To all the bullies
44 2017-10-09 by Thot_Crusher
Yeah, I'm a Rick and Morty fan.
Yeah, I shout "Wubba lubba dub dub" to people wearing Rick and Morty merch.
So what? I do it because they're like me. They see the world for what it really is. When I utter that phrase to a fellow fan, it's with the understanding that we're both in this thing together. We can both understand things at a deeper level.
People make jokes about how Rick and Morty fans pretend to be more intelligent, but it's true. We are. And because of this show, this masterpiece, us like minded intellectuals can interact and communicate without having to acknowledge those lesser people.
Thank you Daniel Harmon. Thank you Justin Roiland. Thank you for giving us a community where we can all move forward to a better tomorrow through science and comedy.
Thank you.
35 comments
1 SDIHTD 2017-10-09
Rick and Morty fans are like Batman v Superman fans but not as cool and awesome.
1 _Norm_ 2017-10-09
That movie had fans? Don't get me wrong but all the CGI shit made it literally unwatchable for me.
1 Sarge_Ward 2017-10-09
its more that DC fanboys are literally incapable of being critical of something that is produced by its studio, no matter how fucking awful it can be, i.e. BvS. They ensured to give BvS and Suicide Squad 10/10 on every rating site they could before the movie even came out. It was pretty funny.
1 darkstar1031 2017-10-09
Suicide Squad should have been released as Tank Girl 2. That would have at least been honest. Instead we got DC comics shit pile that was designed to appeal to 14 year old girls.
1 SDIHTD 2017-10-09
For sure. I've seen tons of people talk about it being a Shakespearean epic and a bunch of other shit because its packed with ham fisted "symbolism".
Marvel fans are just as rabidly fucking stupid but there hasn't been a critical disaster yet so they act superior on top of their brand autism.
1 aggressiveshitpost 2017-10-09
All the hype I had for the movie was murdered scene after scene. If a capeshit movie bores you to death, it sucks. Plain and simple.
1 glmox 2017-10-09
bvs is the only worthwhile superhero movie thats been made all decade
objective fact
1 pozbot 2017-10-09
poz
1 Yiin 2017-10-09
Logan was pretty good too, but bvs was better.
1 glmox 2017-10-09
true
1 DivinePrince2 2017-10-09
I just don't understand fans of any show, movie, band etc...
The concept of a fan community is just too much for me.
1 mintzon 2017-10-09
What's there to understand? Are you autistic? (genuine question)
When your social life is in ruins or nonexistent or you miss a sense of cohesion people tend to latch onto anything to connect to other human beings. Some pick their race, some their gender, nationality etc. Communities have formed around atheism for fucks sake. All just to feel a sense of belonging. Luckily I have evolved past that need thanks to Ricks genius nihilism. You really need a higher IQ than the regular /r/drama posters to get that, so I can understand your confusion.
1 DivinePrince2 2017-10-09
No. If I had autism, I'm sure they would have picked up on that during my psychoeducational testing and psychiatric assessments. I have other issues, but not Autism.
I just tend to socially isolate myself and don't really enjoy being around people very much.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-10-09
You don't need fancy testing to see if you're autistic. All you need is to show someone pictures of sonic, MLP, and smash bros. Anyone who really gets into it is clearly autistic.
1 aggressiveshitpost 2017-10-09
People get together to share and discover things about a hobby they enjoy. Not a difficult concept.
Now don't be even more retarded than Rick and Morty's fanbase.
1 DivinePrince2 2017-10-09
I'd rather be more retarded than the fanbase, then, honestly.
1 aggressiveshitpost 2017-10-09
You're on the right track! α( α )α
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-10-09
If ignorance is bliss, is mental retardation nirvana?
1 neutralvoter 2017-10-09
it's daycare for people that never grew out of adolescence
1 incineratechicken 2017-10-09
Weak bait desu
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-10-09
The Szechuan sauce debacle was a blessing in disguise really. Now we know they'll blindly go to where they think they can get sauce. All we need to do is get some big trucks with the exhaust routed into the back and a couple signs that read "Szechuan sauce inside". It's a self solving problem.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-10-09
God is dead, he died of his pity for man.
1 JenkemStyle 2017-10-09
What mcdonalds did disgusts me. I've watched every Rick and Morty episode dozens of times, there's probably no one else out there who loves it more than I. I've been waiting for this sauce for what feels like a lifetime, and they fuck me over like this? Fuck you mcdonalds. They should have saved it for true fans. Guarentee every package went to fat ass slobs who eat McDonald's 3 times a day. Fuck this. I was up last night all night, couldn't sleep, I havnt ate in 24 hours. I don't even feel like eating again TBH, the shock of it all is just too much. I really hope someone starts a class action over this bullshit, I've never experienced PTSD like this in my life and I served 2 tours in Iraq. Fuck this and fuck McDonald's
1 Lolomelon 2017-10-09
Copied, will pasta.
1 JenkemStyle 2017-10-09
Itβs already pasta, famalam.
1 ay_what_up 2017-10-09
this pasta is obviously trying too hard to be pasta
1 cheers_grills 2017-10-09
There is no such thing as "trying too hard"
1 mtg_liebestod 2017-10-09
The narwhal bacons at midnight xD
1 ltedt 2017-10-09
Ok I just checked out this sub. It appears to be a den of snakes, trolls, and alt right Nazis. I saw several clear violations of Reddit law. R&M fans are smarter than the average cookies, so they had to know we'd be on to them. How sad.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-09
Please link the source of this pasta.
1 ltedt 2017-10-09
https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/comments/74x87b/mrw_i_realize_mcdonalds_pr_department_sent_their/do391ux
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-09
PSA, /r/rickandmorty really hates this pasta
1 aliceunknown 2017-10-09
South Park is way better, tbqh.
1 EWDnutz 2017-10-09
Is this supposed to be some kind of counter-pasta?
I guess the key to everything is just irony.
1 niexx 2017-10-09
Time to take this to the next level: I've invented a new alt-right style philosophy, called the Rick Pill. It involves using the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics to justify going around doing whatever you want and not feeling bad about it.
Phase 2: put all the patreon money into mcdonalds shares.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-09
Yeah, I'm a Rick and Morty fan.
Yeah, I shout "Wubba lubba dub dub" to people wearing Rick and Morty merch.
So what? I do it because they're like me. They see the world for what it really is. When I utter that phrase to a fellow fan, it's with the understanding that we're both in this thing together. We can both understand things at a deeper level.
People make jokes about how Rick and Morty fans pretend to be more intelligent, but it's true. We are. And because of this show, this masterpiece, us like minded intellectuals can interact and communicate without having to acknowledge those lesser people.
Yeah, I'll eat szechuan sauce off the ground. Because that's what Rick would have done, and I think of myself as a Rick, as any intelligent fan would.
Thank you Daniel Harmon. Thank you Justin Roiland. Thank you for giving us a community where we can all move forward to a better tomorrow through science and comedy.
Thank you.
1 kid_crad 2017-10-09
Daniel Harmon
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-09
My favorite touch tbh. /r/rickandmorty mods are not happy with me currently, so I have to lay low for now