after hanging/banging out) or get with losers that you would be doing a favor to.
You're a 30 year old kissless virgin with no friends (to paraphrase your own self description) because you're aggressive in the face of good advice and you're in love with self pity, and you lack the nerve (and the emotional development) to risk embarrassment and rejection for a chance at happiness and gratification.
And now look what you've made me go and do, seriousposting now, but shit I do feel a little bad for you on some level. So there you go, the truth once again, from another stranger. Take it or leave it, be a better person or don't.
Well, I'm here to tell you, iT'S FUCKING GAY. If I walked up to you right fucking now, me being a dude and you being a dude and you get turned on by me that wOULD BE GAY. It's no different from fucking traps. Just cause they dress like a chick that means they are a chick, they got a dick and iT'S GAY. AND DON'T THINK DICK MAKES IT CUTER CAUSE THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER. IT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER. THAT MAKES YOU GAY BITCH. AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING OUT. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT. I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU. STOP SENDING ME HENTAI. STOP SENDING ME ANIME PICTURES. STOP SENDING ME TRAPS. OH MY GOD For fucks sake, this trap obsession is getting out of control. Just the other day I was hanging out with my mates and we saw a hot lady walk by. I said, damn look at that lady I bet she has nice boobies and all my friends were like Haha yeah lol Haha and then my friend was like yeah and she probably has nice DSLs and we all were like oh snap lol Haha and then my other friend said and I bet she has a nice ghrobbing cock too and then my other friends were like yeah Haha but I was like woah I want her to have a vagina so I can put my penis in it and then my friends started making fun of me and they called me pussyboy and started punching me in the shoulder and they kept making fun of me for never having sucked a girls penis and they were relentless until I was crying and then finally they all started kicking me while I was laying on the ground and they left and I was just sitting there in the dust 😔 So basically I'm not too glad about how traps are now mainstrean
Damn, just make a tinder and in put in the bio just say "looking for easy sex". She have no idea how many guys would like her in a week (as long she doesn't look like an orc)
Even if she looks like an orc she's going to have 20 men trying creampie her. No, they won't be the pick of the litter, but they will have the required equipment.
/u/chaosakita, I know you make posts like this to try to distract yourself from the fact that you aren’t exactly doing great in the romance department yourself. Too bad, so sad.
/u/chaosakita , I know you make posts like this to try to distract yourself from the fact that you aren’t exactly doing great in the romance department yourself. Too bad, so sad.
If you want to believe this. I am not a 32-year-old female virgin who is working at Wal-mart in any case. There's no need for me to brag about my romantic status, but in any case, it's obviously easy for a normal woman like myself to get dates.
Yeah but you are a however old you are bully who hangs out in a subreddit that, by your own admission, you don’t belong in and sharing screenshots here. Which puts you somewhere between pond scum and dog shit.
If you don't want people to post your conversations, then have them with friends. Oh wait, I guess you don't have any. Just get a fucking therapist lol.
Because you sound lonely, depressed and stuck in life. I hope your job search goes well and you are able to lift yourself out of the hole you seem to be in.
And I'm trying to help, you dip. You need to have a personality that isn't trash and you also need to stop commenting on porn. You'll find a guy in like 2 seconds if you do those 2 things
/u/apprehensiveabtthis, if you are really interested in losing your V card, I'll help. I've got this closet with a cutout in one wall you just stick your ample rump through it (I may need to cut it out more) and I'll have them lined up. We can split the door fee.
Lmao if you're a female virgin and you don't want to be it's 100% your fault. Go to a bar, offer sex to the first guy you see. Boom, you're not a virgin.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-03
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1 bleepis 2017-10-03
this is how aspergers presents in women, for the record
1 rarestpepesforsale 2017-10-03
I thought /r/drama was how aspergers presented in women and men. Hmm.
1 bleepis 2017-10-03
this too
1 Country-asshole 2017-10-03
Depends on your definition of "women".
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-03
"""WOMEN"""
1 throwaway03022017 2017-10-03
Bussy
1 tom_the_tanker 2017-10-03
(((women)))
1 botchlings 2017-10-03
33 and still a virgin? This woman must be horrendous, both her physical appearance and her personality. Otherwise, it's not that hard to hook up with someone. If you're a moderately attractive woman just head to a bar, have a few drinks, and wait until last call.
I think we all want/need to see a picture of this woman to know what we're dealing with.
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-03
It's not. But I guarantee you that this woman ran screaming like a hobo on fire every time any man tried to talk to her. Better to look like a sperg queen than get rejected.
1 Basically_Trash 2017-10-03
/u/apprehensiveabtthis [+12] I'm still upset that you deleted all your comments from the last time you were pinged here. I still think you should consider whoring yourself out to /r/incels. It would really kill two birds with one stone - whoever you fuck there would be ostracized from their garbage community and you would no longer have to post all the time about how lonely you are.
1 botchlings 2017-10-03
Good plan but the problem is that she likely doesn't live near any of them. It would require travel, which requires $$$ and I'm pretty confident neither she nor the /r/incels have that...
1 Basically_Trash 2017-10-03
I dunno about that.
/r/incels is a global movement. I like to think they are a good representation of all races and cultures
1 444455555666666 2017-10-03
tfw even Mokumba Akantendaka of Zimbabwe gets sick of stacies
1 apprehensiveabtthis 2017-10-03
Too bad none of that would change the fact that you’re a piece of shit.
1 Basically_Trash 2017-10-03
HELP ME HELP YOU
1 MasterLawlz 2017-10-03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHXyVbxijko&t=0m19s
1 chaosakita 2017-10-03
So are you lol
1 ltedt 2017-10-03
slay, queen
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-03
Babe, we're all pieces of shit here. Him, you, me most of all.
don't fuck incels. They'll probably just kill you and gang rape your corpse in the mood those crazy fucks are in.
Go to a bar. Have three beers within an hour and a half. Then start looking at the men you find attractive at the bar. Talk very little when they approach, just smile. If they ask you a question, just nod or shrug--since you're a fucking sperg, you won't know when to shake your head or giggle or anything more than that. Just assume that this first guy won't call you back, but you gotta fall of a fucking horse or you're never going to feel safe riding one for a real.
The important thing is to understand that a man you look at not coming over, that's not really rejection. A man can have a million reasons--could have gf, could like cock, could have no balls, could be too drunk not to make an ass out of himself, whatever.
Don't approach them, because it's obvious as fuck that doing so, and getting outright rejected, will be an ego(such as it is)-shattering experience.
Good luck, god speed and do not pm me. I do not answer pms or even read them.
1 apprehensiveabtthis 2017-10-03
Not much fun going to a bar alone. I’ll pass.
1 komradekommunism 2017-10-03
Have fun dying alone!
1 apprehensiveabtthis 2017-10-03
Wow, you’re so witty and original!
1 komradekommunism 2017-10-03
You're the person telling everyone who gives you advice that you won't do it.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2017-10-03
Women don't want advice.
They just want someone to listen to their problems.
1 bleepis 2017-10-03
you keep asking for advice and then shutting the advice givers down... what do you expect? random dudes aren’t just going to teleport into your house you know
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-03
And correct, tbh.
Only you can change that, bungo
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-10-03
The autistic find comfort in a steady routine and lots of repetition. This is the wrong subreddit for originality.
1 Neronoah 2017-10-03
Bars are not for everyone, but those are not the only places to meet people. Any place you can socialize helps (if you go with the mindset of exploiting opportunities rather than seeing people just as meat).
1 ima-kitty 2017-10-03
it can be. but i think you should work on meeting and talking to ppl. have you tried online dating? if you fear rejection either reject them first (after hanging/banging out) or get with losers that you would be doing a favor to.
1 Fokusfaehre 2017-10-03
Just download Tinder, Jesus. It's like you're stuffing your face full of ice cream while moaning about how much you hate its icey goodness.
1 MasterLawlz 2017-10-03
for real
smart phones are literally magic devices that can summon men to fuck you, tinder might as well be uber for sex
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-10-03
Even fucking LAWLZ understands sex better than that hideous hobeast.
1 MG87 2017-10-03
Going to bar is not how you meet your future spouse.
1 nanonan 2017-10-03
Millions of sposes would disagree.
1 nanonan 2017-10-03
Have you tried?
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-10-03
WHY WON'T YOU RESPOND TO MY PMs!?!?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-03
I will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°
1 meatpuppet79 2017-10-03
You're a 30 year old kissless virgin with no friends (to paraphrase your own self description) because you're aggressive in the face of good advice and you're in love with self pity, and you lack the nerve (and the emotional development) to risk embarrassment and rejection for a chance at happiness and gratification.
And now look what you've made me go and do, seriousposting now, but shit I do feel a little bad for you on some level. So there you go, the truth once again, from another stranger. Take it or leave it, be a better person or don't.
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-03
Hey, baby. PM me if you're in the Gulf Coast area.
1 Fuish 2017-10-03
Does Persian Gulf count?
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-03
No. And that was for her only. Rude.
1 Fuish 2017-10-03
Hey, my war-torn oily anus needs love too!
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-03
I don't like boys. And i don't consent to getting any more messages from you.
1 Fuish 2017-10-03
Not sure public comments really count as consensual messages, but, my apologies.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-10-03
Mods, pls ban this hideous bussyphobe
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-10-03
You must think traps are gay
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-03
Well, I'm here to tell you, iT'S FUCKING GAY. If I walked up to you right fucking now, me being a dude and you being a dude and you get turned on by me that wOULD BE GAY. It's no different from fucking traps. Just cause they dress like a chick that means they are a chick, they got a dick and iT'S GAY. AND DON'T THINK DICK MAKES IT CUTER CAUSE THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER. IT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER. THAT MAKES YOU GAY BITCH. AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING OUT. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT. I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU. STOP SENDING ME HENTAI. STOP SENDING ME ANIME PICTURES. STOP SENDING ME TRAPS. OH MY GOD For fucks sake, this trap obsession is getting out of control. Just the other day I was hanging out with my mates and we saw a hot lady walk by. I said, damn look at that lady I bet she has nice boobies and all my friends were like Haha yeah lol Haha and then my friend was like yeah and she probably has nice DSLs and we all were like oh snap lol Haha and then my other friend said and I bet she has a nice ghrobbing cock too and then my other friends were like yeah Haha but I was like woah I want her to have a vagina so I can put my penis in it and then my friends started making fun of me and they called me pussyboy and started punching me in the shoulder and they kept making fun of me for never having sucked a girls penis and they were relentless until I was crying and then finally they all started kicking me while I was laying on the ground and they left and I was just sitting there in the dust 😔 So basically I'm not too glad about how traps are now mainstrean
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-10-03
Stop hanging out with/u/physicsismymistress
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-10-03
Of you're not a piece of shit, why are you on Reddit?
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-10-03
Show us your titties.
1 throwaway03022017 2017-10-03
I'll give you $10 if I can drag my nuts through your asscrack
1 pizzashill 2017-10-03
That person is literally a 250 pound woman that mods a subreddit about cakes.
She ain't improving herself and not even the incels would touch her.
1 OniTan 2017-10-03
Is /u/apprehensiveabtthis the fattie who wanted to fuck her boss?
1 Basically_Trash 2017-10-03
Idk, last time she was posted here it was her sperging out in a /r/funny thread about how no one wants to fuck her.
1 ltedt 2017-10-03
Damn, just make a tinder and in put in the bio just say "looking for easy sex". She have no idea how many guys would like her in a week (as long she doesn't look like an orc)
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-03
Some of those orc ladies have hot bodies.
1 ltedt 2017-10-03
Love me some bbw
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-03
I go for the lady Resto Shamans, myself. Get on my magma totem!
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-03
Damn straight, brother
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-03
Zug zug.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-10-03
Nothing wrong with a little masculine clit-toting muscle girl action
1 Mr_mzungu 2017-10-03
Even if she looks like an orc she's going to have 20 men trying creampie her. No, they won't be the pick of the litter, but they will have the required equipment.
1 apprehensiveabtthis 2017-10-03
/u/chaosakita, I know you make posts like this to try to distract yourself from the fact that you aren’t exactly doing great in the romance department yourself. Too bad, so sad.
1 chaosakita 2017-10-03
If you want to believe this. I am not a 32-year-old female virgin who is working at Wal-mart in any case. There's no need for me to brag about my romantic status, but in any case, it's obviously easy for a normal woman like myself to get dates.
1 apprehensiveabtthis 2017-10-03
Yeah but you are a however old you are bully who hangs out in a subreddit that, by your own admission, you don’t belong in and sharing screenshots here. Which puts you somewhere between pond scum and dog shit.
1 chaosakita 2017-10-03
/r/Drama is where I belong
If you don't want people to post your conversations, then have them with friends. Oh wait, I guess you don't have any. Just get a fucking therapist lol.
1 apprehensiveabtthis 2017-10-03
Now you’re just resorting to regurgitated insults.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-03
As if you'd have the option to befriend anyone lmao
1 giroth 2017-10-03
Your insults are on point
I would like to be your /r/Drama friend
1 chaosakita 2017-10-03
I showed this comment to some friends at dinner and they found it pretty funny I guess.
To be friends you just have to be a nice and fun person. That's it. It's not something that most people find hard.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-10-03
I love that you imply that you made voluntary decisions to end up in your current predicament.
1 LedinToke 2017-10-03
brutal fam
1 Zachums 2017-10-03
Please become a regular user in this sub. PLEASE.
1 apprehensiveabtthis 2017-10-03
Nah...I don’t find it fun to tear down people who did nothing to me.
1 Zachums 2017-10-03
why even live
1 apprehensiveabtthis 2017-10-03
You’ll have to answer that for yourself, but if your purpose in living is to shit all over other people, then you are pretty much a waste of oxygen.
1 Zachums 2017-10-03
I'm literally the nicest person I know. Look at my cute flair.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-03
I'll do some good in the world by working at Walmart
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-03
Are you the guy who wipes down the loads on the bathroom walls?
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-03
With my tongue, yes
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-03
you're actually not wrong here, I think all of us agree that we're pretty much wastes of space.
In fact many of us are probably more autistic than you...
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-10-03
This guy gets it.
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-10-03
You mean with your husbando?
1 JumbledFun 2017-10-03
her post history paints a sad picture. Feel bad for her :/
1 apprehensiveabtthis 2017-10-03
Why?
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-03
It's pathetic, and not in a funny way
1 JumbledFun 2017-10-03
Because you sound lonely, depressed and stuck in life. I hope your job search goes well and you are able to lift yourself out of the hole you seem to be in.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-03
Absolutely disgusting comment. This type of comment has no place in /r/Drama
1 Damuel 2017-10-03
I mean do you usually expect incel posters to have a decent post history?
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-03
/u/apprehensiveabtthis, are you still an incel?
Literally how
1 apprehensiveabtthis 2017-10-03
Are you talking about normalnudes? That isn’t porn.
I will comment on whatever I want, thanks.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-03
It literally is pornography.
And I'm trying to help, you dip. You need to have a personality that isn't trash and you also need to stop commenting on porn. You'll find a guy in like 2 seconds if you do those 2 things
1 apprehensiveabtthis 2017-10-03
K.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-03
Have you tried my advice?
Literally stop being yourself. You're unlikable, and not attractive enough to have that personality. So you need to be a likable person to find a guy.
I know that may be hard since you don't know how to be anything but unlikable, but it's for your own good, Bobby
1 apprehensiveabtthis 2017-10-03
No, I have no interest in your advice or anything you have to say, about me or anything else.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-03
And that's why you'll be a middle aged virgin until you transition into being an elderly virgin.
I'm like the Trump of dating advice, scrote. Meaning, I'm the very best, like no one ever was. 😎😎😎
1 Mr_mzungu 2017-10-03
/u/apprehensiveabtthis, if you are really interested in losing your V card, I'll help. I've got this closet with a cutout in one wall you just stick your ample rump through it (I may need to cut it out more) and I'll have them lined up. We can split the door fee.
1 chaosakita 2017-10-03
I showed this comment to some friends at dinner and they found it pretty funny I guess.
To be friends you just have to be a nice and fun person. That's it. It's not something that most people find hard.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-10-03
Eating ice cream alone with your blow up dolls doesn't count mama-san
1 umar4812 2017-10-03
But why?
1 chaosakita 2017-10-03
It's funny
1 umar4812 2017-10-03
Ah okay.
1 Protect_Me 2017-10-03
Lmao if you're a female virgin and you don't want to be it's 100% your fault. Go to a bar, offer sex to the first guy you see. Boom, you're not a virgin.
1 incineratechicken 2017-10-03
That implies her problems could be fixed by the traditional paper bag. I suspect the heart of the issue is that they don't make paper bags that large.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-03
She did say that she's morbidly obese
1 Dextro420x 2017-10-03
I honestly don't feel bad for /r/incels, I mean how hard is it to get drunk and fuck fat chicks on tinder.
1 MasterLawlz 2017-10-03
Honest question, how many people have been turned down for second dates by someone they actually had a really good time with?
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-10-03
Never to be honest.
1 no_maps_no_plans 2017-10-03
h-hey /u/apprehensiveabtthis i'll be ur bf
pls respond
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-03
I already offered. Stuck up bitch didn't even reply.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-03
Awww :(
1 backltrack 2017-10-03
How does a woman stay a virgin at 32 without actively trying??
1 Cake_eater666 2017-10-03
raises paw Uhm excuse me?
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-10-03
Yiff in hell, furfag!
1 Cake_eater666 2017-10-03
I'm on leddit, doesn't sink much lower than this.
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-10-03
Well there's always voat or digg.
1 Cake_eater666 2017-10-03
That would be a sideways move not down.