I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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You do seem like the kinda guy who masturbates in front of the mirror

Can you and /u/ed_butteredtoast duel for a mod spot on livestream? Ty in advance

Cut the BS and tell me what do you really want on video ( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°

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just do your fucking shtick and get it over with

Rude tbh. Well i guess it's not going to happen now young man.

oh no how else will i ever get off

Ping a trumptard and mention Eminem

That's how I get off

i didnt even need to ping them last night, they were swarming like whores to money

These ersatz amusements are not worth our shitposts

this is the opposite of correct

like ur mom xD