CS nerd gets an internship by lying about being genderfluid. Gboard doesn't believe that's a real word. Who's in the wrong? OP, the organization, or my keyboard? Click to find out more.

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I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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Additional discrimination drama when male feminists denigrate our sister subreddit /r/GenderCritical.

r/gendercritical: There's no such thing as a woman with a penis.

r/drama: There's no such thing as a woman without a penis.

We are the most progressive space on reddit

And then people have the nerve to call us an alt-right nazi cesspool.

Guy just needs to buy a womens' dress, put it on, take it off, bam, empirically genderfluid.

Honestly, he probably doesn't even really have to go that far. It isn't like there's a single, accepted definition of genderfluid, and it's essentially self-identified. It would be pretty hard to prove he wasn't genderfluid; he could just say he exclusively presents as a man when working with computers.

Unless, of course, they read his Reddit post where blatantly admits that he lied about it.

Can't argue with that SCIENCE.

One liar and one shithead hiring manager. These people deserve each other.

Why is the manager wrong? Diversity helps the workplace.

Why would it make any difference?

Because the manager was hoping to have someone to make the workplace diverse.

Why does diversity help the workplace become more efficient? Show me one study that proves that. If anything, studies show the opposite.

No I mean why would it help the workplace to be racially diverse?

(and to be clear I'm not saying it would be bad for a workplace to be racially diverse)

This is about gender diversity

Ok gender diversity then.

This is pretty funny shame the OP is removed.

u/Mirrory how feminine is her penis?

Im a penetretion tester

Yeah, i bet.

I know a few trans programmers now and they've all expressed it's very difficult to get hired anywhere. One even wrote a library allowing you control an OS entierly with your fucking eyes. She's genius tier...

/u/Mirrory, that's not that hard. 95% of the work would already be done for them by the machine reading the person's eye movements. They would just need to map the machines outputs to a keyboard and mouse.

I also like how you said "control an OS" instead of "move the mouse and click stuff, and some typing". You must be one of those javascript "programmers".

No, the OS can see beyond your eyes and read your mind to know what you want it to do, obviously.

and of course it's a THUPER THMART tranny

All you'd really need to do would be to overlay an inverted video feed of your eye over a circular mask split into eight parts. When a circle of white pixels of x diameter overlaps a segment, the segment runs its code, which in this case would be to move the mouse in a given direction. There you go, ocular mouse movement.

It's the same principle behind this cheap shovelware piece of garbage. I'm guessing there were no geniuses involved in its creation, but maybe I'm wrong.

You don't even have to do that, there's open facial recognition libraries and they are very easy to use. You could probably get something like this working in under 100 lines of code.

Sounds like a great way to blind yourself with eye strain.

Imagine typing on a virtual keyboard with your eyes.

I think /u/infinitechan used to use a system like that, but it was a typing/keyword aid, not for the mouse.

Interesting scenario since these, um, offbeat identities tend to only exist within a particular sociocultural mileau - trying to meet diversity goals based on identities that only exist among college-educated progressive millennials is basically a cute backdoor to justify the overrepresentation of these individuals among your labor force.

Assuming this is real how tf does being genderfluid even come up if OP doesn't know what that means?

Fake af.

Smh computer fag.

no one got /u/subpoutine's big lebowski reference. tho to be fair they butchered the wording and the people in that sub probably weren't alive when it came out

What’s wrong with my wording?

it's paraphrased. you didn't include the word ethos!

Ah, good point. 😓