I got banned from r/boxoffice for actually making an accurate prediction.

95  2017-11-16 by ThrowAwayRegret16

https://www.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/7c3efv/other_so_the_people_who_predicted_that_thor_would

Since most people there were comicbook fanboys who never learn from previous mistakes, everyone kept making ridiculous predictions like 150 million opening weekend and a billion at the box office.

When I said the movie will be shit as usual and will only open for less than 125 million dollars.For that I got called a troll, laughed at, insulted, and then banned.

Well looks like I was right(well it was actually slightly worse than my prediction)

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/justice-league-box-office-opening-preview-1202615406/

Edit: The text from my post since it was removed.

JL from the looks of it is getting lukewarm reviews and it's hype is less than BvS.It doesn't have the novelty of being the first superhero team up nor the first joint appearance of the trinity. So probably a sub 125 million opening with the usual Snyder drops.(65% to 70%).

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Corrected.

Since then, Disney-Marvel’s “Thor: Ragnarok” opened with $122.7 million on the first weekend

lol DC should just let Disney handle its cinematic solar system.

Also for more schadenfreude, Snyder in 2011.

https://screenrant.com/zack-snyder-superman-thor/

“[Superman] is the freaking […] biggest superhero on the planet. He’s the father of every superhero. [Deborah and I] were just talking about this – I’m like, really? Thor? Thor has a movie? [Laughter.] Really? I mean, come on. And there’s no Superman movie? This is, like, the world’s out of balance. It’s like, we’ve lost our minds here, people, come on.

Lmao, ever heard of gilgamesh?

Marvel Character.

/s

Yeah isn't he the Chad from Fate/stay night anime?

Yep that's him, he was after some blond pussy.

Sure, who doesnt like the michevious Smurf nemisis?

No one reads the Enuma Elish

gilgamesh

Isn't he planned for "Phase IV" of the Marvel Universe, along w/ the origin story of the turtles upon whose backs the universe rests?

I'm personally super pumped for the Odysseus cinematic universe.

Thor is the worst branch of the MCU movies and yet it outperforms DC's ensemble film, lol.

Taika really brought it back with 3 though, was a super fun movie.

Haven't seen it. I thought the other two were boring as fuck.

You should know that Taika can do no wrong

"Hunt for the Wilderpeople" (or whatever it's called) was seriously my favorite movie of last year.

Fuck, did I just seriouspost. Sorry.

It disposes of all the boring, pointless shit from the first two, and just goes nuts. Natalie Portman Naked and Petrified or that dumb scientist guy are nowhere to be seen.

Natalie Portman Naked and Petrified

Gotta say, haven't heard that since like, 2000 or so.

RIP segfault.org

All he does is point the camera. Marvel directors do whatever Disney tells them to do and are basically talking tripods. It's not like they have any major creative control. No writing credits at all.

And it's still better than the shit DC puts out.

have you seen the other taika waititi movies? His personality was definitely all over thor 3

In the humor department yes. The story and visuals less so.

However the above user is right. I think so far Taika and maybe James gunn are small exceptions.

Maybe they let him get a joke or two into the script. Maybe.

But Disney has a multi-billion dollar fast food formula on their hands, they aren't going to hand it over to each Trendy Name Director they lure with a gigantic paycheck, that would be stupid.

"Shut up and point the camera" is how it goes there.

I mean I definitely get your point but I think there is definitely the directors fingers on the tone and development of the film. For sure the main plot points are given to them, but the directors definitely add unique character and personality to the films. GOTG is very different from the other films. Ant-man had some definite Yes man vibes with it's weird humor

Oh shit the guy who did What we do in the shadows made Thor3? I may actually watch it then.

Marvel directors do whatever Disney tells them to do

This is how most studios do their filmmaking. New directors would love to work for Marvel Studios.

They are damn near objectively complete and utter garbage, Christopher Nolan pastiche art taken to the bleakest possible extreme. Low-risk auteurs like Gunn and Waititi get lured in by money, the ones who want to maintain what they see as artistic dignity like Wright and DuVernay get the fuck out once they realize they are paid hacks.

Yeah, it just accepts that comics are fucking wacky and doesn't bother trying to be "mature".

They are damn near objectively complete and utter garbage, Christopher Nolan pastiche art taken to the bleakest possible extreme. Low-risk auteurs like Gunn and Waititi get lured in by money, the ones who want to maintain what they see as artistic dignity like Wright and DuVernay get the fuck out once they realize they are paid hacks.

Well, the first two movies were utter garbage. The space comedy version however was basically cribbed from Guardians of the Galaxy and I admit, it was funny.

i mean you saw the ads for this one though right? actually looked watchable

Because it's basically Guardians of the Galaxy now.

fine by me

well thor ragnorok actually looked good lol

which is weird, because it’s a Thor movie

At least DC doesn’t release countless remixes of the same movie all year round.

Who cares super hero movies are for children, aspies, and those who like to play make believe. Everyone of them including Deadpool (this generation's Pulp Fiction) is all total shit. Super heroes are fags and whatever garbage they put out you slaves of corporate assfuckery will lap it up. It doesn't have to be good if it says Disney, Marvel, DC doesn't matter you guys will gape your buddy waiting to accept the mediocrity. B-but it's got 90% on Rotten Tomatoes so it's a good movie. No, your standards are too low to know the difference.

That's not sub dedicated for superhero movies but box office discussion regardless of the genre of the film.

I am not exactly a big fan of them myself. The last MCU film I like was the first guardians. This year I only saw Logan and skipped other CBMs.

In 2017 movies are superhero movies, remakes, and sequels. This is the worse year for movies since last year and the year before.

Sequels aren't inherently bad. I liked the new Blade Runner movie for example.

I would say 2016 and 2017 are equally bad but that's because I didn't have much to enjoy last year. This year Dunkirk, Blade Runner 2049, Baby Driver, Long lucky, A ghost story and get out are all films that I thoroughly enjoyed.

Still yet to come are Del Toros shape of water and Martin Mcdonagh's three billboards outside ebbing Missouri both of which are getting quite the buzz.

Blade Runner 2049 was the only good thing to come out this year.

Deadpool (this generation's Pulp Fiction)

that's an insult to Pulp Fiction.

"you slaves of corporate assfuckery"

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lol

Yeah I like to watch big buff men to play with balls totally not gay

can you please post the text of your post? we can't see it because it was removed.

JL from the looks of it is getting lukewarm reviews and it's hype is less than BvS. So probably a sub 125 million opening with the usual Snyder drops.(65% to 70%)

That's all I posted man.

/u/infamousLOUIS all day long I dream about sucking cum out of Weinsteins cock

I don't understand, what's the point in trying to predict how much money a movie will make when it comes out?

Think of it as a hobby.

People got awfully angry at your guess that didn't agree with theirs.

Funny thing is it's actually performing as bad as I said if not lower(it looks like it would be worse than Wonder woman in terms of BO).

We are slowly watching the justice league die and it's hilarious.

People got tired of the shitty DC movies real fast, because DC doesn't know how to make their shit fun.

Or just competent. Logan and Nolans movies have proved you can make serious Capeshit entertaining.

As long as the movie is paced well(most of the time you'll be wondering when the scene is going to over in Snyder movies), edited in such a way that the story flows smoothly and doesn't feel like bunch of random scenes stitched together.

remember how before RDJ launched an empire, Marvel was the one who always made shitty tv and movies, and DC was by comparison the master of adaptations?

I miss those days, there were Batman cartoons

and DC was by comparison the master of adaptations?

Uh...

Gotta have a good series going already before Schumacher can ruin it. It had a better run than Raimi’s Spider-Man and that was Marvel’s high bar till recently

also it’s only marginally worse than DKR. like it’s much, much stupider, but somehow offset by the fact that they obviously weren’t trying

also it’s only marginally worse than DKR

Ah, you're larping as a mentally handicapped individual.

dkr was garbage lol, there’s a reason why its dialogue occupies the same space in the public psyche as that of the Star Wars prequels.

but at least it was often carefully-made, serious-colored garbage

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don’t get me wrong though, the Nolan trilogy doesn’t have a Batman Forever so it still has the edge

For you

like maybe if my expectations going in were for Batman & Robin to be an actual movie, I would have hated it more, but the Jim Carrey one had just come out at that point. Whereas Nolan was supposed to following up the good one

Tactical Nipples

I am an Indian guy and I can honestly assure Indians ruin fandom they get into. Some of the most toxic Snyder fans I have met have been Indians.

I knew the meme was real since this

This is painfully true when it comes to any western trend. I watched Premier League with my Pajeet friends when I was in India and every single one of them was a Manchester United dabber.

My batch dabbed during our graduation ceremony, months after dabbing had stopped being cool. Since there were something like 200 people spread out in our school's initials, coordinating it became a real issue. A guy was taking a video with a drone and we took ~1:30 from the first guy starting dabbing to the last one catching up.

I now have no school leaving photos.

The worst thing is that they try to claim moral and intellectual superiority in every goddamn discussion.

Some of them genuinely think they're smart for recognizing the references and Easter eggs in BVS.

I am an Indian guy and I can honestly assure you Indians ruin any fandom they get into. Some of the most toxic Snyder fans I have met have been Indians.

Ehhhh. Just go on Twitter and type "Justice league" in the search box. Most of the triggered fanboys are from the west.

i really want to know what the life of a guy posting on dc_cinematic from "iraq/syria" is like

I know a couple of people living in Iraq, if you're in a safe area, it's fine. Another guy I know doesn't live there, but he visited Kurdistan (technically Iraq?) this summer and it was fine.

I know a couple of people living in Iraq, if you're in a government-controlled area, day-to-day life is okay (two of them live in Baghdad though, they said bombings are unfortunately not uncommon). Another guy I know doesn't live there, but he visited Kurdistan (technically Iraq?) this past summer with no problems.

Man, I knew DC was popular here but had no idea this much popular. Got the link to that thread?

I can't wait for the capeshit movies to die down, there are so many yet I can list all the good ones on one hand.

Quite honestly you'll have to wait a long time for that. DC is shitting the bed yes but if there's one thing you can learn from r/boxoffice it's the I Hollywood is a bed ridden sick man then capeshit is the ventilator keeping him alive.

They're the ones that are consistently making money for the major studios so far.

At the very least you can expect the MCU to keep shitting out movies and coincidentally they're ye ones choking the genre in terms of creativity.

They’ve been Disneyfied fam, they’re going to keep making them forever

They're running their IPs in the ground with the constant flurry of superhero movies. I used to like that shit but I roll my eyes when another superhero movie is announced. Don't think it will be long before the masses feel the same.

And here they are:

  • Iron Man
  • Wonder Woman
  • The Avengers
  • Watchmen
  • The Dark Knight

I'm sorry you were born wrong.

Including a Snyder movie on your list, lol

Replace watchmen and memepool with Logan and Hellboy 2.

Hellboy 2

Boy this is some great tard LARPing!

Unironically better than every single MCU film.

Needs more bad acting

So you're agreeing it needs more bad elements to be worse than the films mentioned. O.K I guess.

Implying that there was any acting in that movie beyond Ron Perlman and Abe Sapien

Any list that doesn't include Mystery Men isn't correct.

Mainstream Movies are absolute shit nowadays because they are trying to capture the nostalgia of people which money I.E. People over 40. This trend will not stop, Hollywood has backed themselves into corner because so little good original has been created during the past 15 years that they will have to suck off of these sequels forever, and the only good memories of films we will have are of shitty super hero sequels.

Fuck Hollywood, Goddamn so many movies are garbage nowadays

Anyone who cares about comic books should be gassed

edgy

Anyone who cares about comic books should be gassed

Anyone who cares about comic books should be gassed

Did you just quote a prediction to justify your prediction?

Lol /u/mikantaro pretty sure you are actually losing by supporting the shit DC puts on the big screens. It seems pretty akin to "If I order and consume the dog shit on the menu, maybe eventually the dog shit will be better"

Lol. I just saw JL, it's pretty shit i agree.

I think we're gonna see Joss Whedon direct more comic book movies!

lol I didn’t even know Justice League opened and I even like capeshit

IMO go watch coco or murder on orient express. Torrent JL, it's shite.

dude I have trouble even looking at Snyder movies,I honestly probably won’t even torrent lol

i think they pretty much have, jl got heavy reshoots in an attempt to smother all the snyder sturm und drang iirc

american comic books are shit, american actors are shit. Anime is where it's at subbed not dubbed.

I like anime. I have been kind of addicted to RomCom anime of late.

I love anime. I have to be honest, the Japanese and even other east asian's are some of the world's best story tellers and great actors to. I would say the same for Europeans. American stories and actors are just garbage (few exceptions). I wish I had more time to expand my anime experience but I don't. Do you have any recommendations?

I just watch some mainstream romcoms but Welcome to N.H.K was quite good.

Thanks man I will check it out.

Gas yourself, weeb.

Also, how deluded must you be to think a movie about cartoon characters punching each other is for adults?

How about cute cartoon girls?

no kidding, when all the majority of women are repulsive and all the hot ones will take any chance of accusing you of harassment.

So I assume you have the same opinion of even shittier american comic books right? If so then yeah you have a fair point. If not kick your mother in the ovaries.

My man, your talents are wasted on reddit. Come to /tv/.

I am actually shitposting on tv right now. The last few days have been glorious. It looks like Evans posters have returned as well.

Yeah it's great. I'm shitposting on tv right now as well. I made the post with the tiger drinking from a faucet. It's technically on-topic but i don't care.

screencapping this

Good fam. I see you shared it with everyone else, too.

What the fuck do you think this is?

Does this look like a movie sub?

The last movie I went to the cinema to see was Ghostbusters 2 back when it first got released.

I hate movies.

Nobody gives a fuck about your Rain Man-esque box office predictions.

Go and Aspergerise some place else.

comic book movies fucking suck

Left or right I think we all agree on one thing.

Comic book nerds should be gassed.

oh boy i just hopped onto /r/dc_cinematic to read some of the reviews from people who've watched it

lots of folks shilling for the movie, saying shit like "i was nervous for it to be good" and "it was ok, cgi wasn't great, characters flat, 7/10 go watch it!"

the trailer looked and sounded like ass too - i'm still surprised at how lame aquaman was and how hyped people were for the movie

DC needs to stop trying to force their cinematic universe to happen

You weren't wrong but you are autistic.