How can the Onion/Clickhole be so good so consistently? It boggles my mind

The Onion's been a lot more hit or miss lately, now that its fully transitioned to being Gawker. ClickHole is excellent as ever tho

Clickhole has been sort of going down, but not as fast as the onion

It's really slow and the ClickVentures are still great

Patriot hole is almost as good as Alex Jones

You could just say you're gay

He sounds like a little slut wanting to be spanked on his knees and lick fem boots tbh " uuuuhhhgh I'd be so accountable, *moan i'm soo sorry. Im so bad, so naughty. I deserve it."

"I want to be punished by a blue-haired xer with diabetes."

You sound like you dont know this is satire.

you sound like you want a spanking too

Who doesnt?