I need all of you to shut the fuck up with all the internal bickering for a moment.
Fuck politics, genders, memes, everything... it all needs to take a backseat to the matter at hand.
McDonald's thinks we're all a joke. They think they can make millions of people waste a day of their lives for a sauce. They think after trying to bait us along with a plastic carrot that it's all made fine by giving us the real carrot months later.
On Tuesday, 10/10 we need to be the spark that brings an empire to its knees. No matter how much your kids cry, no matter how much you want that Big Mac for lunch, we cannot give them our money. Let them see what just one day without us will be like. Watch as their stockholders flip shit over millions in lost revenue.
Then on Wednesday the war continues.
And again, and again, and again... every day until McDonald's begs for our mercy.
But we're Ricks so there won't be much of that...
Share this with every Rick, Morty, Beth, Summer, Jerry, or any other person you know.
The United States Census Bureau defines White people as those "having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East, or North Africa."
Oh good, I'm going to enjoy enlightening Ahmed to his white privilege. Same with those people descended from Spaniards.
Indo-European migrations were the movements of peoples speaking Proto-Indo-European language, who departed their homeland at the Pontic-Caspian steppes spreading throughout Europe and Asia.
Modern knowledge of these migrations is based on data from linguistics, archaeology, anthropology and genetics. Linguistics describes the similarities between various languages, and the linguistic laws at play in the changes in those languages. Archaeological data, describes the spread of the Proto-Indo-European language and culture in several stages from the Proto-Indo-European Eurasian homeland in the Pontic–Caspian steppe, into Western Europe and Central and South Asia, by migrations, and by language shift through elite-recruitment as described by anthropological research.
Oh I don't dissaprove at all. I find shit like this to be hilarious, and encourage anons to keep doing it. Hell, I'd love to do the same thing if I had no self respect.
What I'm saying is that if their plan was to make the rick and morty fanbase look stupider by doing this, it didn't really work as intended. Just makes anons look pathetic with how far they'll go to try to frame someone else as looking stupid.
i doubt most people who see this are gonna be aware enough of chan culture for the idea of it not being "genuine" to enter their heads, much less then make the additional cognitive leap necessary to imagine someone actually being willing to degrade themselves like this "ironically." anyone who's pathetic enough to recognize the tells in the clip (like you and me!) almost certainly already has a well-formed opinion of the r&m fanbase (and /tv/, for that matter), but normies who don't catch them might not, and this will push their opinion the direction /tv/ wants.
I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love
science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for
us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the
show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live
in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be
really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm
so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if
Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the
common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the
greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The
Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats,
and fucking loving science.
I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse
Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't
talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask
out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat +
brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust
and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've
already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite
character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of
Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know
EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like
Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't
be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look
at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face,
Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure
to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!
See a lot of the problems right now are that motherfuckers are getting their IRL and On the Internet confused.
For example it is OK to say "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" in Reddit comments and on 4chan, because that's on the Internet. It is not OK to say "REEEEEEEEEEE" in a McDonald's, because McDonald's is in real life. Even if you are discussing Internet phenomena with your friends, you have to say something like "the 'ree' screetch" or you're just making an ass of yourself.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-09
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1 Brothaniels 2017-10-09
Where do you think he went
1 YHofSuburbia 2017-10-09
The depths of Hades, hopefully
1 OniTan 2017-10-09
He slowed down as soon as he left the restaurant so with his meme complete he probably just walked back to his house normally.
1 outflow 2017-10-09
1 Eat_Some_Beer 2017-10-09
Insane
1 sollllos 2017-10-09
Back to Mom's basement
1 BrofistMeatbear 2017-10-09
Probably just de-loaded once he moved offscreen
1 Fokusfaehre 2017-10-09
Chyna
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-10-09
Back to the college where he is a professor of theoretical physics.
He does watch Rick and Morty after.
1 Honk4Tits 2017-10-09
The big bang was a mistake
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-09
🎺🎺
(. )( .) ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
1 MooseHeckler 2017-10-09
You're grabbing em by the wrong body part.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-09
your downdoot really hurt me m8 :(
1 AlyxLovely 2017-10-09
Either fuck me, or stop posting. Between the 50ish dickpicks and sexual advances, I'm both tired, angry, and aroused.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-09
You'd wish lol. Nice try.
1 AlyxLovely 2017-10-09
So all those unsolicited dick picks meant nothing? I HOPE YOU BURN. I HOPE YOU SHOKE ON YOUR OWN MOTHERS PANTIES, YOU PERVERTED FREAK!
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-10-09
SHOW US YER TITTIES.
1 AlyxLovely 2017-10-09
Ed, get of your alt
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-09
Ok finnnnne! Ugh
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-09
My mother's panties were crusty af! Ew! Fuck you!
Maybe show me you tiddies? Do that and I'll reconsider!
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-10-09
Yeah, but without that we'd never have The Big Bang Theory!
1 TSA_Precheck 2017-10-09
hahaha yeah!
1 abracadbra123 2017-10-09
L.E.L
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-09
nice thumbnail tiddies
1 londonagain 2017-10-09
why was this not done by oney?
1 Worthless555 2017-10-09
Rohingya!
1 scatmunchies 2017-10-09
BERMUDA!
1 EverythingNowCorp 2017-10-09
Fresh pasta here!
1 Karma-Means-Nothing 2017-10-09
None of them would've shown up in the first place if that were the case.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-10-09
Where was this? Good lord.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-09
America
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-09
GOD BLESS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
1 Dr_Schwa 2017-10-09
Clap clap clap
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-09
Jeb? Jeb!
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2017-10-09
I smell a new /r/drama mod
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-10-09
It's telling that we can smell them from a mile away.
1 ilovebrownbooty 2017-10-09
He was only pretending to be retarded.
1 S994 2017-10-09
I'm yelling at this cashier ironically.
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-09
Girls love ironic internet humor. This will make your prude prom date spread her 'vagina flaps'(?) for you.
1 YasMysteries 2017-10-09
Lol wat
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-09
Talkin bout what girls like. U wouldn't know??! xDD
1 scatmunchies 2017-10-09
This is why Daniel Day Lewis retired from acting - can’t compete with someone this method.
1 advertentlyvertical 2017-10-09
Pretty sure this was straight madness, no method.
1 quinotauri 2017-10-09
I swear to God if anyone even utters "there's a method to this madness" I'll make this a double suicide.
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-10-09
Nice apophasis, my dude.
1 rewind45 2017-10-09
https://youtu.be/-GC5rAX0xHg
Hes an alt right troll. Whichanges makes the whole more weird, since it looks like the alt right hates RM.
1 smokes_degrass 2017-10-09
false, only white mayo honky crackers can be alt right because they're all racist white suprmacists
this guy is clearly asian.
how dare you slander a PoC, shitlord?
1 rewind45 2017-10-09
Dude non white can also be racist.
1 smokes_degrass 2017-10-09
Impossible.
When black people go on twitter and say "fuk whitey dey all shud die" you're telling me that's racist?
Wow. Where did you learn that, at your klan rally?
1 scatmunchies 2017-10-09
Asians are basically just defective white people.
1 moush 2017-10-09
He's a lib that pretends to be altright for views. Guess this is why u don't watch Rick and Morty.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-10-09
At what point do you stop pretending?
1 poctakeover 2017-10-09
reddit.mp4
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-09
idontgetit.wav?
1 OniTan 2017-10-09
The other angle:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/752ldk/comedicsans_left_his_house_today/
1 Kekistanian9005 2017-10-09
His race-o-cide when?
1 NO-STUMPING-TRUMP 2017-10-09
Just kill off humanity already
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-09
It's the only way to be sure
1 MrUnsmileyMan 2017-10-09
S... satire? Please? I hope?
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-10-09
... as if that'd be any better.
1 MrUnsmileyMan 2017-10-09
It would decrease my desire to kill myself.
Oh wait, I see your point.
1 Jrook 2017-10-09
Relevant username
1 storejet 2017-10-09
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:White_American_culture
1 Toni_Duvor_Jacques 2017-10-09
1 Greatpointbut 2017-10-09
You leave the basque out of this.
1 CondeTrocola 2017-10-09
We're the original europeans tho. Indos out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 Greatpointbut 2017-10-09
Plz elaborate on "Indos" kthx.
1 CondeTrocola 2017-10-09
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-European_migrations
1 WikiTextBot 2017-10-09
Indo-European migrations
Indo-European migrations were the movements of peoples speaking Proto-Indo-European language, who departed their homeland at the Pontic-Caspian steppes spreading throughout Europe and Asia.
Modern knowledge of these migrations is based on data from linguistics, archaeology, anthropology and genetics. Linguistics describes the similarities between various languages, and the linguistic laws at play in the changes in those languages. Archaeological data, describes the spread of the Proto-Indo-European language and culture in several stages from the Proto-Indo-European Eurasian homeland in the Pontic–Caspian steppe, into Western Europe and Central and South Asia, by migrations, and by language shift through elite-recruitment as described by anthropological research.
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1 razzmataz 2017-10-09
I enjoy flexing my afro-euro-semetic privilege.
1 notangryjustupset 2017-10-09
Yeah the definition of white is super ill-defined and has undergone many changes. In the future Ahmed may actually be considered white.
1 WhiskeyWeekends 2017-10-09
Pretty sure that dude want white.
1 storejet 2017-10-09
You americans are all the same to me
1 WhiskeyWeekends 2017-10-09
Not American.
1 glmox 2017-10-09
OUT OUT OUT!
1 32Fismypreferredtemp 2017-10-09
Yeah looked asian or maybe hapa to me
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2017-10-09
If you folks want a nice enjoyable fandom check out the subreddit /r/familyman
1 Imanidiot77777 2017-10-09
Fat kim, just launch those fucking nukes already.
1 outflow 2017-10-09
we're practically BEGGING for it now
1 thedilf 2017-10-09
The reeeeee gives it away it's just another anon from the 4chan.
1 Sarge_Ward 2017-10-09
Ah yes another ingenious prank from the anons: make a complete fool of yourself, but doing it ironically so it totes doesnt count guys.
I wish I was on that level of intelligence
1 Eat_Some_Beer 2017-10-09
I love how there are always these high-brow motherfuckers that have to let everyone know that they disapprove of silly behavior
1 Sarge_Ward 2017-10-09
Oh I don't dissaprove at all. I find shit like this to be hilarious, and encourage anons to keep doing it. Hell, I'd love to do the same thing if I had no self respect.
What I'm saying is that if their plan was to make the rick and morty fanbase look stupider by doing this, it didn't really work as intended. Just makes anons look pathetic with how far they'll go to try to frame someone else as looking stupid.
1 Eat_Some_Beer 2017-10-09
It didn't look like there was any sort of plan to me. Just pure, poinless stupidity for the sake of it
1 youpostyoudie 2017-10-09
Whose dumber, the guy spasaming on the (probably filthy) floor of a McDonald's or the guy analyzing what level of irony the first guy is on.
1 Sarge_Ward 2017-10-09
probably the second one...
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-10-09
Definitely the first one
1 deere442 2017-10-09
not sure how much brainpower you're running on, but it doesn't take much "analysis" to figure out how retarded this guy is
1 youpostyoudie 2017-10-09
My package of Joe Rogen Brian Pills got lost in the mail so probably like 60%.
1 glmox 2017-10-09
i doubt most people who see this are gonna be aware enough of chan culture for the idea of it not being "genuine" to enter their heads, much less then make the additional cognitive leap necessary to imagine someone actually being willing to degrade themselves like this "ironically." anyone who's pathetic enough to recognize the tells in the clip (like you and me!) almost certainly already has a well-formed opinion of the r&m fanbase (and /tv/, for that matter), but normies who don't catch them might not, and this will push their opinion the direction /tv/ wants.
it's 4d chess, you see.
1 h8speech 2017-10-09
So you guys are claiming this is a false-flag prank. Hahahahaha. Could you get any more autistic?
1 glmox 2017-10-09
i mean, it is. that arguably makes it even worse, but the dude is some edgelord doing it for views.
1 h8speech 2017-10-09
Just the concept of a false-flag prank though
1 glmox 2017-10-09
well i suppose a prank is sort of inherently a "false flag"
food for thought
1 Somenakedguy 2017-10-09
🤔
1 NO-STUMPING-TRUMP 2017-10-09
This isn't funny anymore.
1 Eat_Some_Beer 2017-10-09
It never was.
1 FederalReserveNote 2017-10-09
It's staged. Here's his instagram
https://www.instagram.com/chairman_marr/?hl=en
1 SDIHTD 2017-10-09
Why are you posting this in every sub?
Are you saying he was only pretending?
1 WhiskeyWeekends 2017-10-09
Staged? No shit.
1 Carl_of_Dooty 2017-10-09
As opposed to what?
1 zxcv1992 2017-10-09
It being staged doesn't make it any less of an embarrassment for humanity
1 SenatorCoryGardner 2017-10-09
There's a picture of him with Based Stickman lmao
I'm so surprised this memeing faggot is alt-right
1 youpostyoudie 2017-10-09
Why? The alt-right is full of meneing faggots.
1 SenatorCoryGardner 2017-10-09
I'm not actually surprised
1 snallygaster 2017-10-09
Someone should post this guy on /r/beholdthemasterrace and reap bountiful karma
1 polddit 2017-10-09
He had time to think about the stupidity of this stunt and still went through with it.
1 I_EAT_GUSHERS 2017-10-09
Aren't these people supposed to wear a helmet when they go outside?
1 -Banana_Cake 2017-10-09
I mean you can rag on the West for doing this but shaman nobodies get away away with it because muh religion?
1 youpostyoudie 2017-10-09
The west sucks, get over it.
1 -Banana_Cake 2017-10-09
Never denied it sucked.
"Why weep for one part of the world when its the whole thing that calls for the tears". -Some old guy.
1 falsevillain 2017-10-09
/r/rickandmorty in the wild.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-10-09
MFW they run out of Szechuan sauce
1 its_never_lupus 2017-10-09
There's never a retired accountant around when you need one.
1 cincilator 2017-10-09
What did I just watch?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-09
Non weaponized autism
1 Tetizeraz 2017-10-09
Chippo Man in his daily routine.
1 MrTJHoff 2017-10-09
This is how i see all Rick and Morty fans IRL
1 JumbledFun 2017-10-09
Which one of you did this?
1 abracadbra123 2017-10-09
Every day we fall further from God's light.
1 Orsonius 2017-10-09
american "civilization"
1 better_bot 2017-10-09
This is Trump's America.
1 Eat_Some_Beer 2017-10-09
Damn Rushins making everybody vote for Trump with their illegal Peppy Frog memes!!!
1 AnimalFactsBot 2017-10-09
Frogs can see forwards, sideways and upwards all at the same time. They never close their eyes, even when they sleep.
1 Eat_Some_Beer 2017-10-09
What about ptarmigans?
1 WistopherWalken 2017-10-09
If Killary won she'd commit reeecide and my virgin ears would be safe from all this weaponized autism.
1 dank_doggo 2017-10-09
Reddit goes to mc Donald's
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-10-09
Man, I'm surprised that McD's burger flippers didn't quit en masse this weekend.
1 Reynoodlepoodle 2017-10-09
The cashier had a chance to pull his ankles out and kill him and didn't take it smh
1 izuerial 2017-10-09
If Jeb had won this shit wouldn't be happening.
1 giroth 2017-10-09
That is the most autistic thing I have ever seen
1 WorldStarCroCop 2017-10-09
How will bronies and trannies respond?
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-10-09
I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats, and fucking loving science.
I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat + brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face, Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!
Yours baconly, Atheist92
1 DarthMagnus88 2017-10-09
I am sechzuanholio!!!! I need sechzuan for my bunghole!!!!
1 moush 2017-10-09
See that'd actually be funny.
1 ason 2017-10-09
Hahaha, was that the Naruto run at the end?
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-10-09
False flag operation from the hacker 4chan
1 AsianPride2017 2017-10-09
The natural evolution of the my little pony and Big bang theory fandoms.
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1 Canvasch 2017-10-09
He was kind of obviously only doing this as a joke, but that doesn't make this any less retarded.
1 none_to_remain 2017-10-09
See a lot of the problems right now are that motherfuckers are getting their IRL and On the Internet confused.
For example it is OK to say "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" in Reddit comments and on 4chan, because that's on the Internet. It is not OK to say "REEEEEEEEEEE" in a McDonald's, because McDonald's is in real life. Even if you are discussing Internet phenomena with your friends, you have to say something like "the 'ree' screetch" or you're just making an ass of yourself.
1 DiggityDongs 2017-10-09
Ah yes, the rare Rick-Holio crossover with Beavis and Butthead.
1 BussySundae 2017-10-09
I'm upset he broke his anime-running streak to open the door with arms, filthy fucking gaijin.
1 GetTold 2017-10-09
/r/WhyWereTheyFilming
Seemed like he was being an ironic autist
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-10-09
Watched this video and just donated my last $500 to ISIS. WHO WILL MATCH ME?!