/u/thepatman yeah, you can "drive into pedestrians", it's called a Shared Space. The US has them. Of course, there's rules, like "drive carefully" (like the OP did).
/u/thepatman stop being so melodramatic. (I can bold letter too see?) Roads are meant for people. People pay taxes. People have lives you know? These hipsters can fuck off to a forest/hiking trail for their marathon. Lol.
certainly not now. getting all angry and more dramatic is his go to response when he acts stupid and people point it out because he doesn't like feeling stupid.
They also flair themselves as Quality Contributors because they have learned law by parroting the same basic landlord-tenant advice that's repeated all the damn time.
Because the ultimate lack of actual legal knowledge and the legal profession is a pre-req to modship there, much like how in our lovely sub a lack of decorum and general social skills is.
Yeah when I saw the stickied post I was thinking cool, everyone lost their shit. Then I realized the thread was locked because one of the mods had an unpopular opinion and didn't like that.
One time I was working nights and when I got home I found my home was encircled by a two hour marathon. You're damn right I considered driving through but the po-po had everything blocked off. I ended up parking in a public lot and running across the crowd so I could go home and masturbate while I waited for the marathon to end and then I went back to get my car.
I'd be really surprised if anything bad happened to OP. He drove slowly, nobody stopped him, he didn't hit anybody etc. etc. People are acting like he's going to go to jail for that? Fact is nobody really gives a shit when nothing bad happens. Anyone who saw him probably just thought he was a race official or something.
Dude, you need to build up speed first. Once you go through enough mayos, all the cum on their skin will slow down the car. You'll need that momentum to push through to the end. Do you want to half-ass your vehicular mayocide?
As long as you don't reverse over them afterwards intent to harm hasn't been shown and you can always argue that you never saw a single person go under your wheels, so legally you should be fine.
Well, you you know /u/thepatman hasn't got any other peen to show off. He doesn't even have good advice, thus why he has to get all mod huffy whenever point out he's a flailing retard.
/u/thepatman yo for real, we don't even need to shut down streets for a marathon. The organizers could just have people do laps in a park or something.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-24
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1 wisty 2017-10-24
/u/thepatman yeah, you can "drive into pedestrians", it's called a Shared Space. The US has them. Of course, there's rules, like "drive carefully" (like the OP did).
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-24
> what if OP had an important meeting to get to You don't drive through a crowd of people. You don't drive through a crown of people.. You don't fucking endanger others because you may suffer a consequence. Never, ever ever ever encourage this here again, or you'll be done. > is he responsible for those costs? He can ask for redress, but his actual damages are light to the point of being unworthy of suit.
/u/thepatman stop being so melodramatic. (I can bold letter too see?) Roads are meant for people. People pay taxes. People have lives you know? These hipsters can fuck off to a forest/hiking trail for their marathon. Lol.
1 Bustwe 2017-10-24
Cardio is the betas preferred exercise.
1 OniTan 2017-10-24
Virgin: Nothing but cardio, skinny body.
Chad: Nothing but weightlifting, only cardio is short sprints from squat rack to bench.
1 CondeTrocola 2017-10-24
Virgin: die of injuries from fight
Chad: die in sauna from a heart attack
1 weniscommander 2017-10-24
implying it wasn't an assassination carried out by ladyboys
1 carthoris26 2017-10-24
Fucking goblin CARDIO KILLS GAINS
1 pepperouchau 2017-10-24
I thought that was moving the mouse and pumping my dick
1 umar4812 2017-10-24
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE IN THE CROWN!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-24
Relevant lol https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter/comments/78eow2/tour_de_france/ :p
1 umar4812 2017-10-24
Ayyy
1 Jazzeki 2017-10-24
i don't think he can.
certainly not now. getting all angry and more dramatic is his go to response when he acts stupid and people point it out because he doesn't like feeling stupid.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-10-24
He also distinguished that comment. Because for some reason LA mods love to randomly distinguish their stupid opinions to give them more weight.
1 OniTan 2017-10-24
"As a MOD..."
1 DudeCat 2017-10-24
They also flair themselves as Quality Contributors because they have learned law by parroting the same basic landlord-tenant advice that's repeated all the damn time.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-10-24
I actually practiced landlord - tenant law in Ontario, which is very different from their standard regurgitation.
Doesn't stop idiots like patman, parsnippity, and grasshoppa from giving incorrect advice and potentially really screwing someone over.
1 DudeCat 2017-10-24
Canada isn't a real country tho.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-10-24
Good thing I live in Ontario.
1 DudeCat 2017-10-24
Touché.
1 aqouta 2017-10-24
Marathoners are way richer than the general population and pay more taxes than wage slaves who can't even helicopter around on busy days.
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-10-24
Actually roads were meant for pedestrians and horses, but they were repurposed for cars because they were the best thing available.
1 Doctor_Buttsac 2017-10-24
He also started flairing his posts and threatening bans for disagreeing with him.
1 DickingBimbos247 2017-10-24
omg megadork /u/patman is a mod??
hahahahahahaha
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2017-10-24
It's /u/THEpatman. Gotta properly ping the retard.
1 DickingBimbos247 2017-10-24
thanks, I must have run over the THE with my car.
1 mattakasturty 2017-10-24
Was it a Challenger?
1 DudeCat 2017-10-24
I'm glad to see he's a known idiot. He banned me from there the other day for making fun of his legal arguments.
1 aliceunknown 2017-10-24
I think that's the buttmunch who banned me.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-10-24
As a butthole connoisseur pls don't use that word as a pejorative, tyvm.
1 SamWhite 2017-10-24
The mods flair themselves as 'quality contributors'? How modest of them.
1 storejet 2017-10-24
Lol he started bolding his words to make it seem more serious.
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-10-24
I believe MAD Magazine operates under similar editorial policies.
1 Vakieh 2017-10-24
Not just a mod, the most vocal mod. Basically the face of LA.
He's a bit of a tool.
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2017-10-24
LOL at /u/parsnippity for locking the post so that his fellow mod, /u/THEpatman, can maintain what little dignity he has left.
1 Jazzeki 2017-10-24
because as you pointed out the mods cover for one another and a slight against one of them is a slight against all of them.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2017-10-24
Because the ultimate lack of actual legal knowledge and the legal profession is a pre-req to modship there, much like how in our lovely sub a lack of decorum and general social skills is.
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2017-10-24
Yeah when I saw the stickied post I was thinking cool, everyone lost their shit. Then I realized the thread was locked because one of the mods had an unpopular opinion and didn't like that.
1 better_bot 2017-10-24
One time I was working nights and when I got home I found my home was encircled by a two hour marathon. You're damn right I considered driving through but the po-po had everything blocked off. I ended up parking in a public lot and running across the crowd so I could go home and masturbate while I waited for the marathon to end and then I went back to get my car.
1 ItsSugar 2017-10-24
bad bot
1 twinkletoes232 2017-10-24
OP should've just explained that he confused the marathoners with antifa and/or nazis, and so he was morally obligated to drive through them.
1 jack_be_numb 2017-10-24
I'd be really surprised if anything bad happened to OP. He drove slowly, nobody stopped him, he didn't hit anybody etc. etc. People are acting like he's going to go to jail for that? Fact is nobody really gives a shit when nothing bad happens. Anyone who saw him probably just thought he was a race official or something.
1 pepperouchau 2017-10-24
Love how he puts on his modhat in a last-ditch effort to gain some credibility in the argument
1 ahbslldud 2017-10-24
he does it for free
1 BoogerSlug 2017-10-24
I'm with OP, you can't just block someone from leaving their home. Get out of the way if you see a car coming, it's not hard.
1 caffienatedjedi 2017-10-24
I love how they act as if he plowed into a solid mass of people at 70mph. These people are fucking blowhards.
1 metric_units 2017-10-24
70 mph ≈ 110 km/h
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1 Country-asshole 2017-10-24
Is that wrong? Should I stop doing this? Honestly, it doesn't really seem wrong to me so why is this a "bad thing" all of a sudden?
1 tilmoph 2017-10-24
Dude, you need to build up speed first. Once you go through enough mayos, all the cum on their skin will slow down the car. You'll need that momentum to push through to the end. Do you want to half-ass your vehicular mayocide?
1 Country-asshole 2017-10-24
Dude, you totally made me see the light here. Realistically I should be using a steam roller.
1 SamWhite 2017-10-24
As long as you don't reverse over them afterwards intent to harm hasn't been shown and you can always argue that you never saw a single person go under your wheels, so legally you should be fine.
1 Country-asshole 2017-10-24
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. As long as I'm not hurt, it's OK.
1 SamWhite 2017-10-24
If the worst comes to the worst, just tell them you didn't know you weren't allowed to do that. They can't prove otherwise.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-10-24
Fucking wypipo and their cultural appropriation from Arabic culture
1 PoorLilMarco 2017-10-24
I love how /u/thepatman started mod-flairing his posts after losing the argument.
Gotta show off that e-peen.
1 tilmoph 2017-10-24
Well, you you know /u/thepatman hasn't got any other peen to show off. He doesn't even have good advice, thus why he has to get all mod huffy whenever point out he's a flailing retard.
1 cleverseneca 2017-10-24
Wow people are REALLY mad about some dude driving his car. Good find OP! Good drama!
1 takaci 2017-10-24
What a fucking stupid mod
1 OniTan 2017-10-24
/u/thepatman yo for real, we don't even need to shut down streets for a marathon. The organizers could just have people do laps in a park or something.
1 cabforpitt 2017-10-24
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/6naz7q/ma_management_confiscated_and_opened_a/dk82miz/
/u/thepatman does this shit a lot
1 glrage 2017-10-24
Hehe nice catch
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-10-24
"Once they've crossed the finish line, they're no longer joggers."
1 SiPhilly 2017-10-24
That sub is trash, never go there for a solid opinion.
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2017-10-24
When I opened the thread I thought of this.
1 lunchza 2017-10-24
/u/THEpatman is there a worstoflegaladvice? You should be head mod there