I know that we like to meme and joke about the SRDine but this is a serious topic and so I would appreciate it if we could use some reverence here. I have not spoken to anyone about this other than my therapist.

This story is 100% true. It is not a joke. It really happened.

I knew an SRDine irl once. The guy ran this pizza shop in town that I used to frequent. After I had been going there for awhile we became sorta friendly, although he was kinda annoying and wouldn't ever shut up about gamergate. One day I came in and he asked me if I wanted "cheese pizza." I said no, that I'd just stick with my regular pepperoni, and he winked at me and said "no, do you want cheese pizza?" I was like wtf no just gimme the regular pepperoni, but he kept insisting that I didn't understand him. Eventually he told me that he had been working on a "new kind of cheese pizza" and he wanted me to try it out and tell him what I thought of it. The only catch was that this was a super secret recipe, and so I had to follow him down to the basement if I wanted to try it.

Tbh I don't even like cheese pizza, but I was really naive back then, and I wanted to be obliging, so I followed him downstairs. Whatever was down there to this day I can't remember. My therapist says I blocked out most of the memories as a response to trauma. What I do remember is the sound of screaming children. That and Hillary Clinton's "Fight Song" blasting through the stereo in a vain attempt to muffle the screams. I saw several SRD mods and regulars down there. Try as a might to forget the image, I can't erase from my memory their ugly, maniacal grins. Whatever was going on down there, they were clearly enjoying it.

When I got home that day I reported the incident to the admins. They told me that I would keep quiet if I knew what was good for me. For months afterwards I would receive cryptic PMs referencing something called "NAMBLA," telling me I had to "learn empathy" and check my "teleiophilic privilege."

I refuse to be intimidated by the SRDine. The world needs to know what they are doing. I hereby call on President Donald J Trump to launch a full investigation into the SRDine menace. There are children's lives on the line and we cannot afford to be silenced. For the sake of the children, the SRDine must be canned.

Mods please sticky this post. The world needs to know.