Spartans, when duty demanded to lay with a wife in order to produce further citizens, used to cut the woman's hair short and penetrated her strictly from behind, to make the whole experience as untainted by heterosexuality as possible. That doesn't sound like perversion to me.
SOrry...I meant Freud was a perv. You are correct that the "complex" is mis-named because Oedopis indeed cut hsi eyes out (with a fork) after he found out.
TBH Oedipus complex is pretty common. Your mom is literally the only woman who has showed you her titties at a certain age plus she's always around. If you aren't even slightly attracted to her, you're probably gay and have Elektra complex.
Mate, there's a reason mother-son incest is among the most popular categories for porn.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out that a huge number of people have to get off to that fantasy for 20% of the front page of every top porn site to be filled with it.
Christ, looks like she got lucky. Well comparatively anyway dirty fucker, but then again I've always been suspicious of all gymnastic coaches and the like. Hope they get the bastard if he's guilty.
It seems quite obviously fake to me. His step dad's got the voice of a 20 year old and calls his 22 year old step son "little guy"? I don't know anything about step dads, but I don't think that's very common. And the scrambling to turn off the goofy Scooby lights... twice? It's funny, very dedicated and well-made, but I seriously doubt this actually happened.
But if you believe it I suggest you lead by example and delete your account.
It's fake but I think a society that would fake something like this for attention and internet points is probably worse than one in which it actually happens.
you are on /r/Drama, that's like intentionally walking into the red light district of town and asking why everyone is a criminal! you found us buddy, we didn't come to you.
I never go to r9k, i barely go on 4chan anymore, yesterday i did out of boredom and saw that thread develop real time. I left because the whole thing seem stupid and made up. I can't fucking believe it turned out to be real, that guy is so fucked. Fucking idiots thinking their stupid shutposting and weird shit is tolerated IRL.
He tells his mom he wants to fuck her, then sends pictures to his mom, dad and stepdad of his dick and ass, his stepfather gets pissed, tries to break down the door and hits him, he goes and hides in the attack, escapes by breaking through the floor and running to his aunts house, goes back to get his beloved scooby-do lampshade back, then sets off for Arizona in his car, with the intent of finding a job and settling down there.
This made my fucking day. There were times today when I would leave the pc to go work/do chores and I would just burst out laughing out of nowhere just be remembering this.
It's times like this I don't mind wasting so much of my life on the internet. To think I could wake up one day, hear the birds chirping, see the sun rising, get a nice breakfast, and be greeted by the news that some kid tries to sleep with his mom.
158 comments
1 SDIHTD 2017-10-27
Need to see pics of his mom to see if it was worth it.
1 giroth 2017-10-27
I think it's a safe assumption she wasn't
1 aliceunknown 2017-10-27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmhiWbk7tAo
1 MockJohnson 2017-10-27
What is with all these people and wanting to bang their own mothers? Furthermore, why the fuck are they admitting to it?
1 lincoln1222 2017-10-27
do you not realize that you're on a site where one of the most prevalent memes across all subreddits is about broken arms/incest?
1 RarePepeAficionado 2017-10-27
And jolly ranchers.
1 better_bot 2017-10-27
Colby 2012
1 umar4812 2017-10-27
Something something every thread
1 ilikerainandstorms 2017-10-27
Hi, Reddit detective.
1 umar4812 2017-10-27
Hello.
1 ilikerainandstorms 2017-10-27
السلام عليكم۔
1 umar4812 2017-10-27
Wat
1 ilikerainandstorms 2017-10-27
مجحے آپ سے بہت محبت ھے۔
1 ilikerainandstorms 2017-10-27
آپ گوگل ترآنسلےث کو کیوں نہیں استعمال کرتے؟
1 umar4812 2017-10-27
No.
1 ilikerainandstorms 2017-10-27
https://www.google.com/search?q=google+translate+urdu+to+english&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab
1 umar4812 2017-10-27
I did.
1 ilikerainandstorms 2017-10-27
Peace be upon you. Why do not you use Google Triangle?
1 SamWhite 2017-10-27
He said 'Hi' in Arabic, and then followed it up with 'Why do not you use Google Triangle?' in Urdu.
1 umar4812 2017-10-27
I know.
1 OmniPotent42 2017-10-27
How can I get your flair?
1 umar4812 2017-10-27
On the right.
1 OmniPotent42 2017-10-27
Oh poop.
1 twinkletoes232 2017-10-27
oh-ho, le reddit switcheroo
1 umar4812 2017-10-27
oh yeah post MORE
1 SamWhite 2017-10-27
God I fucking hate that. I know our memes are lazy, but there's something so grating about that particular one and that particular response.
1 umar4812 2017-10-27
Yeah, it really grinds my gears.
1 aqouta 2017-10-27
Oedipus complex is a pretty well known phenomenon.
1 Mayocide_Now 2017-10-27
Just cause the dude that invented it was a perv does not make it common
1 dwThread 2017-10-27
This is sarcasm, right...?
1 better_bot 2017-10-27
No, it's a well known fact the Greeks are all perverts.
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-10-27
Spartans, when duty demanded to lay with a wife in order to produce further citizens, used to cut the woman's hair short and penetrated her strictly from behind, to make the whole experience as untainted by heterosexuality as possible. That doesn't sound like perversion to me.
1 Alexlincoln2 2017-10-27
Freud? freud was a fucking pervert
1 SenatorCoryGardner 2017-10-27
Is this Zizekposting?
1 Mircy 2017-10-27
didn't we not want to fuck his mom? dude gouged out his eyeballs after finding out they were related
1 Mayocide_Now 2017-10-27
SOrry...I meant Freud was a perv. You are correct that the "complex" is mis-named because Oedopis indeed cut hsi eyes out (with a fork) after he found out.
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-10-27
Stop trying to fuck your mom dude
1 aqouta 2017-10-27
I want to fuck my mom for necrophiliac reasons, n it incestuous reasons.
1 Shiwanshu1 2017-10-27
Understanda🅱️le
1 dood98998 2017-10-27
Ed Kemper is that you?
1 LadyVetinari 2017-10-27
The real question is will her head remain attached to her body /u/aqouta ?
1 robbinorion 2017-10-27
r/nocontext
1 Tetragrade 2017-10-27
Ok that seems fine then carry on.
1 MrUnsmileyMan 2017-10-27
1 aqouta 2017-10-27
I said well known not common retard.
1 MrUnsmileyMan 2017-10-27
1 aqouta 2017-10-27
She's literally ash, what is she gonna do? get offended?
1 MrUnsmileyMan 2017-10-27
I'm not sure if I'm more disgusted by your degenerate comment or that it got me to laugh out loud in public.
1 DoctorMort 2017-10-27
Not denying it...
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-10-27
TBH Oedipus complex is pretty common. Your mom is literally the only woman who has showed you her titties at a certain age plus she's always around. If you aren't even slightly attracted to her, you're probably gay and have Elektra complex.
1 MrUnsmileyMan 2017-10-27
-this guy, having read the Wikipedia page on Sigmund Freud and declare himself an expert
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-10-27
Mate, there's a reason mother-son incest is among the most popular categories for porn.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out that a huge number of people have to get off to that fantasy for 20% of the front page of every top porn site to be filled with it.
1 MrUnsmileyMan 2017-10-27
1 botchlings 2017-10-27
The internet has made people think that anything and everything is acceptable.
1 FedaykinShallowGrave 2017-10-27
Ted Cruz normalized it
1 ComedicPause 2017-10-27
I'm inbred for Ted!
1 chanilastname 2017-10-27
Freud has a theory.
1 Mayocide_Now 2017-10-27
I blame Lady Fyre
1 lyridsreign 2017-10-27
She is hot but damn does she try to much with incest
1 Mayocide_Now 2017-10-27
I dont get it....like..I could watch hours of her milky white ass....but WHY does it have to be incest? I always need to turn the volume down....
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-10-27
Do you also solely get turned on by the missionary position? Damn man, be a bit kinky. It's harmless fun, as long as you keep away from scat.
1 Fake2556 2017-10-27
You do know that incest is one of the most popular fetishes?
1 MockJohnson 2017-10-27
That may very well be but you keep that shit secret with healthy doses of intense shame and alcoholism.
1 WereCarrot 2017-10-27
Society needs to go back to shaming and ostracizing people like this. Maybe lobotomizing and pumping 'em full of lithium, like in the good ol' days.
1 hotblondeboob 2017-10-27
I think we should go back even further and start hiding the village idiots in cellars.
1 SpectroSpecter 2017-10-27
1 kennewickman 2017-10-27
You’re a drama poster you should be well versed in wanting to fuck your mom
1 mikerhoa 2017-10-27
Wait how many of these are there?
1 strathmeyer 2017-10-27
Russian propaganda efforts.
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-27
> 2017
> not having a hot sister you'd rather fuck
What is wrong with some people? smh
1 xoiz 2017-10-27
Ew.
1 SendMeMsgsInAllCap 2017-10-27
You more of a brother kind of guy then?
1 SpinningNipples 2017-10-27
Brussy is best pussu
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-10-27
Yeah but what do you do when they hit puberty?
1 kennewickman 2017-10-27
You hit them back
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-10-27
Ah, I see you've been an Olympics gymnastics coach.
1 kennewickman 2017-10-27
Fun fact my fiancé used to train with women’s Olympic gymnastics coach Larry Nassar
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-10-27
Nice, although to serious post I hope he was one of the ones who wasn't a dirty paedo.
1 kennewickman 2017-10-27
No he’s the once accused of it. She said he never touched her inappropriately but he often let his hands linger longer than they should when spotting
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-10-27
Christ, looks like she got lucky. Well comparatively anyway dirty fucker, but then again I've always been suspicious of all gymnastic coaches and the like. Hope they get the bastard if he's guilty.
1 kennewickman 2017-10-27
What if I was gymnast coach? Would you touch me?
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-10-27
As long as you're not a dirty female.
1 kennewickman 2017-10-27
Clean bussy
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-10-27
In that case like a blind man at a speed dating event.
1 DoctorMort 2017-10-27
Brussy
1 ilikerainandstorms 2017-10-27
1 ahbslldud 2017-10-27
sister
rooo fucking normans
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-10-27
1066 WORST YEAR EVER
1 farox 2017-10-27
As others have said. Social media probably was a mistake. The village idiot shouldn't also run a newspaper
1 aqouta 2017-10-27
Oh no, why?
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-27
Why the fuck is everyone on this site a goddamned deviant?
1 Think_Once 2017-10-27
Strange question from someone who watches Big Brother.
1 rewind45 2017-10-27
Starts out as a joke, then loneliness and poor social skills makes them think it's ok. Too much ironic internet culture is not good for a person.
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-27
t. drama user
1 rewind45 2017-10-27
I'm being serious m8.
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-27
It seems quite obviously fake to me. His step dad's got the voice of a 20 year old and calls his 22 year old step son "little guy"? I don't know anything about step dads, but I don't think that's very common. And the scrambling to turn off the goofy Scooby lights... twice? It's funny, very dedicated and well-made, but I seriously doubt this actually happened.
But if you believe it I suggest you lead by example and delete your account.
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-10-27
It's fake but I think a society that would fake something like this for attention and internet points is probably worse than one in which it actually happens.
1 Karma-Means-Nothing 2017-10-27
t. Reddit
1 snappleteadrink 2017-10-27
Wtf are you on about. It's more like the Blair witch project, it's scarier if it might be true.
1 -huitzilopochtli- 2017-10-27
it's just degeneracy, fake or not.
1 youpostyoudie 2017-10-27
Jordan PeterSon deliver us from ironic fetishes.
1 storejet 2017-10-27
Stopping Bullying was a mistake
1 better_bot 2017-10-27
Ironically degenerate-posting
Rewarded by peers
Behavior is strengthened
1 Mircy 2017-10-27
dunno it's harshing my buzz tho
1 tfw_catboy 2017-10-27
If only everyone on this sub stuck to nice, wholesome guro.
1 Mircy 2017-10-27
shota/mom is acceptable tho
1 tfw_catboy 2017-10-27
Idk what a shota is, but I'll assume it's terrible.
1 Mircy 2017-10-27
i dunno many people familiar with catboys that don't know what that term means but w/e
1 k1nkshamer 2017-10-27
Unironically true
1 cleverseneca 2017-10-27
you are on /r/Drama, that's like intentionally walking into the red light district of town and asking why everyone is a criminal! you found us buddy, we didn't come to you.
1 IneedSomeThrowaway 2017-10-27
Maybe u are just too vanilla for /r/drama.
1 Barrrcode 2017-10-27
Have you not been to DeviantArt?
1 glmox 2017-10-27
seems like a pretty average /r9k/ poster tbh
1 JumbledFun 2017-10-27
That guy definitely posts in the_doofus
1 SilverMars 2017-10-27
Why are you trying to bring politics into this
1 Shiwanshu1 2017-10-27
Yeah, it's not even dad daughter stuff
1 Think_Once 2017-10-27
Yeah, trying to cause drama here. What a pile of shit.
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2017-10-27
What a burn
1 rewind45 2017-10-27
I never go to r9k, i barely go on 4chan anymore, yesterday i did out of boredom and saw that thread develop real time. I left because the whole thing seem stupid and made up. I can't fucking believe it turned out to be real, that guy is so fucked. Fucking idiots thinking their stupid shutposting and weird shit is tolerated IRL.
1 MelanoidNation 2017-10-27
I say we encourage this behaviour. Only way to get quality content.
1 Neronoah 2017-10-27
Not everything bends to /r/drama's will
1 MelanoidNation 2017-10-27
I'd bend over and let them bugger me to prolapse.
1 glmox 2017-10-27
...yet
1 better_bot 2017-10-27
Shut the fuck up, nerd.
1 mikerhoa 2017-10-27
What's the proof that it's real? Because the "stepdad" banging on the door could just be his dipshit friend playing along.
1 ThatHeriNegro 2017-10-27
I don't know those did seem like the knocks of a man who had his stepson send unsolicited dick pics to his wife
1 strathmeyer 2017-10-27
It's like the Sarcastiball episode of South Park where Gerald can't stop being sarcastic but with autism.
1 ComedicSans 2017-10-27
Boo.
1 BackMusclesGetMeHard 2017-10-27
Oedipus complex isnt even a good name for this because he gouged his eyes out when he found out he fucked his mom
1 NeadStork 2017-10-27
I'd gouge my eyes out if I found out I fucked his mom too
1 mikerhoa 2017-10-27
I believe there's something about murdering the father in there too...
1 Chicup 2017-10-27
Just proves when you want to get rid of your son, you better be sure to get the job done, or he will kill you and fuck his own mom.
1 mikerhoa 2017-10-27
Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme...
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-10-27
The world is a harsh place. He just wants to crawl back into his mom's vagina, where he felt so safe.
1 Bad_doughnut 2017-10-27
Roll Tide.
1 MasterLawlz 2017-10-27
lol this is so fake come on. Just listen to those videos, they go totally black and the voice of his “step-Dad” sounds like a 20 year old
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-27
You already sent the texts. Why are you trying to walk it all back now?
1 ThisNameIsValid27 2017-10-27
What
The
FUCK
1 magalucaribro 2017-10-27
I read the whole thing and I'm not disappointed.
1 better_bot 2017-10-27
Can you provide the abridged version? I really don't want to scroll through the sea of "OMG HE DUN IT".
1 ilikerainandstorms 2017-10-27
He tells his mom he wants to fuck her, then sends pictures to his mom, dad and stepdad of his dick and ass, his stepfather gets pissed, tries to break down the door and hits him, he goes and hides in the attack, escapes by breaking through the floor and running to his aunts house, goes back to get his beloved scooby-do lampshade back, then sets off for Arizona in his car, with the intent of finding a job and settling down there.
1 lefedorasir 2017-10-27
Thats true kino right here
1 lincoln1222 2017-10-27
someone needs to get harvey weinstein and the boys to turn all that into a feature film/box office success
1 niexx 2017-10-27
lol arent you traditionally supposed to get hard before you send a dick pic? especially if the thing is in sub-cocktail-sausage territory
1 -Banana_Cake 2017-10-27
OP was pretty based really. He didn't do anything wrong.
1 ilikerainandstorms 2017-10-27
Telling his mom he wanted to fuck her and sending his mom, dad and stepdad pictures of his dick and ass don't count?
1 Imanidiot77777 2017-10-27
This is the quality content that keeps me coming back
1 ChromeGhost 2017-10-27
I love how 4chan pol-sters complain about degeneracy but then their members do shit like this lol
1 MrNotSpecified 2017-10-27
This isn't pol you retard
1 bigblackkittie 2017-10-27
fake but amusing
1 ason 2017-10-27
Is it really incest if the penis is feminine?
1 donkeyonfire101 2017-10-27
wait so did he actually want to fuck her or what?
1 ilikerainandstorms 2017-10-27
Idk, m8.
1 Teresa_May 2017-10-27
It's fake
1 IneedSomeThrowaway 2017-10-27
ur fake. You are another of /u/the_retard_with_butter_in_his_name 's alts.
1 Teresa_May 2017-10-27
wew
1 NeadStork 2017-10-27
This is why people hate gamers
1 princessCuck 2017-10-27
>say you wanna fuck
>end up getting fucked
🤔
1 RollBread 2017-10-27
This is mega bullshit, OP isn't even a real autismo.
1 mikerhoa 2017-10-27
It's a high effort troll, and that's enough for me.
1 Pastelitomaracucho 2017-10-27
This made my fucking day. There were times today when I would leave the pc to go work/do chores and I would just burst out laughing out of nowhere just be remembering this.
1 wolfbetter 2017-10-27
And that's why being a robot is stupid.
1 friendly-bot 2017-10-27
Eat a bag of human dicks, wolfbetter. >:(
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1 NetWWWWWWWWWWWorking 2017-10-27
It's times like this I don't mind wasting so much of my life on the internet. To think I could wake up one day, hear the birds chirping, see the sun rising, get a nice breakfast, and be greeted by the news that some kid tries to sleep with his mom.