I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
I just made an account a week ago. So far 13 likes, something like 6 matches, and no dates. I did match with 2 girls who are only looking for friends, so that's how I know about it.
I have a few friends who were innocent enough to think tinder was actually a dating app for people whose dads didn't rape them when they were children. It didn't take very long for them to learn the truth.
I feel sorry for the guys who get married to girls they met on Tinder. There's no way she didn't have the cum of another guy inside her on your first date.
By writing these comments, you have harassed me. I know you wrote these comments hoping I would read them and feel sexually violated by them.
Deny it if you want, but it's true. I don't really care about what they said, or the context, your intent. That doesn't matter. What matters is that I feel harassed, and my feelings that you did a bad thing change reality retroactively and make it so you did a bad thing.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-15
I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
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1 heavenlytoaster 2017-10-15
Lol imagine being this clueless.
/U/xxsquirrelxx how are you so dumb?
1 Sub_Corrector_Bot 2017-10-15
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1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2017-10-15
Good bot
1 SpectroSpecter 2017-10-15
I have a few friends who were innocent enough to think tinder was actually a dating app for people whose dads didn't rape them when they were children. It didn't take very long for them to learn the truth.
1 EloeOmoe 2017-10-15
Imagine being so stupid you use Tinder just to meet people socially.
1 0987654231 2017-10-15
fucking people is social
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-10-15
1 HATES_LEFTIST_FUCKS 2017-10-15
We really need to have intercourse.
1 serialflamingo 2017-10-15
The worst message I ever got on grindr was from some fat old guy who told me he had a "very greedy bum-bum".
1 ChadwinThundercock 2017-10-15
Lucky you.
1 serialflamingo 2017-10-15
He was really fat.
1 ChadwinThundercock 2017-10-15
No, my point was, if that is the worst you've ever experienced on Grindr, consider yourself one of the lucky ones.
1 serialflamingo 2017-10-15
You don't know how fat this guy was.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-10-15
Who knows? Maybe he had a nice HIV strain for you
1 serialflamingo 2017-10-15
It's v difficult to get HIV as the insertive partner, and I'm v much a no-glove-no-love type of girl anyway.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-10-15
Was he any good?
1 serialflamingo 2017-10-15
You're cruisn' for a bruisin'.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-10-15
I'll take that as a no.
1 goofylimp 2017-10-15
Wasn't he too?
1 IsADragon 2017-10-15
Did you meet up with him?
Follow up questions, did his ass gobble your knob like a corn on the cob?
1 serialflamingo 2017-10-15
He couldn't afford me, ducky.
1 IsADragon 2017-10-15
Bit disappointed that I will never know how greedy his bum was, but props on you for keeping that bussy for a real buyer.
1 Ylajali_2002 2017-10-15
in what world does "woman has sex with men" sound queer?
1 serialflamingo 2017-10-15
There's only one world so sick and boring that that could be a thing
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-10-15
Imagine being the last person left on earth who thinks Tinder is some vanilla dating app for finding your soul mate.
1 OhGodNoDearGodNo 2017-10-15
I feel sorry for the guys who get married to girls they met on Tinder. There's no way she didn't have the cum of another guy inside her on your first date.
1 SineadObama 2017-10-15
/u/Queen_Fleury /u/525days
By writing these comments, you have harassed me. I know you wrote these comments hoping I would read them and feel sexually violated by them.
Deny it if you want, but it's true. I don't really care about what they said, or the context, your intent. That doesn't matter. What matters is that I feel harassed, and my feelings that you did a bad thing change reality retroactively and make it so you did a bad thing.
So apologize. Now.
1 Ylajali_2002 2017-10-15
tbh you were kinda asking for it by browsing SRD. everyone knows SRDines are serial rapists.
1 525days 2017-10-15
I’m sorry that you’re a fucking idiot
1 SineadObama 2017-10-15
stop denying my lived experiences!
1 SineadObama 2017-10-15
apology accepted but I'm asking you to apologize for the harassment right now, thanks.
1 SpectroSpecter 2017-10-15
Wow, nice victim blaming. Have you tried being a decent human being with some empathy? smh
1 OhGodNoDearGodNo 2017-10-15
Wow. First you literally rape him and then you gaslight? Horrible.
1 MasterLawlz 2017-10-15
I usually ask girls if they've seen Wonder Woman cause I'm wondering why they aren't my woman, but I guess I need to find a new pickup line now.
1 shanewater 2017-10-15
Why do you hate women?
1 MasterLawlz 2017-10-15
Because I'm a privileged cisgendered male
1 shanewater 2017-10-15
Understandable, have a nice day.
1 Etra 2017-10-15
/u/heavenlytoaster:
/u/EloeOmoe:
/u/GuillotinesNOW:
Imagine being this unoriginal. But as bad as they are, imagine the utter retardation necessary to upvote their posts.
1 EloeOmoe 2017-10-15
You have the post history of someone that uses a hookup app to try and find friends.
1 Etra 2017-10-15
Wrong.
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-15
Some pits go even deeper than the unplumbable depths of human imagination. Best just to turn back now
1 glmox 2017-10-15
can the fucking srdine