Ed Butteredtoast_IRL

300  2017-11-04 by youraneejit

57 comments

This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.

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That's a good point

Of all the people on this website, Toastie is the only one who I actually unironically want to put in a gas chamber.

I'd be happy with Trump never building a wall, letting the drug dealers in and seeing Ed end up in a cartel beheading video.

Alternatively, let the White Supremacists run the show so I can see Ed hanging from a tree.

Rude af! But I'll comply nonetheless. Open the chambers then!

This is you since you've come back from your ban. Your comments are so tryhard it's hilarious.

THIS BUT NOT IRONICALLY

You're now one of 3 people I've blocked on Reddit. I don't even mind people sperging out at me, but what I do mind is just the complete lack of real arguments.

You're just boring.

are we really doing this? this is the new meme of the year?

this?

Can someone please come in here and say something so mind-searingly retarded that we can use that as copypasta instead of this garbage?

I hope you all die.

are we really doing this? this is the new meme of the year?

this?

Can someone please come in here and say something so mind-searingly retarded that we can use that as copypasta instead of this garbage?

I hope you all die.

I see Lena Dunham as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Lena Dunham is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Lena Dunham does it for me.

Wait, you can't abuse your own copypasta. Be better than that.

Be better than that.

C'mon, you know who you're talking to here

A fake.

Novelty account, not really him.

I hate clones with a passion.

FUCK YOU

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See I wanted to tell you i'd be away for a while and apparently now it's gonna be on and off like this for a few months. If I just said it to you, you wouldn't believe me :p Between this and the shitty discord app that tanks my battery plus 3 chat groups on messenger and telegram, shit gets weird for me and my phone lol. So sorry! :( maybe somewhere in the near future? Plus 2 other guys also PM'd me so sorry to those dudes too. Also WTF!!! Holy shit the cringey af post and comments here https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/796hwk/it_appears_as_though_ed_butteredpuppets_has_been/ and the cringey comments here https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/79bv43/with_the_object_of_his_obsession_gone_one_rdrama/ Like it was fun for a while but now it's all r/sadcringe material tbh. r/drama is already shitty enough. I'm gonna mute him just so he can stop sperging. Lol. It's embarrassing. ¯_(ツ) _/¯

What the fuck are you talking about

It's a quote from your favourite Redditor ed_butteredtoast

I heard that in the future the gas chambers will load and unload automatically, all by themselves.

I fear we aren't worthy for such a beautiful future.

Not /u/aluzky ?

Christian women(white ones mostly) have become very useless, because they have this super perfect version of a man that makes them feel good all the time, never saying the wrong thing. Then they pick some worldly asshole, while they reject the real Godly humble men. These women (girls) play games in church all the time and reject guys constantly, then they hit on the same very few douche bag dudes in church and compete for the say top 10% and wonder why they all feel insecure and cant get a "real man". They end up settling down for some gay ass hipster boy or Justin Bieber or man-bun douche.

In the 50's women were "in the kitchen" because men made enough money to care for his family! Oh and Men cared for their families, Men were proud to be men! Kids were raised at home, and not in daycare!, People were proud of what they had because they earned it! They were proud of their country, their families and their accomplishments! The economy tanked and people this it's ok! It's getting better but won't be back to great until we get back to the free market. https://mises.org/library/american-economy-not-free-market-economy

There is so much information that you could read about how America use to be, if you wanted to, but then you would have to care a little but about this country and I just don't see that happening. Have a wonderful day and MAGA!!!!

This is the first time I've actually felt afraid for being a Rick and Morty fan. Ive felt a growing anti Rick and Morty sentiment ever since I went to college. My teachers even told me that as a Rick and Morty fan I was privileged for shit I have no control over. The very fact that this innocent statement is causing controversy proofs my and McDonald's point. This must have been how the Jews felt leading up to the Holocaust. Fuck anyone who tries to disagree that this isn't racsim. You're part of the problem and are ensuring Dan Harmon kills himself in 2020.

See I wanted to tell you i'd be away for a while and apparently now it's gonna be on and off like this for a few months. If I just said it to you, you wouldn't believe me :p Between this and the shitty discord app that tanks my battery plus 3 chat groups on messenger and telegram, shit gets weird for me and my phone lol. So sorry! :( maybe somewhere in the near future? Plus 2 other guys also PM'd me so sorry to those dudes too. Also WTF!!! Holy shit the cringey af post and comments here https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/796hwk/it_appears_as_though_ed_butteredpuppets_has_been/ and the cringey comments here https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/79bv43/with_the_object_of_his_obsession_gone_one_rdrama/ Like it was fun for a while but now it's all r/sadcringe material tbh. r/drama is already shitty enough. I'm gonna mute him just so he can stop sperging. Lol. It's embarrassing. ¯_(ツ) _/¯

man-bun douche.

I know this is pasta, but is this a thing now? Do douchebags wear man-buns? It's like the dorkiest hairstyle imaginable.

Are you even from Amerikkka?

Yeah, but I'm in my 30s.

I'm sorry.

haha loser

mmm

Leave Ed alone you fucking animals. You've never met anyone as pure and perfect as them. Honestly how fucking dare a retarded, unlovable fuck like you even think you can comment on Ed.

/u/Queen_Arthur, Ed_ButteredToast alt account #16.

Check.

First of all bitch,,,

Cry harder, butterflake

Which number am I?

23

How DARE YOU

/u/youraneejit, Ed_ButteredToast alt account #15. Check.

do you know why chik fil a is closed on sunday

because its a day of rest in honor of our Lord you heathen sand nigger worshiping slut

i'm almost positive you're going to hell.

uh oh, looks like we got a cucky churchian on our hands

You mean a good fearing good ol boy?

a devout follower of judeo-christ, no doubt

yeah, so how come you called me a heathen if ur a fucking atheist piece of shit?

if i have to spell all this out, especially this late into it, it kinda ruins it

i don't even know what we're talking about anymore.

I'm like 💯% sure that the OP 💻 is u/Ed_ButteredToast 's alt.

Have any of you heathen ever considered that /u/ed_butteredtoast is not a fucked in the head mogoloid? That maybe he has hopes, dreams and desires just like any other gender confused butthole bandit? His gender reassignment surg is only half funded on his kickstarter you for fuck's sake you monsters.

Why does Edward get all the attention and I get little to none? 😡 I'm starting to experience the jelly!

Fucking lol

Ed did nothing wrong

I think of u/Ed_ButteredToast whenever I start to feel like it gets to be too much and the entire world turns against you.. It can't compare to the crushing injustice he suffered and continues to suffer. How despite continuously being despicably smeared and vilified, he can stand up strong and proud and say "I'm here, and I'm not going away".

If he can do it then maybe so can I..

>be a functioning human

Literally none of us fit that description OP