Boyfriend playfully teases his girlfriend, like humans in relationships often do. No big deal right? Ackchyually...

65  2017-10-04 by TUMS_FESTIVAL

51 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2017-10-04

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1  AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-04

"Girlfriend"? If that's how fast your gf moves away when you grab her ass, you're not paying her enough.

1  TUMS_FESTIVAL 2017-10-04

They are dating.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-04

I could tell they were the same people by the giant orange dots

1  TUMS_FESTIVAL 2017-10-04

Well the one guy's face is half an orange dot.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-04

Quit trying to grabass around the real issue: Why you're putting so much energy into defending a guy wearing an orange camouflage kilt.

1  glmox 2017-10-04

its called being "fashion forward"

1  umar4812 2017-10-04

Oopsies, looks like,you're wrong, faggot.

1  MeatyStew 2017-10-04

What's the matter with Orange, Camo or a kilt?

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-04

Nothing individually. Just like ketchup, chocolate, and whiskey. The problem is blending all three

1  MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-10-04

They prefer to be called "M&M Americans" thank you very much

1  wwaalleess 2017-10-04

I've never seen a community be so wrong all the time about shit that really doesn't matter.

1  GuillotinesNOW 2017-10-04

Oh, is this your first time on /r/drama?

1  VIOLENT_MONKEY_ANUS 2017-10-04

we're never wrong

we just have a different interpretation of the facts

1  VIOLENT_MONKEY_ANUS 2017-10-04

here we have redditors trying to dissect a relationship

wow that always works out

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-04

u/derek_g_S u/Lampyrinae why are you too so retarded? Jumping to conclusions much? Smh

1  derek_g_S 2017-10-04

*two

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-04

Better? 😘

1  neutralvoter 2017-10-04

russia posted this to divide americans

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-04

Fasle Flag!

1  Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-10-04

Is there no limit to their depravity?

1  MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-10-04

There is nothing too low for those Siberian mongrels

1  The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-10-04

That thread is great. Comments calling him an Intel, that he's commiting sexual assault, etc. It's a beautiful train wreck

1  pepperouchau 2017-10-04

I'm surprised they're holding back and not calling him an AMD

1  ragnathorn 2017-10-04

What a bunch of pussies. That guy is a MediaTek for sure.

1  S994 2017-10-04

It's time for gays to take back Qualcomm to remove its power as a slur against them.

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-10-04

You guys are gay af

1  IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-04

Cyrex overdrive

1  nanonan 2017-10-04

There's less than 6502 people that even use that slur.

1  OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-10-04

He's a damn Motorola and you know it!

1  ProphetRith 2017-10-04

Wtf you can type :ooo

1  ltedt 2017-10-04

lols it's like this post all over again https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/6vrpdk/reddit_detective_posts_tv_footage_of_a_guy_who_he/

these cunts never touched anyone and jump to conclusion faster than the speed of light. absolutely pathetic

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-10-04

I'm not sure why you're surprised that people on reddit are absolutely pathetic

1  Bronafide 2017-10-04

I swear every time that sub make it to the front page the comments are way more cringy than whatever is happening

1  Yiin 2017-10-04

/u/FuzzGod666

I agree. Sex should be confined to the bedroom. This sexually-charged culture impels us to step on each other's toes and not even apologize when we realize it. Through a hole in the sheet would be ideal, though.

1  FreeDory 2017-10-04

Honestly I grope my girlfriends ass in public all of the time, and she moves away but is laughing at the same time.

It’s just teasing. Why does reddit think flirting is sexual assault?this is why people hate nerds and feminists.

1  theycallmeryan 2017-10-04

Soon feminists are going to say it’s sexist to be attracted to a woman lmao

1  pepperouchau 2017-10-04

hets gonna het

1  SpectroSpecter 2017-10-04

This is honestly horrible.

Horrible. Horrible is the word this person chose to describe this gif. A word generally reserved for a baby born addicted to crack, or an orphanage burning down.

Then again /u/lampyrinae almost exclusively posts on subs dedicated to shaming unattractive men, so I guess when you're an obese feminist the world looks a little different on account of the psychosis.

1  TUMS_FESTIVAL 2017-10-04

Their response to being called out was my favorite:

I do not feel like a moron for 2 reasons. 1) I did not assume they were strangers/not dating. I worded my comment the way I did because the element that appeared so bad to me was his lack of response to her cues, whether or not they had some preexisting relationship. 2) I think my reaction is a pretty natural reaction to what was shown. If it was one of their friends who filmed and uploaded it then it was surely done specifically because it would garner exactly these reactions. If it was a stranger, then it might also be that the stranger had the same reaction as most redditors. I'm not sure if you're self aware enough to look beyond the temptation of a 'gotcha' to think about why a clip was edited or posted in the first place, or to acknowledge that a person is entitled to have a reaction to what they see without letting it be the final word on an entire situation. Hopefully you are. tl;dr: No.

1  nybbas 2017-10-04

Is it sad that this is pretty close to the response I expected from them? You will never see a "Oh shit, that was dumb of me to jump to conclusions, sorry guys"

1  bleepis 2017-10-04

grabbing ur gfs ass in public is trashy and if you do it you should just die

1  ironicshitpostr 2017-10-04

I'll grab yr ass in public darling

1  bleepis 2017-10-04

i don’t have an ass

1  point_shaver 2017-10-04

Reddit (and even real life now it seems) is just a fucking giant Rorschach test imo.

1  snappleteadrink 2017-10-04

They see what they want?

1  point_shaver 2017-10-04

Reddit (and even real life now it seems) is just a fucking giant Rorschach test imo.

1  Tony_AbbottPBUH 2017-10-04

/u/commiehuntersniper i've seen you in heaps of threads and i've got to say i like what i see

what made you this way?

1  CommieHunterSniper 2017-10-04

Three combat deployments to Iraq tend to melt ones sense of political correctness. I desire truth and honesty above feelings and emotions. Truth is often times not pleasant. But we can never fix something until we admit what is broken.

1  strathmeyer 2017-10-04

HE'S GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH HER!

1  Burnnoticelover 2017-10-04

Gross and creepy and gross and gross tbh.