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Tesla also finishes building them at the dealerships because they want to up the production numbers coming out of the factorythey're giving you the latest and greatest!!!!! It's not rare at all for the dealers to receive a Tesla with no seats or entertainment system and have to put them in themselves.
Don't worry though guys, Tesla isn't retarded, they're just so innovative that they'll try and push production numbers up by making dealers do some of the work to take the load off the factory. After all, nothing saves money quite like flying goddamn parts to a bunch of dealers rather than shipping them in bulk to the factory explicitly set up to install and calibrate them en mass.
This is a level of automotive retardation usually reserved for Chrysler or GM.
Wouldn't be surprised if there is money going out to help astroturf subs like /r/futurology. You can literally get banned from that sub for criticizing Musk.
It's funny that the same plebs defending Android tend to be Tesla fans when Teslas are the iPhones of the automotive world. Although that said, unlike Apple their build quality is still shit.
That analogy doesn't work when your retarded ass could just buy a case. I have a $7 case on my phone and the rubber has kept it from ever cracking when I dropped it.
I hope I can drive a Tesla with full automation within the next five years, I would rather live in a shitty apartment and drive one of those cause traffic is so annoying
agreed. so many fucking idiots poo-poo'ing self driving cars. "But I like to drive!" knock yourself out, dude. Just expect insurance coverage prices to be a lot more expensive that way.
I don’t even see how it’s unreasonable to expect higher premiums. If you do something the more dangerous way despite there being an objectively safer alternative available then yeah, no shit you’ll pay more for insurance.
The first self driving cars will be safe as shit, but inevitably some executive will let loose the cost accountants and we'll start seeing recalls for sensors.
That and you have to actually clean those sensor arrays for them to work. Go take a walk around a Walmart parking lot, look at the condition of the cars and ask yourself how much you'd trust those people to maintain complicated equipment.
This dude once did a review as to why a $375,000 Bentley sedan was worth the money, I think he just likes fancy shit. Cause for that price I could get not one but multiple midlife crisis, chick magnet muscle cars.
Wait, you guys use alts? I should have figured since all of your posts are from this sub. That's some the_donald level shit. How the hell do you live in this sub if you don't have an alt. Drama gets you off?
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-07
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1 wwyzzerdd 2017-11-07
Good lord that's uglier than a Camry.
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-11-07
so is ur mom
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-11-07
She's electric!
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-11-07
Tesla also finishes building them at the dealerships because
they want to up the production numbers coming out of the factorythey're giving you the latest and greatest!!!!! It's not rare at all for the dealers to receive a Tesla with no seats or entertainment system and have to put them in themselves.Don't worry though guys, Tesla isn't retarded, they're just so innovative that they'll try and push production numbers up by making dealers do some of the work to take the load off the factory. After all, nothing saves money quite like flying goddamn parts to a bunch of dealers rather than shipping them in bulk to the factory explicitly set up to install and calibrate them en mass.
This is a level of automotive retardation usually reserved for Chrysler or GM.
1 Protect_Me 2017-11-07
Would literally anyone put it past Ol Musky to bribe car reviewers? The only reason he's popular is his marketing.
1 scatmunchies 2017-11-07
His Reddit following indicates he can get people to enthusiastically jerk him off for free, though.
1 newprofile15 2017-11-07
Wouldn't be surprised if there is money going out to help astroturf subs like /r/futurology. You can literally get banned from that sub for criticizing Musk.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-11-07
REEEEEEEE NO ONE BLASPHEMES GOD EMPEROR MUST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
1 cimarafa 2017-11-07
It's funny that the same plebs defending Android tend to be Tesla fans when Teslas are the iPhones of the automotive world. Although that said, unlike Apple their build quality is still shit.
1 Protect_Me 2017-11-07
1 cimarafa 2017-11-07
It's pretty good for quite a lot of their products tbh. Not worth suffering OSX for but muh 2014 Macbook still feels well constructed.
1 umar4812 2017-11-07
iPhone X, a £1000 phone, breaks on the first drop. Talk about pretty good build quality.
1 geraldodelrivero 2017-11-07
Stop dropping your phone
1 Protect_Me 2017-11-07
1 weniscommander 2017-11-07
analogy doesnt work ur dumb
1 Protect_Me 2017-11-07
Why not?
1 weniscommander 2017-11-07
Protection plans exist.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-11-07
That analogy doesn't work when your retarded ass could just buy a case. I have a $7 case on my phone and the rubber has kept it from ever cracking when I dropped it.
1 nkorth 2017-11-07
The 2016 MBP is disappointing compared to 2014 models, in my experience. Maybe not shit, but definitely downhill.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-11-07
Compared to Tesla they'll last forever. My iPhone 6 will last longer and have less issues than a Model 3.
1 Namenamenamenamena 2017-11-07
/u/drpon I hope you're just memeing.
1 MasterLawlz 2017-11-07
I hope I can drive a Tesla with full automation within the next five years, I would rather live in a shitty apartment and drive one of those cause traffic is so annoying
1 Kuonji 2017-11-07
agreed. so many fucking idiots poo-poo'ing self driving cars. "But I like to drive!" knock yourself out, dude. Just expect insurance coverage prices to be a lot more expensive that way.
1 MasterLawlz 2017-11-07
I don’t even see how it’s unreasonable to expect higher premiums. If you do something the more dangerous way despite there being an objectively safer alternative available then yeah, no shit you’ll pay more for insurance.
1 MilmoWK 2017-11-07
what is it about the idea of self driving cars that makes people so proud of being incompetent?
1 Kuonji 2017-11-07
The horseless carriage is a fool's dream.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-11-07
The first self driving cars will be safe as shit, but inevitably some executive will let loose the cost accountants and we'll start seeing recalls for sensors.
That and you have to actually clean those sensor arrays for them to work. Go take a walk around a Walmart parking lot, look at the condition of the cars and ask yourself how much you'd trust those people to maintain complicated equipment.
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-11-07
Hey /u/Doug-Demuro do you honestly think that car looks good?
I mean come on dude you've actually driven cool cars that have good lines and don't look some shitty 90's lexus.
You can respond on an alt so the Musk Ox doesn't strap you to a rocket pointed at the sun.
1 MasterLawlz 2017-11-07
This dude once did a review as to why a $375,000 Bentley sedan was worth the money, I think he just likes fancy shit. Cause for that price I could get not one but multiple midlife crisis, chick magnet muscle cars.
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-11-07
The only good British car is a Lotus that's been sent to Hennessy in Texas.
1 Doug-DeMuro 2017-11-07
I think it looks like a 6 out of 10, which is what I scored it. Slightly above average.
1 Kuonji 2017-11-07
It looks great except the back. Couldn't have it looking better than their model S golden boy.
1 incineratechicken 2017-11-07
This is it exactly, the S is okay but uninspired, which doesn’t bode well for the aesthetic qualities of the pleb-tier affordacar.
1 Gonzo_goo 2017-11-07
Wait, you guys use alts? I should have figured since all of your posts are from this sub. That's some the_donald level shit. How the hell do you live in this sub if you don't have an alt. Drama gets you off?
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-11-07
Keep yourself safe.
1 Gonzo_goo 2017-11-07
Safe? Why give info to identify yourself on reddit? That's fucking stupid and you know it. Trump supporters do what you do.
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-11-07
Be sure to take your meds.