Strong WoC TrollX poster believes she was born anally. Brings it up during a class discussion and is laughed from the room. Totally not her fault though. Drama has yet to occur but it will so here you are.

That doesn't require much. They legit cannot question the narrative that a perceived PoC puts forward so they have to shallow it, or be seen as someone who doesn't automatically believe in stories of oppression.

Only bordering on the very absurd will they begin to doubt the horseshit that is fed to them and even then they fear of ostracization by their community should they open go against the story.

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-17

This is the best drama ever, or at least the best drama since that T_D bitch killed his dad yesterday

1 LeFabulousFaggot 2017-10-17

I mean, you went at least 6 years without fact checking that?

1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-10-17

There's no way. This is just super obvious trolling, no one outside of 4th grade would ever consider this a possibility.

1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-10-17

Well since women are basically children it makes sense they haven't caught on

1 high_side 2017-10-17

Particularly anyone that ovulates.

1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2017-10-17

Izt whyte peepol fallt! Wid dair racist wurds n stuf.

1 Works_of_memercy 2017-10-17

Lazy and unmerciful.

1 RecallRethuglicans 2017-10-17

POC have been taught not to trust their own judgment and instead to defer to white males. It’s a normal reaction.

1 aqouta 2017-10-17

Pretty good idea tbqhwyf

1 Works_of_memercy 2017-10-17

Stuff like that happens (maybe). Like, there was a hilarious story on Russian internets, maybe trolling but totally believable, about a girl (told from her viewpoint even) who at a tender age of like 10 asked her older brother what a picture with an elephant (for scale) and a dinosaur egg meant, and the dude told her that elephants reproduce via eggs.

Fast forward 10 years when she's at some university and very socially involved and discusses how to decorate some hall for some event, and is like "and around the top of the walls we can put balloons, *stretches arms* big as elephant eggs!". Except in Russian colloquial, testicles are called eggs (instead of balls), leading to confused awkwardness.

1 chancellorjay 2017-10-17

That anus's name? Albert Einstein.

1 Ultrashitpost 2017-10-17

Girl are you subscribed to r/blackladies because you should be

You are entirely correct, /u/FixinThePlanet

1 Neon_needles 2017-10-17

"Yo girl, I'm empowered and feeling good after I learned that I was brainwashed for forty years in believing the Easter bunny exists."

1 Pepperglue 2017-10-17

There is still no drama OP. Folks in that thread are telling her how stunning and brave she is.

u/YerFairyGodmother, I am having difficulty believing that. You never went home and asked your mother: "are we all born out of our anus?" or something like that?

Even if it is true, thinking that they are laughing at you maliciously is just ridiculous. Chances are they are just laughing at how stupid your comment was, and that will be that.

1 SamWhite 2017-10-17

I am having difficulty believing that.

Well no fucking shit.

1 Awayfone 2017-10-17

Tgat place is a massacre of deleted comments sadly

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-17

Still plenty left to laugh at

1 Awayfone 2017-10-17

"I told my college classmates, that I like all blacks was born from an anus and proud if it" is more than enough really

1 moondoggy101 2017-10-17

lol an obvious troll tells the most retarded story ever and they go yep def sounds like systemic racism and the patriarchy to me.

1 wow___justwow 2017-10-17

Lol yep. This post takes the cake:

They're laughing at a system in which people don't have the luxury of careful and knowledgable educators

Oh yes, right, careful and knowledgable educators who know which hole babby comes out of.

1 moondoggy101 2017-10-17

even if this is real i can remember the incredible amount of misinformation that young kids spread around to each other and still believing something most 10 year olds wouldn't fall for in college just makes you a retard.

1 newprofile15 2017-10-17

Lol and the OP is supposedly a woman. How can anyone believe this person is serious.

1 DoubleCheekedUp 2017-10-17

This is why wypipo need to die (if they don't take care of it themselves)

1 storejet 2017-10-17

Maybe the entire subreddit is made up of drama users with alts trying to stir up drama.

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-17

At the very least u/momomojito 💯% is trolling everyone for their own amusement:

Ok that's a fucking nightmare scenario, like think about for the next ten years while you're trying to fall asleep bad.

That said this is a transitory situation and doesn't have to define who you are. I might suggest looking at the Planned Parenthood website to try to catch anything else that slipped through the cracks. If no one corrected that little nugget of embarrassment there might be other misconceptions still present. Remember not knowing something isn't a reflection on your intelligence. Educate yourself and protect yourself!

Edit: One should offer support no matter how improbable the situation presented is. This is not a sub to doubt the stories others tell us. I'd much prefer to offer support for a troll (traditional usage) than doubt every story and miss the opportunity to help someone in need.

momo touched my peepee

you gotta believe me

reeeeeeeeee reeeee

1 drvgyn2 2017-10-17

leftists have such a low opinion of all non-whites they will literally believe anything

1 Works_of_memercy 2017-10-17

/u/YerFairyGodmother, why are you using wypipo reaction gifs?

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-17

DIGITAL WHITEFACE

1 Works_of_memercy 2017-10-17

That, or her disrespecting her ancestry and harboring internalized white supremacism.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-17

Yeah that too

1 nunast 2017-10-17

Ed, looking at your comment history on any given day is pretty shocking.

The sheer massive volume of comments you make per day is staggering.

There's no way you're employed, right?

1 nunast 2017-10-17

Ed, looking at your comment history on any given day is pretty shocking.

The sheer massive volume of comments you make per day is staggering.

There's no way you're employed, right?

1 Teh_Jews 2017-10-17

Sorosbux, how many times do we have to go over this?

1 nunast 2017-10-17

Ed, looking at your comment history on any given day is pretty shocking.

The sheer massive volume of comments you make per day is staggering.

There's no way you're employed, right?

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-17

Please don't scare him off yo he's our professional dramanaut. The more he comments the more we can laugh

1 Honk4Tits 2017-10-17

Low effort troll job but the TrollX blobs are too dumb to see it.

1 Neon_needles 2017-10-17

That story has the sound of systematic racism in it to me. I would put money on one of their grandfather's telling them this racist lie and the kids believing it and telling his classmates what he learned from his grandfather... I'm sorry those people are assholes.

lol is it racism if the OP was not a troll and brought up Santa during x-mas time?

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-17

systematic

😂

1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-10-17

Tell black children they are born from butts.

2.???

Profit.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-17

This would be systematic

1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-10-17

And honestly pretty profitable

1 CantKillADeadMan 2017-10-17

Do these people honestly just put 'systematic' in front of every word to sound smart or something? Even if this story is legit, which it isn't, then it would simply be normal racism.

1 Neon_needles 2017-10-17

Man, my Chinese grandpa told me some dumb story about dragons or some shit and made me look dumb at school. I hope his racist ass is in hell.

1 Awayfone 2017-10-17

Whas it abput his magic balls?

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-17

Your grandpa sounds true blue. Keep a watch out for dragons kimosabi

1 storejet 2017-10-17

Hey man fuck off. Im a victim of systemic digestion. Everday my digestive system oppresses me further and further into shit posts

1 BackMusclesGetMeHard 2017-10-17

That story screams "I am a troll and this didn't happen"

1 CantKillADeadMan 2017-10-17

To bad the entrire fucking twoX sub is deaf or deleting people who can hear.

1 aggressiveshitpost 2017-10-17

When I was in junior high, I was minding my own business alone at a lunch table when two white boys walked up to me and started pestering me about my skin color.

Of course it's just another retarded TrollX user making shit up for attention, but imagine for a moment if this had really happened in our current year. Those guys would be stoned on the fly even before they could stutter their elaborate theory on Anal conception.

1 ChateauJack 2017-10-17

Are they not?

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-17

Don't be shitty.

Everyone knows black babies are delivered from jungles by colonies of bats to single mothers

1 tickthegreat 2017-10-17

If you need to go to college to learn people aren't born up the poop chute maybe you shouldn't have been accepted to college in the first place. A+ troll.

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-17

Nobody, and I do mean nobody, questioned how somebody who had only been taught "God is great" could get accepted to college.

I concur, A+ troll.

1 bjt23 2017-10-17

I keep reading WoC as WotC and think you're talking about this: http://images.eurogamer.net/2017/articles/2017-08-30-11-40/chosen.jpg/EG11/resize/600x-1/quality/80/format/jpg

I would be more willing to listen to her crazy arguments on account of she has a sword and gun and scary teeth.

1 ChadwinThundercock 2017-10-17

I always read it as WTC and then I remember 9/11, because I will Never Forget

1 bjt23 2017-10-17

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

1 Honk4Tits 2017-10-17

Aaaannnd I'm banned. For not believing their buttbaby story.

1 RecallRethuglicans 2017-10-17

It is a safe space

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-17

🎺🎺

(. )( .) Ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

1 Hayleycakes2009 2017-10-17

Yup, I believe it. Same thing happened to me in r/GirlsSurvivalGuide or whatever that sub is called. They dont want the truth, just support your fellow female while they blatantly lie/troll. Fucking ridiculous. I guess that's when we take it to r/quityourbullshit?

Id also like to thank the mod that stickied this thread.

1 ahbslldud 2017-10-17

This is even less believable than GET OWNED BY GAMERGATE BITCH

1 storejet 2017-10-17

Omg can someone link me to that. That was honestly one of the funniest things Ive ever read

1 carthoris26 2017-10-17

http://archive.is/8w92r

Of all the retarded stories they believe that remains the most retarded. This comes close though.

1 _Petronius 2017-10-17

Well, she is stupid as shit, so maybe it’s not that far from the truth?

1 haiku-testbot 2017-10-17

  Well she is stupid

  as shit so maybe its not

  that far from the truth

                                                 ^-_Petronius

1 SineadObama 2017-10-17

Good bot good bot good bot good bot good bot good bot good bot good bot good

1 PlvGdm 2017-10-17

Hi /u/YesRoughly AKA /u/SorryNeverSorry AKA /u/TryItIDareYou

How does TrollX keep on falling for the same shit time and time again is fucking beyond me.

1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-10-17

/u/FixinThePlanet what do you know about blackladies if you aren't even black yourself.

1 ChadwinThundercock 2017-10-17

Probably just a troll sending her that way

1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-10-17

She is not a troll, just vile like one.

1 -not_a_mimic- 2017-10-17

This person has to be a troll. They're a committed one, and sometimes it isn't obvious, but they're a troll.

1 wwyzzerdd 2017-10-17

I wonder if morons like /u/momomojito have to work to be that dumb or if its just genetics?

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-17

There's no way the sun will rise this morning if u/momomojito isn't just having fun at the expense of others

1 SineadObama 2017-10-17

my classmates are probably going to call me the butthole girl

fucking LOL

1 ahbslldud 2017-10-17

i would tbh

1 SueLightningsPenis 2017-10-17

This line is what made me break, amazing writing

1 point_shaver 2017-10-17

I mean, thats where turds come from.

1 Etra 2017-10-17

That story is almost as ridiculous as that one time the guy who created the universe fucked a virgin so she’d be pregnant with himself and that baby would later grow up to be sacrificed to himself according to the rules he created. But nobody would base a religion on the excuse some hoe gave her husband to explain why she’s pregnant when they only did anal, right?

1 Etra 2017-10-17

https://i.imgur.com/6h9zonf.png

1 ComedicSans 2017-10-17

Lol, someone's flagged half the comments in this thread as "targeted harassment".

GET OWNED BY GAMERGATE BITCH or whatever.

1 curse2themax 2017-10-17

 admins notified

lmao good fuckin luck

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-17

Fuck you little bitch you have to listen and believe

1 weniscommander 2017-10-17

Do they call themselves TrollX because even the most anencephalic idiots can waltz in there and make troll posts that are believed without question?

1 KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2017-10-17

They call themselves TrollX because every user there got trolled elsewhere online and had to run into the safe space to literally shake with her fellow sisters.

If they have a meetup I guarantee they'll drink each others' period blood.

1 makes_people_cringe 2017-10-17

They didn't cover anything but "God is great" in every class, including math.

😂😂😂

1 Awayfone 2017-10-17

Leibniz would approve

1 whoatethekidsthen 2017-10-17

"I'm an intelligent WoC who believed black babies are birthed out the booty. I shared my nobel beliefs with my college class and everyone laughed at me. At me! Can you believe it? Also can you suspend all rational thought and share comments explaining how my fantastic retardation is not my fault?"

1 strathmeyer 2017-10-17

As far as I can tell /u/OhGodNoDearGodNo was triggered into creation when someone dared say something bad about his erectile dysfunction medication.

1 cuteman 2017-10-17

These are the same people who don't know they're pregnant when they go into labor.

1 do0rkn0b 2017-10-17

You're either intelligent or you think black people are born out buttholes.

Both.

1 AnnArchist 2017-10-17

I know.. but at the same time I feel ridiculous. I know how smart I am. I just am really in the dumps now.

Well, to be fair she always thought she was in the dumps...

1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-10-17

Damn, guy was so proud of his joke, he stickied it to a sticky.

1 AnnArchist 2017-10-17

Whats the point of modding if you can't abuse your power?

1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-10-17

You are the tard rouser.

1 searingsky 2017-10-17

Wait ur telling me thats not how it works?

1 morerokk 2017-10-17

Brigaded by /r/Drama, admins notified

Wow, so scared.