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57 2017-11-18 by ThrowAwayRegret16
Justice league is slowly dying before our eyes and it is glorious.
Recent reports have shown it is going to open lower than fucking R-rated Logan.An original movie like Dunkirk which involves a British retreat with no main characters has the possibility of outgrossing a movie with some of America's greatest Icons.
You will be witnessing birth of new memes that may reach Baneposting status. Don't miss out on it.
45 comments
1 MasterLawlz 2017-11-18
The movie wasn’t terrible but the editing was all over the place and I didn’t really like any of the characters other than Aquaman and Flash, except I’m pretty sure they made Flash literally autistic cause he had a monologue about he’s unable to understand people and he even watches Rick and Morty
For some reason Ben Affleck felt really off, he didn’t feel like Batman at all to me.
I think the mixed reactions are fair cause I have nothing horrible to say about it (nothing as idiotic as Jesse Eisenberg’s Luthor or the piss jar) but there were no great scenes either like the No Man’s Land sequence in Wonder Woman
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-11-18
I really like Batfleck. I think he coupd have been the best Batman if his tenure didnt coincide with the single dumbest forced movie universe today.
1 WingOfWar 2017-11-18
Basically this. Maybe his self directed Batman film will end up being good ;_;
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-11-18
Last I heard that might be getting canned and Afleck is doing everything he can to get out.
I imagine he realizes DC has fucked their CU into a corner already with Snyder and he knows he cant make the movie he wanted to, and hes seen their producers royally fuck with every single DC universe move make them suck even worse and knows theyll do the same to his.
1 WingOfWar 2017-11-18
Such a shame :c
1 newprofile15 2017-11-18
Probably could tell how much the movie was going to blow and mailed it in.
1 Obskulum 2017-11-18
Whedon having to clean up after Snyder really didn't help it one bit.
1 SDIHTD 2017-11-18
MCJ is complete shit now. It's just a proxy war for capeshit retards.
1 MasterLawlz 2017-11-18
It was a great sub when Interstellar was out
1 RicardusAlpers 2017-11-18
capeshite
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-11-18
RLM is the only good movie sub
1 S994 2017-11-18
I love how this film is making it impossible for /r/movies users to deny that their beloved superhero movement has peaked. Ask any normal person and they'll tell you they got tired of the genre around or before the avengers.
But movie users have been holding onto the success of deadpool and wonderwoman to beg that this dead horse of a shitty genre needs even more beatings. No, it does not.
1 S994 2017-11-18
Many /r/movies users must be having a mental break now that their beloved superhero moment has peaked.
Ask any normal person and they'll tell you that it started feeling old around or before the avengers.
1 lefedorasir 2017-11-18
What ar eyou talking about? Capeshit still rakes in billions of dollars, its the only genre thats guaranteed to succed, DC just sucks at it
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-18
IMAGINE GIVING A SHIT ABOUT SUPER HUMAN MOVIES
1 WingOfWar 2017-11-18
They're like the westerns of this generation... except not nearly as socially influential.
1 wootfatigue 2017-11-18
You used to really bother me but I’m starting to love you.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-11-18
omg! Me too <3 (well not the bothering part tho)
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-11-18
Not sure why anyone is surprised they gave the reigns to zach Snyder of course it's all over the place
1 MexicanEmboar 2017-11-18
Do people actually this is Snyder’s fault when Joss literally took an hour off the movie and replaced most of the scenes with quips?
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-11-18
I think they realized it was even worse and tried to save it.
1 MexicanEmboar 2017-11-18
All of Snyder's films have been good or at the most decent. BvS wasn't even that bad, the manchildren epidemic needs to be stopped.
1 GhostFaceShiller 2017-11-18
Is the hour he took off just the "ten minutes but filmed in super slow motion" that pads out most of Snyder's movies?
1 MexicanEmboar 2017-11-18
No other director utilizes stop-motion better than Snyder though. That you cannot deny.
1 rewind45 2017-11-18
Rumors are that Wheddon tool an axe on the movie in the editing room.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-11-18
The rumor was Snyder's cut was unwatchable though
1 fucknazimodzz 2017-11-18
Why do they keep giving Zach Snyder these movies? They always get VERY mixed reviews. And sooner or later people are going to realize that his movies are all the same and stop going to see them
1 Peetrius 2017-11-18
I doubt it. Baneposting literally caused someone to crash a plane with no survivors irl.
1 becauseiliketoupvote 2017-11-18
Story time?
1 Peetrius 2017-11-18
About a year ago a plane crashed in an area of France called le Bains or something like that and the plane had 4U in it's name.
More info here
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/germanwings-flight-9525
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-11-18
Also they hid information predicting the Sandy Hook shooting in that film.
1 arandomloser21 2017-11-18
Baneposting is a national treasure and probably one of the few 4chan memes that will never get old.
1 Raving_Dave 2017-11-18
I thought this was an advertisement.
1 RicardusAlpers 2017-11-18
What, really? It's not the first DCU movie to get a disappointing reception - don't see how this is supposed to be this epic event you seem to expect.
1 rewind45 2017-11-18
Dunkirk was fucking dope nigga.
1 ThrowAwayRegret16 2017-11-18
Favourite movie of the year for me. One of the few blockbusters that isn't capeshit, sequel or an adaptation.
1 5e84d5539181a3fd3287 2017-11-18
Hopefully superhero movies will die sooner than later.
1 Obskulum 2017-11-18
Infinity Wars should be an exhausting clusterfuck, so maybe then people will find something better to do.
1 RichEvansSextape 2017-11-18
Lolno. I thought the same thing nearly a decade ago and here we are. Just ignore them and move on.
1 fucknazimodzz 2017-11-18
Hopefully, but I'm not going to hold my breath.
Too many man children with too much money tbh. They throw money at anything that has childhood nostalgia attached to it. Truly the brainless consumers that corporations dream of.
1 wisty 2017-11-18
Other than Nolan's batman trilogy, I haven't actually watched any recent superhero movies. Is it worth getting into them? If so, where should I start, they're kind of linked are they?
1 Kgb725 2017-11-18
Some are and some aren't. Not all of them are worth it but a few of them are
1 wisty 2017-11-18
So kinda like Nolan's batman trilogy?
1 starship_litterbox 2017-11-18
Deadpool, Logan, The Winter Soldier, actually good movies in my opinion. I also like Guardians of the Galaxy 1 & 2 because I want to suck Chris Pratt's cock.
1 RicardusAlpers 2017-11-18
I've only seen Phase 1 Marvel so far - other than the kind of clunky Hulk movie (with Ed Norton)m they're all recommendable.
I don't know - depends on what you're looking for I suppose. The Iron Man movies are very sarcastic and irreverent, almost a satire on the genre; the others are much more straightforward movies, but not very superhero-ey - Captain America is mostly a vintage romantic WW2 type movie, and Thor is mostly "epic fantasy".
Avengers 1 has some fun combining these different tones and characters - Iron Man kinda of keeps calling attention to that, sometimes bordering on 4th wall breaking.
So, that's the sort of stuff you're gonna get with that series, if that's your thing - not seen any of the others, so no idea.
1 fucknazimodzz 2017-11-18
Thank you! I love a good movie hate circlejerk.
1 RicardusAlpers 2017-11-18
Movies make me want to kys.