Keanu Reeves, 1984

139  2017-11-18 by froibo

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At least you know what you're doing

damn this nigga old lol

He liyerally hasnt aged since

Are hapas the real ubermenchen?

What is his breakdown ethnically?

according to wiki his dad was chinese/native hawaiin/white and his mother was white

Oh, I had no idea. Thank you.

Maybe/t/hapas was correct when they said the children of AMWF couples are blessed, while WMAF breed only diseased mutants.

but it says his gma was the chinese one? so its a little more complex. theres layers.

AMWF Hapas are outnumbered 10 to 1 but are more likely to be successful and well balanced. Nearly all the Hapas on professional hockey teams and other sports teams are AMWF Hapas.

AMWF Hapas are more likely to succeed in Hollywood while WMAF Hapas typically have to move to Asia to be successful. Many never amount to anything.

You all should be tipping your hats at the rare AMWF couple when you see them.

Lol this is so dumb

It's because men are useless trash, generally. Asian mothers instill proper work ethics in their progeny, white women are the worst so they don't, and fathers are entirely irrelevant. Makes sense, what. Men, keep yourself safe, please.

Go back to /r/hapas with this horseshit m

You're right. The purpose of procreation is to create good hockey players.

The breeding of Hapas is actually part of a long-term conspiracy from "white" people (more on them later) to vilify the Asian male in various types of media, while sexualizing and fetishizing the Asian female, almost making her a "trophy" for white men.

It is well known that the stereotype of the Asian male promoted by white men, who control the majority of media outlets, which make up a great portion of Western culture, often involves characterizing him as "dorky", "nerdy", "geeky" and, of course, intelligent. It is rare for the Asian male to be portrayed as a "manly" character, or even the typical "womanizer" type of character—these will almost always be played by non-Asian males. Asian males are reduced to the characteristics of smart but socially inept, and never "successful with the ladies"—not even a hopeless romantic, but often reduced to an asexual character, with their sexual identity completely erased. They exist as a trope, and nothing more. It is a fact that people internalize the stereotypes about themselves they see around them—thus the Asian male ends up adopting some of these characterists, but it is important to note that the cause of this is the portrayal of the Asian male by the white men who control the media industry, and the Asian male is merely suffering from their effects.

On the other hand, the white man has decided to portray the Asian female in the opposite way—turning her into an object, a trophy, a submissive significant other, a sex object. This portrayal is primarily directed at the white audience than the Asian female audience, although both are targeted. Why? The reason is that men, being naturally more "dominant" than women, will often be the "pursuer" in the context of relationships, the "initiator", the person who reaches out. This portrayal and fetishization encourages white men to go out and seek an Asian female partner, hoping to find someone who matches this idealization, this romanticization of the Asian female. Often, it is not even necessary for an equal relationship dynamic—many men who have enough money will go to Asian countries to find a wife, a woman who is only looking to escape a situation. She may or may have not been influenced by the media of white men, as they also promote the image of male beauty in the form of white men. Other times, the relationship will come about through "natural" means, as "natural" as you can be with the gross influence of propaganda being blasted at society from all sides.

It is not uncommon to see even white supremacists, who are opposed to race miscegenation, to seek out and marry Asian women. It is a known fact that white supremacists are often fascists and power-hungry—they seek to gain power over others, and abuse it. After seeing the media that they themselves have produced, they seek a companion, rather close to the idea of a slave, a companion who would submit to them without argument. They will even have Hapas children, which clearly goes against their policy of race miscegenation, leading to a conflict: members of their own family are not white, and they see themselves as superior to them. It gives them someone to destroy, and Hapas children, often males, as they are seen as "opposition", become the unfortunate target. This leads to incessant emotional and often physical abuse, because they do not see their own children as people. Fortunately, this is leading the white man to his own destruction.

There is a reason why white supremacists are opposed to race miscegenation, and it is because it dilutes the "purity" of the white race. However, even amongst whites, race mixing has become quite common. Due to the ideas that white people themselves have pushed, the elimination of the "white" race is coming closer and closer. In fact, race is, for the most part, a nonsense construct, but the "white" race even moreso. It is clear that there is no explicit, accurate definition for being "white", the phantasm of "race purity" is far from reality and is grounded in nothing but the fantasies of people who think that those that they do not consider "white" are "taking muh womenz" (read: insecurity, as well as misogyny).

In present-day society, the identity of Western countries and their inhabitants are not pegged down by race, but by nationality—additionally, you can now see people mixing their origins with their current nationality, an example being so called "hyphenated Americans". These people range from someone holding some aspects of their culture dear to them, to someone who calls themselves so because "my [insert near ancestor] was from [insert foreign country]". Contrary to the European failure at integrating immigrants, the United States has done well with the integration of immigrants, and miscegenation of races will thus be unavoidable, and the delusion of "white purity" will become extinct.

Even in Europe, although they may not have succeeded in integrating their immigrants well (leading to the formation of ghettos such as the ones in Tower Hamlets, London), there will always be a few immigrants who manage to escape from the grasps of these ghettos and integrate within larger society. This leads to race-mixing as well, albeit to a lesser extent, but every bit counts, and every bit helps. Why? When two people of color have children, you can usually see distinct features from both parents present in the child. When a person of color and a white person have a child, the most commonly (and usually only) feature passed down from the white parent is lighter skin (cumskin). This is due to the fact that the genes that lead to the expression of so-called "white" phenotypes, are for the most part, recessive. This facilitates the elimination of "white" features in society.

Furthermore, children who have blood from both a person of color and a white person are forsaken by those who fantasize about the white race being preserved, even though they carry recessive genes from their white parent, genes that could eventually be expressed again. This will also contribute to the demise of the so-called "white race".

Eventually, no person who considers themselves "white" will have so-called "pure" genes. Hence, the white race will have been eliminated by the standards set by the race purists themselves, having led themselves to their own demise.

This?

Dude you woke.

It makes sense. The AM in that scenario is likely to be ++, while the WM is likely to be a weeaboo nerd.

Hawaii, of British, Portuguese, Native Hawaiian, and Chinese ancestry Father

His mom is like literally the Whitest Women ever created she did the costumes for Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? and Alice Cooper.

Haha I’ve seen posts from users saying I was a fetus and/or born that year and I’m balding, chubby, and already look older than this man!! WTF!!

Keanu Reeves is the whitest hapa I've ever seen

He looks like a bussy connoisseur in this photo.

Only the finest holes for this god among men

I'm willing to bet that this was the photo that got him the screentest for Gus Van Sant's My Own Private Idaho.

The jacket is salvageable, but smh at the rest of this ensemble

Dat bedhead doe

Implying that's not fucking awesome

Is you gay or sumthin?

Keanu is a great man.

Yes, please

Is this what he wore when he got married to David Geffen?

I'm convinced dude sucks the life essences out of unborn babies or something akin to that.

I'd do him.

John Wick sucked

definitely a bop

John Wick 2 was a boring piece of shit.

So that's why he became David Geffen's boy toy.

Frankly, clothes like that didn't appear in the North of England till 1987.