Wtf I’m a ghost now?

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Ed, can you post a clever picture thingy for me as well? BTW I like cats.

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Gun of sod. Gun/you like cats so a cat/sod ---> sodomy so eggplant (dick) + peach (ass) + cummies

Bro your shit is super low effort. Post bussy instead

https://i.imgur.com/XGTsjOw.jpg

Gun of sod: Gun/you like cats so a cat/sod ---> sodomy so eggplant (dick) + peach (ass) + cummies

It's like literature class all over again.

Hahaha :D

u r necrosexual

No ones buying it turd smuggler

It looks like a study that is being taken out of context, to make a points about Gender politics.

From what I can see, it only tests physiological responses, and I don't think it's even close to saying "straight people don't exist" just that people who identify as straight can get physiologically aroused to gay stimuli.

Thank God you're here to undramatically explain everything to us.

You're welcome.

I'm glad to help.

SRD would be all for traps.

Post bussy

I see this happen so often that if anyone makes a conclusion that is not specifically made word for word in their source study, I automatically assume it's horse shit.

It's like 99% of the time, especially in political contexts, people just skim a marginally relevant study until they see something that could maybe possibly be misconstrued as agreeing with the argument they're trying to make, and then use that to prove they're right entirely. Who cares if it wasn't the point of nor the conclusion made from the study, right?

citation needed. source? citation needed. source? citation needed. source? citation needed. source? citation needed. source? citation needed. source? citation needed. source? citation needed. source? citation needed. source? citation needed. source? citation needed. source? citation needed. source? citation needed. source? citation needed. source? citation needed. source? citation needed. source? citation needed. source? kills self

Yeah, the other end with people who demand a source in order to believe anything at all you say are part of this problem too.

God forbid my statement is a fucking theory, right? Just fuck me up the asshole for not conducting an international double blind study published in a journal with 3,000 impact factor before saying Trump's hair is fake.

The best part though is those same people use the lack of a source as some kind of proof in itself that the person is wrong, which is the most backward ass psuedo-intellectual interpretation of how research works that it's incredible. How do these people figure out anything without being explicitly told it by a tenured Harvard professor?

Just fuck me up the asshole for not conducting an international double blind study published in a journal with 3,000 impact factor before saying Trump's hair is fake.

i mean, if you insist

but not in a gay way

Don't try to tousle it though, you'll become a Nazi.

people who identify as straight can get physiologically aroused to gay stimuli.

That seems pretty gay desu

I think it's about the sensuality of it, you know what I mean? I'm pretty sure if a guy was gently rubbing his dick between your buttchecks, you'd get an erection.

The study didn't even look that far, it just looked at eye dilation.

I don't think "Straight People Have Responses to Gay Porn" would attract as many clicks.

https://archive.is

"We show straight men a picture of a woman masturbating and they respond just like a straight guy, but then you also show them a guy masturbating and their eyes dilate a little bit. So we're actually able to show physiologically that all guys are not either gay, straight, or bi."

Very Definitive.

Read More: The Straight Men Who Have Sex with Trans Women

Matt didn't know it was possible for a girl to have a dick before the model pictured in his Hustler-esque mag drew seven inches. She had slipped in unannounced between the magazine's other, more typical spreads. His stroke quickened, sticking with sweat in his Brooklyn bedroom while a worrying thought knocked in his skull: Did it mean he was gay?.... On Reddit, arguably the most revealing cultural sampler of our times,

Trap Aren't Gay ~Vice

I feel like Mac from always sunny works at Vice. And he banged a trap and is trying to convince everyone hes not gay for doing it.

"She's getting it removed guys"

MorbidReality makes my pupils dilate. Am I necrophiliac now Vice?

I'm apparently attracted to going from a brightly lit room to a darker room.

Well, you know what people do in dark room so yeah, it's probably an induced paraphilia, like that guy who ended up being aroused by shoes because he used to hide under the bed to jerk it off.

There is a lot of bussy in closets.

Here's my favourite song about dark room bussy https://g.co/kgs/3w4hxQ

phhwoooar that gets me going

optometrists: doctors... or sex workers? a vice oped

Probably

Link?

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/kb4jw9/the-straight-men-who-have-sex-with-trans-women

God damn. Vice puts out hard as shit documentaries about the Syrian war and then they come out with this shit.

I don't know how to feel about them

their eyes dilate a little bit

Vice confirmed for clickhole sleeper cell

On Reddit, arguably the most revealing cultural sampler of our times

Holy shit, it's real. I wish they'd write an article about /r/drama.

We need to become more crypto-hate-ish to get any mention :(

Hundreds of millions of years of evolution to get us to this point vs social psychology who wins

Dude history and knowlege were TKO'd as soon as "microaggressions" became everyday vernacular

Guess I am the sole exception, you fags better get ready for some major homophobia coming your way. Nerds.

Homophobia is my kink baby talk dirty to me.

The way you talk is almost as horrible to my ears as your smell is to my nose. Your dad was correct for leaving your family. Your dog is tiny and unimposing. Your remaining parent does notlike you very much.

I believe all of the above because you're a fag. Get bullied son.

Said the dude that I just jizzed on

It is only gay if it's consensual, you rapist.

But you said you want to do it again next Tuesday?

How would you know? 🤔

He talked.

You would trust a rapist? Waaaaay to victim blame there buddy.

I thought you couldn’t victimize bussy? That’s what Jezabelle told me.

That's not gay, that's just protein sharing.

"It's basically a study that assesses sexual orientation by looking at the eyes and whether they dilate or not. You can't control your eye dilation. Essentially, that's what the whole project attempts to get at, another way of assessing sexuality without relying on self report.

Your pupils will dilate anytime you see anything interesting or shocking. Like a car crash. I guess I'm a car crash sexual.

Another way of course is genital arousal, but that gets a little invasive.

Actual science is too inconvenient so we're just gonna half ass it.

Car crash sexual

You will like this then

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_(1996_film)

Crash (1996 film)

Crash is a 1996 British–Canadian psychological thriller film written and directed by David Cronenberg based on J. G. Ballard's 1973 novel of the same name. It tells the story of a group of people who take sexual pleasure from car crashes, a notable form of paraphilia. The film stars James Spader, Deborah Kara Unger, Elias Koteas, Holly Hunter, and Rosanna Arquette.

The film generated considerable controversy upon its release and opened to mixed and highly divergent reactions from critics.

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I ran into that movie on some cable channel when I was like 12 and shit fucked me up.

I really to work my way through Cronenberg's filmography. Dude has out out some weird ass shit.

long live the new flesh

Elias Koteas is awesome.

Can't believe that won Best Picture

Some dude did the genital arousal study.

Results were all women are somewhat bi.

Men were often 100% straight.

Proving definitively that traps aren't gay

The study was entitled: "Duh".

I kinda believe this, I’ve heard it’s not uncommon for women to go to female strip clubs, which I find interesting

Women also watch huge amounts of lesbian porn, which they'll claim has no bearing on their sexual orientation.

Devices for measuring sexual arousal have existed for decades, and they have been used for the research of sexuality. The problem isn't that they are inconvenient, but that they result in a politically-undesirable answer.

Help! I'm fading out of existence!

Most likely!

Good fucking riddance.

Oh no wait, i'm back.

So your bi and black now... doing anything this weekend?

Jacking off, probably

So, everybody's at least bi?!? I guess the we dn't need LGBT community, PRIDE, etc..because minority is now a majority and one can't oppress a majority.

Thanks Vice

Fags are really low on the progressive stack these days anyway. Not much use left in them.

Bitch please, you wish you could interior decorate at my level.

I do, actually. Can you do my house like a Rome/bronze age thing but not kitschy?

Men have gotten so much cultural crap put on them that even if a man does have some sexual attraction to guys, they would never say it.

Damn patriarchy, why do men keep oppressing themselves?

This kind of research isn't typically taken seriouslly, as it also shows nearly every to be a pedophile, a necrophiliac and a fucker of midgets.

Basically, you'll get a pupil reaction to any naked human whatsoever.

Pretty sure Kinsey said the same thing 60 years ago

Did he say whether traps are gay?

*She

The author is a tranny.

How unusual.

ha! get fucked cishets

Why is there always that one homo who is convinced everyone is a homo

Most people aren't smart enough to be gay.

So woke, yassss queeeen 👏👏👏👏👏👏 #endheteronormativepatriarchy

theyre trying so fucking hard to make straight guys randomly gay lol

given up all pretense of subtlety apparently

did you guys see the article that said "dudes in bromances often kiss!" that was a good one

Because most straight guys are actually gay or bi you fucking faggot. You just deny it because hetero-patriarchal norms on behaviour tell you to. Don't worry, just think about your thick shaft sliding into some thick bussy and tug one out.

So that straight guy who rejected me was just lying??? Mother fucker