Women

Keep yourself safe.

Homosexuality is a bad meme

Heteros are a meme sexuality.

Pretty sure that's bisexuals

Does Tinder work?

Not for you.

Follow steps 1 and 2 and you'll get more puss than you can imagine

Do you have a close female relative which isn't a dyke and kinda knows you? Preferably in your age range and not your mother, aunt or grandma. If yes, let her take some pictures (with different outfits), then make her drunk and let her set up your profile.

I can vouch. Source: I read the above comment and then posted "I can vouch."

then make her drunk...

...and let her set up your profile.

☹ Not the ending I expected.

If your sister is willing to do all that, may as well ask her to spread her legs.

Lol women will lie about what they like to avoid sounding shallow. Asking women for dating advice will never work for men.

Tinder is good for hooking up with tourists ime

Yes but I'm unironically goodlooking.

inb4:

>posts on /r/Drama

>Goodlooking

Is that what your mom tells you?

posts on /r/drama

Goodlooking

Did Mother tell you that too much self confidence is a turn off?

Tinder is lame. JSwipe where it’s at.

Probably. Last time I tried online "dating" I got a bunch of bots that messaged me so I gave up. I've known manlets who had success with it though, so it can't be too bad.

You must be UGLY and POOR.

r/Drama poster

Yeah, true

It is actually a tool for humiliating people who lack confidence or looks or money.

So yeah, it works great.

You finally exhaust all your Grindr matches?

Serious answer:

Quality>quantity for your pics. Have a gussy help you pick which ones. Try to be funny, but don't tryhard it. Ask to meet up within 3-4 messages. Lower your standards. Lower your expectations. Meet up at a bar and pay for the drinks. Don't tell them you post here.

Lower your expectations.

He must have pretty low expections if he stoop so low to wanting to date women. Also

pay for the drinks

Never ever cuck like this.

Don't tell them you post here.

What, I suddenly have to lose my shitposting e-cred irl?

Tsk, tsk.

Up your neg game.

Sorta. I’ve gotten a couple dates through it, I didn’t really enjoy them though. Got a BJ one time, but it wasn’t very good. You’ll have a lot more success if you’re a woman or a gay man.

Tinder is mostly young people, I doubt you’ll have much success if you’re looking for a cougar. You might have to meet people irl if that’s what you’re looking for.

Just go to your local cougar wine bar in the afternoon.

Wait are you in your 20s/30s trying to pick up cougars or are you in your 40s/50s looking for other divorcees?

Explain, how do i figure out which one if my local wine bar?

Depending where you live, just google "your city cougar wine bar"

Also how do i dress, what do i say?

Uhhh, how far down the autism spectrum are you? You mean specifically older women or women in general?

Oh ok, dress nice enough that you don't look homeless, but not fancy/older. They wanna feel younger vicariously through you. Be polite at first, they'll start talking dirty to you sooner than you expect.

More casual. There's a weird mothering dynamic that'll trigger. If you look good in a nice plain t-shirt that's fine too.

I wanna get down and dirty with older women, 40+.

Careful, that's the age where women are most dangerous. Completely deranged, foul individuals.

A mixture of fear of being alone, early onset of menopause and general mental illness. Tread carefully.

There's no "convincing trap" option, so no

Ok but why would you ask here though?

You should use Grindr, there are a lot of women trying to catch their husbands cheating on the app who pose as men.

Definitely don't take advice from r/tinder. My strategy is to go a shitty dive bar and maybe the casino after. And then if all goes well we have unprotected drunk sex. You can never go wrong if you raw dog.