You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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Did the (((people)))who are financing these movies not see sucker punch

As long as you suckers keep watching them, we’ll keep making them pal.

Sucker Punch was good if you don't watch it as a contiguous movie.

(This scene is solid on its own.)[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD6HagsWk8A]

Also Emily Browning is like 10x hotter as a blonde.

Everything about that scene is terrible.

That’s an amazing amount of autism you fit into the title.

Not really, dude just took the green lantern oath and swapped out some words

Tbh considering Hal's intelligence feats the autism comment might actually be spot on either way.

Holy crap, he's a moron!

At least he's self aware.

Look at you, getting even more autism into the comments. Stellar!

You sound jelly that somebody is more autistic than you.

If that was the case I would be jealous of most of the people here

Isn't jealousy why you are always making attention seeking shitposts?

No, that’s probably the narcissism and crippling loneliness doing that

Yes

Do the posters own stock in Warner Brothers or something? Who cares if it scores well, it's just a movie.

Not liking what I like on the internet is a hate crime these days.

It's mostly people who are cowering away from a future where everyone's gonna tell them their taste is shit. Defensive, rather than offensive.

Oh, and their taste is shit.

I really want this to be good. Is there a political party, ethnic group, or gender I can blame for these bad reviews so I can still tell myself that my nerd bullshit is good?

Russians

Its so clear now, they hacked Rotten Tomatos!

No, they created rotten tomatoes (RT/Russia Today) to curve American media culture towards getting drompf elected.

Zack Snyder

There are more people in that thread who care about RT scores than I've seen everywhere else combined. Who pays the slightest bit of attention to that shit? Movie critic reviews are only important to other movie critics and entirely useless to anyone normal.

For some reason people really like to get validation about the things they like.

Then there are people like me - drinking milk and pepsi and eating a scrambled egg burrito at 1:30 am.

Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated

Papa Frank DeFazio is my spirit animal.

Burritos are delicious dude, there's your validation.

“the essence of generic competence”

me_irl

I got banned for this comment lmao