https://i.imgur.com/2cDYKUD.gifv

Are you the person running the 24/7 Ed Edd n Eddy live stream on YouTube?

I have shit Internet. I can't.

Is this actual footage?

Yup :p

u/take_a_dumpling , May I take off my pants and masturbate ?

May I masturbate in your butthole?

Even his confession is kind of exhibitionist in nature. The way he immediately starts talking about his dick is just another way to get people to think about it.

It felt somewhat narcissistic to me, it’s weird to talk about how your victims admired you

Yep. There's a lot of stuff going on in that confession. Really strange.

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Could he be being cheeky about it? Nah, no way, no Louis CK.

I can see that angle. But it's also normal for him to write so bluntly.

That was my thought

it’s true I pulled my dick out. Want to see it?

Celebrities aren't driven to get all that attention because they're normal people.

"I'm sorry for stroking my hard dick in public and ejaculating all over those hot women. It was truly disgusting and immoral of me."

Well he's talking about and explaining what happened, that's gotta be expected surely. Would you rather he said "I'm sorry for THE INCIDENTS. They were all true and I did the thing people said"

His hired PR are running overtime to make him look like a saint for this. The man should be hounded out of Hollywood for being so sexist as to not do this to bussy.

I thought pulling his Kaiser Soze was what got him in trouble in the first place.

The dude asked for and got consent before jerking himself off. This shit shouldn't be in the news to begin with.

Try going around town and asking strangers for permission to jerk off in front of them. See how far that gets you.

I mean they'll say no lol

He was asking groupies that followed him up to his hotel room.

He was asking every frigging woman he met. I promise you, outside of your basement this is not considered normal behavior.

Well, how would you suggest finding women to masturbate in front off?

Buy a trench coat normie

2017 when tryna fuck groupies is a scandal

I don't know why but I'm just of pissed off about this entire thing and the way people on reddit handled it. Like people fell over themselves to defend him yesterday despite the fact the New York Times had emails of him admitting his misdeeds and attempting to apologize to one of the woman, and even then he apologized to her for something he did to another woman. Still people kept going "innocent until proven guilty" despite his own admittance.

Then today he comes clean he did it and people are falling over themselves to say he did such a good job apologizing and how they forgive him acting like he made a tiny little mistake. The whole thing is so weird and kinda pissing me off. Because they all like his comedy they're okay with sweeping anything under the rug, acting like this still makes him a stand up guy somehow when he's only apologizing because they caught him.

/r/drama has best seriousposting

Yeah I know, I should have fit a few references to bussy in there.

Nah, only thing you need to do is delete such srsposting and keep yourself safe 💖💖

I'll allow it. This time

Hasn't he straight up denied it completely in the past when it was just a rumour? It doesn't take much virtue to finally admit the truth when it's already out.

Idk, I've never liked the guy for some reason (maybe I could just sense that he was someone likely to get his dick out in front of me), so maybe I'm just feeling some schadenfreude in seeing people turn on him.

taking (((reddit))) seriously is bad for your health.

Just assume everyone here is an autist, Russian shill or shareblue. That way you can dismiss the mental retardation that infects this site.

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Haha what the fuck, infowars has its own shop? Doesn't Alex Jones usually cry about chemicals and shit like that? Pretty funny his listeners would just as readily buy pretty much snake oil from him.

You must be seriously out of the loop. Alex Jones makes his living selling boner pills that will give you lead poisoning.

Has anyone seen this? No way that can't be a fun watch, right?

You don't watch alex jones for information or analysis, you watch for the memes

Tbh his reporters do decent interview work at live events tho

To be fair, I'm pretty sure his "supplements" were only breaching California's law, which was retardedly strict. His "supplements" weren't actually posing any danger of lead poisoning to the people taking them.

Nice try infowar shill.

YOU SON OF A PIECE OF GARBAGE

He's gotta hustle for that bill my nigga. 👀

Money don't grow in trees.

I can't get over that picture of him in the corner. He looks like Steve Irwin's half melted little brother.

InfoWars should partner with socksoff.com to sell Super Male Vitality Socks.

He asked women for sex things and respectfully accepted their rejection. The monster.

Well he's also accused of randomly groping people.

Where's that tidbit?

they shouldn't have dressed that way tbh

The dude asked for and got consent before pulling his dick out in his own hotel room and now he's forced to apologize because he's famous.

Try that in your workplace avid see what happens. You should be safe because you're a nobody.

That's not a valid comparison because my workplace is not an after hours hotel party

Well, definitely not with that attitude.

Try it at your Christmas party.

So at worst it was unprofessional? Really it was creepy but I am failing to see the outrage worth having.

The most egregious case of kink shaming is recent memory.

asked for and got consent before pulling his dick out

Are you out of your mind?

you missed several opportunities to make masturbation jokes up in there. bad dramanaut, F-, would not poast again

Fuck off retard, louis ck is 100% innocent and the only reason he's apologizing is because he's being blackmailed by the media and it's the only way to salvage his career. I guarantee he's not actually sorry for jerking his meat stick in the presence of women who, by their own admission, agreed to watch him. In fact I bet you as we speak he's cornered some "terrified" intern and forced her to watch him beat off his half-erect penis. It's called asserting dominance. Respect is earned, not given.

In fact I bet as we speak he's cornered some "terrified" intern and forced her to watch him beat off his half-erect penis. It's called asserting dominance. Respect is earned, not given.

This is $💯% true. Why do you think the Spartans walked around with their dicks out all day?

Obviously not. Their dicks were always permanently in little boys.

did he rape anyone?

This had better be pasta

Be the change you want to see.

Could you rewrite this in 10 words or less pls

He straight asked for consent tho....

Why have 40 absolute faggots upvoted this fawning drivel?

I just want to watch Hollywood and all of it's glorious virtue signals burn, crash, and die a miserable death.

I love it watching them eat each other alive

lmao

I have to agree and this all going to hilariously backfire at some point or again if you include Trump being elected.

I don't mean this flippantly; people are morons. Lower the bar 'til it's below sea level.

acting like this still makes him a stand up guy somehow

He is a standup guy. Standup comedy is literally what his career is based on.

Goony beard men look out for each other, like a gross sweaty receded hairline brotherhood.

So wait, he asked politely, the women said yeah go for it, and so that's a bad thing?

TIL if you're even remotely famous, you can't do freaky stuff with anyone ever.

Women are like children because they lack the ability to think like an adult. Their menses make them easily swayed by their emotions, much like a hungry infant

Menstruation, like autism, is on a spectrum. It can be debilitating on one extreme end or slightly inconvenient on the other end.

Kinda like your posts.

101% like his posts!

Finally someone understands why oppai loli is the best hentai fetish ever.

At this point, if you're a white male you better just stay in your house for the rest of your life tbh.

if you're already posting on /r/drama, you're probably golden on that one

Luis CK is literally a Mexican. If he had darker skin he could jerk off on a kindergarten class and feminists and sjw's wold be falling over themselves to come up with justifications on his behalf.

Or just not indulge in public masturbation.

He was in his hotel room. Hetero men are still allowed to masturbate, yea?

As if anyone would act this way if Brad Pitt took out his glorious penis in front of them 15 years ago. Best day of your life, bar none.

All of these dudes are ugly as fuck, I don't think that's a coincidence.

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That's why I never want to be famous, so when I ask women if I can take my duck out in front if them I know they're being honest.

so when I ask women if I can take my duck

does your mommy not let u play with your bath toys in front of her?! 😱

Found /u/fuckswithducks's alt.

DAE?!

A lady whips out a tittle and everyone thinks she is a great mother but if a guy pulls his dick out he is a perv

#STOP\ reverse sexism!

It's all about context.

Yeah as long as you put it in a baby's mouth it's no problem.

relevant

Take your up vote! I hope you are happy with yourself.

Tell me about it. Whenever I try to nurse a baby like that everyone freaks out.

Wew fucking lad.

Oof!

There's a way to avoid this societal double standard. No one can accuse you of being a pervert if your trunk that you whip out is safely covered by a... sock! And since those socks must be changed often, both quality and and price become important, and here's where socksoff.com comes (tee hee) into the picture: silky smooth socks that emphasize the silhouette of your male member, at HALF the price!

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick: from the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake! Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your Percy or your cock; you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock. But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock! And you won't-a-come-about.

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I like how he used dick in his official statement instead if penis.

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I hope this doesn't count as sexual harassment 😅

Too late. Better start writing that apology boyo.

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Well his career is over

seeing a dick is so painful urgh.

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He's actually joked about how upsetting his penis looks.

apparently because he asks female fans to watch him masturbate and they can't say no because of the implication.

It's not like they were on a boat.

If I am nice enough to jerk off in front of you, say thank you and hand me a towel or something.

smh at all these people calling him a gross weirdo.

KINKSHAMING and SEX-NEGATIVITY.

Louis should make another hour long special where he just gets up on stage, jerks it in front of 20000 women and blows his load on a picture of Kevin Spacey. Then for the remaining 59 minutes his ex wife and mom go on stage and glare at him in shame while he flagellates himself and screams about how all men are pigs.

while he flagellates himself and screams about how all men are pigs.

I never got this impression from him. All I've seen is that some /pol/tards got mad that he's made not-mean jokes about wypipo.

I'd wAtch that

Louis CK should have had had a sex contract ready before he whipped his dick out. I mean he already asked nicely, if they consent why not get a signature too and sue the shit out of them if they then decide to out him to the press.

Another cuck bites the dust

lmao

You idiot, you're not supposed to admit to it

Apparently he discouraged multiple women from pursuing careers in comedy, as far as I'm concerned he's a fucking hero.

Plot Twist: This is the longest greatest comedic con ever. All accusations were false but premeditated by Louis C.ucK, himself. His statement is fabricated and indeed false. The movie release was delayed but not actually cancelled. Louie in 4 days time will commit suicide over the agonizing false pain that he has caused. This will all be fake. Cops, ambulances, prayer services, funeral. Only after 2 days time and an empty oxygen tank will Louie emerge. Ladies and Gents he will say. I have performed the greatest comedic rouse of all time.

Whatever happened to walking away from penises that you don't want to see?

Which hunt SJW bullshit.

/r/incels were the only true innocents, no wonder we hated them so much.

All beauty must die.