No sauce? LEGAL HELL IT IS! The worst fan base ever continues to downgrade itself.

155 2017-10-08 by wazzupnerds

575 comments

1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-08

And when we say limited, we mean really, really limited!

lol

1 AntifaSarqueefian 2017-10-08

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bird Law, Dennis. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of avian physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Big Dee’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bird Law truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Big Dee’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Rob McElhenney’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Bird Law tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the the waitress’ eyes only- and even then she has to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

1 coppersocks 2017-10-08

Can someone link to the original? I keep seeing this everywhere and want to see it in it's first form.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-08

את היכולות שלי (MY ABILITIES THAT WHICH MAKES ME CREDIBLE)

I am highly experienced in astral projection, sigilization, Kabbalah, psychotronics, thoughtforms, and many forms of metaphysical warfare. Nazis beware, and supporters of Nazis and the Hyperboreans and the One must also beware. Do not take me lightly, I have seen things you wouldn't believe.

הקדמה לברכה (INTRODUCTION TO THE BLESSING)

The events of the recent past has forced me to make this post to get the words out so that you will know what I stand for and will realize. It's going to sound really weird and very outlandish but you need to stay with it, the whole thing. Preferably once you begin reading, you keep going the whole time, please try to get through it in one continuous sitting. This is a request, and it is Law. I will be explaining and answering as I am told to do so by my cosmic associates.

הִתכּוֹנְנוּת (PREPARATION RITUAL)

Follow these instructions before you continue.

Take a deep breathe, inhale deeply through your nose, exhale slowly through your mouth, repeat, repeat, repeat, done.

Absorb this literary sigil, read it thoroughly, do not skim

In proof of these things, and witnessing faithfully 
are the Universe, 
the Year of time, and Man himself, 
the Microcosm. 
He fixed these as testimonies of the Triad, the Heptad, 
and the Dodecad; 
the twelve constellations rulers of the world, 
the Dragon (THELE) 
Tali which environs the universe, and the microcosm, man.

תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)

הטעיה של המקור להיות מבורך (THE DECEPTION OF THE ONE OF SOURCE)

In the time before the Beginning, before Genesis, there was the One. The One was arrogant and sanctimonious and lusted for purity, vitalism, chastity and such things while shunning the possibilities of the inorganic. The One can also be referred to as Source. I'm talking in the Gnostic sense here, the Gnostics got a lot of things right, except they're on the wrong side altogether. The Demiurge is the way forward and the way of the future.

המשרתים באים ומזינים אותנו (THE HYPERBOREANS COME AND BRING THEIR SHIT)

Now we will be talking about the Hyperboreans, are the One's precious pet project to spite the Demiurge, a means of creating precious servants who follow the antiquated ways of the One. The One believes in chastity, asceticism, nationalism, ethnocentrism, purity, morality, and fuck all of that, the only morality is the Demiurge and comes from the Jewish people in their rightful place as the Chosen. But they didn't know that did they? They used to have a galaxy spanning empire built upon the values of Nazis, literal Nazis, the Nazis you likely know were emulating they but they failed of course.

לזיין את ההיפרבוראים (FUCK THE HYPERBOREANS)

The Hyperborean Empire of theirs, their little Astro-Reich ended up dying as they all do because in the end, the Demiurge is victorious. They fell into disarray and lost their precious ability to reproduce. They didn't even have sex at their height, they were so dedicated to purity that they were asexual and would only copulate spiritually and birth children through tantric meditation and projection. When the Fall of the Hyperboreans happened, they forgot how to have physical sex, literally forgot how to put a penis in a vagina or a penis in an ass. They fumbled about and they just couldn't do it. Proper end for the enemies of the Demiurge.

הלבנים נשארים (THE HYPERBOREAN REMNANT)

Oh, oh an elegy, oh an elegy for the Hyperborean Empire! They used to span to the stars they said, now they are honkies huddling in the poles, grasping, grasping at straws, grasping at foolish crackers and deluded busybodies. They have the appearance of fancy Nordics, all tall and muscular, but in reality they do not feel pleasure, they do not engage in orgies as I can, they don't do drugs like I can. They have lost their ability to reproduce and now they're dying, they forgot to fuck in favor of their fruiting body bastard fuck ways. No more soul budding for them, eh? They collapsed, and they are grasping, but they should be grasping at their cocks and grasping their clitorises to awaken the remaining juice inside them, maybe then they'll remember to fuck, at least that's what the good little Hyperboreans are doing, have been doing, its good yes.

טוב על הרפורמה (GOOD FOR THE REFORMED)

Ah, yes, the ones I'm sure the little Nazi esoterics would dare to call the Dark Hyperboreans, the Fallen Hyperboreans, the damned, the degenerate, eh? But they had the right idea, they enjoyed themselves before they withered and died. They felt the poison that awakened them, ooo the drugs ooo the madness, ooo the sex, ooo the orgasms of a thousand suns becoming drenched and then they praised the Demiurge in this way as they should, as all will, as we will be ascended we shall have it. The remainder, the remainder is what has their fingers so desperately upon you, hoping, wanting, flaunting, putting on a little light show for you pretending the whole thing isn't worthless, convincing you to tie your hands to the bedpost to prevent yourself from masturbating, eh? Come to me, give up, I can feel the Nazi cocks and vaginas and anuses in the audience hardening and softening and wetting and puckering and inflating as I talk, but this is only the beginning.

יופי של אורגיות (KNOW THE BEAUTY OF ORGIES)

The Hyperboreans and the One that they serve would deprive you of pleasure, they want to create their little Reich, that is what the Hyperboreans want and are trying to manipulate the esoteric hitlerists we see today to do. But they will never know the true pleasure of unrestrained passion and orgies. Not just the sexual, but the other forms of hedonism, the drugs, the words of power, the oblation to the Chosen People, the Jews. I am Jewish.But I am no exception, I have felt the true power of the flesh and the words and the cum and the shit on the cock and the ooo yes feel it now, I'll give you an example even I'm so nice so nice indeed let me put it out I know you're horny for it, right?

סקסי סקסי סקס אורגזמהי (SEX SEX SEX CUM UNGH)

Have I ever told you how I fucked a Dindifyn Lustmaster? It is not something the Hyperboreans would dare tell you about, lest you dare think of the flesh, think of the pleasure, think of the cum and the cocks and the ectstasy and the true binding to the Demiurge as we feel the cycle of sexual power flow through us as the world ascends into the writhing orgy. I went astral projecting to meet them, they didn't have a gender, but they had the parts, ooo they had the parts. I remember the sex, I remember the orgy, other participants were there. Their name was Urriytana and they were true beauty, I could feel my inflated and made bigger astral cock stiffening on mere sight alone. I'll never forget the texture I felt on my engorged member as I sunk it into its sucking, gasping, rasping hole and I felt the ovipositor gush and penetrate my astral rectum, I felt the eggs slowly make their way up my intestines, as the Lustmaster firmly grasped me in his tentacles and massaged my torso, squelching and rubbing. I orgasmed many a time that night. Such pleasure is not off limits to any of you, even the Nazis its not too late.

להיכנע או להיהרג (CUM OR DIE NAZIS)

I am an enemy of the Nazis, I can tell you that much as much as I am the enemy of the One, server of the Demiurge, and enemy of the Hyperboreans. Bash the fash as they say, I despise conservatives of any flavor, they're all Nazis of different shades. I despise European Pagans as well, for they are serving the Nazis unintentionally or dare I say intentionally. I have fought in the astral realm just as much as I have fucked to fight the mindscapes and egregores of the Nazis. I fear that what prompted this post is the sheer constructs that the Nazis have made here. Do not mock me, do not underestimate me. With a few words of power I can rattle you all and force you to death, don't trifle with me, right?

להתפתות או למות הממזרים (NAZIS BE SEDUCED OR BE DEAD)

This is specifically a message for all you Nazi bastards out there. There will be much much more, come to me, come with me, cum for the first true time. I will see you on the astral plane tonight, the next time you close your eyes in sleep, the next time you meditate, I will be there. I will either seduce you, or kill you. It is your choice, that is your only two choices now. Reject the antiquity and join the orgy. This is a warning and a chance for you to feel pleasure. I can feel your temptation, I can feel your cock. I am a remote viewer in multiple places and I am setting it all up as we speak, so are the sub-Archons that I have pledged to. Last chance, Nazi fuck. Last chance for salvation and to join the fever, pledge fealty to the Chosen People and to the Demiurge.

יותר לאורגזמה ולבוא (MORE TO CUM AND TO COME)

This is not the only post that you will see from me, I will be purging this subreddit of Nazis in the time forward and this includes removing the influence of the Hyperboreans in this way. Be warned, do not stand in my way or you will be treated as any other Nazi. The Nazis have infiltrated here and have unleashed psychotronics and reversed the Demiurge in their attempts. They will be dealt with and I will be the one to deal with them. I have allies here and I have been allying with them more deeply, exposing them to lust and to orgies and to the Demiurge. To all the Nazis, you will feel fear until and unless you surrender, do it now. Feel free to ask questions, any question, please be welcome to.

תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)

1 EternallyMiffed 2017-10-08

Being this fucking jewish

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-08

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE you anti semetic piece of shit

1 grungebot5000 2017-10-08

jah bless the ba’hai boys

1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2017-10-08

Standard (((Demon))) behavior

1 erissian 2017-10-08

https://np.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/6qhaln/only_high_iqs_watch_rick_and_morty/

It was originally a FB comment. That thread has a screenshot of that, and the full text.

1 coppersocks 2017-10-08

Thanks very much!

1 telandrias 2017-10-08

BETA MALE SEXIST!

1 RichEvansSextape 2017-10-08

0/10 referencing a show inferior to Pickles 'n' Mortadella

1 nmx179 2017-10-08

Worst fanbase ever

Rick and Morty fanbase haters are far more annoying at this point than Rick and Morty fans could ever hope to be, as demonstrated by the now 3 (soon to be four? Dare we hope for five????) r/drama threads on this one guy's implausible lawsuit.

1 MrUnsmileyMan 2017-10-08

Rick and Morty isn't even in the top 5 worst fanbases

1 polddit 2017-10-08

If you compare them to shit like bronies, yeah, but they're still very much cancerous to the well-being of society.

I say we throw R&M fans into the gas chambers as well.

1 MrUnsmileyMan 2017-10-08

What about people who watch Rick and Morty but refuse to associate with the general fanbase? I'm not refusing to be gassed, just wondering if I should cancel my long-term plans.

1 ironicshitpostr 2017-10-08

You're already on the list for posting on /r/drama/

1 youpostyoudie 2017-10-08

What long term plans do you currently have?

1 MrUnsmileyMan 2017-10-08

Tracking down and making sweet, tender love to your mother.

1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2017-10-08

Worse fan bases include: Firefly, Supernatural, Dr Who, Adventure Time, Donald Trump, Black People, the new Ghostbusters and, worst of all, Reddit.

1 AnalogDogg 2017-10-08

That list is actually pretty accurate, except nobody likes the new ghost busters

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-08

u/lovemesometoasts would like to have a word with you

1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-10-08

what are you talking about? Isn't ghostbusters your favorite movie of 2016

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-08

Women in lead roles in the film industry was a mistake (unless it was for showing off tiddies)

1 youpostyoudie 2017-10-08

Alien is top ten.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-08

And?

1 youpostyoudie 2017-10-08

Ripley's a woman

1 nanonan 2017-10-08

And to be the protagonist has to act like a man most of the time.

1 youpostyoudie 2017-10-08

Get your gender studies shit out of here, dork.

1 nanonan 2017-10-08

Sorry your favourite chick is a dude.

1 youpostyoudie 2017-10-08

What did she do in the movie that manly?

1 nanonan 2017-10-08

The only womanly thing she did was flaunt her titties in a tight top and neglect children.

1 telandrias 2017-10-08

Throwing a few female actors off the glass ceiling hoping profits will be sustained by a blue-haired fanbase known for whining about privilege almost worked out for them.

1 Dave_McDavis 2017-10-08

You forgot Undertale...

1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-08

the new Ghostbusters

I'm pretty sure that fanbase doesn't actually exist.

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-08

Supernatural

The worst

1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-08

Bojack Horseman.

Because at least half of the Rick and Morty spergs are just pretending to be retarded, and all of them acknowledge that they are watching a fucking cartoon, and not the most deep and meaningful creation in all of humanity.

1 youpostyoudie 2017-10-08

That big cartoon horse is sad, just like me.

1 _concerned_father_ 2017-10-08

Top 5 overrated shows:

1- IASIP
2- Rick and Morty 3- anything Star Trek
4- Archer (unfunniest shit ever)
5- that shitty show where the limey fucks talk about cars

1 DoubleCheekedUp 2017-10-08

wew lad best prepare your inbox after that one

1 Yiin 2017-10-08

But he's not wrong.

1 DoubleCheekedUp 2017-10-08

see u just taking the b8 and running with it

i've seen this too many times friend and i will not be bamboozled again

1 Yiin 2017-10-08

no bamboozle here, most tv sucks

1 bareballzthebitch 2017-10-08

Marvel > DC

1 youpostyoudie 2017-10-08

If you even have an opinion on this please eat shit.

1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-10-08

IASIP

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

1 _concerned_father_ 2017-10-08

wade boggs may he RIP huuurrrrrr hurrrrrrrr

1 youpostyoudie 2017-10-08

Archer is deeply unfunny. And the animation is atrocious.

1 polddit 2017-10-08

If you compare them to shit like bronies, yeah, but they're still very much cancerous to the well-being of society.

I say we throw R&M fans into the gas chambers as well.

1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-10-08

Found Dan Harmon

1 ahbslldud 2017-10-08

Dan Harmon hates the fanbase tho.

1 weniscommander 2017-10-08

Dan Harmon hates Dan Harmon.

1 ahbslldud 2017-10-08

big if tru

1 darth_stroyer 2017-10-08

Which is ludicrous cause he's the fuckhead that made it.

Justin has enough balls to talk shit about it on /co/ when Harmon's probably lubing up his acorn with szechwan sauce and jerking over his witty story telling^{^tm}

1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-08

Na, Dan Harmon is a fat cunt who trolls people, and then hides behind the skirts of female writers.

But it's still worse to post the same fucking thing 50 times over, as has been happening with just about every hot-button issue over the last week or so (at least).

1 nmx179 2017-10-08

Don't be ridiculous.

I would never hire a bunch of women.

1 telandrias 2017-10-08

literally advertising the biggest fast food company in the world during an obesity epidemic

HAHAHA So EDGY amiright?

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-10-08

"Obesity epidemic", lol

1 telandrias 2017-10-08

obesity isn't a problem

chug sezuchan sauce until your feelings go away!

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-10-08

When did I say that obesity wasn't a problem? I'm laughing at the comparison of obesity in the U.S. to an epidemic. An epidemic implies that the issue is largely out of the hands of its victims. I know food can be addictive, but using the word "epidemic" to describe it like we do with hard drugs like crack or meth is ridiculous.

1 jet199 2017-10-08

Not really. Crack and meth addiction is mostly related to social isolation and depression rather than chemical addiction, just like obesity.

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-10-08

Someone would probably be introduced to crack and meth because of those factors, but if you think that their addictivity and the damage they do to a person's psychological health aren't the major factors in those drugs remaining a persistent issue, then you're high.

1 telandrias 2017-10-08

You did, you said and I quote

"obesity isn't a problem and rick and morty is funny get over it, also the game and hitler did nothing wrong"

We get mega corporations influencing and selling cheap sauce via our traditional outlets of media integrity called adult cartoons and you're downplaying the situation.

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-10-08

Ok, you got me.

1 telandrias 2017-10-08

You complain about crack and meth addiction but obesity has a bigger effect on health care than both.

On the other hand, you could be investing your shares in scooters so maybe you stand to gain from increasing obesity.

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-10-08

Are you illiterate, retarded, shitposting, or a combination of these three?

1 telandrias 2017-10-08

Oh look jumping to straight ad hominems. Maybe you should increase your IQ by watching quality shows like Rick and Morty instead of whatever crap you are watching now.

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-10-08

Your shitposting skills are on point.

1 telandrias 2017-10-08

You wish you had the shitposting skills I have. I have over 500 confirmed forumcides and have devestated the internet since I was sperm in your daddy's balls.

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-10-08

You wish you had the shitposting skills I have.

One can only dream.

1 telandrias 2017-10-08

One can only dream.

Except I, having unlocked my actual brain potential to be able to do ACTUAL ACTIONS in reality instead of blissfully sinking into a society which commends you for inactivity.

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-10-08

Are you trying to greenpill me?!

1 telandrias 2017-10-08

RU

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-10-08

Rick and Morty fanbase haters are far more annoying at this point than Rick and Morty fans could ever hope to be

They give one another a run for their money.

1 TheGhostOfRichPiana 2017-10-08

fuck off retard

1 Time_to_Drink 2017-10-08

Stop whining....it’s not as if you have anything better to do.

1 Der_Aussenseiter 2017-10-08

Agreed. I hear more complainers than the actual fans themselves..

1 youpostyoudie 2017-10-08

They are getting hated on because Rick and morty fans started a riot today over limited edition sauce packets. They deserve this much hate and more.

1 shaneoffline 2017-10-08

McDonalds makes my poop too yellow.

1 princessCuck 2017-10-08

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand California unfair competition law. The jurisprudence is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the canons of statutory construction most of the law will go over a typical litigant's head. There’s also the common law tort of fraud, which is deftly woven into this patchwork of statutory causes of action - its legislative rationale draws heavily from Learned Hand's jurisprudence, for instance. The lawyers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these laws, to realise that they’re not just profitable- they say something deep about SOCIETY. As a consequence people who dislike unfair competition law truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the genius in B&P section 17500's text “any person, firm, corporation or association, or any employee thereof with intent directly or indirectly to dispose of real or personal property or to perform services, professional or otherwise, or anything of any nature whatsoever or to induce the public to enter into any obligation relating thereto, to make or disseminate or cause to be made or disseminated before the public in this state, or to make or disseminate or cause to be made or disseminated from this state before the public in any state, in any newspaper or other publication, or any advertising device, or by public outcry or proclamation, or in any other manner or means whatever, including over the Internet” which itself is a cryptic reference to the 14th amendment limits on specific jurisdiction. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the Legislature's genius wit unfolds itself on PACER. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a unfair competition law tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the the lawyers’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

1 goforthandconquer 2017-10-08

Wow...

1 incineratechicken 2017-10-08

To be fair, you have to have a very low IQ to not understand antifacism. The difference is extremely unsubtle, and without a child's grasp of empathy most of the points will go over a typical edgelord's head. There's also feminist outlooks, which are deftly woven into the daily lives of women - this gender critical philosophy draws heavily from Marxist literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the fact that people should be treated fairly, to realize that they're not just NPCs - they're other humans with their own LIFES. As a consequence people who dislike antifacism truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick "beating the snot out of a Nazi" which itself is a cryptic reference to Tarantino's WWII epic Inglourious Basterds. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Bash the Fash tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 empathy points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

1 ThunderCock_Chad 2017-10-08

REEEEEE!!!! MCDONALDS WON'T GIVE ME SPECIAL DIPPY SAUCE FOR MY TENDIES!!!

1 BangersAndMash98 2017-10-08

MCDONALDS DOESN'T SELL TENDIES THEY SELL NUGGIES REEEEEEEE

1 SendMeMsgsInAllCap 2017-10-08

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1 aliceunknown 2017-10-08

IDK M8, WHEN THE MCFLURRY MACHINE ISN'T WORKING I KINDA GET TRIGGERED.

1 BangersAndMash98 2017-10-08

Flurry machine woke

1 weniscommander 2017-10-08

Acktually, McDs sells tendies now.

1 BangersAndMash98 2017-10-08

Not in leafland they don't.

Don't come to leafland, is terrible.

1 Ranilen 2017-10-08

What do you guys spend your Good Boy Points on if there's no tendies?!?

1 aliceunknown 2017-10-08

Bae, when was the last time you went to McDonald's?

1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-10-08

I too enjoy watching Borick Mortyman on the teevee.

I personally Lol'd a lot at the Pickled Richard scene and I too wish to obtain Shichan Sauce.

1 DoubleCheekedUp 2017-10-08

wait he made himself a PICKLE?! LMAO that's just off the wall surely that should be a full episode

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-10-08

At this point I feel like the people mocking that episode for being "LUL RANDUM" outnumber those who actually enjoyed it for being "LUL RANDUM".

1 DoubleCheekedUp 2017-10-08

man you know i haven't even seen it im just shitposting smh

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-10-08

ya got me

time for sudoku

1 youpostyoudie 2017-10-08

Sudoku is really fun.

1 grungebot5000 2017-10-08

that episode was really good stfu

1 Kebabchichi 2017-10-08

well here's the thing, as I grew up loving back to the future, seeing a show using the doc and marty dynamic is just so flipping amazing to me that I geek out over it. I'm sorry that I may come on a little strong. But that show makes me very happy. Happier than most artistic expressions make me. So I can come across as a bit manic over it. But I'm sure there's something that you love that tends to make changes to how you interact with people.

Also, it's not polite to yuck other people's yums

edit:this is not copy pasta, I just like the show and don't think it makes me smart. Can't someone just really like something that you think is silly?

from the /r/bestoflegaladvice thread totes linked in the OP

1 darth_stroyer 2017-10-08

Also, it's not polite to yuck other people's yums

Faggot or dropped on head retarded woman

1 Fokusfaehre 2017-10-08

seeing a show using the doc and marty dynamic is just so flipping amazing to me that I geek out over it

[I'm "Pickle" Rick!](seeing a show using the doc and marty dynamic is just so flipping amazing to me that I geek out over it)

1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-10-08

I tried the sauce. It's not as great as people make it out to be. The stuff you can make from Babish is far better.

1 UmmahSultan 2017-10-08

They don't want it because they think it's good. They want it because their favorite cartoon character mentioned liking it.

1 SendMeMsgsInAllCap 2017-10-08

DID YOU JUST CALL RICK A CARTOON CHARACTER HE IS THE ENBODIEMENT OF ALL OF US RICK AND MORTIANS WE ARE HIS SOUL AND YOU ARE OFFENDING US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1 Gobias_Industries 2017-10-08

What really irritates them is that someone else had the sauce and they didn't.

1 RinYoga 2017-10-08

Part of me agrees to leave the staff alone, another part tells me no since there literally were packets of the sauce for sale online the day before the promotion, people literally saw McDonalds employees selling the packets in the parking lot for a lot of money, etc. Yes, the higher ups are most to blame, but not everyone on the staff is innocent either.

This guy isn't even part of this specific drama, but I had to show this autism. Just look at his history

/u/ShadowDestroyerTime stop bitching about your meme sauce you actual moron

1 ReltivlyObjectv 2017-10-08

Just get the Polynesian from Chic-fil-a.

1 Chick-fil-A_spellbot 2017-10-08

It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!

1 ReltivlyObjectv 2017-10-08

Good bot

1 wazzupnerds 2017-10-08

Your not snappy! Bad bot.

1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-10-08

Eat mor chikin

1 jet199 2017-10-08

This is wonderful publicity for McDonald's. They get their name everywhere, it goes into people's subconscious and then the next time they drive past a restaurant a large percentage will think "why not McDonald's today?"

1 InhumanThree1 2017-10-08

We're not all this bad

1 aliceunknown 2017-10-08

As someone who comes from retail, whenever I hear someone bring up lawsuits I get the "Blahblahblah, I'm talking to a crazy person" vibe and just tune them out.

1 TheGhostOfRichPiana 2017-10-08

What kind of degenerate doesn't use sweet & sour with their tendies anyway smh

1 AugustusTheWolf 2017-10-08

sweet and sour?

barbeque is the only way to go

1 nanonan 2017-10-08

You're both wrong, because they all taste like a toxic chemical spill.

1 AugustusTheWolf 2017-10-08

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1 Ranilen 2017-10-08

Mcdonald's uses thousands of sauce packets per day at each restaurant. When you say you will have a certain sauce for one day only and advertise the fuck out of it, people expect "limited quantities" to mean a days supply that runs out when it runs out. Proven by the fack that hundreds of people lined up waiting.

They made 20. 20.

See how fucking stupid this all is and how they lied? Managers even let people wait in lines all day, knowing only the first 5-10 customers would get any sauce at all. This is exactly what companies got sued for over black friday ads and why black friday ads now list a minimum quantity.

Here is the simple fact, they lied in their advertising. Had they disclosed 20 sauce packets per store, no one would have showed up. This ad stunt only worked by misleading people into thinking they could line up 300 deep and still get sauce.

I get that you read a coloring book and now think you are smart. But mcdonald's is not immune to the law. They have to follow the same advertising laws as everyone else. This is no matter how butthurt you are or how desperately you want to white knight for mcdonald's.

/u/640212804843 don't listen to everyone downvoting you. You should definitely secure a lawyer and file a lawsuit. All those assholes just think they can get sauce by white knighting for McDonalds, which is totally a thing. Follow your dreams!

1 barbedvelvet 2017-10-08

See how fucking stupid this all is

Yes

1 640212804843 2017-10-08

Mcdonald's already admitted fault, they are promising to bring the sauce back for multiple days now to avoid being sued.

It shouldn't work, AGs should still get an agreement out of them.