Banged my Friend's Crush. He and friend group is hurt and angry.
4 2017-10-07 by thecoberto
I am a 19 y/o male, he is a 20 y/o male. The girl that I hooked up with who is the girl he likes, is a 20 y/o female. Am I in the wrong as much as they make it out to be? When my buddy found out that I hooked up with his crush, he blocked me, did not pick up my calls, and told a bunch of people that I "f*cked him over."
Now, the same friend group have sent me endearing messages saying that I have been shunned, saying that I did him wrong, how could I do such a thing and that I lost all of them as friends. One person told me that I would rather have p*ssy over friendship.
I have sent messages in a group chat, really just casual conversation like nothing ever happened yet they are still butthurt about it. I did not cheat, I did not hook up with his ex-gf. I did not rub it in his face, I acted like it never happened.
Are they being childish, petty, immature? Or am I being harsh, and uncaring?
70 comments
1 turd_-_ferguson 2017-10-07
This is just my opinion. And I don't know the whole story, but I really don't think I need it.
You are wrong. If this was just a cheap fuck, and you chose an orgasm over a friend, then you don't deserve this person as a friend.
Kinda Crappy bro.
Loyalty.
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
I do not deserve him as a friend because I had a cheap fuck with his crush-is what youre saying? Thanks for the response!
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2017-10-07
Yes. What is hard to understand there?
1 turd_-_ferguson 2017-10-07
Hahaha. You are doomed for a very lonely life if you can't understand the concept of betrayal.
Good Luck.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-10-07
Can't tell if trolling or bitter incel...
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-10-07
Have you tried not being a cunt?
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
Elaborate please!
1 _Norm_ 2017-10-07
Imagine being so stupid you literally don't understand Bros b4 Hoes.
1 aliceunknown 2017-10-07
Bros before hoes.
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
I choose my friend over a girl anyday!
1 Devanthar 2017-10-07
Any day, just not that one day. Probably never.
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
Just because I had sex with a girl he liked, does not mean I am a bad friend. She can have sex with who ever she wants. My buddy has no say. I am there for my friends. Do not think I am not.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-07
Yes it does.
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
Explain then please
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-07
You chose random pussy over friendship. Apologize to him and learn from your stupidity.
1 Fokusfaehre 2017-10-07
He's not the one who cut the friendship because he wants pussy.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-07
His friend clearly liked the girl more than just for sex.
1 JohnBlind 2017-10-07
Fucking implying, breh's twenty
1 aliceunknown 2017-10-07
Bae, you need to overcome this denial. It was the bro or hoe and you picked the hoe. Now, how was the sex?
1 OniTan 2017-10-07
Ask her to hook up again at your place. When yous go to fuck, do it doggystyle. Turn off the lights and have your friend hide in the closet. Then, pull out and have him swap in and take over.
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
Houdini her
1 OniTan 2017-10-07
Just let the guy cum first. Then he won't be pissed about not getting to fuck her.
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
Man he was in love with her. He thinks she is the one.
1 OniTan 2017-10-07
Why won't she fuck him?
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
She has told me personally that she is "just not that into him."
1 OniTan 2017-10-07
For real though. Is he ugly? Sounds like he acts like a spaz.
Did you use a condom or go bareback?
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
Bare. And yes he has impulse control issues.
1 OniTan 2017-10-07
What's she look like? Did you cum in her?
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
Damn man youre wanting a bio
1 OniTan 2017-10-07
So she's not even hot?
1 alphetasauce 2017-10-07
This makes you a shitty friend. Plenty of other sloots out there. Why'd you bag this one?
1 bleepis 2017-10-07
if you and your friends were girls she’d already have ripped your hair out in clumps and broken three of your ribs
1 Devanthar 2017-10-07
Sure, you're a top lad. I value my friends ability to choose 5 minutes of friction over my feelings.
1 salami_inferno 2017-10-07
She can have sex with whoever she wants and your friends can choose to not be friends with whoever they want. If a buddy of mine had such disregard for my feelings my group would drop him fast. Try not being a sack of shit.
1 OniTan 2017-10-07
*Holes.
1 bareballzthebitch 2017-10-07
It's not your fault she friend-zoned his sorry ass.
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
yes, this. He has been caught up on this girl that has no interest in him at all.
1 Fokusfaehre 2017-10-07
He's trying to undermine your dominance as alpha male to get a chance to mate himself. Pity fucking him will not only put him in his place, it will also regain his friendship and cement your new status in the group.
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
Pity fucking? Please elaborate on the term
1 Fokusfaehre 2017-10-07
He's a pitiful lonely creep and nobody will ever touch his genitals if you don't do it
1 polddit 2017-10-07
Your "bros" are cucked faggots who, rather than get pissy at this slore, are just jealous of you so now they are shunning you. They should be telling this hoe to fuck off, but have put the pussy on the pedestal and cannot relate to you just trying to moisturize your cock with some natural female lubricant.
Don't worry my bro, you will find a new group of friends who aren't such beta losers that will happily toss around some jizzrag with you. Find some gymbros, boost some testosterone, fuck bitches, then find a tradwife who will be worth settling down with and not fuck other dudes on a whim.
1 Stuntman119 2017-10-07
I don't want to make any "personal attacks", but I think it's objectively true that this city, state, nation, world, and likely your own family would all be better off had you never existed. Everything I've ever seen you write has detracted from the conversation and stands for nothing other than evidence that the caricature of Americans as stupid, lazy, gullible, fearful, and incapable of complex thought has at least some (read:one) basis in fact.
Unfortunately, there is no way to erase you entirely from existence. You can, however, rectify this problem yourself. It won't get us back all the time and oxygen you've cost us, but it would prevent any more of this waste from occurring. There are many ways you can do this. I would be happy to help stop the unfortunate mistake that your life represents on the balance sheet of humanity.
1 polddit 2017-10-07
This is good shit my duuuude! Can you show me the proper method in offing myself first. I want to make sure I do it properly.
1 silmikilto 2017-10-07
[tip]
But I could do it for free.
1 polddit 2017-10-07
Timestamp or gtfo
1 JasonJewnova 2017-10-07
No you didn't
1 Washington_vape 2017-10-07
Lmao all your friends sound like whiny little pussies who can't get laid. He doesn't have dibs on her and he can't dictate who you fuck. Tell them to such a fat dick after you fuck her again
1 BussySundae 2017-10-07
Why hasn’t this been stickied yet
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
I hope it does lol!
1 bleepis 2017-10-07
anyway if she rejected your friend before she fucked you you’re fine. if she rejected your friend AFTER she fucked you you’re terrible. buy him a hooker in compensation
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
Rejected before.
1 bleepis 2017-10-07
ok that’s their problem then
1 RollBread 2017-10-07
If he liked her so much how come he didn't fuck her?
Go find some better friends brah, you're barely more than a teen so it'll take about half a month.
1 GoblinThief 2017-10-07
you chose a hoe before a bro as is your right. Your friends think you're a cunt for doing that as is their right. And we are laughing at you for losing your friends as is our right.
1 froibo 2017-10-07
There's no dibs. Bunch of limp dicks here that sit and wait instead of making a move, like your buddy. If it wasn't you it would be some other dude.
Sounds like you two are going to have to fuck each other to get over this.
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
This. If it wasnt me some other dude would.
1 froibo 2017-10-07
Your friend needs to move on, it's what's best for him and he is taking his rejection out on you. If he won't even hear your apology or how you could make it up to him, that's his deal. Friends forgive each other. Can't believe your other friends are enabling him. Tough shit, man.
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
Enabling is a great word for it. I'm unsure if I should apologize to him, or just let it be with time.
1 froibo 2017-10-07
I'd definitely give it time if he is being hot headed. Hopefully you will get a natural time to talk to him about it.
1 OniTan 2017-10-07
Ask yourself why the fuck you want to be friends with a spaz. You're being as bad as he is with her.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-10-07
I think you should be killed.
1 CaptainMemer 2017-10-07
All sex outside marriage is wrong.
1 MasterLawlz 2017-10-07
How hot is she and how close were you and your friend?
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
Id say 6 on my scale. Good friends you could call us.
1 MasterLawlz 2017-10-07
I think you messed up then, if he was a good friend and she wasn't even that hot then I doubt the benefits outweighed all these costs
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
I do see your point!
1 Brothaniels 2017-10-07
Did your friend have a chance with her?
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
Not a chance. She did not like him.
1 Denny_Craine 2017-10-07
Bang her again duh
1 ThadeusSurge 2017-10-07
The only solution is to have sex with your friend.
1 thecoberto 2017-10-07
Logical
1 weniscommander 2017-10-07
OP literally did nothing wrong. There's no such thing as 'dibs' on single people.