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248  2017-11-11 by jubbergun

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I thought everyone already knew he was an old perv

Yeah, but he got off socially because we were having a 2 minute hate for Milo at the time.

Goddamn I think this is the dumbest sentence I've ever read here.

Have you already forgotten our old friend botchlings?

He'd say dumb things that were relevant tho

REEEEEE DON'T HURT DADDY is always relevant.

Shalom aleichem, allow me to connect the dots for you. Both Milo and Takei are pro young men getting bussy blasted by adult men. Conservative youths were upset for some reason that everyone was hating on Milo but not Takei. They seemed to think that liberals has some obligation to castigate one of their own because he held similar ideas, ignoring somehow that the liberal calculation for evil is (badness of things) * (how much they disagree with me).

Yeah that still retarded. Thanks tho!

Or because they were consenting adults? Milo was into kid consent. Just like hannity. And the fact you defend him is NAMBLA territory.

He was talking about himself only as far as I'm aware.

Lmao listening to the joe rogan podcast

He was on it.

Milo wasn't into "kid consent" he was defending his own abuser saying that he, as a 14 year old, was able to consent because he was more developed or smarter or whatever. I think that's bullshit, but a far cry from being a pedophile and thinking kids should legally be able to consent.

Also it was brought up because Takei made the same argument a decade before in defense of his own abuser.

I was waiting for this one to drop.

gas everyone

When I rise to power, I swear I'll let every jew and (((deep))) state actor live if we can gas every degenerate actor in hollywood.

No deal. Hollywood has entertainment value, plus I don't care if actors get raped.

Por que no los dos?

What... What is going on there?

Looks like George Takei jerking some dude off on live television

Jonah Falcon, actually. He wasn't too happy about it either.

Isn't that the guy with the largest penis in the world?

Sure is.

Do you want me to draw a picture? He's jerking a dude off.

Howard Stern show. Lots of stuff went on there.

Well I'm going to kill myself.

me too thanks

Absolutely disgusting!

That anteater dick I mean.

Takei has some very womanly hands, also why is that fat guy dressed like a boy from the early 90s.

Is that the guy with the world's longest dick? That'd at least explain a bit

Baba Booey!

What show is that and why haven't I been watching it?

Howard Stern?

I... what.

I cant believe that this is real

Me neither! I was sure it had to be a parody or a double reading the comments here but I had to watch it myself and now i'm traumatized.

Not all rapists are male feminists, but all male feminists are rapists.

Does anyone have that list???

Those are all women though...right? They call themselves the "fempire" for that reason, I think.

Behind the trap door. . . there is always a penis.

Trapdoor spiders work on another level too. Females usually stay inside their burrows while males walk around looking for males. Once a male is proximity, the female drags the male in, they copulate and the female ends up eating the male more often than not right after.

Flip the genders and do away with cannibalism(Or don't, I don't kink shame) and you have a classic male feminists.

do away with cannibalism

Do you realize how horribly offensive it is to German r/drama users to even suggest this?

flip the genders

Feeemale spiders lure male spiders into their den, rape and kill them and no one bats an eyelid!

If male trap door spiders did this everyone would lose their minds!

Takai was gay you incel.

Not all rapists are feminists, but all feminists are rapists.

I don't get it. You are joking right?

What part do you not get?

IDK is it a reference to something?

Someone who heard the typical feminist rhetoric on male sexuality and thinks "oh yes, this accurately describes me" is going to be a rapist.

The typical feminist rhetoric on male sexuality? What is that exactly? Are you talking about feminists or "feminazis" right now?

I'm guessing you're a male feminist.

Please, check your penis right now. Make sure there isn't a non-consenting person on it.

Yeah I believe in equality. I guess I'm a rapist now.

Haha, male feminists infantilize women, no way that is compatible with equality.

Seriously though, check your penis. There's a really good chance you're raping someone right now.

You're so dumb it's painful

Checkđź‘Ź your đź‘Ź penisđź‘Ź

Says the person who didn't understand what the comic was implying you literal retard

Your username is clearly a reference to groping women.

*Underage women of color

Swiper no ~swiping~ raping.

I think when we talk about male feminists, its the outgoing super persistent guys who really try to show that they are feminists. The reference comes from all the recent outings of highly prominent male feminists as rapists or creeps.

Right, that's where the mistake is. People on reddit don't know what feminism means because they have seen people on tumblr talking about how much they hate men.

That is not where the mistake was made. The mistake was taking serious posting in drama to defend it.

Yeah I believe in equality.

Why?

Because I think you should be treated equally if you're a girl of a guy.

Then you aren't a feminist.

Then you aren't a feminist.

So, you don't know what feminism means? Just google it man

In western societies, do you think that women and men are unequal currently?

For sure. Not in every way, but definitely in some ways.

In your opinion, what is the most glaring inequality between the sexes currently?

Please, check your penis right now. Make sure there isn't a non-consenting person on it.

Jesus Christ this is good.

i'm a feminist and i barely ever rape women...

Damn I liked Takei before he went nuts. I guess the Trump curse is real.

Ha Ha!!! PRICELESS

Now we know the context for that: it was a threat.

♿️ ginny‏ @singforcoffee

Replying to @JWilla_ @GeorgeTakei

you mean the ones who are persecuted for literally saying the word Jesus? Like me? Yeah we're monsters alright

4:26 AM - 14 Oct 2016

Man these Christians and their petty victim complex lmao.

How the fuck do you take girls and guys getting pee pee touched about chr- oh yeah the Catholics lmao

lmbo

That's terrible to click on mobile lol

Well that's awkward

That aged like a fine glass of milk

All reruns of Star Trek will now have Christopher Plummer instead.

I'm here to snake your pipes. Oh. wrong spelling.

Can he come out as gay again?

He's gotta come out as straight now

If he’s a gay gay...is he straight?

Yeah, that's what they taught us in math class in 6th grade.

That's assuming you're multiplying the gayness. If you're adding it, he just becomes more gay.

If you divide it, it become TAKEI NAMBA WAN

NAMBLA wan

So the root of all gayness is imaginary. Guess the GOP were right.

Maybe he should try to be Tumblr hip and say he's genderqueer, really push the boundaries

Brad, who is 100 percent beside me on this, as my life partner of more than 30 years and now my husband, stands fully by my side.

"I choose now to live as a married man."

oh no, what minor celebrity's page will my boring liberal facebook friends incessantly like posts from now

You shoildn't be friending minors on Facebook.

It's okay as long as their parents know, apparently

I'd say Neil deGrasse Tyson, but at this rate I'm giving it maybe a week until he's outed as a perv.

I heard he likes traps to shit on his chest

Who doesn't?

doenst mean it happened,

what the fuck happened to innocent till proven guilty ?

Girls can't lie, didn't you know?

/u/life_is_painful would like accusations to go away consider he sexually assaulted my bussy when I was only 5 years old

You should be grateful. Do you have any idea how many ladies would want this

You probably seduced him, you hussy with a bussy

You goddamn misogynist.

that’s no fun

til /r/drama is a court now

Jesus Christ 2017, I can't even keep-up with how weird you're getting.

BEST TIMELINE

Colbert next? We’ll see.

Stop I can only get so hard

Like anyone would complain about being motorboated by such a dilf.

His article was a couple weeks ago actually, just got drowned out by everything else going on.

Did you read the accusation? Meanwhile you have hannity convincing conservatives that a 14 years old girl can consent to an old man..... George will be just fine.

ALL

MALE

FEMINISTS

MALE

REVIEW

BUNNY RABBIT

fucking fag

Lol

Your user name is a camera. Therefor your comment is an accurate description of your daily shower.

either im retarded or you are cause that comment makes no sense

Porque no los dos?

When reddit's flamboyantly gay mascot turns out to be a rapist, will opinions change? Or is this fake news? I, for one, can't wait to see what levels of hypocrisy this site will resort to.

Kinda seems like BS and 40 year old BS too. If it is true, though, Takei's a massive hypocrite.

This is the least surprising story I’ve heard other than Andy Dick

Don't even know why they ran a story for Andy Dick, hasn't everyone in Hollywood already accused him of being a deviant asshole at this point?

Yeah lol

American Dad made a whole episode where he replaced Roger but was still basically the exact same

Once you reach the point that you have to say, "I won't lick people's faces anymore" in an effort to get a job, pretty much nothing you're accused of could really be outside plausibility.

"I might have kissed somebody on the cheek to say goodbye and then licked them. That's my thing – I licked Carrie Fisher at a roast. It's me being funny."

That's repulsive.

Unfortunately the constitution forbids congress from passing a law that says being And Dick is a crime punishable by death.

Degenerate faggot does degenerate faggot things.

Stop the fucking presses.

Also, I love that this was published at 6pm on a Friday. The time you publish things you want nobody to read.

Well, he's tweeted three times since the story was published. Nothing about this. Hmm...

Takei's manager was asleep at the wheel, neglected to tell the Twitter operator to go silent.

He got around to tweeting about this. Surprise surprise they called the person a Liar like a hypocrite.

Brad, who is 100 percent beside me on this, as my life partner of more than 30 years and now my husband, stands fully by my side. I cannot tell you how vital it has been to have his unwavering support and love in these difficult times.

Ahh yes it's always the most difficult for the rapists

at some point enough best friend celebrities will be on the chopping block that it'll finally get people to demand proof or just plain normalize the behavior altogether. I'm honestly betting people will just go with 'ahhh, it's not that bad after all, what's a little touch between friends' before finally admitting their celebrity best friends are just your run of the mill shit people

That's feminist lolcow Jessica Valenti's theory

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At the end of the article. I would love to see a list of all the boring ass mayos that would sign up for that so I can take their lunch money.

You should sign up and see what it is

Proof has already been provided with Weinstein, Spacey and CK, in the form of their admissions - it's not like people are just going wild printing unsupported accusations all over the place, and new cases receive skepticism in every place that isn't feminist or r/drama.

I should make a list of all the women who're grabbed my junk and recycle it over the internet.

Also, this is one of the phoniest stories I've ever read. If this story is true... my bad... the author is shit and needs to go back to ITT Tech. Otherwise this sounds like rape victim fantasy porn. He touched me. I said no. He said yes. I said no, but it came out all garbled because I was furiously sucking cock. I'm still not sure why he brought that tasty rooster. After I swallowed, I gagged a bit as I had feathers in between my teeth. He was in the other room, still clothed and raving gibberish into the phone. I pulled out the cord and in my (adjective) voice and crowed, "Keep fuckin that chicken" He was so turned on he licked and sucked and swallowed until only sinewy and my bone remained. The investigators are still trying to figure out why drank Chianti as a chaser. I was never more wanted than I was that night. The funeral was short. I was cremated.

You had a fun Friday night there, Davy boy?

yessir

I should make a list of all the women who're grabbed my junk

Why would you make a blank list?

IS NO ONE SAFE

Not so long as a single male feminist draws breath, no.

This is all such bullshit nowadays. Sigh. It makes me so sad

Could someone please just stop with all the sex

i'm starting to chafe here

Social justice once again dies on its own sword.

Deadpool - Sarah Silverman raped a kid in 2004.

Sarah Silverman raped a kid in 2004.

What-what?

Yes, Sarah Silverman raped a kid in 2004.

Like "rape", or rape rape?

Who should be torn down next? At this rate of scarlet letters, everyone will have one before too long.

Seriously though, the preachiest 'male feminists' and such seem to have quite a few skeletons in their closets.

It's getting to the point where I just don't give a fuck. You partied with a person who only has a living because of their looks and now he's saying you groped him after a few shots and a line? Cool.

Seriously there needs to be some kind of who gives a fuck statute of limitations, like if it happened last year, OK, but 40 years ago, with no proof? No. Or these allegations of rape against these guys. If you are raped go to the police.

I am getting rape fatigue.

You must be fucking a white male if you're raping enough to be fatigued by it.

fa sho

Another day, another rape...c'mon...

oh no

not the ultimate twitter virtue signaller

It's been so funny to just watch the moral highground that so many of these self righteous celebrities claimed collapse beneath them as they get accused of sexual assault lmao

As long as it's not proven or even plausible, he still has moral highground over you I'm sorry to inform - faggot.

Brad, who is 100 percent beside me on this, as my life partner of more than 30 years and now my husband, stands fully by my side.

"I choose now to live as a married man."

The events he describes back in the 1980s simply did not occur [..] But I do take these claims very seriously

..?

Male feminist is a rapist.

SHOCKED.

I AM SHOCKED!!!

Good. I hate that fucking guy so much.

Clicks on News app

5,000 articles about Roy Moore, a Republican congressman nobody gives a fuck about

refreshes app

not a singe article about big time left leaning celebrity doing basically the same thing