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Dear u/TheGooeySpoon,

For $30 bucks a month, I'll send you screenshots of porn, or snaps of my bussy (your choice). But you gotta sign up for the year and it's guaranteed weekly content.

/u/TheGooeySpoon, I will send you free porn every other day for $29.99 a month

The better choice is obvious

Trying to one up your deal would be cutting too deep into MY personal porn hoarding.

You win this round (((business man)))...

You'll get other people's money from me when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

-Typed with nose from arms length

/u/TheGooeySpoon, I'll text u a link to pornhub.com every day for $29.98 a month

Her response:

It's a life time membership

Yeah because people are really gonna be glad they got that lifetime membership in 10 years when she's old and nasty

Also

> 2017

> paying for porn

Mayocide now tbh

Or in a couple years when she stops doing porn, and by extension stops snapping her vango and bungis to people

She's gonna do porn until they stop hiring her because it's literally the only thing she can do.

She started taking dingus in her bungis because she was getting stale

You take that back! Riley Reid will never get stale!

Just steam that pussy for bit and it'll be good as new.

When you busta da bomba, but she still suckin da deesa.

She's still top 5 on Pornhub. Not as stale as you think.

What the hell are you doing on a 3 month old post lmao

She can also rap, apparently.

Like she said, it's a lifetime membership.

You get forever access to her lady bussy.

Porn star or not.

we've dubbed it gussy around these parts fam

Gut pussy?

girl bussy smh

Bussy is boy pussy. You can't append girl to that.

racist

A, it's prepend, and B, gussy is a different thing entirely from pussy. Think it through.

A: you're thinking of "append" literally, while I mean it in the sense of "to add, attach, affix, adjoin". B: what?

A, it's still prepend, it's ok to admit you were wrong, and B, I'm talking about the arse.

It's append if you're using it in the sense I was using it. I was also talking about the arse. What do you think an arse is? It's a gut pussy.

No, append is at the end, prepend is at the beginning. Vakieh is still a cunt tho.

*gussy

That's a gunt.

Ah yes the cousin to the wonderful gunt.

Those juicy bible study snapchats when she regrets her porn career

I’ve never paid for porn in my life

Wow, congrats, you deserve a yellow star, kid!

Jesus, these (((people)))... always proud they're extorting hard-working citizens doing honest work.

Can I get a free train ride too?

Thanks! I’ll sew it to the front of my jacket so everyone can see it and know I’m part of a special, chosen people.

We use the term 'select' in the [current year]

Wow, congrats, you deserve a yellow star, kid!

gotta know which gas chamber to put them in.

i have once when i found out this chick i know did a scene for a small site

Honestly, people that pay for porn might be the only ones more autistic than incels.

How about people that comment on NSFW subs with stuff like "Wish I was there to fuck you super hard!!!"

Well, I guess that would fall within the "people that comment on free internet porn."

I suppose, but I think it's an even more pathetic subcategory

Indeed - I was a bit hesitant to simply throw them in the same group.

They certainly deserve their own subcategory.

Discussing the nuances in porn commenters has got to be just as bad as commenting on porn though.

You two are freaks.

Definitely either autistic or Pakistani.

Implying there's a difference.

/u/PhysicsIsMyMistress defend your Pakis

Don't bother me unless there's girlcock involved thanks.

Bussy is haram

anything is halal if you're brave enough

Sounds like bi'dah to me cousin

Haram? absolutely Haram?

Yes, sir!

Heard you guys have had your cellular service cut off for 2 days because of "security". For a country with such a large army and with (((nuclear weapons))) y'all suck tbh lol

I don't recall this happening in the US

lol I'm taking about "your" paki lads. I'm from the US too.

you guys

Uh okay. Still don't know what you're on about.

I got u fam

Thanks!

lmao, paki and a tranny lover, degeneracy squared

ikr? Lol

sauce? source? got a source? who is that?

Pretty sure those are the exact same guys.

Pretty sure those are the exact same guys. Surely they take a few minutes off from official porn sites to check /r/gonewild once in a while.

How about people that comment on NSFW subs

you really didnt even have to qualify it beyond that.

The only ones I can respect are the guys demanding a source.

There should be a bot in all the NSFW subs that says 'sauce?' and anyone else asking gets a ban. Would keep the spam down.

There is though on a few subs. That's how I know if it has only one comment, it's the automod so don't ever bother checking the comments out.

Why do they need it though? All mayo girls looks the same.

u/lovemesometoasts

incels

You guys can't go a thread without referencing us. It's basically reddit-godwin law at this point.

I get that you "reddit-normies" need people to feel superior to but this is ridiculous.

Don't you dare call me a fucking normie you piece of trash.

"reddit-normie"

As in lower than a real normie a sad imitation. Someone who uses social media for people who don't have friends [i.e. reddit]

I wouldn't ever call you actual normie.

Well, that's good to hear.

lol you're being serious aren't you

I mean you guys are an easy go to since you're probably the most well known filth on this site. I'd rather have a beer with a /r/the_donald poster any day.

People that comment on free internet porn videos might be worse but it's close.

This^ Especially the ones who comment as if they are talking to the people in the video like they were the actual uploaders.

Porn comments make visiting porn sites more fun.

I am happy we have them.

They seem a bit odd to me but whatever. I still am getting used to the idea that there are buttons to click for sharing the videos on social media.

They aren't there for you to click, they are there so the owners can track you. If you can see an F, Facebook can see you right back.

I mean, sure they're odd. But after a good wank it's fun to have a look at the comments to see if you missed something funny.

Hey, what if you want to archive a whole site in 480p huh? That makes sense then right :(?

The dude with the Descartes profile pic is an hero tho

Less autistic than my dakimakura?

you're forgetting the people who comment on free internet porn videos asking for answers to their high school AP class homework

Even worse: People who respond to free porn videos to correct other commenter's grammar.

Here's your Reddit Silver, Zachums!

/u/Zachums has received silver 1 time. (given by /u/Basically_Trash) info

FRAUDULENT REDDIT SILVER. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS

!RedditSilver Zachums

S-shut up! I don't even like you baka!

false! the baka! is one sentence, and it begins with stuttering! repeat after me! shut up! i don't even like you. b-baka!

I've paid for porn, don't even regret it tbh, if you go to the right sites you get your money's worth

Yeah but you can torrent that shit. Unless you have some kind of hangup about pirating porn in which case get off ur high horse you scrub

Nah like some videos are really hard to find in HD, and low resolution porn hurts to watch

The way I look at it, with the sheer volume of porn professionally produced in HD and even 4k these days if you find a video you want to watch but can't find it in HD, there's like a 99% probability that you'll be able to find something very similar in HD without having to pay. Probably with the same porn star too

A lot of people pay to support their favourite kind of porn.

Since I'm completely bland and enjoys the most mainstream shit you can find, I guess it wouldn't make any sense for me to pay.

But I can see a reason if your cup of tea have like ten viewers.

Wanting to see every nook and cranny

gross.

Masturbating to the kind of porn that's popular enough to warrant a torrent instead of obscure doujins that are only available in Chinese through a friend's Mega.nz

Do Americans actually do this?

we Americans enjoy masturbating to extra curvy pieces of driftwood

or you can spend 30 seconds googling and get someone else's pw...

You were the first backer for 2 girls 1 cup, weren’t you?

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Wrong cup, you autistic bot.

Not sure about him, but I threw in a $20 towards SWAP.AVI

Damn. That’s the one I was thinking of.

Yeah because people are really gonna be glad they got that lifetime membership in 10 years when she's old and nasty

I mean watching her gradually become a trainwreck might be worth it if it's funny enough.

yeah like i would gladly have paid some money (not $350 tho) to have serial snapchats of miley cyrus's descent into madness

Maybe in 10 years she'll grow out of her acne problem

But I want my favorite porn stars to rate my dick

Yeah because people are really gonna be glad they got that lifetime membership in 10 years when she's old and nasty

If she lives that long, without dying from an overdose, or finding Jesus at some point.

/u/camsoda_com did you ever get knocked up from a creampie?

Yeah because people are really gonna be glad they got that lifetime membership in 10 years when she's old and nasty

Not her problem

Why would she suddenly be both old and nasty in a mere ten years? Is she already 35?

I'm not even going to make fun of the guy for paying for porn, but how dumb are you if you expect whores to be reliable?

/u / jewdank? Care to explain?

/u/jewdank

The three things a man should never pay for, sex, porn, and anime.

He fucked up and paid for porn, so he gets what he deserves.

I bet he pays import for subs.

Classic deflection technique, Zachary. Unfortunately for you, I see right through your nervous lies. Why don't you tell the class how much you yourself spend on anime every month?

I bet you buy the dubs too. Sick fuck.

When did the dubs vs. subs wars calm down, or have I just ascended and don't see them anymore?

I dunno, I just mute it and have Microsoft Sam read me the subs, so it's like dubs, but better.

Low budgets have largely stopped doing dubs altogether, and high budget dubs usually aren't that bad. Sometimes even good.

The three things a man should never pay for, sex,

You wouldn't pay money to have sex with Hillary Clinton? Sad.

I'd pay to not do that, tbh

It's not about the sexual enjoyment. It's about getting to say you fucked Hillary Clinton.

Tbh, Bill won't even fuck her. I feel like he'd laugh at me if I did

I feel like he'd laugh at me if I did

He'd probably slip you a twenty for doing it just so he doen't have to lol.

Implying Bill does anything besides what he wants

I think Hill-dawg has the cojones to make him/

Bill gives her the finger when she turns her back

You'd definitely crush Chelsea Clinton at least?

Of course

Is that even a question?

Obviously not

Indeed

beta move tbh

Rie, how much would you pay me to lick my anus?

zero dollars, i don't go out for broke bois lmaoooo

Rie, I have more money than you can count

deeply doubting

Literally count how many fingers I'm holding up, if you can't do that, you're a retard that hates america

i can crunch past eight

and anime.

Idk, I own a box set of Cowboy Bebop, and I'd love to have a copy of Akira, GiTS, and the Studio Gimli films on blu-ray.

Akira for one was remastered, and while I do have a 10gb rip with 5.1 surround, a real blu-ray rip is like 40gb. If I'm aiming for the best quality possible, I'm throwing away 3/4 of something by watching the hq torrent version.

I'd also love to have a copy of Studio Gimli films. Preferably with Legolas.

Unfortunately they're in short supply.

https://i.imgur.com/FmYjcHV.gif

It's dead, Zachums. You killed it.

Who the hell is Remy btw?

Remy did not treat her fans like this. Especially not the ones who subscribed to her. You are just being plain rude. Wow.

What about Remy Lebeau, aka Gambit from the X-Men?

Capeshit

Or Saint Remi, Bishop of Reims

The only Remy I know is the half drunk bottle of Remy Martin in my cupboard

Remy LaCroix

LaCroix with Riley Reid (right), her former co-star and joint winner for several awards in 2013 and 2014

From Wikipedia. What the hell is that comment supposed to mean then? "You're not living up to the legacy set by your fellow pornstar"?

Apparently, Remy and Riley don't exactly like each other.

u/DrasticXplorer what kind of person knows enough about a pornstar to needle them? What the hell, man?

Like, 20 seconds of Google.

http://www.die-screaming.com/remy-lacroix-riley-reid-feud-247181/

That motherfucker knew that shit offhand. Also, fuck u, smart guy

Warning: This post contains hurtful words

lmao

The people who follow the drama of pornstars are a sensitive bunch.

Are you insulting porns deep and exciting lore, you mongoloid?

What's your favorite arc? The "James Deen is a rapist?!" arc was pretty good.

Ooh is that over? Didn't get a satisfying denouement.

Dunno, I came and stopped paying attention

Hey man I know too much useless stuff than useful stuff. So whenever I get the chance to use the useless stuff to do something, I get very excited.

Okay, whatever. Why do you pay for porn, though?

Well someone has to otherwise we will all die holding out limp dicks in our hand because we don't have good, quality material to jerko off to. Or you can just have sex but not everyone is fortunate enough to do that.

Oh, look at you, acting all reasonable and good humored just to make me look like an ass. Well fuck you, buddy. I see your game.

Hey I'm as much of an ass as you. We are in the leagues. I mean who needles a pornstar over her beef with someone else on reddit?

An autistic weirdo. You should post here.

Cool.

From what I've heard there's some bad blood between the two, mostly on Riley's end. They used to be friends up until Remy stopped doing porn so she could go to school and I guess Riley saw that as her turning her back on the industry and took it as a big betrayal.

Why do so many people know this stuff? Is this what they talk about in the parts I fast forward through?

Pretty sure it's been posted on this sub

Search doesn't bring anything up. Maybe you're confusing us with a different (lesser) drama subreddit.

Social media for pornstars is a drama gold mine.

From what I've heard there's some bad blood between the two, mostly on Riley's end. They used to be friends up until Remy stopped doing porn so she could go to school and I guess Riley saw that as her turning her back on the industry and took it as a big betrayal.

Maybe no

Top ten anime betrayals

Snapshillbot got it.

There was another one someone mentioned the other day, but I can't remember it and am too lazy to look.

Ceddit is broken. Use Removeddit.

ceddit doesn't work anymore

Ceddit only captures mod removals, not user deletions.

it is so easy to stream any one of her hardcore sex videos for free why the fuck would anyone ever pay money for the extra snapchat videos of her fucking herself with a dildo or whatever she snap chats.

it amazes me people get so infactuated with just one porn star they will spend money on just their extra shit look at any porno stars twitter they are all promoting that shit all the time.

You don't realize how pathetic the male species is:

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a50977/im-a-25-year-old-financial-dominatrix/

Penicide when.

It's never black dudes, ever notice that?

M E L A N I N

Because black people don't have money

Oh my god she actually called other people tacky. Here entire "job" is leeching off deeply messed up people who need therapy, but stealing clients is tacky?

Same reason people donate stupid amounts of money to twitch streamers. They're friendless retards who do anything to gain some sense of companionship. Hell I would say donating is worse only because you don't get to see any ass.

"Notice me senpai" is usually the answer to your question.

infatuated*

Also, notice the title says "lonely man." The point is the personal connection the man feels he has. It's not just the sex.

And of course everything is [removed]. Way to kill off funny stuff.

Anyway this really makes me think: is there really a market for this shit? Where would a thin guy with longish hair and somewhat feminine traits go to do so? Asking for a friend.

Where would a thin guy with longish hair and somewhat feminine traits go to do so?

/r/truechristian

use removeddit.com

/u/fifth-wall Why are you such a sperg following people around to different subs to harass them about demanding quality smut for their money? You spazzed super hard in that thread.

He's a known sperglord

I know. I want him to sperg out in here.

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Use snappy you mong

I am, just funny how nearly the entire thread is nuked.

I'd do it for $200, tbh.

Charge for my own.

PM sent.

I'll give you $2 and a half finished bag of doritos

And that's $250, for you, Herr Goyim.

$3.50 and two full bags, thats my final offer jewess.

$100?!

You're gonna charge me $50 for this? $25 is a lot to ask for anything! I could maybe do $5. Here you go

!redditsilver

You get the chosen people discount obviously.

https://i.imgur.com/Ffrydmu.gif

like anudda shoah

(((I'll))) give you Reddit Gold for a signed and time-stamped buttsharpie photo from you.

Wow, so jewdank's snapchat content was miles ahead of even industry professionals, and more affordable. It's a shame you all bullied such a wonderful performer off of this website.

It is a good deal when other people pay for porn then release it for free for me.

For 350 dollars that bitch should come to my house and sit on my dick like a chair, not lifetime access to some shitty snapchat.

Riley Reid sounds like a tranny name.

No that's Annalee Raid.

What am I thinking of right now?

Melons.

Close. It was butts.

So, what did she say without saying what she said?

Riley Reid is so fucking ugly too. What's with reddit's obsession to her? I'm an incel and if that whore offered herself up to me it would make me volcel for sure.

wew

She's not that pretty nor does she have a nice body. Don't know why people love her so much? Because of her awful rap skills? Lmao

lad

You don't agree? :p

It's the same thing with the girl from Harry Porter. Not attractive, lacks feminine body, yet 16-24 yr old males cum buckets when she farts.

I don't get it at all.

Oh man! This one is hard (pun definitely intended) for me. I get why people aren't attracted to Emma Watson and are confused by people who cum buckets over her.

For me she's like Emma Stone or Rachel McAdams. I find them very pretty and gorgeous but my dick getting hard isn't the first response. Not saying I won't bang the ever living day lights out of the 3 of them (in an alternate universe where I'd be attractive enough for them to get a chance plus way better dick stamina) but they aren't like Demi Rose Mawby or Genesis Mia Lopez for me.

Emma Stone is an ideal woman for me, at least as far as she portrays herself in movies. She's pretty, but in a somewhat unique way. She's got that mouth lisp dealio, and this look in her eyes like she's onto a secret you haven't yet figured out quite yet.

Just love it.
Put her in the weight room for six months and, whew!

I know right? She's just so lovable/likeable! <3

Quite so! Though I admit I see women all the time in real life I'd have no problem dating, were I in an adequate position. We tend to put celebrities on a pedestal that they really don't deserve.

Do you think Emma is put on a pedestal by her fans? To me, she looks like this chick who everybody thinks is cool and that's it.

I think she should be lauded for whatever good qualities she has. The thing to which I'm referring is the idea that there are no women who exist who are as good as these celebrities -- as attractive, intelligent, skilled, when in fact there are plenty of ladies who are not famous who are equal in every way.
A good example of this is Youtube. You can see all kinds of mini celebrities or those who are chugging along with minimal subscribers. Plenty of them are gorgeous, cute, or otherwise.

You're already a volcel. If you were a real man, you would go get trashed and bang a fat girl.

How does /r/incels feel about you being their ambassador to /r/drama?

Imagine paying for porn while the internet exists!

Fuckin' incels, man.

/u/thegooeyspoon

Why would you spend $350 on something like that when free porn is all over the internet?

Answer me.

Riley Reid has been in good videos but she also has kind of a weird face, she's best in a supporting role rather than the lead

Nah she uggo lol

I watched her "rap" video and while she does have a somewhat odd face -- not enough to bother me, though -- I really like that even though she's rapping, she comes across like she's singing a gospel song: Smiling, bouncing on her toes. That is highly endearing to me.

Why pay for this shit when you can see her for free on any porn site?

"It's Riley Reid & its time to get riggity riggity wrecked !!! Ask me anything"

Someone laughed at that and told her it was clever. They are still waiting for that reciprocation.

"It's Riley Reid & its time to get riggity riggity wrecked !!! Ask me anything"

Someone laughed at that and told her it was clever. They are still waiting for that reciprocation.

literally definition of peak entitlement is making that your AMA header and not getting immediate sitewide ban from life

That guy wasted his money. Although I should probably talk. I joined a social network hosted on a website that was hosted by a celebrity I had a crush on. Nothing even happened on the site and that particular celebrity stopped using the site for something entirely different. Then again, joining the social network was entirely free.

Heh, your title. Lonely man, he is like Florida man but a different flavor of wtf.

Thank you /u/jerry_fuentes for asking the question that was on all of our minds, we here at /r/drama also just want the best poops

is it less of a strain to poop due to anal sex? i am a straight male but would be willing to use dildo on regular basis to have easier poops. and yes i eat lots of fiber and take a probiotic. i just want the best poops.

Man, he aint kidding about those poops!

Cringy as it is, a business is a business. If services rendered are sub-par for what I paid, I'd be mad.

Why would you spend $350 on something like that when free porn is all over the internet?

At least he can say he got fucked by a pornstar.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___🍆🍆🍆🍆 Don't mind me just taking my fans for a walk

I don't get it.

I gotta say as someone who has a 4K TV

Who needs to see porn stars' track marks and arseboils that clearly though?

It doesn't. Use removeddit instead.