Senile old grandpa tweets responses at the TV for the past 12 hours with no sign of stopping

123  2017-11-03 by JumbledFun

174 comments

Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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whoa snappy hitting a little too close to home here

clearly he's off his meds and having an episode

This will surely be the end for Blumpf!

Nice meme bro.

XHRQUMPF FOR OVER IT'S!!!!!1!!1!1

relevant flair!

Ditto.

I do enjoy a good martini you are correct

This will surely be the end for $hillary!

He's like Nixon, but retarded

dementia will do that to a person, it's quite sad

The presidency should have a maximum age

That鈥檚 no fun, tho

Are all those old guys really gonna vote for that.

They will if a hot young dame with nice gams is proposing it.

what? they know they can鈥檛 trust women

Tell them that this is how it used to be back during the dust bowl and they'll go for it. If they don't buy the dust bowl thing tell them that muslims want old presidents because it'll help them somehow and we'll see age reform tomorrow.

On the brightside, old people are more prone to die of cancer or alcohol-induced liver disease.

He's like Nixon and Reagan did a fusion dance. The ultimate Republican retard.

Nixon's brains and Reagan's winning personality?

Probably Nixon's paranoia and Reagan's senility.

Oh. Well that doesn't sound good at all

Don鈥檛 worry, he鈥檚 got nukes.

The more you say things like the more pathetic it becomes that you lost to him

Don't blame me, I voted for Jill Stein

Do you also look like Sara Paulson?

You always bring that up.

If only.

If I can vote for Jill Stein/Sarah Palin porn I would.

I have this hot take: there are people who don't like your daddy who also don't like other candidates.

I know, I know, crazy.

The only "whiney faggot" is the one getting upset someone made fun of the retard currently in charge of America.

Yah it is really pathetic that middle america is so stupid they think this demented grandpa should have the keys to our nuclear arsenal. I completely agree. I've been pushing for the sterilization of blue collar whites for awhile now, I see you're starting to get to that conclusion as well!

This but ironically

you

But I didn't, Hdog did.

"I am not a crook"!

"When the President tweets it, that means that it is not retarded"

Underrated comment

Looks like he lost his phone for about 9 hours there.

Twitter hid it in the fridge.

I think it's really cute how he seems to care for the Democrats.

it's also funny that he thinks the FBI and Justice Department should get involved over the DNC primary rigging. It's not like the DNC primary is a private event that the DNC is under no obligation to actually have and they can tamper with it all they want if they want to be unethical fucks. Surprise surprise, donny two scoops continues to prove himself a child who has zero understanding of our government

If Clinton was using the DNC to get around campaign finance laws then yeah, law enforcement can get involved.

sure, but that's not what he's talking about

They of course did, much like the RNC did, much like both parties have for years. All of this is only shocking to people who have no idea how politics works but are extremely angry that their socialist grandpa couldn't take over a party he isn't even really in.

Many sides!

One side brought money and party loyalty, the other brought retarded economics and purity tests and everyone is shocked about which side got the party behind them.

tbf all that money and party loyalty and they lost to a reality tv star and his family of retards.

Because women are terrible at everything.

Right? And all of the sudden 'Pocahontas' is a fount of wisdom.

Pocahontas is Elizabeth Warren.

No shit sherlock

r/noshitsherlock

I know.

馃崐 Donald J. Trump 鈾匡笍 @realDonaldTrump

Just took off for ceremony @ Pearl Harbor. Will then be heading to Japan, SKorea, China, Vietnam & the Philippines. Will never let you down!

7:45 AM 路 Nov 3, 2017 | 1,183 Retweets 5,487 Likes

馃崐 Donald J. Trump 鈾匡笍 @realDonaldTrump

I always felt I would be running and winning against Bernie Sanders, not Crooked H, without cheating, I was right.

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馃崐 Donald J. Trump 鈾匡笍 @realDonaldTrump

Bernie Sanders supporters have every right to be apoplectic of the complete theft of the Dem primary by Crooked Hillary!

7:28 AM 路 Nov 3, 2017 | 3,094 Retweets 12,592 Likes

馃崐 Donald J. Trump 鈾匡笍 @realDonaldTrump

...Based on that, the Military has hit ISIS "much harder" over the last two days. They will pay a big price for every attack on us!

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馃崐 Donald J. Trump 鈾匡笍 @realDonaldTrump

ISIS just claimed the Degenerate Animal who killed, and so badly wounded, the wonderful people on the West Side, was "their soldier." .....

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馃崐 Donald J. Trump 鈾匡笍 @realDonaldTrump

Pocahontas just stated that the Democrats, lead by the legendary Crooked Hillary Clinton, rigged the Primaries! Lets go FBI & Justice Dept.

4:55 AM 路 Nov 3, 2017 | 13,216 Retweets 44,965 Likes

馃崐 Donald J. Trump 鈾匡笍 @realDonaldTrump

The real story on Collusion is in Donna B's new book. Crooked Hillary bought the DNC & then stole the Democratic Primary from Crazy Bernie!*

4:48 AM 路 Nov 3, 2017 | 9,608 Retweets 36,477 Likes

馃崐 Donald J. Trump 鈾匡笍 @realDonaldTrump

....People are angry. At some point the Justice Department, and the FBI, must do what is right and proper. The American public deserves it!

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馃崐 Donald J. Trump 鈾匡笍 @realDonaldTrump

...New Donna B book says she paid for and stole the Dem Primary. What about the deleted E-mails, Uranium, Podesta, the Server, plus, plus...

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馃崐 Donald J. Trump 鈾匡笍 @realDonaldTrump

Everybody is asking why the Justice Department (and FBI) isn't looking into all of the dishonesty going on with Crooked Hillary & the Dems..

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馃崐 Donald J. Trump 鈾匡笍 @realDonaldTrump

My Twitter account was taken down for 11 minutes by a rogue employee. I guess the word must finally be getting out-and having an impact.

3:51 AM 路 Nov 3, 2017 | 15,848 Retweets 57,234 Likes

Why are you back

Bad human!

We need to push him again to get him to manipulate votes again, 7 day suspension means the next time is the big one...

We need to push him again to get him to manipulate votes again, 7 day suspension means the next time is the big one...

You posted this twice you absolute moron. Keep yourself safe

he's a special little boy, just smile and nod

I only see it once, ya mong retard

oh wow it's magic! Couldn't be that delete button

Do I believe facts?

Why yes, I do indeed believe facts.

And yeah I deleted it, ya got me. But in my defense I was getting 504 errors left and right making that reply. I always thought 502-it went through, 504-hit save more

but it's not a fact. I showed you several more successful real-estate barons in nyc than Trump. Ergo he's not the most successful, these were sourced from daddy's favorite financial publication too :/

You copy and pasted shareblue disinfo and falsehoods. I mean you coulda just linked to snopes for equally as dis-believable bullshit.

Forbes is shareblue disinfo now? Or are you just crying "fake" at everything that makes you look stupid?

Forbes is shareblue disinfo now? Or are you just crying "fake" at everything that makes you look stupid?

I can't tell if you're genuinely retarded or ???

Forbes and Trump have feuded for decades, of course Forbes would print anti-Trump propaganda.

Haha you've jumped the shark dude, you're not actually this much of a retard are you? Forbes is feuding with Trump? It's not a fued if it's just one side complaining about his place on a dumb list once a year. Come off it m8, I know daddy's cock is firmly implanted in your mouth, but the man is not infallible

In fact the entire reason for the Forbes/Trump feud is that Forbes under estimates Trump's net worth.

Man poor donny two scoops, out of all the billionaires in the world, Forbes singles him out to under estimate his wealth, only him! Yep personal feud going back decades! You're a fucking retard you know that?

WEW LAD I got another spergout from you! Up to 2 now

Oh shit you really are a retarded centipedo, not just LARPing one

You just replied twice to the same comment and you're accusing the other guy of getting mad?

"no, u R mad!"

/u/IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu

Is this a pasta?

The only error code you should be getting is 450 - http://getstatuscode.com/450.

>>be you

>>use windows

>>get haxored

>be me

>use Linux (pronounced Lin-nucks)

>master race achieved

Maintain your safety

>not using templeOS

ya fookin pleeb

True, but I need networking and a resolution higher than 640x480.

GOD TOLD HIM 640x480 WAS ANYTHING ANYONE NEEDED

Are you disagreeing with GOD ya NIGGER

I admit I am a CIA nigger and I prevented Dianna from moving in.

I lied to win an argument on /r/Drama

Have you no shame?

> Do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of proportion and making literally everything as dramatic as possible.

Braj

No you don't understand. /u/Ed_ButteredToast had to leave all of a sudden and "wanted to tell people about the big secret but couldn't because no one would believe him".

Plus. his phone was messing up because of chat.

You know, because Totally Real Reasons.

/u/Ed_ButteredToast doesn't even make up believable lies

I was going to reply to this comment but I couldn't because if I did you wouldn't believe it so I didn't.

Neat story m'lday

~tips fedora~

I think there鈥檚 one more before permanent. 21 days or 30 days or some shit

Source: I鈥檓 a life long sperg

We need to push him again to get him to manipulate votes again, 7 day suspension means the next time is the big one...

I was enjoying his vacation too. Fuck.

missed you bby

Awww :3 you too boo! 馃槝

Now that our saviour Ed is back time to get back in the clown car bois 馃ぁ馃ぁ馃ぁ

Uhhh you are back

I don't think you're happy judging by your response 馃様

MRW I thought you were dead and I was finally at peace

He must use a Hillary Clinton TM pocket pussy on a nightly basis

On the seventh day he rose again! The only good poster has returned.

Boi you gonna cry when I go back :D this isn't your regular Jesus, this is a lazy one.

Yes, you're back! Let's see how quick you return to rage downvoting everyone because you take reddit and your cartoon account so seriously. Can't wait for you to get permabenned from reddit for using your alts to upvote your own posts.

What a loser you are.

Get this man a doctor, sperged so bad they had a stroke.

Oh look its retarded!

Imagine caring so much about reddit that you notice when one person is away for a few days

Like seriously

LOLLLLLLLLLL

Based on this alone I'm certain the world would be better off without you.

Are you to retarded to realize it's mocking how Ed constantly posts?

Eyyy bby 馃槝

Did inpatient mental health really release you so soon?

Just wondering, do you do the formatting manually, or is there some way to do it automatically?

In this thread... people complaining about President Trump engaging in normal activities.

How many people bitching about the President tweeting have shitposted in the past 24 hours? You have no room to talk.

Because fucktards shitposting on Reddit is TOTALLY the same thing as the most powerful man in the world having some sort of terrifying mental breakdown that's being live broadcast to millions of people worldwide.

Other world leaders are probably seal themselves into their nuclear command bunkers and huddle up with their families every time this happens. It's the global political equivalent of you hiding under your bed when you hear your drunk uncle climbing the stairs and undoing his belt. "He might just be going to the bathroom... "

the most powerful man in the world having some sort of terrifying mental breakdown

Huh?

There's absolutely nothing wrong with anything that he tweeted. There the same questions and same thoughts that most conservatives have been having for months.

Conservatives

Thoughts

HUuuRRRrr DDDuuuurrr HIlarY BaD, ARMy smassssh ISIs HNNNNggggggg

There's absolutely nothing wrong with anything that he tweeted. There the same questions and same thoughts that most conservatives have been having for months.

He's like the old white Jaden Smith

thats an insult to jaden smith

JOBS! JOBS! JOBS!

most conservatives have been having for months

Most of my family are conservatives and they think Trump's behavior on Twitter is embarrassing.

Your entire family is wrong.

Mine too then. I've been telling them that for years, ty for agreeing with me

Some random internet blowhard telling me my family's opinions are wrong. That's rich.

Delete this.

Get banned from reddit again.

Get banned from reddit again.

Cry moar

Stop using alts Ed

about President Trump engaging in normal activities.

100% you're botchlings after all. I always giggled a little every time you did that.

I'm not Botchlings.

shut up botchlings

I mean, I understand that you have to say that every time someone accuses you, to avoid getting this account banned for whatever got that one in trouble, but really, not many people always without exception call daddy capital-P President Trump. Certainly only two people on this board. So there's that.

I mean, I understand that you have to say that every time someone accuses you, to avoid getting this account banned for whatever got that one in trouble

I'm not sure what the fuck the deal is with Botchlings but I'm pretty open about the fact that I'm Puckmarin. Clearly I'm not really worried about the limp dick admins banning me.

pretends to be another retard because hes so embarrassed to be our resident retard

Riiiiiiiight........

You are now.

I'm not Botchlings.

And I'm not retarded. You know, since we're both lying about shit.

It's okay to be botchlings.

You are accurately comparing the POTUS to full retard r/drama shitposters. That's not a good thing fam.

Yea the POTUS should probably just be held to the same shitposting standard as me, that makes sense.

all obama did was play african american hand ball and hang out with kanyay, what is different?

Lol you're comparing exercise and friends to endlessly tweeting crass insults and loony conspiracies?

no i just wanted to type african hand ball in a sentence, but also suck my dick serious posting faggot.

I hate that you're making me side with the retard, but if you think hillary rigging the primary is a conspiracy you've been living under a rock.

The DNC is imploding.

That isn't one of the loony conspiracies I'm referring to.

You鈥檙e a fucking moron and so is Trump.

Post tan tits

HELLO I AM HERE TO TALK ABOUT TRUMP

Hi botchlings

Needs more copypasta.

Botchlings alts, unite!

It's like an /r/Conspiracy livestream. When does he get to the stuff about the Jews?

The world is sadly lacking in RAND Corporation conspiracy theories these days.

He won't ever oust the Jews, not while he still has the hots for (((Ivanka)))

Hopefully soon. I'm getting bored.

Unlikely. Ivanka converted to Judaism, and Dopey and Creepy married Jewish girls. Only Tiffany and Barron are not pumping out Jewish grandkids (as far as we know).

apoplectic

Bigly words. You think he's got a tweet-aide these days?

He probably dictates his tweets like a blind kid dictates the pepe's he wants to use on 4chan.

Oh Donny, always the cuckold, never the bull.

Isn't that the appeal?

The chad cuck would fuck the bull while he fucks his wife, the virgin cuck would just watch.

lol the country is going down the shitter but this dude cracks me up.

How is the country going down the shitter?

Have you seen all the trannies and hooded morons running around lately?

Not outside of the internet.

Can I move in with you?

My mom's basement only has enough room for me and my RealDoll.

Ok because my next question was if my wife and my kids could come, how about I kill your mom and be your new Daddy.

I have far too many Good Boy Points saved up to agree to that.

I literally have no idea what you鈥檙e talking about when you say hooded morons

People like you.

wait, am i supposed to wear a hood when i post on r/drama? what kind of hood, black bloc or kkk?

Poop emoji hat. 馃挬

what does it have to do with a hood I don鈥檛 understand this reference

I doubt this is really him. It's a person who actually knows how to spell and is trying to imitate his type of retardation.

The adult day care bus didn't come today. :(

He's such a fucking NEET.