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I was molested as a kid

Tbf you were a very sexy kid

Spacey or Moore?

Sheen. I'm Corey haim

it's a miracle!

Hey, me too! Family or neighbor? I'm always kinda glad it was a neighbor, if it was family I have to imagine it'd be even worse.

I came here because I got cyberbullied out of SRD but I stayed here because I'm retarded and I hate myself.

This but unironically

This but really unironically

same

SRD gave me cancer, and then i overdosed on /r/T_D.

When I was four years old I saw my dad's wiener. It was thick, veiny, and powerful. Everything that my small baby dick was not. Since then I've become a man with a thick powerful cock of my own, but that day stays with me. I hope that one day if I have a son I can provide the same inspiration that my dad gave to me.

> being four years old

> not having a horse cock

How embarassing

Congrats on your PowerCock dude

thanks

thick powerful cock of my own

You don’t need to lie, this is a safe space.

LET THE BOY WATCH.

I went on reddit to much and caught autism, leading to me going here.

I’m a former movie executive who’s suddenly got a lot of free time.

Still off the carbs?

I’ve switched to a cocaine based diet

I was lured by some mods here. Ended up with sexual assault. 2/10 would recommend.

did you notice there are quite a few people here genuinely hoping you get raped?

Big if true

micro if true

No one cares how you got here. People want to know what it will take to get you to fuck off.

Too many vaccines

I'm so bored I let men fuck my wife so this was the next in a very obvious set of dominoes to fall

Paint chips and benzos at 7 years old. Also someone pinged me here.

Paint chips and benzos at 7 years old.

Breakfast of the champions.

needs some cocaine to balance it out tbh

Cocaine ...

Fuck off you rich asshole.

Alright, crack for you poor boi.

Too late. You're already ousted as a standard suburban whitey.

How's life driving around your daughter to meet her favorite YouTube stars?

Cocaine rulez, poors drool.

Congratulations on your seven minute high

Congrats on not getting to annoy a bunch of borings and then retire for a drug-fuelled three-way grudge-fuck.

Too late. You're already ousted as a standard suburban whitey.

Truuuuu

How's life driving around your daughter to meet her favorite YouTube stars?

Naw my pullout game is tight son. The fuck is a YouTube star and why would i be driving my non existent daughter to see one? Is this a common thing that suburban whiteys that enjoy cocaine do?

Naw my pullout game is tight son.

Then your children are not your children. I would suggest to have a talk with your wife.

The fuck is a YouTube star ...

The men who will take the virginity of your daughter.

... and why would i be driving my non existent daughter to see one?

Strange nickname for your "son".

Is this a common thing that suburban whiteys that enjoy cocaine do?

No. That's a common thing that suburban whiteys have to enjoy, regardless if they do or not do cocaine.

I would suggest to have a talk with your wife.

LOL getting married in the year 2017. Just a horrible idea all around.

I honestly don't know what you are trying to get at with the rest of your nonsense. I suggest that you go try some cocaine and then maybe you will be able to string together coherent sentences.

LOL getting married in the year 2017. Just a horrible idea all around.

So you're one of these MGTOWTIPITOP incels.

I suggest that you go try some cocaine and then maybe you will be able to string together coherent sentences.

I never get high on the stuff I sell.

So you're one of these MGTOWTIPITOP incels.

LOL i just prefer coke whores obviously and everyone knows you cant turn a coke ho into a housewife dawg.

I never get high on the stuff I sell.

Put it up your butt. You cant get addicted if you boof it.

I enjoy conflict and pizza. For short we can call it CP. I enjoy CP

Life after serving in the wehrmacht left me with no where else to go. I feel at home here.

Probably depression. Something like that, at least.

Discovered WoW and /b/ in 2004.

/int\ master race

I'm not that into Pokemon.

literally this

Gosh, I'd love to see what you could give to /r/gametales

I was a person filled with hate and rage. I loved to see the toxic r/drama witch hunts and user call outs. Equally shitting on everybody in their paths.

I'm not filled with hate and rage anymore. But I still enjoy r/drama shitting on everybody.

dad was never around and mommy used to put pcp in my oatmeal when i was little, then the bad men made me live with granpa but he went to buy scratch offs and never came back. i stopped going to school and was a full blown alcoholic by the age of 16. ive never held a real job, and currently support my kids and meth habit by stealing the copper plumbing from construction sites. last i heard mom was sucking dicks for hard and dad believes he is being stalked by alex jones. i hope to die soon but dont have the sack to take any shortcuts so im leaning on gin to do the trick eventually. i hate long walks and sunshine. im better than you.

I wanted to learn the saga of /u/DarqWolff in the hopes of gaining some of his powers. Alas, in the process, I learned things that man was not meant to know and went mad.

Can you do a reasonably decent Australian or New Zealand accent?

I can give it a shot. I've swallowed vegemite before. Faking the accent can't be as hard as that.

The cure involves convincing a serpent you hail from Australia or New Zealand. Good luck.

As a an actual, bona fide New Zealander: can u not?

Are you are NZer? If so, from where?

SRD is boring.

Growing up poor and raised by a single mother.

No.

How do you enjoy your brother's sloppy seconds?

Haha me too.

Her boyfriend now is closer in age to me than her

Doggy

yes i iz cute cuz u can see i luv da grass an it luv me

but if da wild it call me too i lift my snoot an go ‘awoo’

My girlfriend broke up with me around the time I started posting regularly on /r/drama. I think my mistake was going for gussy over bussy. I'll never make that mistake again

A lot of free time on my hand, I drink and I'm judgemental.

This but unironically.

I'm a male feminist with a lot of free time.

I believe in you, you have what it takes to put Bill Cosby to shame.

Horse tranqs?

SRD became one of those places where the asylum got run by the patients, or in this case, SRS. I came here because others did.

I don't regret it but I grow tired of internet drama.

WHAT DID YOU SAY? WE SHOULD FIGHT!

Edit: sorry for the caps lock, lol. Funwa 👍

The FPH mods posted on this sub the details of my catfishing along with the link. I replied to several of the comments on the thread and although I was rightfully being shit on, I stuck around because I liked some of the shitposts here.

Far too self-aware for Noodles.

I just have poor taste in the company I choose to keep.

Black kids used to bully me in school

Did you give up teaching?

🔥

Was active in a certain fitness shitposting sub, had taken a break from powerlifting and needed to fill the shitposting void.

Powerlifting Jew is the least plausible back story you could’ve come up with.

ikr? I wouldn't believe me either, but /u/itoucheditforacookie can vouch

Post legs

https://i.imgur.com/AA0WDS0.png

100% M A N L E T

100% T R U E

It's ok brother. Just keep taking that creatine and growing that beard you probably have and things might just work out.

Btw your forearms are getting thicc gj on that.

Just keep taking that creatine and growing that beard you probably have

wow, too close to home, bromeo

Y did u leave /fit/, fam? :(

Mixed grip pleb.

Not a bad pull for a shylock tho.

Fuck hook grip. I like my thumbs.

Real men only use their pinkies.

Don't worry I'm visiting murica next year I'll show you how it's done.

I'll show you how it's done.

I'm super excited to learn how to synthesize Dbol from potatoes!

Lool

I'm more of an anadrol man, don't worry I'll brew up a bunch of gear we'll turn you into a real man(let)

You're just gonna try to inject my butt with your needle dick.

You're just gonna try to inject my butt

Tru

with your needle dick

How dare you, I have a fat hog. Besides I'd be worried about catching the joo

Sorry bud, I vouch, you are a cool ass MOTHERFUCKER who used to workout at a badass gym

Just started back on Saturday. Did vids when my lifts are back to less shameful.

No worries bud. Should I visit soon? Let's go create havoc on dinner injara

any weekend after this is good bby

Sex fest 2006 tex mex

injara isn't a word

The Ethiopian pancake bread? Good shit.

So Damn good

Was a rejected computer nerd in the 1980s and 1990s. Spent a lot of time on BBS'. Got my first internet access, in the form of a UUCP Usenet feed, in 1993. Was the hot grits troll on Slashdot when I was in college and bored between classes. Somehow stumbled onto 4chan back when it was still 4chan.net. Dated an early camwhore from /b/ for about a year.

tl;dr, I developed a taste for shitposting very early in life.

Impressive!

Sempai noticed me! ^{_^}

Was the hot grits troll on Slashdot

Naked and petrified Natalie Portman, or was that someone else?

That was me, mostly.

I'd sit in the computer lab and just hit reload on Slashdot every few minutes. New story? BOOM, in I go. It was fun because it got everyone kinda mad.

I stopped when Slashdot posted its first anime-related story, because I was kinda getting tired of it, and I have weeby tendencies.

I got a c64 from Santa before I knew Santa was a shillbot, and learned to program the screen to say my brother was gay, in rainbow colours. We should friend at each other.

Ha ha, I used to go into the computer section of the department store, whip up a quick basic program to endlessly scroll curse words, and then step away and watch the store clerks go nuts trying to figure out how to stop it.

can u still do that at a best buy or something

unironically dropped on my head as a baby

riemann1413 redpilled me.

I miss 2008 4chan

Too bad nobody gives a shit about your opinion.

Where do I know you from? Your username is giving me a vague recollection of autism.

I'm the guy who your mother can't stop talking about.

Oh wew, takin' one for the team. I'm sorry 4 ur hardship.

hard lol

2006 was better

I quit my dead-end job and decided that dancing for updanks from retards was more fun than being a productive member of society. Will have to change that soon unless I can get on the NEETbux 💰💰💰

Jewdank?

I'm just a spiteful asshole with too much times on my hands

I love places that take not taking themselves seriously seriously

Thats seriously gay, kys

This but unironically.

i think i started posting here regularly around the second time i woke up in a pool of my own vomit with no memory of the last 12 hours, which probably says something

I saw a lolcow sperging out in one of the default subs and followed the link in the thread to r/drama. I have not left since and may be autistic now.

Finding out what /r/SubredditDrama was and that I was banned from there.

I remember life before /r/Drama

Seriously, how many people here have been banned from r/subredditdrama?

I was also put on time out for a month for no good reason, after being pinged to a thread where everyone was talking shit about me. I call out one person for being a giant creep (he totally is and has the post history to prove it) and I am the one who gets a time out. The mod's over there can all eat a big dick.

They ban you when they talk about you. They don't like it when you come and stand up for yourself, it humanizes you and makes them feel bad. And they aren't there to do that.

Some fucking loser u/Singaporeanboxer would NOT leave me alone.

He is SUCH A LOSER. Super lame post history. Super annoying tendency to argue with anyone over the most trivial garbage.

Here is quote "Sorry. I guess I’m on edge. I’ve been trying not to post anything political and then people keep calling me out for them and start slandering me."

I am going to get bitched out for slandering him, lol.

/u/Singaporeanboxer why u being a dick?

Lol one side of the story? This guy was called out for being sexist. He called out some guy giving criticism and called him rude but someone else called him out for being sexist calling someone else’s room “unfitting especially the color for a guy”.

The thing was no one was actually offended even OP.

Eventually, it appeared on another sub and this guy was responding to people criticizing him. I argued that he was being rude and he started going on about how people need to follow his subreddit’s rules. Yet, his own comments ended up being deleted because he was extremely rude calling people idiots and to STFU.

He went to his own subreddit and justified his actions. What I did was share what he did on another.

/u/Singaporeanboxer if you're not going to post bussy please stop talking to me

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/77rwvv/comment/dooz7qt?st=J9Z41R3M&sh=5da7e9d9https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/77rwvv/comment/dooz7qt?st=J9Z41R3M&sh=5da7e9d9

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/u/Singaporeanboxer I read it all and still believe you are cyber bullying him

All you do is accuse but can’t back it up. I wasn’t necessarily unfair to him. He was being sexist and people called him out for it. He came to another subreddit and got banned for his rude comments. People have been there and not have the same experience.

All I see is wah wah wah and no bussy... Where day bussy?

I even don’t know what “bussy” is. I can tell everyone here just wants to create drama for the sake of it so I’ll be leaving

No, the mods won't ban people for telling you what a fucking turd you are, so you can't deal.

LOSER

Ah so you reveal your real side. So much for being the victim

bullies can be turds. that's not mutually exclusive.

Of course not on r/drama -_- I’m talking about how your comments got removed on r/subredditdrama because you threw a tantrum at everyone and started swearing at people

lol typical /r/subredditdrama user

calling out sexism? heck yeah!

creating drama? um no that's problematic

I can tell everyone here just wants to create drama for the sake of it

On /r/drama? No!

A girl stands up against boys culturally appropriating the color pink and you try to tear her down? Highly problematic.

Nope. Just gonna share my side of the story.

This guy was called out for being sexist. He called out some guy giving criticism and called him rude but someone else called him out for being sexist calling someone else’s room “unfitting especially the color for a guy”.

The thing was no one was actually offended even OP.

Eventually, it appeared on another sub and this guy was responding to people criticizing him. I argued that he was being rude and he started going on about how people need to follow his subreddit’s rules. Yet, his own comments ended up being deleted because he was extremely rude calling people idiots and to STFU.

He went to his own subreddit and justified his actions. What I did was share what he did on another.

You are the biggest fucking loser crybaby bitch.

After looking at your post history, you pick fights with everyone over the stupidest shit. You are pathetic and I am so happy to have found a place where I could that off my chest :-)

LOL U THE BITCH

YOU GOT CALLED THE FUCK OUT

Did you read ANYTHING he linked or ANY of his post history?

He's the fucking bitch, as are you for defending him.

He goes to r/comedycemetery? Lol that doesn’t mean anything

Stop responding until you know what the fuck you are talking about, please and thank you.

Crybaby? All I did was share my side of the story or are you that afraid that people think differently. In fact, from what I recall, you told people in your subreddit how nice you try to be with people online but your language says otherwise. So much for being “slandered”.

No seriously, you are a little bitch.

I AM nice to people online. Except for when they go out of their way to write epic diatribes about me, including links, that are simply not true or taken out of context.

Maybe you should worry more about your ongoing depression and less about trying to start arguments with everyone.

So you complain about being slandered but talk about my depression?

At what point were things taken out of context? I even shared links about your posts so that people can make their own judgements unlike you.

lol...if I link all of your online arguments, do you promise not to kill youself?

Sure go ahead. I know I was rationale in all of them. At least more than you.

But you WEREN'T!!!

You are so fucking delusional. You actually think people are upvoting you because they agree with you. They don't. They like the drama this bringing and upvoting you just encourages. You are like a dancing monkey and these upvotes are pennies being thrown at you to keep you doing your stupid monkey dance.

Where are they again?

If you kill yourself because I made you realize what an insufferable cunt you are, I may feel slight remorse. So I will try to refrain from making you look like an even bigger fucktard, but you seriously need to get fucking clue as to how normal people act online.

You are such a weirdo loser.

Still can’t see them

That whole thread is people telling you to shut the fuck up with your homophobic rant on gay bath houses.

You basically disrespected all gay men. There are a LOT of those on Reddit. That was a pretty stupid thing for you to do.

Actually, I don’t. I corrected my views and said that I was more worried about unregulated places where people can have sex unlike other prostitutes in my country which are regulated and screened by the government. Try again.

I don't have to try, though.

You are an ignorant homophobe.

Bro I have nothing against gay people. My argument was that many sex workers in my country are regulated by the government but these bath houses are venues where people can have sex but are prone to spreading STDs. Someone corrected me and said that they give condoms.

Maybe read up next time.

You are a total fucking homophobe and you only harassed me initially because you thought I was a gay men.

Fuck you. You are a horrible person.

Lol proof?

People can read your post history for themselves. I am not some weirdo-loser with nothing better to do than cut & paste links.

That’s not how it works. What are you afraid of? I showed all the comments you and I made. Unless you might be lying?

I am not afraid of anything, you fucking jam boy.

I am getting bored of talking to an ignorant, piece of shit who hates gay men.

What you say is contradicting what you actually do. Show. Proof

Disregard that person, they’re pretty transphobic. And them trying to call someone else out on gay issues is actually pretty disgusting.

Aren't you a stupid fucking cunt!

Hey bb I've got an accent and I'll back u up in any internet fight bb ;))<3

eww women

I never got banned but they started to piss me off with all the soc jus grandstanding so I left when they were talking about this place like it was a den of nazis

I wasn't banned I just got tired of all the serious posting

I posted on T_D for a while, until one day I huffed a bunch of airplane glue out of a sandwich bag. At that point, my intelligence had nowhere to go but upward, and I’ve climbed higher and higher ever since.

‘Course, that may just be the glue talking.

I went to an Ivy League school and now I hate all white liberals.

I gave up on ever treating Reddit as a place for same people and discussions and decided to just cover myself with feces like the best of em.

I don't have an interesting social life

I'm literal trash.

You pinged me

What did you do wrong?

I didn't actually, he pinged me saying I was welcome here. I made a post making fun of circlebroke which got their panties in a bunch

I always end up addicted to shit posting and opinionating online when I should be working. Started using reddit after getting involved in arguments about gamergate because I felt I should learn about the enemy and their views rather than just spaz at them. Drama just fits with my sense of humour the best, even through half of you are just poorly disguised pro-mayo troll farms.

legit, on an old ass account that i can't even remember i went to SRD once and said something that pissed them off and they told me to fuck off to here, so i did.

I need somewhere to take a break from my job as a FSB shill on my /r/politics alt.

I'm definitely not (((paid))) to be here.

I like Jerry Springer and Steve Wilcost so here I am

Is Steve show still him trying to fix crazy people's problems?

Pretty much every show has to do as someone molesting a child

I'm just here for the free food and snacks, IDK WTF the rest of you all are doing here.

/r/incels was banned

This is what we get for banning the containment board.

Boredom and crippling depression.

Look, I could take the easy way out and just say I enjoy being a shit-stirrer on the internet, but it's a bit more complicated than that.

The issue goes a bit deeper, and in the past I wouldn't have even contemplated discussing something so raw and potentially psychologically damaging to myself, but for the first time I feel safe discussing these issues. I feel like this is a safe space where I can discuss my deepest feelings and that's why for the first time I can revel that I fear that I may actually just be a bit of an arsehole.

Srssucks and amrsucks got stale

Humanity… All of my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly Redditors. It has made me realize just how brutal and twisted humanity is as a species. All I ever wanted was to fit in and live a happy life amongst humanity, but I was cast out and rejected, forced to endure an existence of loneliness and insignificance, all because Redditors were incapable of seeing the value in me.

This is the story of how I, Frostfedora, came to be. This is the story of my entire life. It is a dark story of sadness, anger, and hatred. It is a story of a war against cruel injustice. In this magnificent story, I will disclose every single detail about my life, every single significant experience that I have pulled from my superior memory, as well as how those experiences have shaped my views of the world. This tragedy did not have to happen. I didn’t want things to turn out this way, but humanity forced my hand, and this story will explain why. My life didn’t start out dark and twisted. I started out as a happy and blissful Netizen of Reddit, posting to my heart's contentpn a website I thought was good and pure…

I hate my job, my marriage, my life in general.

Also this. But I assess you're not ironic in any way, so my entire post is just 'this,' but in an ironic way. So disregard the rest as being unironic.

I was banned raped by /u/takeittorcirclejerk and drama accepted me despite my many faults and perforated intestines

You brought bane posting with you. Nothing but love from me.

baneposting

ugh

People are stupid and I have a lot of rage.

That's it.

After I got sober, I realized I needed something else in my life to prevent me from functioning normally in society. I tried SRD, but it just wouldn't work.

One day many years ago now I found ED and lurked on there for a bit after wandering in and finding some weird tumblr drama. Then several years after that I was googling yet another spazz (this time from youtube) that caught my eye and I found out what a "kiwifarms" was and started hanging out there.

In between then I was diagnosed with autism and now all I do is shove things in my ass, play vidya, act as a Janitor for flightless birds and do outreach by tweeting and posting comments in reddit threads with people who are equally dysfunctional while we act better than the rest of the masses of plebs on the online.

Severe ADHD/unable to be with the woman I love.

Just your standard severe depression and anxiety, along with suicidal ideation. Nothing special.

Someone invited me to the irc channel and i started talking with a bunch of people from here and eventually started posting.

Christmas Eve 2015 I was admitted to the ER. I had a gall stone blocking my common bile duct. They tried to remove the blockage through an ERCP. One of the side effects of that was the possibility of pancreatitis. I got it and they weren't able to completely clear up the blockage.

Stayed longer in the hospital because of the pancreatitis. Surgeon decided it was best to remove the gall bladder. Tried once but the pancreatitis was still inflaming my organs so it failed. They tried again in a week and succeeded but this gave me necrotizing pancreatitis. Basically my pancreas decided "Fuck this I'm killing myself and taking the rest of you with me" So my pancreas was liquefying my internal organs. Had to have surgery that had less than a 50% survival chance.

After that I was hospitalized and hooked to various machines to keep me alive and draining the infection and rot from my insides. This also put a hole just below my stomach so I had to be put on a feeding tube. I barely had strength and needed help to do just about everything.

I got discharged from the hospital and sent to Skilled Nursing Facilities. These places were horrible and they would purposely do things to get you re-admitted to the hospital so they could refuse to take you back. I had one nurse who barely spoke english try to remove one of my drainage tubes. I had a wound care nurse who refused to use lidocaine when removing my wound dressing on my stomach. This was a large wound over a foot long and almost 3 inches wide and about 2 deep. Finally after going back and forth between different ones my Surgeon was able to convince my insurance that I could not be moved back to a Skilled Nursing facility.

Before this ordeal I was engaged. During my recovery she completely ghosted me and moved. The whole ordeal lasted about 9 months before I was able to be moved home and have a home nurse take care of me.

Getting banned from srd for some reason.

Single mom

Alcoholism

Schizophrenia

I modded /r/AgainstGamerGate for the better part of a year.

I grew up feral, and kind of had to survive on my own for long stretches of time at a very young age. This led to me me internalizing the fact that the world can be a harsh and unforgiving place.

So to the pussies at SRD, r/drama may be full of mean people who don't care about them and are outright misanthropic at times, but to me, this is just Tuesday.

I was around for the notional creation of /r/Drama back when syncretic was modding SRD, and have watched it grow into the beautiful shitposting baby boy we see today. As to why I've stayed I'm at a bit of a loss.

I was born white

I used to bully white kids in school and have their pale girlfriends suck me off so really, coming here was inevitable.

I love other peoples problems and making fun of them when they are at their lowest.

Was molested as a child.

Because you fucks have a sense of humor.

The balfour declaration

I edated a famous autist here known as kaaalaaaa

Just general self loathing and extremely low self esteem.

Telling people to kill themselves makes me feel powerful

I love the taste of dick cheese

This place is the reason I'm failing at college.

And yet I stayed for a while lurking the subreddit.

I was denied charity by r/LSC

I realized the Jews define as "cool" or "legitimate" only those things which they sufficiently control.

kiwifarts is too busy and autistic to keep up with, srd is too lame and the popcorn stand is too dead