This is some weird shit. The guy has been at this for a while I guess:
ExcessivePang[S] -237 points 5 hours ago
I often give girls a fake name so that they can't find me when I'm done with them, but I often use the same name so that I don't forget. I've used this name with a few other girls but it has only been for one night stands, never for a relationship.
I'm also not sure why the guy is getting spam downvoted for this. It's weird, but not something I'd downvote.
"Being used" has the connotation of taking advantage of someone else and exploiting them, while a consensual one-night stand is seen as something of mutual benefit.
Yeah, and I give a fake name to guys who hit on me, but I'm not sure about. Still wouldn't ever describe myself as doing so for "when I'm done with them". Cause I mean....well that just sound like I'm fleecing them and skipping town. ಠ_ಠ
What a fucking Chad. Pumps a dumb girl full of his cum and then makes them look like retards when they ask around for "Frank from class?". This guy is an incel's wet dream.
This reads like an episode of Seinfeld, dude tells a girl a fake name for a one-night stand then it turns out he likes her, ends up dating her but he's already in so deep and can't take it back, and would rather break up than admit it
Classic gag. Usually when you are signing the marriage certificate you drop it on her and film the reaction. BTW your last name is now Whitehead, sorry!
Raybert from Everybody Loves Raymond. Robert used his brother Ray's name & identity to pick up a hot girl from a bar who loves Ray's work. Ray encourages him to do it more. Both get trouble with everyone
It's kind of genius really. When he's inevitably falsely accused of rape, some guy named Norm Macdonald is going to have a really bad day. That's assuming he's dating feminists, of course, which is what I would do if I were "Norm Macdonald." wink
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-11-25
Modern technology allows anyone with a credit card to run background checks on anyone. But she can’t run a background check if you have a fake name!
1 pizzashill 2017-11-25
This is some weird shit. The guy has been at this for a while I guess:
I'm also not sure why the guy is getting spam downvoted for this. It's weird, but not something I'd downvote.
1 C881 2017-11-25
Give confession on /r/confession and get downvoted.
1 dragoness_leclerq 2017-11-25
Well, just because you're confessing it doesn't mean people have to like it/upvote it.
1 OniTan 2017-11-25
How dare people create content.
1 Fucking_Christ 2017-11-25
It's the, "when i'm done with them" part
1 pizzashill 2017-11-25
What's wrong with being done with them?
1 Fucking_Christ 2017-11-25
It implies they were being used for something. One night stands are a thing but i'm not sure if I would call that "using" somebody
1 pizzashill 2017-11-25
They are fking being used, that's what banging random people is.
1 Fucking_Christ 2017-11-25
u have autism
im done here.
1 pizzashill 2017-11-25
I have autism for believing random sex is people using each other?
1 SDIHTD 2017-11-25
Hey granddad, is the country going to shit today or not?
1 shallowm 2017-11-25
"Being used" has the connotation of taking advantage of someone else and exploiting them, while a consensual one-night stand is seen as something of mutual benefit.
1 DuBBle 2017-11-25
How can it be of mutual benefit if women have no sexual desire?
1 Somenakedguy 2017-11-25
Wew
1 Somenakedguy 2017-11-25
We already know
Srsly tho how do you not understand that the people he's meeting aren't looking for hookups, that's the whole reason he needs a fake name
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-25
No, he is right about this one.
1 youpostyoudie 2017-11-25
When retards from both poles agree, you know it's fuckin stupid.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-11-25
Water is wet
1 starship_litterbox 2017-11-25
And as we all know, since sexism = power + prejudice, only men are capable of using women for sex, never the other way around. Am I doin' this right?
1 cheers_grills 2017-11-25
use me mommy
1 CanonEOS5DMkII 2017-11-25
I know a lot of girls that use fake names for tinder hookups
1 dragoness_leclerq 2017-11-25
Yeah, and I give a fake name to guys who hit on me, but I'm not sure about. Still wouldn't ever describe myself as doing so for "when I'm done with them". Cause I mean....well that just sound like I'm fleecing them and skipping town. ಠ_ಠ
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-11-25
If your not sure turns into banging isn't that exactly how it goes?
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2017-11-25
u/ExcessivePang what name do you use. I hope to god it is something like "Max Power" or "Chad Thundercock"
1 hiyatweek 2017-11-25
It’s completely douchy
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-11-25
He's posting on reddit... notorious den of incels, both male and female, and it seems like he might be getting some.
Do the math.
1 lincoln1222 2017-11-25
some additional drama from a literal virgin who claims that "condom sex isn't really sex"
1 shazbottled 2017-11-25
/u/btr154 please hook me up with these knowledgeable people you know. Is it really like warm apple pie?
1 shallowm 2017-11-25
Some additional mini-drama: user forgets to switch alts and replies to himself, then says "that was my plan the whole time"
1 OniTan 2017-11-25
/u/btr154 you should check out /r/incels. Oh wait.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-11-25
That's just catholic doctrine
1 James_Kvetch 2017-11-25
What a fucking Chad. Pumps a dumb girl full of his cum and then makes them look like retards when they ask around for "Frank from class?". This guy is an incel's wet dream.
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-11-25
"Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, When am I going to make it back to Haiti?"
1 MasterLawlz 2017-11-25
This reads like an episode of Seinfeld, dude tells a girl a fake name for a one-night stand then it turns out he likes her, ends up dating her but he's already in so deep and can't take it back, and would rather break up than admit it
1 shazbottled 2017-11-25
Classic gag. Usually when you are signing the marriage certificate you drop it on her and film the reaction. BTW your last name is now Whitehead, sorry!
1 mrsjosecuervo 2017-11-25
Raybert from Everybody Loves Raymond. Robert used his brother Ray's name & identity to pick up a hot girl from a bar who loves Ray's work. Ray encourages him to do it more. Both get trouble with everyone
1 starship_litterbox 2017-11-25
It's kind of genius really. When he's inevitably falsely accused of rape, some guy named Norm Macdonald is going to have a really bad day. That's assuming he's dating feminists, of course, which is what I would do if I were "Norm Macdonald." wink
1 Diogenes2XLantern 2017-11-25
But what if there’s a real Haven Monahan out there somewhere?
1 youpostyoudie 2017-11-25
I knew y'all secretly just wanted those SJW's to fuck you.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-11-25
"y'all"
1 Redactor0 2017-11-25
u/ExcessivePang let me guess, you beat the rape charge in court but you've still got your mugshot up on the internet from when you were arrested?
1 DrinkProfessionally 2017-11-25
hahahahaha nigga they are calling the guy a future rapist for lying about his name
Is really some smart shit to do that. I mean you save yourself from trouble if anything happens, so why not?
1 dragoness_leclerq 2017-11-25
1 DrinkProfessionally 2017-11-25
Why when? nothing might ever happen, but why even take that chance?
Are we assuming now that something bad could only happen if its his fault?
There are the same amount of pieces of shit in both genders my dude, so why not protect your privacy?
Seems like a good enough idea for me