Ben Affleck is a pervert too, just like Harvey Weinstein!

Now I'm just confused. I copied & pasted the quote, but it looks like you corrected it a while before I replied. So I don't know if I just had the page open for a while before I did anything or if I'm just liquored up

1 rewind45 2017-10-11

The Avengers sucks.

1 xjapxn 2017-10-11

The Avengers was an dumb, undramatic fireworks display.

Batman Versus Superman Semicolon Dawn Of Justice was an incoherent, self-enraptured, self-parodying pile of monochromatic dogshit.

Despite this, it's bad enough to be funny, so I'd prefer watching it to the Avengers if it weren't almost 3 hours long

1 menvaren 2017-10-11

You do have a shtick.

1 TSA_Precheck 2017-10-11

He edited it, you can see the asterisk. Guy is finna try and hide the evidence.

1 respaaaaaj 2017-10-11

Martha is that you?

1 menvaren 2017-10-11

That's like saying the Cavaliers are better then Golden State.

1 ironicshitpostr 2017-10-11

Don't be mean to/u/snallygaster

1 glmox 2017-10-11

this is actually true

avengers was boring visually, structurally, and ideologically, bvs was interesting

1 MasterLawlz 2017-10-11

I could defend this argument if it were about Watchmen or Wonder Woman but I really don’t understand how people think this about BvS

1 glmox 2017-10-11

everything interesting about watchmen was from the comic

i have very little faith in zack snyder as an auteur, but he managed to make one great movie, and that movie is bvs

1 32Fismypreferredtemp 2017-10-11

All capeshit is garbage

1 dexceit 2017-10-11

Stfu degenerate punk

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-11

Never heard the term "capeshit" before but I like and identify with it so immediately I can't help but tell you to keep yourself safe

1 jaja10 2017-10-11

i concur with this statement

1 Curlgradphi 2017-10-11

So you're the midget from the incredibles?

1 bigdedhat 2017-10-11

The only thing going down faster than these Hollywood pervs is my mood when I see an /u/ed_butteredtoast comment.

1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-10-11

Plz stop saying his name: it only gives him greater power.

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-11

This but with deadly seriousness

1 Thhueros 2017-10-11

The statement just made, yet with ardent fervor

1 Ennui2778 2017-10-11

What you've just read, but wholeheartedly.

1 dejokerr 2017-10-11

who is that guy and what did he do? ootl

1 wolfsktaag 2017-10-11

ive been on reddit a long time, and im pretty sure hes the only poster i downvote on sight

1 RenegadeJoeson 2017-10-11

It's the most low effort posting of all time. Even lower than mine and that's saying a lot.

1 wisty 2017-10-11

I can think of something that goes down faster than either of these.

1 1171798 2017-10-11

If you say /u/ed_butteredtoast three times into a mirror he will appear and butter you up, just a friendly warning.

1 wwyzzerdd 2017-10-11

Chuck D needs to write an updated version of Burn Hollywood Burn.

1 eufouric 2017-10-11

Afflack

1 DeathBahamutXXX 2017-10-11

Well this is more interesting than BvS

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-11

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?!?!?!

1 DeathBahamutXXX 2017-10-11

Because the DCEU has hurt me :(

1 neutralvoter 2017-10-11

I do enjoy seeing twitter becoming not just a forum for presidential decree but the court of law as well. At this rate most lawyers will be out of the job in a couple years

1 Bustwe 2017-10-11

But how can /u/ComedicSans feel smug and morally superior now?

1 ComedicSans 2017-10-11

I still have my good looks, charm and unusually large penis. Thank you for asking.

1 TheGhostOfRichPiana 2017-10-11

law is the im-too-shit-at-math-to-go-into-medicine degree right?

1 ComedicSans 2017-10-11

I was good at mathematics. Chicks just dig a dude in a suit.

1 TheGhostOfRichPiana 2017-10-11

implying doctors don't wear suits.

you motherfucker

1 ComedicSans 2017-10-11

I like keeping regular hours, too. Fuck that working-at-2am nonsense.

1 backltrack 2017-10-11

A (((dude)))

1 skeetsurfing1984 2017-10-11

I like to think of law as the I'm-good-at-math-but-don't-want-to-disimpact-bowels career path.

1 Curlgradphi 2017-10-11

Idk, still feel like I'd rather pry out a sack of shit than be one.

1 TheGhostOfRichPiana 2017-10-11

TIL all doctors remove impacted faeces

1 throwaway03022017 2017-10-11

They do

1 TheGhostOfRichPiana 2017-10-11

just because every time you go to the doctor they have to remove a kg of shit doesn't mean that's all doctors do, fam-a-lam

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-11

Lawyers won't be out of a job until all retards are euthanized. Really not that hard to break the law and not get caught, it kinda blows my mind. But I'm glad people do because it pays my mortgage

1 Ennui2778 2017-10-11

Jesus, how many (((lawyers))) are on this sub?

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-11

Too many. Way too many.

But at least I'm not a kike

1 MrUnsmileyMan 2017-10-11

lawyer

not Jewish

You must be a shit lawyer

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-11

Very much so, yes.

And that's why my attorney on retainer is Jewish because I know what's up

1 MrUnsmileyMan 2017-10-11

Well that's just good planning

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-11

Lawyers won't be out of a job until all retards are euthanized

Hey now, /u/ed_butteredtoast can't help it... he just needs to keep himself safe, euthanization is a step too far.

1 Etobocoke 2017-10-11

Run them all outta town boys

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-11

Hollywood needs like a 24-48 free for all Purge, just let em run wild and clean up some of that trash

1 SperglockHolmes 2017-10-11

Not all rapists are male feminists, but all male feminists are rapists.

1 IslamicStatePatriot 2017-10-11

r u a pro quote crafter?

1 giroth 2017-10-11

He's not wrong

1 lincoln1222 2017-10-11

If you or anyone you know has had a bad experience with Affleck, don’t hesitate to email me at [email protected], send me a message on Twitter, or contact me on Signal (ask for the number).

guys if ben affleck has ever tried to grab your bussy then you need to email these people immedialty and they'll interview you for an article

1 Time_to_Drink 2017-10-11

I wish Affleck would finger my bussy, these bitches are lucky

1 cavides 2017-10-11

I felt violated after watching Gigli. Does that count?

"Gobble, gobble!"

1 botchlings 2017-10-11

Well, Duh.

1 LadyVetinari 2017-10-11

see this is mildly funny

1 respaaaaaj 2017-10-11

Don't tell him that he'll never do something like this again.

1 LadyVetinari 2017-10-11

pretty sure he blocked me anyway 😢

1 froibo 2017-10-11

Him and Imgurlurker won't talk to me anymore :(

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-11

If I talk to you will you consider it a consolation prize?

1 froibo 2017-10-11

I guess. How's things?

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-11

All good here! Gonna fire one of my useless EA's the day after tomorrow and give myself a raise. Really looking forward to his meltdown.

How's it hangin with you friendo?

1 froibo 2017-10-11

Can't sleep but dandy otherwise 👌🏿

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-11

Melatonin tablets, a little bud, or jerking off is what you need homie 👌🏻

1 take_a_dumpling 2017-10-11

How many women has Ben Afflek forcibly finger fucked? It's got to be in the double digits.

1 VidiotGamer 2017-10-11

It's got to be in the double digits

or at least up to the knuckles.

1 iNEEDheplreddit 2017-10-11

Wrsit watch or GTFO

1 onitsuka 2017-10-11

Her husband, the comedian John Mulaney, retweeted her claims.

lmao

1 Satafly 2017-10-11

Yeah, that makes it funnier.

1 grungebot5000 2017-10-11

i always assumed Affleck was like his character from Mallrats in real life, so this doesn’t surprise me

1 iNEEDheplreddit 2017-10-11

I assume Affleck has always been playing himself in all his movies. He is a smug cunt. Amd he plays a slightly modified version of a smug cunt. Plus, his brother is a certified fiend too.

1 grungebot5000 2017-10-11

mallrats was the first and possibly last affleck movie i saw

1 glmox 2017-10-11

i mean, have you seen what he looks like? like no shit

1 moondoggy101 2017-10-11

LA has some of the best looking high class hookers in the world willing to do anything and these rich well connected guys fuck up their lives like this lol.

Harvey and Ben could have had a new 10/10 every single day willing to do whatever they want anytime they want smh and now their shit is all fucked up

1 none_to_remain 2017-10-11

I think it is about the thrill of the rape per se.

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-11

It's about the implication.

1 Chanchumaetrius 2017-10-11

That's how you get off. Don't you wanna get off with me?

1 axeheadroad 2017-10-11

Its a power thing.

1 jubbergun 2017-10-11

Well, the guy looks like a date rapist.

1 Invalid_Target 2017-10-11

who is kevin smith gonna name drop now??????

1 TastesLikeAss 2017-10-11

If you or anyone you know has had a bad experience with Affleck, don’t hesitate to email me at [email protected], send me a message on Twitter, or contact me on Signal (ask for the number).

i emailed and let her know he once gently cupped my balls while we were peeing in a fenway park urinal. no apology expected or needed

1 Scramble187 2017-10-11

“Pressed his finger into my crack” I just came.

1 ChateauJack 2017-10-11

Watching all those random !!!TWITTER VERIFIED!!! rats trying to get their piece of the victimhood cake is pretty funny.

America is finaly great again.

1 do_you_see 2017-10-11

Maybe if Affleck turns out to be a pervert we can get a new Batman!

1 PlasmaBurst 2017-10-11

Your behavior changes when you make a shit ton of money.

1 ricardogce 2017-10-11

So his role in Mallrats was autobiographical?

1 ason 2017-10-11

Have y'all seen this low fat mayo bitch? There's nothing to grope. Straight up straight down, no frills no thrills, miss 6 o' clock.

1 a_normal_human 2017-10-11

Jesus, this is awesome. I would love it if every big hollywood actor gets their name ruined like this. It's like Christmas at random points during the year, but instead of presents it's schadenfreude.

1 Ihurtinside 2017-10-11

Ben Assfuck

1 Successful-Troll 2017-10-11

I mean, what is this world coming to if a man cant slap a woman on the ass?

1 Chanchumaetrius 2017-10-11

This but unironically