I think /u/MasterLawlz is a self-aware autist while the unaware ones run rampant here in /r/Drama pretending it’s normal to only have online friends and to survive on a diet of Code Red and Cheetos eaten with chopsticks.
Go on top of a tall building. string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level. tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched. then you put super glue on your hands. and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head. then you jump, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows. when the cord goes taut, you'll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
![[SERIOUS] MasterLawlz should be un-modded and replaced by someone who can at least make funny shitposts.](https://i.imgur.com/Qyqav53.jpg){kind=link}
26 comments
1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-10-31
He wrote a theme song to the tune of a song in fucking Mulan
His autism sustains us.
1 Etra 2017-10-31
> Doesn’t link the song.
1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-10-31
Bitch if youre around here yall should already kno.
Jfc.
Plus I'm on mobile.
1 Etra 2017-10-31
/u/MasterLawlz, link please.
1 MasterLawlz 2017-10-31
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7390z7/i_wrote_a_theme_song_for_rdrama/
1 InsectThinker 2017-10-31
unmod yourself while we are at it, joan
1 Etra 2017-10-31
Un-life yourself for replying to the wrong person.
1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-10-31
How bout you keep yourself safe and who even are you.
1 thebuscompany 2017-10-31
In an ironic twist, /u/MasterLawlz somehow ended up being one of the least autistic people here.
1 Etra 2017-10-31
I think /u/MasterLawlz is a self-aware autist while the unaware ones run rampant here in /r/Drama pretending it’s normal to only have online friends and to survive on a diet of Code Red and Cheetos eaten with chopsticks.
1 MasterLawlz 2017-10-31
Surprisingly enough I have a relatively normal life outside of reddit lol, I just post here to joke around
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-10-31
no, kys
1 Etra 2017-10-31
Why don’t you show me the best way to do that? Lead by example, bitch.
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-10-31
no, kys
1 Etra 2017-10-31
https://i.imgur.com/M2UE8vY.gifv
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-10-31
http://i.imgur.com/fQO29Os.gifv
1 Etra 2017-10-31
https://media2.giphy.com/media/9Rp27Gpwjx1n2/giphy.gif
1 trjb 2017-10-31
Go on top of a tall building. string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level. tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched. then you put super glue on your hands. and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head. then you jump, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows. when the cord goes taut, you'll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
1 Etra 2017-10-31
Only someone who has already done this could understand your shitty instructions.
1 trjb 2017-10-31
Glue hands to head -> Cut head Off -> Look like you pulled your head off your neck. It's basic algebra.
1 SamWhite 2017-10-31
Masterlawlz is a fucking treasure, fuck you very much for this post.
1 Etra 2017-10-31
> fucking treasure
Freudian slip?