Chelsea Handler gets cancelled, pretends she didn't and is leaving to fight Drumpf. DAE?

79  2017-10-19 by smokes_degrass

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Netflix’s Chelsea won’t continue past the end of 2017, host Chelsea Handler announced Wednesday via social media.

In a lengthy Twitter post, Handler attributed the talk show’s cancellation to her desire to “devote as much time as I can to becoming a more knowledgeable and engaged citizen and to focus on projects that have significance to me. My goal is to be better informed, raise my voice, and participate in a more meaningful way.”

The comedienne adds that she will continue to produce documentaries with Netflix, and that her eponymous series will continue to stream weekly through December.

Chelsea premiered in May 2016 and was renewed for a second season 10 weeks later. Though designed in a thrice-weekly, half-hour format, Season 2 made the switch to once-weekly, hour-long episodes.

The article recites the tweet and adds a little background on the show. What was your reason for posting the article?

Looks like she is making another show for Netflix, doesn't sound like she got cancelled.

You know that if a show gets canceled it gets canceled, right? Doing a different project that hopefully isn't as ass does not undo that your show got canceled.

Quitting a show to immediately start working on another one for the same streaming service is not what i would call cancelled.

The show is not being renewed for a new season. That is literally the definition of a show getting canceled. Doing another show doesn't mean the other show wasn't canceled. I'll give you an idiot proof example. Megyn Kelly's show gets canceled but she starts being an anchor on the same network. Is her show canceled or not? You got this

Wrong lol

Are there other shows like hers on netflix? Late night seems like one of the only formats that netflix will never be fit for you know what i mean?

No, I don’t know what you mean. Are there other shows like hers on Netflix? I don’t know that either. I pirate everything because the MSM is always lying to us and I can’t condone giving them my lunch money.

I feel its not specifically late night but current events in general that don't do well on Netflix. I wanna binge a series when I finally get around to it, not feel obligated to watch it within a specific time frame. If I wanted that I"d stick with regular TV.

Great, I like when Hollywood tells me what to think while ignoring pedophilia and rape

devote as much time as I can to becoming a more knowledgeable and engaged citizen

At 42 she's decided to learn? I mean I guess that's better than never.

lmao

Handler for President in 2020.

We already have a Handler for President if you know that I mean to allude to the grabbing by the gussy remarks.

I thought Handler was that 15 yr old girl that married some old rich celebrity... who am I thinking of and who is Handler?

Idk who you're thinking of but Chelsea Handler had a show on E! (I think) called Chelsea Lately that was basically just a talk show but she also wrote a few books about how much sex she had when she was younger. She's unmarried and has no kids. Not sure why she's famous

Oh and SmurfPrivilege posts below that she actually fucked the President of E! to get her show lol

I was thinking of Courtney Stodden.

I'm sorry.

Just don't do it again!

42 no husband and no kids

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I'd hate fucker and give her my nazi seed!

42

I don't think that's the issue.

If she's serious about learns she might become a woke ass radical centrist.

Chelsea Handler is a sad, unfunny woman. Enjoy unemployment, Chelsea

You have so much hate in your heart

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"devote as much time as I can to becoming a more knowledgeable and engaged citizen and to focus on projects that have significance to me. My goal is to be better informed, raise my voice, and participate in a more meaningful way"

So, still funnier than John Oliver.

Forced abortion is funnier than John Oliver.

Forced abortion is always hilarious though.

Actual rats are funnier than Ratman.

Were people this against Jon Stewart back in the day too? Because I remember him being received pretty well generally (for some odd reason). Yet Oliver, who is literally indistinguishable from Stewart, gets all this shit that Stewart never did.

I don't know. I was a smug elitist liberal back then.

not still being a smug elitist in 2017

ur missing out famalam

Nah. They stopped being about raves and threesomes and started being about yoga and faggotry.

So was I. So was I. 😔

Jon Stewart told jokes for much longer than jon Oliver did

Likable smug vs unlikable smug

again, I find the two indistinguishable. I don't see how you can find one likable and the other unlikable.

Personally, I find them both meh.

the only difference in smugness is one is british and one’s from jersey

like i said, the difference for me is he’s been burnt out on jokes at this point but hasn’t just given up and switched to straight pundit/journalism pieces, which is obviously what he wants to do. he just talks about a problem and falls back on the same shitty “jokes” that got old after the second time (addressing the audience by some random name, pretending to get worked up over some stipid bullshit, painfully stretched but creative similes)

like toward the end, Jon Stewart would pretty much just point out fallacies, do the same three accents, and occasionally raise awareness of some overlooked issue, and correspondents like Samantha Bee and whatshisname also stopped being funny (idk if her show’s any good and i don’t wanna know).

but before... idk, 2012 or so, if you go back you’ll see some effort and an energy that doesn’t seem forced (the man could mug), with usually good monologues/“reports” with entertaining, sometimes Brutananadilewskiesque turns of phrase; actually creative insults; and even funny correspondent segments. and their hypocrisy supercuts were also really snappy.

PLUS, Stewart’s team had a 1-4 days to do the show and a CC budget. Oliver’s got a week minimum and an HBO budget.

domestic likeable smug vs foreign unlikable smug

jon was far more likeable and not a partisan hack. oliver says as much wrong shit as the people he's criticising

Yet Oliver, who is literally indistinguishable from Stewart

You shut your whore mouth.

Oliver's never done shit for 9/11 Responders or dogged the Man for not doing enough for them.

dogged the Man for not doing enough for them

lmfao that was his whole schtick. "DAE George Bush" was the original "DAE Trump." Its overuse back in the mid 2000s is why people are so sick of it now that the same tactic is being used in the mid 2010s. And I can put the blame almost solely on Stewart for its overuse.

I N D I S T I N G U I S H A B L E

It was funny back then though.

Mostly because we were all 15, but whatever.

Stewart was funny

Oliver is an asshole Brit pointing out our flaws

Oliver used to be funny

it’s REALLY easy to forget

You don't think John Oliver is funny? That makes no sense---I mean it's 2017 after all.

I thought Chelsea Lately was one of the best things on TV so I watched one episode of Chelsea but it was just her complaining the whole episode about having accidentally seen a penis and how horrible it is to go through your day as a woman and might have to accidentally see one. WTF happened? Still not as funny as Amy Schumer.

literally who

Some white chick who hates trump.

But of course.

Megyn Kelly's show outlived CHandler. Kek.

Umm wasnt this the second season of handlers

chelsea handler quite literally fucked the CEO of E! to get a show. That's gumption you rarely see in today's hollywood and I haven't seen her tweet #metoo once. She's a-okay in my book.

handler quite literally fucked the president of E! to get a show.

Story plz, bae.

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From different sections (Television Career and Personal Life) on her wikipedia page.

In 2006, Handler began dating Ted Harbert, who oversaw E! as the former CEO of Comcast Entertainment Group.

In July 2007, Handler began starring on her own half-hour, late-night comedy series on E! titled Chelsea Lately.

I remember when she first became a contributor on E! when I was a little kid. Before she had a show she was the clown in the corner that would say retarded things and make the other comedians look good.

So Chelsea is Bababooey failing upwards?

Handler's show might as well have been left wing Rush Limbaugh. It was about as shitty as it was patronizing.

You've never listened to Limbaugh.

Exactly

Chelsea Handler may be an insufferable white womyn but few people are that terrible

I have no idea who this person is.