If that was true I'd look like Gandolf.

<Gandolf

GANDALF

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No, it's Gandolf. It's a reference to the novel Well at the World's End

No, what actually happened is that you are the troll and a bigot, one from r.drama (a mod there, in fact) and you tried to bait me by attempting to intentionally misinterpret my comment. You can spend your whole miserable existence feeling sorry for me but I'm not the one who mods a sub dedicated to using every bigoted slur in existence and encouraging people to kill themselves.

/u/brownorbluegoldstone, please kill yourself ironically, you disgusting mayostain.

/u/brownorbluegoldstone what’s wrong with sucking dicking, it’s great for skin tone

Oh darn, there are quite enough alt-right trolls in this sub without you silly boys pinging more!

Bring gay bashing back

Boo

in TrollX? Most certainly.

/u/brownorbluegoldstone

It's not about heavy makeup, it's about wearing a choker. I'm a 60 year old man and even I know this. Maybe it's time for you to move on to a different part of your life, like becoming a nun of a basket weaver

Is there already a debearder app, that could be fun. But I guess it's probably much harder to guess what someone's chin looks like then remove make up, since there's probably less information to deal with.

Chinlets getting BTFO

We could pit the chinlets against the manlets for maximum drama :O

Please make this.

CleanShavenMasterRace

/u/serialflamingo

Do you do this kind of thing in real life? I mean, do you go up to people at a party who are laughing about an off-color joke and start berating them for destroying the world?

No. In real life I'm able to assault people physically.

Will you assault me sexually?

Absolutely not.

C-o-n-s-e-n-t, find out what it means to me.

What if I ask real nice?

Oh then it isn't assault. In that case post face and bussy.

face

Wow high standards much

You gotta prove you can compete with the grindr daddies /u/serialflamingo already has.

/u/brownorbluegoldstone, "having sex with men is gay" is the biggest lie the left ever told

Look at the ancient world: there was no such thing as "gay" or "straight". There was just being a man, and being a man meant you had sex with other alpha men for fun and personal development. Having sex with women was just a necessary evil, a loathsome chore necessary to perpetuate the species.

Shitlibs sell the lie that if you have sex with men, you need to adopt a "gay" persona where you live a degenerate lifestyle, act in a feminine manner, and vote for shitlib politicians. The reality is that the most masculine thing you can do is fuck another man.

I don't know what "ancient world" you're referring to, but I'm pretty sure that the ancient Greeks and Romans only fucked adolescent boys, not alpha men.

I'm pretty sure you're uneducated on the ancient Greeks and Romans because you're wrong

He's right at least about the Greeks. Read Symposium for some sexy young busy flaunting it for the father of Western philosophy.

No, he's not.

The Greeks encouraged soldiers to bond sexually with each other so would be less likely to break the phalanx formation

Okay. That's a specific situation. Are you saying pederasty wasn't the norm? Why is there so much art on pottery showing an age difference? Why is it explicitly described in Plato's and Xenophon's Symposiums? Why does the apostle Paul go out of his way to condemn fucking adolescent boys? Don't go saying someone else is uneducated when you've got your own head so far up your ass you've managed to be both erastês and erômenos.

That's right shift the goalposts some more. Go on.

What? What fucking goalposts are you using? Someone said that pederasty was the norm, which is true, and you jumped down their throat? So what are you trying to argue here?

No, he said he was pretty sure that the Greeks and Romans ONLY banged boys and not men, which is wrong you illiterate chucklefuck

Okay whatever. You managed to be more pedantic, you win. Post bussy?

You don't deserve it.

apparently he likes the young stuff

Hard to break any position when your balls deep

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You're so wrong. Caesar had a scandalous affair with some king at one point. Even if it was just a rumour it's evidence of it being possible.

And Antinuous killed himself because he was too old for Hadrian.

And the scandal with Caesar was over him being a bottom. Also it was a scandal, meaning it can't indicate a norm. Conveniently they wrote down what norms they had, and it was "powerful men can put their penis in whatever hole they like, and should not take it up their own ass". And the Greeks wrote down their norm, and it was "teach adolescent men about citizenship, bond with them, maybe love them a bit".

Legislators that hate the gays are in the news on the reg because of how much they themselves love bussy. It's a scandal but gay people are part of the norm.

Try again ass blaster

Christ on a cracker. I don't feel like opening an actual book to prove this point, so here's the first paragraph from fucking Wikipedia:

Pederasty in ancient Greece was a socially acknowledged erotic relationship between an adult male (the erastes) and a younger male (the eromenos) usually in his teens.[2] It was characteristic of the Archaic and Classical periods.[3] The influence of pederasty on Greek culture of these periods was so pervasive that it has been called "the principal cultural model for free relationships between citizens."[4]

No one's saying that men of the same age didn't have sex from time to time. What is known beyond a shadow of a doubt, has decades of modern scholarship backing it up, is attested to by ancient writers in explicit terms, and is on their fucking pottery, is PEDERASTY. This is literally History of Sexuality 101.

I'm not sure what you're arguing. That pederasty wasn't common? That modern types of relationships existed and were common despite a dearth of primary sources concerning them?

Just because something was a scandal doesn't mean it was not something that happened more widely.

Oh. My. God. You're just arguing that gay sex between two adults happened!? That's so trite, and not at all relevant. And I doubt /u/Ylajali_2002 meant to imply that it never happened.

Ugh, fine. Gay sex between adults happened. Just please know that pederasty was far more common in ancient Greek cultures and if you go arguing that age similar gay sex had to be around because it happened that one time you heard of it, then you look ridiculous. I seriously thought you were arguing that pederasty wasn't a thing because you had heard of one affair. And again, you're not even understanding the dynamics of that affair properly.

But you know what, you seem pretty nice, but you come off as young and needing to learn a lot. I'm a bit older, I can teach you all about ancient Greek sexuality and about politics and how to be a good citizen. Just post bussy and I'm more than willing to teach you.

Wow you're a massive fag.

Are you calling me fat?

fagat

The only restaurant guide I use.

I don't know what "ancient world" you're referring to, but I'm pretty sure that the ancient Greeks and Romans only fucked adolescent boys, not alpha men.

No one's saying that men of the same age didn't have sex from time to time.

Also this person did claim exactly the opposite

Wow, someone made an over generalization on a shitpost sub.

You shouldn't sound so surprised it's pretty normal around here.

Well I feel silly for having gotten so worked up. So, are you gonna post bussy first or do I have to get this ball rolling?

Love you too famalam.

You probably know who Vercingetorix is as well. Pretty fun times for my main man.

Actually I haven't read the Gaelic Wars. So now I'm the pleb.

I'll let you Tribune me if you pass a land reform bill

I just want to pass marriage reform. If I own enough roads do you think I can do that?

And even then it was mostly intercural, which doesn't sound as fun now that we've invented soap.

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Boo! I'm supposed to do that :(

You're way more patient than me

Heterosexuals are a fun distraction for me. You know the way heterosexuals collect fireflies in mason jars? That is exactly how I approach every interaction I have with a heterosexual. It's beautiful, and worthwhile and I shouldn't squash it. But ultimately its life was only given meaning only when decided to take an interest in it, and frankly the jar is a more fulfilling existence than the one they planned for themselves.

This is one of the most egregious cases of gaslighting I have ever seen.

No it isn't. Though your faux outrage is definitely one of the most egregious cases of stupidity that I've seen lately.

It's a fact that you are a mod and participant of a sub that frequently uses ableist, misogynistic, misandristic, classist, homophobic, transphobic and lookist slurs and other bigoted rhetoric and one where users frequently abuse, harass, threaten, stalk and attempt to doxx users and tell them to kill themselves. All fact, no gaslighting. Are you really going to deny that and think you'll get away with it?

comparing something that grows naturally with products made in a factory

c'mon son

you sucked the shit out of that persons sex organ. youre my hero.

It's a fact that you are a mod and participant of a sub that frequently uses ableist, misogynistic, misandristic, classist, homophobic, transphobic and lookist slurs

/u/brownorbluegoldstone, serious question: What is "lookist"? I've never heard that one before. Did you make that up or is it really a thing?

Pandering to TrollX is easy karma huh.

Wow, /u/brownorbluegoldstone I think thats the most homophobic thing I've seen outside of a hate sub in years. And the fact that you keep trying to play dumb proves that you know better.

You should delete this account and seriously rethink your hateful views. Gays don't have to tolerate people like you anymore.

I keep on seeing this argument that men disparage makeup very regularly, either calling it lies, or here saying that men call makeup up a black belt in dick sucking.

I literally have not seen these arguments outside of cringe sub posts and premodern literature. Like, are there skeezes who just voice stupid opinions about make-up to women in DM's and never in front of other guys? I suppose I wouldn't be surprised. But ladies, I don't think this anti makeup slut shaming is as common as it is being made out to be.

I'll admit I could be naive on the matter, but seriously, I'm tired of these articles lambasting this app without even anecdotal evidence that this problem exists.

I'm not the one who mods a sub dedicated to using every bigoted slur in existence and encouraging people to kill themselves.

Why does he make it sound like this is a bad thing?