/u/realjackryan on this day i am thankful for fentanyl because it's cleaning you worthless rednecks off the face of this beautiful God given earth. God wants less trash on the planet and fentanyl is his tool of righteousness
Dear /u/realjackryan: I want to fuck the conservative out of you. I can't help myself. Every time you come into my office with your low cut shirt and cross necklace subtly splayed across your immaculate breasts I think about taking you, right there, as a man (with your consent, of course, rape culture is not okay). I want to pull off your panties and eat your pussy until your juices trickle down to the lower classes. I want you to moan so hard and so loud that you can't form coherent words, let alone talk about what Rush Limbaugh said about immigrants the other day.
Each time 'those people' crosses your lips I think about your mouth wrapped around my prodigious cock as my little people spill out of it. I want to make an anchor baby with you. I want to throw all the papers off my desk and ride you until gay marriage is legal in a majority of States or until you've come enough times to admit that maybe universal health care makes sense. And I mean all this respectfully, of course. I'm a feminist.
Why do you do this to me. Why. Do you know what you're doing? Every time you come into my office and sit across from me and cross and recross your legs and talk about the weather and then (somehow) about how unemployment insurance is actually bad for poor people do you know that I'm wondering if your panties are equally as conservative? That I'm curious what you'd look like on top of me, my hands tweaking your nipples like doing so would be tweaking taxes on the top one percent? That I'm thinking about you looking back at me as I fuck you from behind, your Jesus necklace swaying back and forth as you scream "Drill, baby, drill!"
You're not crazy, just politically hypocritical. Social conservatism is selfish and untenable. Your adherence to laws written when people owned slaves and the largest city was 1/10th of what it is now is ruining this god damn country. And I want you so bad. I want you so so bad.
Ugh. Be my Monica Lewinsky. I'll be your Bill Clinton. Let's reach across the aisle... and into each other's pants.
No. No. You just wait a fucking second. What the fuck did you just call me /u/realjackryan? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? I'll have you know that im a yaoi fangirl and PROUD. You don't INSULT me. And by the way, no. No it's not "gay". Do you even KNOW where that term came from? Japan. "GAY" CAME FROM JAPAN. THE PROPER TERM FOR "GAY" IS YAOI. Just because i'm eleven doesn't mean that i can't be a perv. I'm mature. I write yaoi fanfiction. I have many people who like my yaoi posts on fanfiction.net and deviantART. I read yaoi every day. Yaoi is my life. I couldn't live without yaoi. i would die without it. I know everything about yaoi sex. I'M NOT STUPID. I read my first doujinshi when I was ten. I'm NOT like other kids. SO STOP SAYING THAT I AM. I'm sick of it. i'm so fucking sick of all of it. I'll have you know that I knew what a penis does when I was NINE FUCKING YEARS OLD. NINE. I WAS FUCKING NINE. I BET THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A PENIS WAS WHEN YOU WERE NINE. I type with proper grammar and you don't. You aren't better than me. You don't even use the right word for yaoi. It's not gay. Do your research. By the way, gay porn is disgusting. It's nothing like yaoi and it's unrealistic, and gross. The ukes are usually not even shorter than the seme. It's disgusting. Fuck all of you. I'm eleven and I'm not "stupid" because I actually know about the origin of yaoi and you don't. Fuck you. Fuck off
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-11-23
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1 ioiidnsksi 2017-11-23
/u/realjackryan
you're the reason we need mayocide now
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2017-11-23
/u/realjackryan
1 Matues49 2017-11-23
1 allendrio 2017-11-23
" The guy is just retarded" Well he fits right in then doesn't he? welcome aboard /u/realjackryan
1 froibo 2017-11-23
1 Redactor0 2017-11-23
"Just retarded" isn't enough to fit in here. You need other co-morbid mental disorders as well.
1 MasterLawlz 2017-11-23
That reminds me, Jim from The Office is gonna play Jack Ryan in an Amazon series
1 JumbledFun 2017-11-23
/u/realjackryan on this day i am thankful for fentanyl because it's cleaning you worthless rednecks off the face of this beautiful God given earth. God wants less trash on the planet and fentanyl is his tool of righteousness
1 glmox 2017-11-23
Dear /u/realjackryan: I want to fuck the conservative out of you. I can't help myself. Every time you come into my office with your low cut shirt and cross necklace subtly splayed across your immaculate breasts I think about taking you, right there, as a man (with your consent, of course, rape culture is not okay). I want to pull off your panties and eat your pussy until your juices trickle down to the lower classes. I want you to moan so hard and so loud that you can't form coherent words, let alone talk about what Rush Limbaugh said about immigrants the other day.
Each time 'those people' crosses your lips I think about your mouth wrapped around my prodigious cock as my little people spill out of it. I want to make an anchor baby with you. I want to throw all the papers off my desk and ride you until gay marriage is legal in a majority of States or until you've come enough times to admit that maybe universal health care makes sense. And I mean all this respectfully, of course. I'm a feminist.
Why do you do this to me. Why. Do you know what you're doing? Every time you come into my office and sit across from me and cross and recross your legs and talk about the weather and then (somehow) about how unemployment insurance is actually bad for poor people do you know that I'm wondering if your panties are equally as conservative? That I'm curious what you'd look like on top of me, my hands tweaking your nipples like doing so would be tweaking taxes on the top one percent? That I'm thinking about you looking back at me as I fuck you from behind, your Jesus necklace swaying back and forth as you scream "Drill, baby, drill!"
You're not crazy, just politically hypocritical. Social conservatism is selfish and untenable. Your adherence to laws written when people owned slaves and the largest city was 1/10th of what it is now is ruining this god damn country. And I want you so bad. I want you so so bad.
Ugh. Be my Monica Lewinsky. I'll be your Bill Clinton. Let's reach across the aisle... and into each other's pants.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-11-23
I came, I saw, I came.
1 wtfuxlolwut 2017-11-23
No. No. You just wait a fucking second. What the fuck did you just call me /u/realjackryan? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? I'll have you know that im a yaoi fangirl and PROUD. You don't INSULT me. And by the way, no. No it's not "gay". Do you even KNOW where that term came from? Japan. "GAY" CAME FROM JAPAN. THE PROPER TERM FOR "GAY" IS YAOI. Just because i'm eleven doesn't mean that i can't be a perv. I'm mature. I write yaoi fanfiction. I have many people who like my yaoi posts on fanfiction.net and deviantART. I read yaoi every day. Yaoi is my life. I couldn't live without yaoi. i would die without it. I know everything about yaoi sex. I'M NOT STUPID. I read my first doujinshi when I was ten. I'm NOT like other kids. SO STOP SAYING THAT I AM. I'm sick of it. i'm so fucking sick of all of it. I'll have you know that I knew what a penis does when I was NINE FUCKING YEARS OLD. NINE. I WAS FUCKING NINE. I BET THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A PENIS WAS WHEN YOU WERE NINE. I type with proper grammar and you don't. You aren't better than me. You don't even use the right word for yaoi. It's not gay. Do your research. By the way, gay porn is disgusting. It's nothing like yaoi and it's unrealistic, and gross. The ukes are usually not even shorter than the seme. It's disgusting. Fuck all of you. I'm eleven and I'm not "stupid" because I actually know about the origin of yaoi and you don't. Fuck you. Fuck off
1 PantherChamp 2017-11-23
/u/realjackryan is a puss bitch who runs away when we clap back
1 JumbledFun 2017-11-23
Did /u/realjackryan send any of you guys funny pm's calling you kikes? Dude has a serious case of fetal alcohol syndrome
1 PantherChamp 2017-11-23
All he sent me was "no I got blocked from your sub"
Why aren't I special? :(
1 shallowm 2017-11-23
/r/drama successfully bullied him into deleting his account.
1 buttermyself 2017-11-23
/u/realjackryan